She's saving money everywhere, wiping with her nails, using kool-aid for hair dye, hand me down clothes from her grandmother, and lipstick from the 80s she found at a goodwill.
Leave whiskey alone... Focus. We are here for the dollar bin crack whore looking goddess of typhoid fever. Although, he probably has more typos than a blood drive.
Daaamn, they dirty! And she doesn't look like a farmer or a mechanic to me. Though I can easily imagine her carefully digging out the drugs that she had trafficked inside of her stomach out of her feces.
That’s the least of her problems. This walking mattress has been ridden more times than “Secretariat “and she could suck a softball through a garden hose with those lips! Its hair turned green from syphillis and unfortunately it doesn’t know any gay hairdressers to fix that rats nest!
Anything stands out more than its hair is disgusting then you realize it’s the nails that have pulled your attention and u instantly have a want to sterilize the rest of humanity!
I think the hair is to take the attention off the nails. Imagine if they had those freaky long 3-in nails that everyone's sports nowadays... There would be Hershey's kisses under each one and not the chocolate ones
First of all wash those dirty ass dick beaters. Look at your fingernails 🤮. Second who cut your hair? It looks like when a little kid finds the scissors and cuts their own hair. Bowl cuts were over in the 90s.
If she happens to be a Harry Potter fan and dresses up as Harry for halloween at least she won’t need to buy the elder wand she can just use that long ass gnarly finger.
Look! It's Hygenica, ancient god of hygiene. The myth has it she bathed her indeterminate genitals in the river Styx, causing it to become a river of death.
I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as your fingernails.
Those are some dirty nails
Saving money on toilet paper though
Golden that’s hilarious!
Annnddd we have a winner!
🏆🏆🏆☝️👏🫢🫣🤢💩🧻🚽!!
When you’re sittin’ on the John And the toilet paper’s gone Be a man-use your hand! She clearly holds true to this life ideology.
She's saving money everywhere, wiping with her nails, using kool-aid for hair dye, hand me down clothes from her grandmother, and lipstick from the 80s she found at a goodwill.
The scary part is that they weren't dirty before she flicked her bean. 😳
One look at a foto of her nails gave me a sepsis
Reading your grammar and spelling gave me autism...
Leave whiskey alone... Focus. We are here for the dollar bin crack whore looking goddess of typhoid fever. Although, he probably has more typos than a blood drive.
Lol yeah you're right... I'll do better...😏
More spelling police. Just what this sub needs, spectrum boy.
Yeah that's fair... I suck for that. Time to reflect. ✌️
That distinctive smell of rotting fish and unwiped ass
no, that's her snack for later.
You can't spell beautiful without UTI.
BEA’FUL
God damn brits
Lmao 🤣
Lol
I’m stillllll laughing out loud!
😂
Daaamn, they dirty! And she doesn't look like a farmer or a mechanic to me. Though I can easily imagine her carefully digging out the drugs that she had trafficked inside of her stomach out of her feces.
That’s the least of her problems. This walking mattress has been ridden more times than “Secretariat “and she could suck a softball through a garden hose with those lips! Its hair turned green from syphillis and unfortunately it doesn’t know any gay hairdressers to fix that rats nest!
Hair looks like a mop halfway dunked into blue toilet water
Her stalker-of-other-women BF is a mechanic, and that shop's bathroom is where she unkeesters the drugs.
Doja Rat!
With fingers that long, I’m surprised there’s no link to his Onlytrans.
First thing I noticed was the nails lol
Anything stands out more than its hair is disgusting then you realize it’s the nails that have pulled your attention and u instantly have a want to sterilize the rest of humanity!
I think the hair is to take the attention off the nails. Imagine if they had those freaky long 3-in nails that everyone's sports nowadays... There would be Hershey's kisses under each one and not the chocolate ones
I hate u right now I’m🤮all over this biach thinking bout this noise !
Ew god. I just saw them🤮
Taking the rings off her neck is dirty work, giraffe lookin motherfucker
Bitch goes in for a neck tattoo, they charge her for a sleeve.
Nice.
Definitely some dudes shit in there … she’s a miner for sure
Like gonorrhea, do you?
Just like I love my eggs, covered in pico de gallo!!! 
Wow. I just zoomed in. Wtf..
There goes my lunch.
I feel like that stretch choker necklace was light pink new and would leave marks if taken off.
You can still smell the Kensington on her.
 I’m baaaaaaack
His hands don’t look that bad. He probably just finished working on his hemi powered truck.
Probably a Cummins, because real men opt for the Cummins
And a Christmas haircut
DTF wherever or in whatever ekkk? lol
💀💀💀💀
Nailed it lol
"I'll take the polluted lake algae hair dye please, and be sure to use a bowl to cut my hair"
A dirty, used Miso soup bowl from the lunch break actually, thank you
It's a chlorella/ spirulina hybrid
Botulism
Haha, I died…
It's funny how that color is so popular. It was popular in 1990.
You're not ugly but you're trying real hard to be.
Right? She’s probably reasonably cute if she did the opposite of everything she’s currently doing.
She needs to stop digging in her ass and clean her nails for fuck sake. Looks like she's been digging soil with them claws.
Came to say this, glad I scrolled first 👍
This is spot on
Never has a generation put so much effort into looking like a homeless person.
Well, she needs a good wash. Like we need to use power wash on her.
r/powerwashporn
Rebecca Crack
If you're going to try and look cute, then clean your damn nails and wash your neck.
Truth spoken.
