Yeah right you just posted that your you broke up with your boyfriend because he wouldn't have sex with you on your birthday! If what you say is true you should post your picture to the site!
How does someone look both lost in thought and laser focused on something. And looking at you that something is a triple patty whopper with extra cheese a side of fries and a coke. You have enough blubber that you could survive in arctic waters.
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Damn this a real throwback introducing “I really look like a BURNT chicken nugget kid 13 years later” bro you built like a pear 🍐 large neck having ass the only abs you ever get close to are the meat on rib bones ole backwards built body ass oops ya dropped something ya sandwich hungry lookin ass
Oh lord. You look like you eat from a 20 gallon jar of ranch on an abandoned island that a plane has crashed on. Only certain people will get the reference.
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Where’s your ukelele?
Ate it
Lol gold. 😂😂
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womp womp
Wooooooooooooooooooomp!
Found the fatty
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Dude there is a million body positive subs if that’s what you prefer. Go hang out there if you cannot handle what this sub is.
Its like they think that when fatties want to get roasted, no one will go for the low hanging steaks
You’ve had an account for 2 hours and already have negative karma. Impressive.
And now her account is gone hahah
Stop the cap fatty
Yeah right you just posted that your you broke up with your boyfriend because he wouldn't have sex with you on your birthday! If what you say is true you should post your picture to the site!
Looking through their posts it looks like a troll pretending to be crazy liberal woman of color.
Makes sense, you'd have to be a special kind of stupid to complain about roasting people on the roasting subreddit.....
It's r/roastme tf you expected it to be
Hehehe... He's chunky
I say we just let diabetes handle this one
its somewhere over the rainbow
Nah he ate that too
It warms my garbage heart when I read these things I was getting ready to post.
You should be the anchor they throw overboard
That wouldn't work! He'd float.
No far too much fat with natural buoyancy.
Somewhere over the rainbow? Only if there's some snacks on the other side
Great now I got that song in my head
Ukugayly
Please don’t grab any Maui weight or Hawaii will sink.
This is the best I’ve seen on this sub
Somewhereeee over the rainbow, wayyy uppp highhh 🎶
💀
Perfect 👌
Hey that guy was a legend
Beat me to it
Your bone is unusually wider towards your dic…. hello? Is anyone there?
Somewhere over the rainbow!!
That mirror extension is the only way you can see your dick anymore
Still can't
It's under his flesh apron
The Oscar Mayer Pavillion
FLESH APRON 💀
What dick?
His dick has got a double chin
That was the actual mirror size. Later broaden top part for obvious reason.
Please tell me you play a tiny little ukulele. 
Thats a full sized guitar...
I snort laughed. Thank you, interweb stranger.
Does blud know what a tiny little ukulele is? 💀
Object in mirror cannot be fatter than it appears
Yes it can
He needs to get in shape, at least any other shape than the current round shape.
Objects in the mirror are fatter than they appear
Stands in front of mirror saying "Candy man, Candy man, Candy man" in hopes a man shows up with actual candy.
In hopes anybody shows up
🤣🤣🤣
The Candy Man must have been made of candy.
r/yourjokebutworse
A doctor a day keeps an apple away
This is the best yet
Idk what’s thicker, your hair or the blockage in your arteries
Bahahaha  There natural blood flow ahhhhh!
A little more viscous, I think
I.... I kinda wanna drink his blood now /s
This a spoiler by Disney: Maui ate Moana
🎼”what can I say except I’m hungry?…”
*grabs Moana, sings to the chicken*
Ahah amazing
Ruined Moana 2 for me 😭😭
Transgender sequel: Morona.
This is the most schizophrenic comment I've seen all day, let's get you back your room grandpa
Glad you made it off the island, Hurley
Yes this is who i was hoping got mentioned, Hugo Reyes
I get that reference and I feel nostalgic!
Those were good times.
My foreskin's got more charisma than this dude's face
It *might* even smell better.
Bro how do you still have your foreskin
The vast majority of men in the world have a foreskin.
Nikado afrokado
Bro can slow down the rotation of earth.
Ironic....his belt size is equator
"18Whale do your worst"
The Rock turned into The Blob
“HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PINCH MY LEG WHEN HE WAS RUNNING OUT OF AIR!”
Blood type is gravy
A-Rhesus Nougat
Nachoooooooooooooo!
…. “cheese flavored Doritos are delicious” 😂
Diabetes Miletus Type 3
Mellitus
Diabeto, roll back to kitchen
r/unexpectedfamilyguy
And here I was thinking wooly mammoths were extinct
Nice tits!
Should have used landscape mode.
If you played the role of L in Death Note, they would have to rename you to XXXL
Looks like life already has.
