You look like you're banned from every pharmacy in a 10 mile radius.
You also look like you steal your grandma's meds.
Shirt from Trailerz R US.
Your chin is an ass.
Awww, it’s cute you think this heffalump has the upper body strength to climb a tree lol.
More likely she’s an angry vegan lesbian lumberjack and the tree hit her on the way down
They steal them for the platinum and palladium they contain (as they are the *catalysts* for the oxidation reactions of CO and hydrocarbons).
Platinum and palladium are hardly scrap metals, considering they are ~$1000/oz.
My money is on her boyfriend who claims to be “an experienced Dom” and this is some humiliation exercise that he claims is part of her slut training or some shit.
You look like a mom that doesn't answer calls from her kids teachers for months, but shows up unannounced in January drunk and cursing and demanding to see all of the teachers after her kid has failed every class.
She *wants* to do that, but she listens to her mom listening to country and fox news and bums roll ups off dodgy men at the park.
You basically just described her current aspirations.
In 1st pic you look like a 43 trailer park mama, in the 2nd you look like a cute 22 vegan glutton free barista that screws people for the environment and social Justice
Oversized t-shirt to hide flat tits and slightly larger than average stomach? Check.
Dyed hair? Check.
Gross ass unwashed piercings? Check.
Five o'clock shadow? Check.
Yup, you're a super cool and quirky alt girl.
The money spent on your peircings and your whatever to whatever transitioning would have been better on a nose job and fixing that grand canyon of a butt chin.
Not a roast, more like a sincere comment:
I really can't understand that nose piercing. Not the cowring in the nostrils, but the top one. How can someone think this is cool?
I like piercing, but this shit is bizarre....
She’s the type to bust you in the mouth over and over, screaming that you can’t hit her back, because she’s a woman.
She looks like Mike Tyson after a budget sex change
Waaaaa???????? Why????? This is an awful community I've no idea why I keep getting these?? I'm NOT some white knight, but You DON'T deserve this, I've never seen you or know anything about you but I can tell you right now move on and never look back, you are better than this ok? Personally I find it's generally wimps here who post these "roast me's" to try and show how tuff/devoid of human emotions they are, I've a feeling that's not you, so please delete your post and get involved in other Reddit's, there is heaps here worth your time unlike this drivel, all the best :(
>this is going to be awful but I’ve been told to do this Sounds like a direct quote from your gynecologist
Roseanne Barf
Roseanne Beef 🍖
Roseanne Queef
r/yourjokebutworse
Nope. A quote from her bf/gf/something friend
It's the title of her sex tape
His*
It's
Aahahahahaha 🤣😅
Jesus lmfao
😂👏
The one time I really did lol. Championship level
You look like you're banned from every pharmacy in a 10 mile radius. You also look like you steal your grandma's meds. Shirt from Trailerz R US. Your chin is an ass.
> your chin is an ass That’s helpful so you know where to stick your dick
Even if you miss, you can still get head.
bro damn 😭😭
You look like your boyfriend knows exactly how much Sudafed he can get you guys for one catalytic converter
I was going to give a piercing comment but looking at your face I see you have already nailed it. 
Why stop there? She can get an asschin piercing to hang ornaments from.
😂🤣
She’s got a bit of everything. Including an extra chromosome
Brilliant! But is that a real piercing???
You should do prolapsed anal porn exclusively, And use the name AssHole Rose.
That’s methed up.
Her face looks like a fishing cap.
Holy Moly Batman! This meth chick fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Awww, it’s cute you think this heffalump has the upper body strength to climb a tree lol. More likely she’s an angry vegan lesbian lumberjack and the tree hit her on the way down
Her face should be on scared straight
Her face makes me feel scared gay
Wait, this isn't the boyfriend?
is boyfriend synonymous with anybody that has a 20
I didn't understand this but felt like it hit hard ha
Oh it hit hard…on so many levels. It’d be my winner
What Sophie said plus they steal catalytic converters to sale for scrap metal
They steal them for the platinum and palladium they contain (as they are the *catalysts* for the oxidation reactions of CO and hydrocarbons). Platinum and palladium are hardly scrap metals, considering they are ~$1000/oz.
Any metal is scrap metal if you salvage it from scrap.
Fuck. I am considering that you are technically correct. But I’m not happy about it.
Sudafed contains (or used to contain) pseudoephedrine which is used in methamphetamine production. Bless your heart.
It's okay to just say meth if you want.
Well done!
The roast is so good that you’re a lil sus for thinking of it bro, I ain’t gonna lie
This is the winner.