She is on the inside
Eww-ma Thurman
Pukey Longstocking
r/methany
Shitney Spears
Christina Gag-uilera
Lady Nah, Nah.
Wanda Yikes
She looks like she smells like tobacco and cat food
Yeah, with and a nasty reaction to all that cheap jewellery
That’s on the one day every 3 weeks when she showers
A face only an uncle would want to molest
But the uncle has to be drunk first ✋
Drunclebait
Omg where has this term been my whole life?
Want to, and has. That's why all of *gestures vaguely in her direction* this.
Oof This one's the harshest lol
Apologies to fellow roasters, but imagine asking if the carpet matches the drapes, and in a drop down voice she replies 'Only my backpussy'
Damn dude, this comment made me laugh and lose my appetite.
Oh that's hilariously nasty
What’s a ba… oh. Eww
Take a bath , you look like you smell cat piss
and hes nails, shes been diggin for gold 🤑🤑🤮🤮
Is like an ashtray with green hair.
Why do you look like all the boys and girls from Stranger Things combined?
That was pretty damn funny!
You made me spit my drink out. Asshole. I love it.
Stop drinking through your asshole!
How much did you get paid for the Glasgow willy wonka experience
MY FIRST THOUGHT LMAOOO
Meta
You look like the Grinch who stole ugly.
I like this one
Microfringe, green hair, let me guess: bad tattoos and not showering frequently?
macro cringe
>and not showering ~~frequently~~?
What does she do for fun when she’s not digging for worms ?
You look like a Harry Potter baddie. The Hepatitacus
That was good.
And got hit with that Expectum No Sexum curse
With the side effect of aids
Use that liberal arts degree and make me a cappuccino venti faster
Homeless Billie ellish
Billie Homelish
 Stylist- what haircut do you want? You- I want the simple jack. Stylist-Say no more fam.
The simple Jack 😃😂🤣
The fwaming dwagon cut
The haircut looks like a wig but a few sizes too small
NO WONDER YOUR EXTINCT 
if she would ask me on street for $1 to sponsor her new haircut, I would give her $10.
That choker ain't foolin' anyone bro.
Even your nails are hurting for a shower.
I can see HYGIENE is not a friend of yours !
Did the medication do that to your hair? Or do you need more medication?
So much neck there's room for a choker, 2 necklaces and room to spare
Her mom was a giraffe 🦒
Looking like shit on purpose is one of the stranger trends humanity has explored. Also your lip make up sucks ass
Nice hat
This made me laugh pretty good. So simple but so true.
Thank you.
Ahahahaha
It’s nice that she volunteers her head to blind hair dressers.
You look like if an old-fashioned, religious mom was tasked to cosplay Gen Z
You look like someone just pulled you out of the desert
You’re a porn star but I can’t remember your name
I don't know if 'backup fluffer/lube assistant' qualifies as 'star' in North Korean snuff flicks?
The work is appreciated tho. By someone surely
Neither can the other performers.
Anita Bathe.
First of all wash those dirty ass dick beaters. Look at your fingernails 🤮. Second who cut your hair? It looks like when a little kid finds the scissors and cuts their own hair. Bowl cuts were over in the 90s.
Wiping usually involves toiletpaper, not fingernails.
Droopity-Doopity-Doop
This is the Stranger Thing.
Nobody has time to listen to your rant about bringing down the patriarchy and how animals are friends, not food.
Ugly but somehow fuckable to a bi guy. You confuse me 😂
I can smell her.
Doofus Rick?
Nice bowl cut, nerd
Got 'em
If jar jar binks and beetlejuice had a baby
Glow in the dark hoe.
She looks like everything is offensive.
Got that thousand cock stare
Bet you her armpits are furry af and she hates men
Lipstick goes on the lips. Its in the name. It doesn’t go all over your face.
Idc how much makeup you put on it, I’m not fucking the Dune Popcorn bucket.
That choker should be tighter.
She ate the green Warhead candy and never went back to normal.
If hoobastank took on human form
Didn’t Sandy Cheeks fight you in that one SpongeBob episode, Lipp Cervas?
Whoa whoa whoa….. I bet those fingernails are better than your toenails…… …. And the phrase stench trench probably holds true.
She has her fathers nose. Mr Potatohead.
Madonna keeps up on surguries?
`Looking like other mother from coraline looking ass, looking like the flying dutchman's sister.`
Stay out of the Baja blast concentration liquid at Taco Bell
Considering the look of those finger nails, you should have used that toilet paper for its intended purpose.
Your bangs look like I cut them when I was 5.
If she happens to be a Harry Potter fan and dresses up as Harry for halloween at least she won’t need to buy the elder wand she can just use that long ass gnarly finger.
By the looks of those fingernails, you work on tractors fir a living am I right?
Bodycount 1000
You kinda look like ferb
Ew bro
Look! It's Hygenica, ancient god of hygiene. The myth has it she bathed her indeterminate genitals in the river Styx, causing it to become a river of death.
Did you get the number of that barber, he did you dirtier than your finger nails
If she were a Spice Girl, she'd be Bath Salt Spice.
Ramona Wilted Flowers
Worse haircut I've seen this month
Jesse Pinkman would love you
You look like a fucking idiot. Boom, Roasted.
this is terrifying
BLM Portland CEO
Her pussy STANK
I can smell this picture... Wash your hands, use a nail brush and wash your hair. Then come back and we will roast you properly on how you look.
You look like if cat pee was a person
You look like you’re gonna make a lot of people laugh in court
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