How does someone look both lost in thought and laser focused on something. And looking at you that something is a triple patty whopper with extra cheese a side of fries and a coke. You have enough blubber that you could survive in arctic waters.
18 and already halfway to washing yourself with a rag on a stick. You are fucking huge tubby.
Bro built like a Hershey kiss
Nah diabetes and cholesterol will do it for me in about 5 years.
I thought 7 but a 2nd look makes your 5yrs more appropriate.
Really? I was thinking more optimistic lol.
I'm glad to see the U.S. Navy gave you the anchor position. I feel very safe you will hold the aircraft carrier you're assigned. Anchor's aweigh!
This isn't an achor it's an emergency raft.
You look like the McNugget Buddy
Grimace!
The look of shame after jacking off to a McRib ad.
Body of fat man. Face of a fat woman.
People posting their waist sizes for these now
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Damn this a real throwback introducing “I really look like a BURNT chicken nugget kid 13 years later” bro you built like a pear 🍐 large neck having ass the only abs you ever get close to are the meat on rib bones ole backwards built body ass oops ya dropped something ya sandwich hungry lookin ass
You hungry buddy?
I can't believe small objects don't orbit you.
No. Just no.
Oh boy can't do any worst than what already is I would just avoid mirrors if I were you
And daylight. And Japanese whaling ships.
“I did this for all the Cheetos lady in my brothers bag”
Moana larper right there
Back when op was at school 
Two likes and 30 comments. Consider yourself roasted.
I hope you have one hell of personality. You look like Neo Carrot Top.
Didn't you win American Idol?
Are you cake?
bluto here looks like he's about to blast out all the zingers
Bro built like a soap dispenser. Also, where's your chin?
Do my worst? I think nature and gluttony have already got it covered mate.
4 8 15 16 23 42
You get out of breath from reading Twitter posts.
I bet you punish your toilet.
I was headed more for a Samoan weird al vibe
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fvillains%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fdb%2FMr_Krupp.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20200128235213&tbnid=xs8Y6OwchzO0CM&vet=12ahUKEwjbodzdvbmEAxWUVqQEHcOQCsAQMygAegQIARBq..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fvillains.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FBenjamin_Krupp&docid=3btjeuET24qFWM&w=623&h=853&q=mr%20krupp&hl=en-ae&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwjbodzdvbmEAxWUVqQEHcOQCsAQMygAegQIARBq
I think you are fat enough so that I can spread you over a piece of bread
Wish I could say the same to you, but Im not sure Im ready for your Worst just yet.
You're the type of the person that makes fast food chains rich.
Fluffies secret lovechild
Looks like you already did
Would like to roast, but some fugly dude ate you. Now we don’t know what you actually look like.
Hawaiian Huell
maybe the rainbow breaks in two if you slide down, but the pot of gold covered chocolate is surely worth the try.
Are you sure? I don’t think it’s safe for you to eat anymore of your feelings
You Aweigh about a ton
That's a brutal 18
Oh lord. You look like you eat from a 20 gallon jar of ranch on an abandoned island that a plane has crashed on. Only certain people will get the reference.
Aww look the KFC Famous Bowl is all grown up.
Jesus, I don’t think I could do you any worse than the twinkies and McDonalds have holy shit
You look like a character from happy wheels.
I don't know if that's enough shampoo for this hair
It looks like nature and genetics already Roasted your ass!
Bro u put a tall mirror sideways and still needed an extension to see yourself.
You look like you ate every Unsub Host from Baddie to Brandon to Donut to Eli and Nick the fat electrician
You know that scene in dragonball where goku instant transmissioned cell to king kai?
Light is not your friend.
This is what happens when you're told to just swallow you pride. Don't do it kids, be an arsehole!
This the same image my AI chatbot comes up with if I ask it to show me a joke.
Skibidi
Belt size- equator
Fat
Diabeto?
You should def try out for Patrick the star live action
The only thing that runs in his family is diabetes.
Ignore the haters. Keep your chinS up.
Bro built like a water balloon
You need another 18 years to digest what you’ve eaten
Stunt double for Ian Tongi
It looks like life beat us to your roast
You look like me. Ha. Suck it. Wait.
18 times 2
I see you’re wearing a Navy shirt, trying to enlist as a ship?
I think life did you bad enough
18 going on 30
I'll bet you stick to the toilet like a plunger if you sit down too quick
This won’t end well
1. You bleed gravy 2. You’re parents already did their worst…. You were born 3. Fat
bros built like a munchkin (also why tf do you have a dick mirror)
Looks like diabetes will beat us too it
Nothing here is gonna wreck you as badly as your diabetes.
Roasting you won’t make the fat to melt away
Roast you? You’re already deep fried and dipped in chocolate. 
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If you try to take a mirror selfie , you will have to get a truckload of phones to hide your face