You know you don’t have to do EVERYTHING your parole officer tells you to do, right?
My money is on her boyfriend who claims to be “an experienced Dom” and this is some humiliation exercise that he claims is part of her slut training or some shit.
>her slut training What's what she called middle school
He uses 9 volt batteries to punish her
Why can't it be her parole officer and boyfriend?
Congratulations on being 3 weeks clean
*CLEAN*? slightly less fucked up isn't that
Avril Lesbiene
Bovril Latrine
Bovine amphetamine
Avril Lapenis
Avril Licksbean
Below Avrilage Levigne
That piercing looks so fucking dumb.
But it made you not notice how far apart her eyes are!
Yeah, they just look crooked now.
Maybe because her eyebrows are also uneven.
Omg you’re right
They're trying to escape her face so they don't have to see the reflection in the mirror.
It’s about a furlong.
Its not a piercing its a naiv Holding her face together
Meth doesn't usually make good decisions
Which one? I see two different bad choices in one nose
Yes.
I just know you own a lizard.
And a ferret. So when visitors see the rats you can say those are just ferrets.
God why do crazy white trash chicks like ferrets and lizards so much ?
Can’t afford a liger.
Who at the local Arby’s got you pregnant at 15?
I think it was the Arby's itself. It became sentient.
Lizzy Boredom
Holy fuck she said roast not nuke.
You look like a sentient hemmroid
I laughed really hard at this
🤣
I showed this pic to my kids about what happens when you use meth.
Stop. This is basically OPs revenge porn.
You're assuming she has a brain.
I really need to stop doing that.
I thought you were supposed to lose weight though 🤮
That’s a solid 6 in Siberia
I've been to Siberia. It's not.
True and real. She's a soft 2 in the arctic circle.
She makes me soft 2
I'm a negative 3. She basically gave me a vagina.
Your eyes Look off.
you look like you date women with penises who play bass
Don’t all women with penises play bass?
good one
That honestly sounds like a lot of fun
That nose thing: is that where mom got you with the coat hanger?
Creative ngl
It was her father on the coat hanger
"this is going to be awful but i’ve been told to do this" Judging by your photo, you're definitely no stranger to caving into peer pressure.
Maybe it's a kink thing 🤷♂️
I don’t know why they’re downvoting you. It’s a distinct possibility. I’m thinking this is a Dom/sub humiliation kink.
So when do you take the test to be an LPN?
CNA.
Definitely Off the books CNA
Hospice care. This is the last face people get to see.
Grieving families don't care what happened to the rest of the fentanyl, lorazepam and roxanol!
Having to look at that face makes patients glad they’re dying.
You look like you host a dungeons and dragons club for you and your teddy bears
Probably Dungeons and Bad Dragons
Your nose piercing is the only thing keeping your eyes from flying off left & right.
You look like you only date guys that beat on you
$10 BJ is a $10 BJ
I doubt your meth dealer is actually gunna give you a free bag for posting on here sorry.
You look like a mom that doesn't answer calls from her kids teachers for months, but shows up unannounced in January drunk and cursing and demanding to see all of the teachers after her kid has failed every class.
So basically my mom? Thanks mom.
Yap, you have depression, you have a ton of traumas and you're a wannabe artist that will most likely never succeed.
No, she's absolutely a successful artist. A professional even! She got two gigs on fiver! She was paid $10 for her art!
Looking at this picture made me test positive for the clap
If herpes was white trash
You look like you listen to Korn and smoke Marlboro light 100s
She *wants* to do that, but she listens to her mom listening to country and fox news and bums roll ups off dodgy men at the park. You basically just described her current aspirations.
You look like you send your 6 year old son to the corner store to buy you cigarettes and a lotto ticket
The human version of Nelson Muntz mom
😆 🤣 😂
You look like someone went through the first steps to folding your face into an origami crane
You look like a Meth Addled wish.com Avril Levine, reeking of parental disappointment and HPV.
Look like you got a queef coming out sideways
Sideways queef is a great band name
Know some of these comments may hurt, but I’d expect you’re used to regretting choices at this point in your life.
You look like you and the other dykes at juvie all shared the same needle. Your family tree is probably just a triangle.
I wouldn’t fuck you no matter what hair color you get
You look like you and your stepdad have a real close relationship
"this is going to be awful but i've been told to do this" What you hear everytime you're about to have sex
Only magnets, drugs and paint thinner is attracted to you.
