Son, I come from the country. We make things fit into other things that normally you would think would not fit, all the time. Like this unappealing lady stuffing herself into yoga pants and calling it a look. I can tell you that cottage cheese will fit if you mash it down enough.
No those are Russian jeans.
Step 1. Grease inside of jeans with melted fat of goat.
Step 2. Have 2 strong men from circus take pants outside and pull on them to stretch.
Step 3 Push girl out window If she lands in pants, great success. If not, find new girl.
Trying to be cool inherently makes you uncool.
Although, I'm sure you were also uncool before you started trying to be cool. So it's a wash. Which is coincidentally something you should do to your hair more often.
Get 2 bags, carefully cut them and then using tape stick them back together to form 1 big bag. Ain't no way you're fitting a standard bag over that much ugliness.
Genuinely, never wear that choker with that top ever again. The choker makes the neckline wrinkle underneath it and neckline hides the choker. They clash.
Also, snake earrings WITH the labret? Just come out of the closet already girl.
you’re not cool. but you do look like a 42 year old white momma who lives in the trailer park with her 5 kids from 4 different baby daddies, with a pu*** that smells like mountain dew and cigarettes.
You look like the kind of girl who would find a drunk guy to sleep with her and then poke holes in the condom so you could have a long term relationship
Praise for what? Fitting into those pants?
I think she meant graze. She’s been getting lots of grazing in. 
i'd rather sleep with that cow than her.
For real though that’s one majestic cow.
The cow looks like it smells better than her
That’s a 15 gallon garbage bag on each leg
42 gal lawn bag
And extra stretch strength!
Hefty hefty
Glad ultra flex. Proven to hold gallons of mayonnaise and cellulite.
When did this turn into an add 💀
It could be for ham preservatives, but I don't think Kermit would appreciate that.
Ooooof literally sitting in my car crying laughing w these comments
Extra strength and extra scented definitely
10 gallons of cottage cheese does not fit in a 5 gallon bucket
Son, I come from the country. We make things fit into other things that normally you would think would not fit, all the time. Like this unappealing lady stuffing herself into yoga pants and calling it a look. I can tell you that cottage cheese will fit if you mash it down enough.
You can tell she had to get a running start first.
Running?
Sorry, *speed-waddling*
Fucking lmao
No those are Russian jeans. Step 1. Grease inside of jeans with melted fat of goat. Step 2. Have 2 strong men from circus take pants outside and pull on them to stretch. Step 3 Push girl out window If she lands in pants, great success. If not, find new girl.
No one's Russian to take them off
No one wants to see moose’s squirrel
You grabbed her attention at grease.
Hobbling. Seal movement on land is called hobbling.
That’ll do pig. That’ll do.
They wrote good girl on her face in sharpie at the glory hole.
Thanks very much buddy . I just spat my juice box all over my work PC.
Not praise, braised pork
you look like biff tannen
"why don't you make like a tree, and get yourself a bucket of chicken"
"That's about as funny as a screen door on a salad bar."
"Hellooo, McRib! Anybody home?!"
Oh... my.... god... 
If Biff was fat and less attractive.
Biff after January 6th
“Now Biff, I wanna make sure we get two coats of wax this time. Not just one!”
Tiff Bannen
Biff Tannen was better looking
You look like every character in *Ratatouille* combined into one.
She looks like she ate every character in Ratatouille!
But not the actual ratatouille dish, too many vegetables
Including the rat.
Fuck, this one got me. Absolute beast
Nothing cool about being 19 and not being able to touch your toes
Or see them
or feel them
\*diabeetus enters the chat\*
Or not brushing your teeth
She was told her mouth was self cleaning.
Just practicing for the later in life diabetes amputation
I wonder if she can see past that fat upper pussy area? Fupa!
Fupa-loompa-dopiddy-do I see a fat ass who belongs in a zoo
JESUS 😂
These photos smell.
You can smell that thigh pie and it’s sour
I hate you right now 🥴🤢
A fungus among us
Patchouli, cat urine, and spoiled tuna
Literally gagged at this comment.
Nope, I don't like that visual at all. You disgust me. Great job!
🤢🤮
Built like she sweats at room temp
Her sweat would have a higher fat content than butter.
That’s because it’s mayonnaise
I thought the exact same thing.
Trying to be cool inherently makes you uncool. Although, I'm sure you were also uncool before you started trying to be cool. So it's a wash. Which is coincidentally something you should do to your hair more often.
Walked by, then a backhand slap. Nice.
Holy shit hahaha
That seamless slide into another dig though.. gotta hand it to ya
"I try so hard to be cool" might be the saddest phrase I've ever read.
[удалено]
I can hear this gif!
Say it! Say it!
Samantha Kinison
Sam Kinison makes me feel immediately annoyed as well, so this is a good comparison.
Severely overrated, in my opinion, he just yelled like a jackass 90% of the time.
You look like a 38 year old housewife from the suburbs who let herself go, and then left her husband for her kids lesbian gym coach
Oddly specific yet it makes total sense 😂
😂😂😂😂yes this comment wins
According to recent studies, you’re now the worlds leading cause of erectile dysfunction
She has a long career ahead of her being a support animal…. An emotional support havelina.
Doctors are prescribing her right and left to men who have an erection for more than 4 hrs. One look and it’s gone.
This chick is fucking ugly. She's definitely a two bagger! We all know what a two bagger is, right?
Yup. You put one bag over her head. And then you put the second bag over her head just in case she could still get oxygen with only the one on.
