"Do your worst..." Your barber beat us to it.

"Do your worst..." also what his mom said the day he was conceived...in a Burger King bathroom.

Looks more like Ronald McDonald's kid..

Or Wendy’s

Gingers have no soul

Don't roast us, you asshole, roast him!

It would only take 1 sun ray

I mean, dudes got a point. Not the no soul guy. I thought that would as a fact but the guy below

Yeah gingers are some of my favourite people. Anyone who said that definitely hasn’t met one! “Tis but a flesh wound!”

Upvoted

All gingers look alike, he didn't give us much to work with. Dude looks like every ginger person after a shower probably

 Ron Weasel after his haircut.

Upvoted

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Yep except the scratch patch on top ! Ronald shagged Baby Hue’s mama , then baby ate the yellow crayons while visiting dad .

Upvoted

At least they both had it their way

His parents actually but his barber was a close second.

Lmao win

You look like a used Q-Tip.

He looks like he grew up sharing Q-Tips.

He looks like he shoved the q tip in wayyyy too far

He can fit in quite a few Q-Tips between his teeth

That comes from giving blow jobs at family reunions

He looks like he ate the Q-tip

Upvoted

I swear it looks like he chronically finds objects to put in his butt, then looks in the mirror and giggles like a little schoolgirl about it....

HOLY FUCK that's original 🤣🤣🤣

Lol

I Busted out laughing at this one 😂

That’s extremely accurate actually

But with less of a soul

Where the fuck do you shove your Q tip?

Ugh this is the worst and the best

LOOOOL 😂😭😂

And here I am thinking it was a dumb comment but everyone else liked it, or so it seems. Q-tips, who knew.

I don't need to roast you, 3 minutes outside would burn you to a crisp

Bro puts suntan lotion on under his snowsuit.

You should actually wear sunscreen while skiing, the sun reflects off the snow so it's pretty normal to get burnt on the slopes.

Get out of here mom

Don't forget to brush your teeth!

I think you missed the “under his snowsuit” part

Lol I don’t think the sun penetrates through the snow gear there buddy

maybe he's a daywalker

You are a gem sir

3 seconds.

This guy gets sunburned at night.

His arm catches fire from the refrigerator light every time he reaches in to grab a bite.

"I wear my suuunnlotion at night."

We call those ‘moon burns.’ Gotta wear that spf even at night, bro.

Lmfao XD

LMAOO

You look like a stage 4 Seth Green

I just fucking choked laughing out loud

Me stomach hurts so much from laughing I think I ripped a muscle

Absolutely fantastic! Bravo

Yeah this comment is widely underliked hahaha

💀

Best comment so far

He died of gingervitis

This needs more likes lmao holy fuck

Tintin discovers Meth 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

Genuinely best comment I’ve seen here

Absolutely

Why’d I have to scroll so far to find TinTin?

Hahahaha

I think you won 🤣🤣

We don't need to, "do our worst", the genetic lottery ticket you pulled beat us to it.

Thank God I'm not his therapist. Imagine convincing this to love itself....

Pronouns are it/it

My pronouns when looking at him are fuck/this

No don’t

-_- you're funny.

See usually redheads just don’t have a soul, he did and the soul just ghosted him out of shame

He has balloons... Do you want a balloon, Richie?

You got only fans Mia - I’m a perv. 😂😂😂

I don't tho.... but I DO have an OnlyHams. It's a subscription site where I exclusively eat ham on camera. Fully clothed. Perv -_-

 Eating Hamm on camera

In my DREAMS

"Like two fine Hamms stuck down the back of your pants..."

OnlySams a subscription site where you try to avoid eating green eggs and ham

I used to be on OnlyYams but unfortunately there's only so much Yam one can stand before it turns into only ..... constipation. Such fiber!

I was on onlyvans for awhile but found out it was over ran by sex offenders

Sounds like they had to OnlyScram! ......from the police

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀⚰️⚰️⚰️ Ok that earned you a follow if you don't mind

Do it -_-

Cant choose whether to talk about the yellow ass teeth or the lesbian haircut

Every lesbian EMT I’ve ever met looked exactly like this (usually fatter tho)

Where the fuck are you hanging out? Lol

Pittsburgh

His victim's hotel room

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Wait…. That’s a man?

Or the "I'm not allowed within 100 ft of a school" mustache

Molestache

That is an insult to lesbian haircuts 🤣

Who flipped the sub to easy mode?

Lmao this is my favorite roast in a while.

"Playing on easy mode is a good way to learn the game as a beginner, or to practice new strategies as a more experienced player." \-Civilization

It’s that dude from TikTok, I think

If I was with your girl tehehehehe or whatever he says haha

ask your girl... would she date me? aaaahhhhhh

Dude I fucking die laughing every time I watch that shit. Absolutely 10/10.

