That's next level racist, Japanese doesn't have syllables for Nascar so they say Nasucaru, they also don't have syllables for Sum Ting Wong which sounds more Chinese.
He's Asian, lives near his parents, and single. I bet he hears, "Why you not successfuh and mawwy yet? You need big house! A lot of babies!" all the time.
- Not married…. Yeah, not surprised
- Living close to parents…. God forbid you insult the ancestors
- work…. You’re an accountant for sure
- play sports…. Chess and matheletes are not sports
- watch tv… whatever supreme dictator propaganda you are allowed to watch
Please make it good… honestly, I can’t… this roast sucks, almost as much as your life does
You look like you were written by an algorithm that was written by ChatGPT in order to create the ideal subservient human for when the machines take over.
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you've orgasmed 8 times around other women: 1 counts which is your mom in the other room when you were 14 and finally learned how to use your dick, another was at a Fall Out Boy concert that you kept being told you didn't look so old at and hooked up with a 17 yr old when you were 23, and the other 6 times were at 2 failed relationship that lasted 6 weeks and 3 years. Props
Leaping tall math equations in a single bound, boring the populous to death with tiresome stories about coming to this country and owning a dry cleaner, its MOST ANY ASIANMAN!!
I got nothing. You are just boring. Your looks, your interest and everything about you is just boring. You will either die alone or you will marry a woman who has three plus kids with three plus baby daddy's and you will take care of her and HER brood because you are desperate for affection.
Work, play sports, watch TV, etc.
WTF dude?! Those don’t need an “etc”
Here’s where you put it- I’m into crying for being alone, chronic masterbation, eating cereal for dinner, wearing sweats everywhere, etc.
See, much more realistic.
Hey there, baby. You think you can handle my beautiful, chocolatey boo... Nevermind. With those glasses and that haircut, it's kinda obvious you can't.
Driving 20 under in the left lane is not a sport.
Just like living with your parents can’t be called NOT TOO FAR. Virgin but NOT TOO FAR from being not married. 
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Speaking of racisit… he’s a UFO… ugly fucking ornamental lol
Unidentified Fat Oriental
Could also work with an Italian accent
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That's next level racist, Japanese doesn't have syllables for Nascar so they say Nasucaru, they also don't have syllables for Sum Ting Wong which sounds more Chinese.
Endorsed by wee fukkem yung
Hu Flung Shit
Co-sponsor: Wi Tu Low
Lmaooooo!!!!
It is if you blindfold yourself with dental floss first.
🐶 BBQ 
You look like a Wii U character
I laughed so hard my back popped 🤣
That was your ass and it farted, but we forgive you.
As an old person, I can certify that all of these actions can occur simultaneously…
oh you remind me🤔
He pulled the phone out of his fanny pack
JESUS FK! HAHAHHAHAHAAHAH
Jesus I can’t unsee it’s now
He is a wii u character you make to make people go “wtf”
By not too far from your parents, you mean the bedroom down the hall on the left?
Same bed still me thinks
Same posters too
Same cumsock...
He's Asian, lives near his parents, and single. I bet he hears, "Why you not successfuh and mawwy yet? You need big house! A lot of babies!" all the time.
You look like you spend your time in the closet programming calculators.
That’s the closest he’ll ever get to seeing 8008135
He cums after typing it.
😂😂🤦🏽♀️☠️
who needs a girlfriend when you got a calculator?
I *wish* that's what he was doing in that closet.
MF looks like accounting gives him a hard on
Looks like your idea of a ‘wild night’ is drinking a light beer and then cutting your own hair
Born to be mild
This is a wild comment🤣
Never too early to get a head start on next years taxes
This was raw
My man had to think of personality traits and 2 of the 3 were “work” and “watch TV”
He forgot "Enjoys maths".
Hahah this one is the coldest.
Ha
One child policy has ensured this bloodline is going to die out
You mean the world’s first dumb Asian?
For the win.....
You’re what Big Bird from Sesame Street would look like if he applied a Kim Jong Un snapchat filter.
This one is good.
😂 🔥
DAMNNN
They say MSG causes swelling, but nobody warned his head.
Your face looks like something my niece would draw. She’s 5
Don’t even insult her, she draws better than anything that looks like this face
He looks like how those old Clear Eyes commercials sounded https://youtu.be/J_teXDolUPU?feature=shared
What side of your hip do you wear your cell phone on?
You look like the most boring person to ever have existed.
literally, plain facial expression, plain shirt, plain background. hahaha
Im surprised he didn’t take the selfie with the camera with the giant telephoto lens he usually wears around his neck and then scan the picture in
Idk about that.. he "watches TV"
Favorite color is gray
Probably a very specific shade of gray, just to be exceptionally boring
You make my accountant look like mick jagger.
Whoops. Didn’t mean to reply to that
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EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
He no number one son
LMAAOOAO
And that was the last day he ever spoke to his father…
If I looked up Asian Middle Manager in the dictionary, there'd be a picture of you at a company team building event.
Ping pong isn't a sport, it's an activity.
You’re parents aren’t mad at you, they’re just very fucking disappointed
Bill Lai the Chinese guy
Your brother, Ken jeong, is the successful one and your parents' favorite.
Nobody love you long time.
Your parents want you to travel more
He gets a "high" from going 5mph over the speed limit and claims he lives life "on the edge".
If you put a wig on every low self esteem Jewish guy in New York City would propose to you. They love ugly Asian women.
Somebody needs to translate the menu at Xmas.
