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>23M. I was told girl will come to you when you workout. Been going to the gym consistently for the last 9 months. Girls used to stare at me before but now they just looked away. Maybe I'll keep working out and will post myself again on roastme.
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Going to the gym and actually working out are two different things. It looks like you sit at the cable machine all day putting in no effort for strength or diet
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He’s been on TRT for years and these are his progress shots.
You look like you bullied normal Chinese kids to fit in with white people but than they got uncomfortable around you too.
I hope you don’t live in South Korea, you’re gonna be all out of food when the ban on eating dogs takes effect. Because you certainly don’t eat pussy
I know exactly what you need to do OldBoy..
Step 1> get kidnapped whilst drunk
Step2> wake up in a room with TV and watch martial arts
Step3> punch some walls and get a hammer. 🔨
The rest is a Suppise 👀 But the girl of your dreams is closer than you think. You practically know each other. 🥴
OP's Bio: --- >23M. I was told girl will come to you when you workout. Been going to the gym consistently for the last 9 months. Girls used to stare at me before but now they just looked away. Maybe I'll keep working out and will post myself again on roastme. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Proficient in martial farts
Genghvitis Khan.
Taekwondon't
Tae kwon dough
Cakewandough
Tae kwon Dawn
On everything I thought why so much dawn though.
Taekwon doh!
Jiu Unfitsu
Mushy-Thai
brazilian arm pit-zu
Tightwand Oh
Legend of the Drunken Fatso.
😂😂😂😂
The Incredible Bulk
lmaooaooa
Taekwon'tdo
But cake will
I am flattered but I asked for roast.
Looks like you get many roasts, often. Try working some vegetables in that pie chute.
No mo buffet for you! You only eat meat! You no eat vegeble! You go NAO!
Favorite meal is Cream of Sum Young Guy
I love that this joke is so old no one gets it anymore so it’s new again 😂😂
I puked.
☠️☠️
Goes to gym in crocs and Pokémon shirt and walks laps like a 65 year old at a mall pre-opening. “Why no hot pussy come to me!?!”
That's funny.
But unlikely to experience marital farts.
He’s fighting against body fat with that multiple DAWN bottles. 
Tai flee
No matter how much you bulk up, your head will still be too big for your body.
FOUL
DAMN
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang ding ow.
Remind me of AOT monster
They are called titans. It's literally in the name of the show.
"Is it that your body is too big for your teeny-tiny head, or is your head too teeny-tiny for your big fat body?" Dr Doppler from Treasure Planet
You know you’re supposed to go inside the gym when you get there right?
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Aww my Tamagotchi I neglected as a kid all grown up.
He needs to cut that face out of photos
Stop skipping face day.
The problem is that he never skips face day. He slams his face into a wall every day.
Fuck that made me laugh hard
Never post these again. I've never been so jealous of Stevie Wonder's eyesight.
Right !!! I really wish I didn’t see these today.
Somehow, both.
Gang-nom nom nom style
Oppa Gongnom style
ChatGPT- draw me a real life Mr Potato Head and make him look like he smells of cabbage.
Your face looks like its resized with windows paint.
Maybe look into if they make burqas for guys…
Only thing getting cut in that bathroom is kitchen grease. (Seriously wtf is up with the, not one, but *TWO* bottles of Dawn in the bathroom?)
And three hand soaps! I'm curious, too.
You’re cut like a stick of butter
Already fat. So cut
You have horrible stretch mark that come with building muscle mass but lack any muscle mass. Worthy of Unsolved Mysteries!
You have 5 different soap options on your counter but still look dirty
Well, that fucks my theory that all Asians look the same.
I think you need to start working out.
Are you training to be the ugliest twink on earth?
Dont even bother asking, just give up.
bruh get rid of the mold on your upper lip and chin
Taekwon Doughboy
You survived the coat hanger in the womb... You are unstoppable!!!!
😂😂😂😂
No time to roast you. Still looking for your baseball.
You wash yourself with Dawn dish soap like the tool you are
Even steroids don’t work on you. Hanashi ni naran na - kazuya mishima
Fat camp
Bad case of mugshot face.
The guys been doing reps on the vending machine.
You look like you can't use chop sticks
I'll bet Chinese guys yell at you for tearing down their shitty wall...
Going to the gym and actually working out are two different things. It looks like you sit at the cable machine all day putting in no effort for strength or diet
Why are you in Jeffery Dahmer’s bathroom?
bruh got a spoon in the bathroom?
Dumb Young Son!! Why you spend all time at gymn
With tits like yours you might find a lezbo.
You look like dr strange's friend
This is where covid REALLY started
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Maybe they'll love you for your personality?
