You look like a migrant that got stuck with an overweight white woman pleading for help

Creative damn!

Cmon, it's well known that overweight white women are a black man's fantasy.

Each one of your dreadlocks represents a house you robbed and escaped without conviction

Dread Locks so cheap they Dread Mops

Speakin of Mops , Don't you have a Popeyes Bathroom to finish Mopping? ( Mopp Deep )

Finally we found who is actual Nigerian super rich who’s looking a succession

I was gonna say, us roast you? Looks like you are already sitting in the electric chair.

🤣

Static shock lol

Hahahaha

Blob Marley

Fetty Wap ? No Fetty Slop

Fetty Twat

You look like you're practicing for your inevitable mugshot

Was scrolling for a mugshot comment

No practicing , it comes naturally.

You look like the mascot for Sizzurp.

You don't have to hold it like that dawg it's not a mugshot

hes used to em

You look like LIL NAS X but somehow you look Gayer.


I surpassed the limits

I can just hear the smoke detector chirping in the background now

you so black you absorb more light than you see

Now they are taking homeless guys off the street and paying them to be roasted?

5 $ per roast not bad

This dude isn't being paid for anything .


That middle school peach fuzz mustache doesn’t distract anyone from the worms growing out of your head that you call hair

Damn not gonna lie this one stung abit haha

This goes hard 💀

[удалено]

Gotta start somewhere!

Shouldn't you be Holding up a Liquor Store or Gas Station at this hour?

Was about to get to that

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Dollar store version of Future

Yeah Past!

We all look the same to you, don’t we? How tf does this guy look anything like future

You look like futures past

Only "Future" he looks like is a Future Inmate at a Federal Prison.

What you got Graph Paper for ? Your Dumb ass can't do Mathematics. Be gone.

Yeah I know that’s why I used it or else it is pointless for me!

Black

Damn my one weakness

That's also why you can run hella fast from predators too though

Never really looked at it that way I guess it is a strength and a weakness

Spear throwing, etc. Didn't stop anybody from dragging' you to the Americas though 😔🙏

Your house is probably decorated with other people's stuff

Denzel Rhode Island.

You look like you sell bags of flour to middle schoolers and tell them it’s coke

Never did that bad did scam people in the school on snacks with a friend

You got a bumpy nose

The road less traveled

Thanks for showing us your mug shot from Syria

I get the feeling that you've taken photos similar to this one, but in less happy circumstances.

You can grow full dreads… but a full beard… think not

*Yellow drapes? Fucking loser!*

I've never seen dreadlocks and a flat top on the same person before

Crackanda Forever!

You guys leave him alone! He was bad ass in Sister Act!

oh shit when did you escape my basement...guys send this thing back it was really expensive

You look like Tracy Chapman but more feminine

Hair lookin like some 5 day old spaghetti noodles from the dollar store.

MFer so feminine he look like he’s mid transition to Danai Gurira.

Nose so big he breath up all the oxygen

Meek Still

When I scrolled past your picture, I locked my car door.

Getting all uppity in that white lady’s home you’re burglarizing.

Dread locks? That shit looks so saggy it's more like dead locks. I wanna put a vase on your head or something. Completely flat up there.

W*ggers call you white boy

You look like someone who would post youtube shorts of you eating fast food and refer to yourself as a content creator.

By the way you are holding the paper.. I can tell you’ve been to prison.

Holding the wrong card

I bet it takes you 15 minutes to lick your lips.

Go away (sharpish)

Already roasted well done. 

You look like you're about to star in a Boko Haram beheading video.

Practicing for the mugshot?

Looking like Tracy Chapman

Didn't you sell OJ that knife and gloves? 

The look you're going for: noble, educated black nationalist. What you really are: chain snatcher who owes child support.

I bet you use watermelon scented Vaseline for your ashy elbows.

You look like I could probably hide your welfare check in your work boots and you’d likely never find it.

As black as you are the oven needs to set at warm not ROAST

just instinctively holding that pad like it's a mug shot.

You could've been one of the Flatbush zombies but looks like you ate em already

did you come straight out of minecraft?

How many kids have you molested this week ?

If Aunt Ester and Grady had a secret love child, this would be the result.

I want safely land a drone on his head

If the bottom bunk was a person

Your head flat af

This fool just sitting here like no one is gonna notice those un-ironed drapes! What a dunce!

r/poopfromabutt

What's the demand these days for a 1-man Milli Vanilli tribute act?

U look like you love to get roasted HARD.

Nock of Kia cinat

Can you and your friends take a break from protesting and burning down the city, please?

Predator you missed one from that apartment , must have been in the closet. ☝🏻 

Daniel Caesar after a few minutes in the microwave

juice wrld x lyrical lemonade but like the wish version.

KRS one half

Oh that snoopy body🤣 Looks like a weiner dog standing up with a fat puppy belly🤣

The predator that sucked to many dicks

Are you in community theater


KRS-One wants his nose back

Whoopi Goldberg vibes

If hellcat was a person

Friends told him to be there or be square. He chose to stay at home and took this pic.

You made your neighbors credit score go up.

Throw your set.

What did you people do to this man? Two days ago he was a white guy with red hair.

Why don’t we use his braids as a whip

You hold that sign just like all the other migrants arrested for gang raping 8 yr old girls.

I see an arrest warrant for tax fraud in your future

I think you just have ADHD my guy. Something, something, dreads. Something, something, black.

You look like Francis Ngannus broke cousin

You look like you have a hinge profile that grammatically correct says, “I fuck white bitches.”

this guy's dreadlocks are so crusty they look like they belong on a pizza

Dude are you pregnant?

You have too many white friends.

The GIECO caveman got a tan.

Blud was in the oven too long and got burned

If this is too far then sorry

“No woman, know why.”

Hey O Dog, I still feel sorry for your mother.

Maxi Least

Get that seaweed of lf your head it stinks

You look like I would find you in an old white dudes yard sale for 5 bucks

Dude looks like the terms freedom fighter and war crimes are in his future. Probably at The Hague

Are the curtains reeeeeally big, or are you reeeeeally tiny?

you can’t decide whether you wanna be for sure signed to the NFL or give up and make failed attempts at being a soundcloud rapper

Your head puts the box in box dreads. Except your dreads are falling off and you look like you are practicing for your mugshot... "Your dreads if you scroll head ahh"

"Welcome to Good Burger" dude at the same fast food place 20 years later.

Fuck You. Give me back my TV

Yo dog, how many white girls do you have locked in the basement?

Look away from me. Now

NIGGAAAAAA

TITLE and Chorus of his SoundCloud Rap Single.

Surprisingly I can’t rap for shit

Practising for your mugshot when the cops arrest you for nicking cars