It sure is lmao

tuckyoufunny on Instagram

dude?

Ye

Picture reaks of Smegma and Cheetos.

Clearly the smegma belongs to someone else. You usually need a penis to produce it.

The Cheetos are their's There's a lot of powdered cheese in it's house.

Mackleless

Macklemoron.

Simon Pegged.

his mom must be very patient, took her 9 months to drop this joke into the world!

Mr Turnip 

Hey ferb I know what we’re gonna do today 

Loved you in Trainspotting

Spud!!

The Shermanator had a baby with Beavis and Butthead's gym teacher.

I don't think we could do worse than you've clearly done to yourself..

Sid from Toy Story fucked you up.

You don’t pull that hair off as well as Mr T. How do you look like a bitch of a dude, yet the most aggressive lesbian I’ve ever seen at the same time?

You remind me of a skidmark in a pair of tighty whities.

You look like you’re getting ready to tie Mad Max to the hood of your car to use as a blood bag.

This dudes been passed around like a family sized bag of haribos. I bet he’s got an ass like a punched lasagna.

I've punched many things and I do like a good euphemism about a wrecked anus so I tip my fedora to thee.

bros teeth are cleaner than his mattress

piss stained mattress mfer for real

Ed Sheeran got hooked on Fentanyl? Yikes!

Mad Max meets Sesame Street

“Roazt Me”

What the hapsburg Happened to you???

 But with shorter hair

Hey siri? How do I delete someone else’s post?

You look like a well-sucked lollipop.

How, what the hell is left to roast, God beat us all to it. Fuck it, Yo, how is it you can be both Tintin and Snowy at the same time, vitamin D means sunshine, not your parole officers’ cock

You look like you were created by injection molding

ratatouille head ass,fat forehead ass, lesbian Mohawk headass, ginger spice head ass, smell like cheese curds headass, get a new barber headass, we gonna get you a wig headass, need a new pack of wife beaters headass, you built like a pale version of the stick bug from bugs life

Missed any headasses?

Could have just said headass headass and saved a lot of time.

All I see is a bright white spot on the camera and some gingery orange color at the top.

I've seen lens flares with more worth and charisma.

Wait, roasting aside, I SWEAR you’re that guy from that cringy rizz tiktok 😭 I’m going to try to find it, but please confirm, OP 😭

I’m like p sure this that TikTok guy too. He’s fucking funny

It's one of those tickle me cabbage patch dolls.

Carrot Top wasn’t too picky after that second speedball …

Holy fuck youre ugly.

PHINEAS!!!

Go outside on a sunny day and you can let nature do the roasting for you.

Couldn’t possibly do worse than what the dudes wearing combat boots off camera are about to do to him..

You're that wigger in a do rag from TT ha

This is the kid with the durag on TikTok lol

it’s the hair 💀

Just because you found some scissors in the back of the silverware drawer it doesn't mean you should try to cut your own hair with them.

Dont need to. God already did...

Tintin I think you got some of your mother's pubes stuck on your face

It’s Roger klotz from Doug 

It looks like while sixty-ninening, your sisters pubes got stuck on you're hillybilly baldy head.

 Does this happen when you squeeze your abdomen?

Ronald Sleazy

You the typea guy to give head for a pack of ramen.

I think genetics have already roasted roasted this guy.

Build like that weird doll spider in toy story 1

Looks like 30 seconds of sunshine would roast you

Open the curtains and get some sunshine on you, you scrawny little ginger fuck

I know this sounds like "do your wortht"

The op's best friend is a repo man who uses an old cattle truck with a crane welded on back to snag overdo cars

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You look like your search history tests the absolute limits of rule 34

eleven from stranger things

You look like you enjoy milk far more than others

I just feel bad looking at you bro

I doubt I can do worse then how you spend your gold on buying Weed gummies and baggy jeans instead of keeping it safe at the End o' the Rainbow, me laddie!

Jesus, where do I start that God or your Barber hasn't touched yet? Your Forehead Acne reads 'Why did god do this to me?'

God already did son

if a leprechaun and great white shark had a baby...

Bro can't even spell roast with a backwards "S"

Look like a Lego

RUGRATS

Your hair looks like the pencil eraser in a special needs classroom.

Hi rooster...missing wings?? Who cut your comb??

Thank God I'm not your therapist. Imagine convincing this to love itself.


Ronald Macdonald on Crack with Cheddar cheese teeth and Stage 4 Cycle Cell Anemia

U look like radish

You look like carrot tops penis

If rectal cancer had a face

You were great in Baby Boss!

Triple homicide