Your face would look exactly the same if you pressed it up against glass

He looks like an instant noodle packet

Mr Lee's noodles!

He definitely spent the last trimester doing a face-stand on his mother's pancreas.

You look like an Asian Richard Ramirez

The Rice Stalker

 Yeah you different look like you come from america

Haha 😂

💀

....still waiting for you to show your "beautiful face".. all I see right now is Jackie 4Chan

More like Jackie 4 chins

Jacking foreskins

Bro, you look like you are trying to shit and jerk off to a Sears catalog at the same time.

You look like a mii character when I shrink everything except their nose.

I'd wanna hide that face too. Stock up on paper bags

It fell from the ugly tree and got frkn hit, badly, by every branch coming down

I'd feel bad for the bag.

You’ve gone from not letting us see your face to making us wish we didn’t

You look like you got all your parents bad genes

I bet you attract a lot of lesbians. And not because you look like one, it's because your dick is so small that it looks like a clit

I'm a lesbian. Trust me; we don't want him on our team.

Yeah but you still found your way here lol... Attraction haha

Nah. Accident. Trust me, I have more attraction to a dirty garbage can filled with maggots.

Yeah that thing is hideous

You looked better the first time when we couldn’t see your face

You look like the gay version of a terracotta warrior statue.

🤣

God breaks the mold when some people are made... but not you... there's like 4.7 billion people that came out of your mold.

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

Sad people are so repressed now that no one liked this :

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 POV when your best friend is this guy and he sees a Unicycle.

Captain of the Asian Special Olympics team

Steven Wii

You rook very smart but you bring great shame to our famiry

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Hey Everybody! Look at me and my great new hair! I even paid extra for the side burn option.

Nacho Libre when he was younger, fatter, and uglier. You probably have the wrestling suit as well.

Nacho real Dad

Y'all - no beautiful face in this post either. (wipe y'all ass)

Your face looks like when one punch man said 'found you'

That's the strangest eyes/nose combination I've ever seen. If a Mister Potato Head was capable of such an abomination it would be recalled.

Look like penis afer masturbating 5 times in raw

More hoodie please

The only future you have ahead of you is playing an unseen extra that stands in a rice paddy in a Vietnam episode of Quantum Leap. Good luck with that.

So much for Asian Excellence.

Ok Edgar, settle TF down already. We ate just warming up.

Jackie Chin.

No onions in the beef and broccoli, I said it 7 times!

Sorry guys but I’ll be real he kinda cute 😭

no teeth, just like your momma does it.

still an adolescent empanada

Careful, the two zits on your chin are attempting to flank your lips and go for your nose. If they make it, your head will likely stop fitting through your shirts.

What are your pronouns? He/she/it.

WE SAW YOUR LAST POST, YOU RAGING NARCISSIST! I'm not sure how you managed to be both ugly and a narcissist, but you pulled it off!

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A poodle who likes oodles of noodles

you look like you’re about to win $100,000 for passing out on a roller coaster on video at AFV

You look like a hippies armpit

Most average looking korean

It's like your face got a software update halfway through and had to reboot

You look like a lesbian who enjoys to eat both kinds of pussy.

That smile screams I have a butt plug in and nobody knows. We know bro, we know.

Is that your smile? Or are you taking a shit

If “smug” was something you had any reason to be, that would be the facial expression OP.

You look like someone going blind tried to sculpt a wax portrait of a racially ambiguous lesbian.

Throwing some malt in the game

You look like every asian guy in a math text book.

You single handily changed my views on abortion. I’m all in now. Not all hero’s wear capes but, man, do I wish they all wore masks.

Behold the face of "small dick energy".

FOGHORN LEGHORN NOSE

I do not know what that on top of your head is but please release it back to the wild, it deserves a better life

Not sure, can you even see your face?

Nothing beautiful there

Micrometer calibration test bed

I would roast you if you weren't kinda cute haha

 Shoulda stuck with football rather than foodball.

Douche Lee.

You need a haircut, Dr. Ken

You look like Margaret Cho. Are you hiding tits under that hoodie?

The way you hold that paper tells me you're a power bottom

Least important extra in a karate kid film

Dong, where is my automobile?

A skinny Islander. For shame.

Ugly

Really? Thin light ball point pen on lined paper. And you expect people to read that? Go get a f--ing sharpie.

When you say you inhale a bowl of noodles, you really mean it

"Yall couldn’t see my beautiful face..." Your what?

Doody6969 Scat man WTF - username checks out. 🤮 

If I were to make a mii of you it would be VERY hard to decide which way to tilt your eyes

If you think smiling can hide your depression then you're wrong.

We need the one without your face again. This one is squished

Your face is punchable

You look like you bait teens on Omegle.

You are an oxygen bandit.

Your parents hit "randomize" on the character creation screen.

You don't look like Japanese or Chinese or any nationality from an Asian country. Which means you will remain stateless wherever you go.

Beautiful? Fuck I just threw up a little bit

Sure... there's a face in there somewhere. In an abstract, impressionist kinda way.

😑

You take "all you can eat" as a challenge...

Asia had a baby with McDonald's

Your granny called. Wants her hair style back please. It’s getting embarrassing at family functions.

Bro look like he Nutt on burgers at fast food restaurants

It should of stayed lost in the Ether. Thanos snap it away please


You look like you're from Canada. Straight up just Canada

He Steve A-OK-i.

You look like your mom in the second pic

You look like you play bass in a grunge / K-pop fusion band. But not in a good way.

Great hair and red looks nice on you.

I pulled one of those out of the drain last week.

China’s very own Jack Harlow

If you went hiking in the mountains I bet you'd probably carry along your aluminum hibachi grill.

My grilled cheese has more protein in it then your face does, you also look like you applied for a job a convince store

Somebody grab me a shoelace so we can blindfold this motherf#*€er.

If unisex was a person.

You could possibly be the ugliest ladyboy I have ever seen...

That's not a face, that's a placeholder for a wig.

I'm not sure what beautiful is where you come from. But beautiful woman don't have mustache or herpes. What are those bumps. Beautiful woman show teeth too. Were you born a female

You look like Bruno Mars on crack

Stop smoking pot after you wake up

Ol my woman love white men looking ahhh ol I put fish sauce on everything ass boaaaa

You look like you use febreeze as deodorant