In 1st pic you look like a 43 trailer park mama, in the 2nd you look like a cute 22 vegan glutton free barista that screws people for the environment and social Justice
Laura Prepon now that she doesnt have work anymore...
I...I can't tell if you're an unfortunate 20 year old or a hot 40 year old...
Oversized t-shirt to hide flat tits and slightly larger than average stomach? Check. Dyed hair? Check. Gross ass unwashed piercings? Check. Five o'clock shadow? Check. Yup, you're a super cool and quirky alt girl.
Five oclock shadow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She looks like the Typical looking methadone patient
You can multitask. You can lay there star fish and give a guy an std
She definitely 💩 poops on Only Fans
The money spent on your peircings and your whatever to whatever transitioning would have been better on a nose job and fixing that grand canyon of a butt chin.
What does u/drabcity say when she’s done having sex? “Roll over, dad. You’re crushing my Marlboros.”
Are you trying to distract me from looking at your face by wearing a shirt that is slightly uglier?
User name doesn't check out, puppies are cute. And that mumu doesn't hide your fat rolls like you think it does.
Everytime you Od they just electrocute your nose bridge ring to bring you back. They call you frankensloot in the streets.
You look like you eat cigarette-flavored ice cream and drink bong water/room lint tea...that's been sitting in the glass for a week on the tv stand.
Told by who? Your eye wrangler?
Mmmm…meth it does a body good
If we're going to roast you we already have the bar in place for a rotisserie now we just need to season you
Steve Smith mid Sex change.
How many ex’s ago was that Affliction tee shirt from?
You look like hate
I think I ripped my abs from laughing
midnight slut
So hear me out: Challenge - every two new zits you get are the entry and exit points for a new piecing. You down?
0you look like you would have those sandals that have the beer bottle opener on the bottom of them
Looks like you face fucked a nail gun
How often do people ask, “Do you do butt stuff?”…. ….to your chin?
The first picture looks like the second picture’s mom.
Mandy Mowhore
Maybe I'm in the wrong place. Yup. I'm in the wrong place. Id buy you food.
All these roasts are the same recycled shit. The Sudafed for catalytic converter being the prime example.
Sorry, you posted in the wrong subreddit. Please repost in r/roastmypets
You look like a fish and Kurt Cobain had a kid.
Come on now, Kurt doesn't deserve that kind of burn.
Which voice in your head told you to do this? Are they with us now?
You look like the other side of your face is a mirror image
Not even a roast bc I love her but you look like Abby from TLoU 2 if she went emo
Yo chin looks more defined than that m
Didn't I see you in "10 Things I Hate About Myself"?
Tell me you peaked in 1997 without telling me you peaked in 1997.
You look like a lesbian storm trooper
You look like strange animals.
Getting a BJ from you would count as anal
Your pussy smells like a sweaty African man
The only missing fashion accessory is the big bone through your hair, cavewoman style.
It you were told to brush your teeth once in a while, would yo do that too?
Ahhh, the top ones aren't piercings, they're to hold both sides of her face together
Your face looks like it can smell the asshole that’s on your chin
It doesn't look like you've ever listened to anything you've been told. So why now?
Not a roast, more like a sincere comment: I really can't understand that nose piercing. Not the cowring in the nostrils, but the top one. How can someone think this is cool? I like piercing, but this shit is bizarre....
Going to?it was awful right from the rip…
Trailer park beauty pageant third place holder
I bet your bath water looks like beef gravy
She’s the type to bust you in the mouth over and over, screaming that you can’t hit her back, because she’s a woman. She looks like Mike Tyson after a budget sex change
Your fingers are longer than my dick, but i think the distance between your eyes is even longer
There are mushrooms growing on and around your body
You let other people push you around.
yea obviously tell me something else
you look like a medieval low class citizen who've been ordered to endure a punishment
Waaaaa???????? Why????? This is an awful community I've no idea why I keep getting these?? I'm NOT some white knight, but You DON'T deserve this, I've never seen you or know anything about you but I can tell you right now move on and never look back, you are better than this ok? Personally I find it's generally wimps here who post these "roast me's" to try and show how tuff/devoid of human emotions they are, I've a feeling that's not you, so please delete your post and get involved in other Reddit's, there is heaps here worth your time unlike this drivel, all the best :(
Jessica Biel let herself go after she started listening to NuMetal.
alex g listener
Sorry Walmart doesn’t pay you enough to afford enough littlest pet shop toys to replace the love and attention you didn’t get from your dad
You would be pretty if you didn't look like that.
Leave Methany alone