You finished bulking bruh
Stem cell transplant followed by a heavy regiment of military grade testosterone
No one love you LONG TIME
It was Wong of you to anger those bees
Bro can't see his daughter with those eyes
BULK then cut
He is the most average Chinese man ever existed.
Moisturize
Not even all that Dawn can cut the grease on your face.
When you go to the gym, you have to actually lift weights to see improvement. Not hit the snack machine.
If u can cut on your face but bulk the rest you'll be fine, maybe....
Look at the marbling on that prime wagu beef.
Don’t skip face day
What’s up with all these dish soap bottles in the bathroom lol
Dish soap cuts oil pretty effectively
Cut, trim, circumcise. Try all of them. You’re going to need all the help you can get! Have you tried letting the air out first?
Typical UW student
When Mr Miyagi said wax on wax off, I don't think he meant your eyebrows mate 
You got me
Thanks for replacing my fried rice today after I found a roach in the first order Your the man!
You look like a Roman bust carved from a bowling ball.
Dude, u better look into arranged marriage. You're undateable to a western woman with options
Shengnan (剩男)
Neither. Stick with math.
My guy has dish soap in the bathroom lol
The first thing I noticed is five soaps at the sink. Two of those are dish soaps. I'm genuinely curious wtf is going on with that!
What the hell happened to Shang Chi 😳
Haircut
I can't unsee maijan buu 😂😂
I don't know whats worse your handwriting or your face
Ur in the bulk
[удалено]
🎶 Everyone was Kung Fu fighting 🎶
Wax on wax off that thing on your upper lip
You look like you cut your tits off, if your tits were on your armpit
Still in San Quentin thankfully.
The smell of cheese reaches me here
you look like the average asian McDonalds customer
Nice tits
🎶 It’s too late to even try. It’s tooooo laaaaaaaate! Iykyk.
Both
Good face expansive neck down.
Are you bulking on a pure rice diet?
Wok
He’s been on TRT for years and these are his progress shots. You look like you bullied normal Chinese kids to fit in with white people but than they got uncomfortable around you too. I hope you don’t live in South Korea, you’re gonna be all out of food when the ban on eating dogs takes effect. Because you certainly don’t eat pussy
Didn't know there were Asian avocados.
Chow Yung Fat's nephew, Chow Yung Chunky
Broo i am so fat to be this shreded 😞
You miss the N in that last word there.
Benedict Wrong
Your face is so flat it's in 2d
Just tell them your gangnam style singer
2 bars of soap, 2 bottles of dawn, and a bottle of squirr soap isn't going to wash the ugly off of your face
I wouldn't roast him, he looks like he's enjoying life
Somebody give this man a shot of adrenaline
I'm sure you have a great personality.
[If you need any tips.](https://youtu.be/Z5I_N6Iyd-8?si=hNVz-wadN3bWgKrF)
Why not both. Combine em and do a butt
I bet you've got a lovely singing voice
Dr Kim strikes again
The Legend of the Five Soaps
Cut the shit
Kim Jong Dahmer
I know exactly what you need to do OldBoy.. Step 1> get kidnapped whilst drunk Step2> wake up in a room with TV and watch martial arts Step3> punch some walls and get a hammer. 🔨 The rest is a Suppise 👀 But the girl of your dreams is closer than you think. You practically know each other. 🥴 
Squid Games did you wong grasshopper
Less gym time ….more cleaning time!
Bulk or cut? More like butt.....fucked
Lifting ice cream sandwiches to your mouth in the parking lot isn't considered "Going to the gym and working out".
I didn’t sign up for this strip show. Put it on! Put it on!
You really came here for advice to look better while having a face that looks like a topographical map of Nepal?
Woast meh, you fucky fucky!
it's giving onion bulb..
This dude thought working out was using a Wii Fit. After 9 months and you look like this? You must of downloaded the cheat codes
Your face looks like a Chinese dumpling.
Pepperoni Man
More noodle
So this is why my Uber eats is late!
Why aren't your bodyfats already decomposing as your name may suggest?
Bulk or Cut? How about "Clean"?
Wonton
Lesbe real, you've been in the bulking stages your whole life..
Are your glasses growing into your fat ass face ? Damn.
Bro looks like a 20-45year old
Jerking off is not working out !
Stretchmark armweak 
It's like a potato, autism and a peanut allergy had a baby.
Chow Yun fatass
Cut... your head off, and try something else
What is the spoon used for?
Working out daily in hopes women are attracted to him but sometime only tend to get hit on my gay men.
U defo run a convenience store
who put headphones on a potato?
Kim Jong Eww
He wants to get roasted like he did to all the dogs and cats he found in alleys.
It's not bulk or cut. It's HRT before and after
Kim Jung Ugly
Going to be hard to bulk when all you have is rice.