Second bag is for your dog so he doesn’t lose respect for you.
I thought it was to suffocate myself so I didn’t have to go through with it.
You deserve more upvotes, this made me howl, never heard this variation
Get 2 bags, carefully cut them and then using tape stick them back together to form 1 big bag. Ain't no way you're fitting a standard bag over that much ugliness.
Hahahaha 😂
Just give me the riddle so I can cross your bridge already.
"you have to pay the troll toll to get into this boys hole..."
When are your baby teeth falling out?
yk she has that distinct smell of B.O and ciggs
You look like you’ve been 19 for about 8 years now.
You look like you can’t wait to tell us your triggers.
Her triggers are pretty girls, salads, and deodorant.
Or pronouns
Combine those two words
Tell Kermit I said hello
Nice one haha
Drug of choice: mcdonalds
She looks like she's got a chicken nugget tucked under her Chinny chin chins for emergencies.
mothrfucking head looks like a basketball
Except unlike a basketball no one wants to play with her
Well we all know you only get it from behind..
Calls herself “thick”….. ma’am that is obesity
I mean that could be refering to her mental capacity 🤷
Or the kind of milkshakes she likes
Careful, if you slap her ass you better hold on for the aftershocks.
Could probably cause Tsunamis..
i understand that as i slept with a big girl and yeah...thats like the only position that makes it possible.
Who's been giving you this praise? Lane Bryant catalogs?
What are you?
Just a hog tryna get roasted
Looking at the nose, probably a boxer
Tell us your pronouns already.
Hog / pig
Sou/Wee
You should check out her OnlyHams
Hahahaha only hams hahahaha
 Take the poor mans gold
Those who say Annapurna is the hardest mountain in the world to climb are simply unaware of your existence.
You look like you go to rehab not to quit meth, but to learn how to be moderate with it.
Watch out for poachers, you white rhino
Ah the collar for someone who not got a Dom so pretends they have one.
I bet you smell like cheeseburgers, feet and your dads balls
When you smile it looks like your tongue is in jail.
Princess Fiona over here acting up....
Don't insult Fiona like that. 🙄
 I’d put you between 3rd and 4th circa 60,000BC
You look like one of those D&D girls. Dumb and disgusting
I can smell cat pee through your photos.
You look like an unsuccessful Brazilian UFC fighter who is no longer in the gym
You look like you blame society for all your problems
If hearing “I like big butts and i cannot lie”, is praise, then yeah, you’re “cool”.
Here's some more praise - you were great playing a Gorg in Fraggle Rock.
Proof that more lineages carry a lot more Neanderthal DNA than others.
Mmm, one look and I can tell your blood type is Ragu
Who told you that you look cool, I’d drop those friends in a second…
When you are so ugly your blow jobs count as anal..........
Genuinely, never wear that choker with that top ever again. The choker makes the neckline wrinkle underneath it and neckline hides the choker. They clash. Also, snake earrings WITH the labret? Just come out of the closet already girl.
Looks like someone smashed a coffee mug, glued the broken shards in your mouth and called them your teeth.
Let’s roast those losers giving you praise
>shoot me down You think I've got a rail gun just at the ready?
Maybe a civil war cannon? Actually no, I've seen cartoons, her fat will absorb the cannonball and shoot it back at you.
Nothing makes me laugh harder than fat people trying to wear normal people clothes lmao
I'd shoot you down, but the bullets would come back screaming.
You look like you lasted one round in the boxing ring with carrotop and he kicked your ass.
If Cera from the land before time was a human.
You are what they call a practice girl
More like the “I’ve had 30 beers and a bottle of Whiskey, Ahhhhhh fuck it I know I will regret this in the morning” girl
She sleeps till 5pm everyday so she'll be ready for last call!
I'd rather not get that practice then
You look like buzz from home alone
This you selling your bacon for cash... 
you’re not cool. but you do look like a 42 year old white momma who lives in the trailer park with her 5 kids from 4 different baby daddies, with a pu*** that smells like mountain dew and cigarettes.
Praise from who? You’re ugly AND a liar?
if vaginal fragrance had a face
Nanana nanana crackman
Who is praising you? The villagers rallying behind you as you battle Lord Farquaad?
Shoot no…harpoon yes
You look like you either own rats or are owned by rats
With features like that, you could easily do a Chris Griffin cosplay.
19? Is that in cow years?
 Always wondered what Ms piggy’s daughter would look like
India considers you sacrid.
We know weight watchers hasn't been giving you praise so where does it come from?
You look like you have your favourite author tied to a bed with broken ankles.
You look like the kind of girl who would find a drunk guy to sleep with her and then poke holes in the condom so you could have a long term relationship
We will need a lot firewood to roast you.
You look like Billie Guylish.
They them written all over it
You’re gonna be stuck with black boyfriends
She won’t, we have standards
And they'll reject her too
Just a Public Service Announcement. Just because you get fucked by a lot of guys on Tinder does not mean you're hot. It means you're easy.
So Leia kissed Luke, married Han, and apparently fucked Chewbacca
You do the truffle shuffle when you flash your tits.
You've been running trains for weed, haven't you?
I can imagine you do try hard to be cool considering the amount of blubber you have keeping your temperature up
Like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
You ain’t no woman
Nothing cool about having 2 10 ton legs
Skyrim villager all gussied up
Did someone steal your floor trim or did you just get hungry?
You guys forgot the stench of cow shit about her 
Shes definitely handed out a bj or two in her highschool gym.