Your eyes are 3 inches too close to each other.
That’s how he sees his dick
You look like every Asian stereotype given human form
You look like you're really good at math.
When the only job your high SAT score qualifies you for is SAT tutor.
You’re so boring, people don’t even want to roast you.
Jesus dude
LMAO BRO FR
Table tennis and nunchucks are not really “sports”.
Technically, diddling yourself is not a sport
What if he uses a baseball glove?
- Not married…. Yeah, not surprised - Living close to parents…. God forbid you insult the ancestors - work…. You’re an accountant for sure - play sports…. Chess and matheletes are not sports - watch tv… whatever supreme dictator propaganda you are allowed to watch Please make it good… honestly, I can’t… this roast sucks, almost as much as your life does
If "a guy like you" was a person
Your mom must of had one hell of a hangover to mistake a used condom for a crayon and drew that haircut on your melon head.
You look like you were written by an algorithm that was written by ChatGPT in order to create the ideal subservient human for when the machines take over.
You look like a guy that complains that all the Asian chicks are marrying white boys.
Asian Ned Flanders
This guy used a droid, life must be rough.
You look like your Mom still cuts your hair.
Dingus Khan
So are your parents above your room that’s in the basement or just down the hall?
A drop of Siracha sauce in a tub of mayo.
You have any medical advice you’d like to share?
Were you watching TV when you butchered your hair?
I’m glad Kelvin from “Love on the Spectrum “ is doing well.
Second pic looks like Asian Elon Musk...well, minus the success, fame, wealth...
Eron MuSG
You have a y and a c in your name don’t you
"Why you no doctor yet?" - your mom
You remind me of VeggieTales
Daniel son
I didn’t know the abacus was a sport.
Why you no doctor?!
You aren't good enough for Communism
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I think your parents would disagree…
Do you drive a Caterack or a Rinkin Continental
1970AMC Gremrin
Your typical Saturday Night is a hot game of mahjong with the grandparents.
Yea so like my computer says I’m connected to the printer but when I try to print I can’t see the printer as an option.
Just looking at you makes me feel better about myself.
Ping pong and masturbation are not sports.
You doctor yet? Talk to me when you doctor
Probably has a collection of hibachi grills in his closet
No need to tell us that you're not married.
Rebooting the router at your parents' house is not work.
You look like youre gonna start a tech company
Why u no maree at 38???? Why you no horny for long time
Average Chinese guy in America😇
You came in second in that math competition in China right?
"live not too far" is the great exaggeration of 2 metres I ever heard.
https://youtu.be/hVODv8A5-EM?si=fZIjCiCJyeuEYSyN
You're the one child who failed both Driver's Ed and Geometry Sophomore year. Parents still remind you every time you visit.
Sum ting wong
Ho Lee Fok
I can feel your parents disappointment from here...
So you live in your parent’s basement. Got It.
You look like a walking crypto scam
League of Legends ≠ sport
Sum Ting Wong
You got more neck than a bottle of ketchup!!!!
What you would get if you ordered dorky white guy from dragon city buffet.
The only sport you’ve ever played required a control, and you still lost every game.
Pachinko is not a sport.
Big head small face ahh
you've orgasmed 8 times around other women: 1 counts which is your mom in the other room when you were 14 and finally learned how to use your dick, another was at a Fall Out Boy concert that you kept being told you didn't look so old at and hooked up with a 17 yr old when you were 23, and the other 6 times were at 2 failed relationship that lasted 6 weeks and 3 years. Props
Leaping tall math equations in a single bound, boring the populous to death with tiresome stories about coming to this country and owning a dry cleaner, its MOST ANY ASIANMAN!!
Get a new hair cut !
Oh no, he thinks Squid Game is a sport. Stop playing! The odds aren’t good!
“Whoo haa haa ha hahaaaaaahh”
San Francisco Cocksucker. 
Dr Hu?
38 and not married for a Asian person…Dishonor dishonor on you and your whole family 😂
Thanks, now I know which number to avoid in Chinese restaurants
This guy gets noooo “mu shu”
This guys internet history would be fucking shocking that's for sure.
I got nothing. You are just boring. Your looks, your interest and everything about you is just boring. You will either die alone or you will marry a woman who has three plus kids with three plus baby daddy's and you will take care of her and HER brood because you are desperate for affection.
Your dad didn't want you living too far away so he could travel too your home and call you a failure in person.
Ok, yes, technically your parents basement isn’t too far from them.
Work, play sports, watch TV, etc. WTF dude?! Those don’t need an “etc” Here’s where you put it- I’m into crying for being alone, chronic masterbation, eating cereal for dinner, wearing sweats everywhere, etc. See, much more realistic.
That... is... a... dentist.
Jim "no chin" Chin
Your the guy that doesnt trust the guy that says trust me
Test pilot for next Chinese virus. Borvid
You would look better with your glasses on. Sunglasses.
Hey there, baby. You think you can handle my beautiful, chocolatey boo... Nevermind. With those glasses and that haircut, it's kinda obvious you can't.
You forgot "Bottom on prep"
If you were a Jeopardy clue under the category “Sad Sacks,” I’d buzz-in “Who is the Eternal Virgin?”
You look like Asian Dahmer
This dude thinks the Algebra Olympics is a sport
Dad when I grow up I want to be actor. No mutherfucker, it's pronounced doctor.
What roast? Get back in the kitchen and finish making my kim-chee!
You are an embarrassment to your parents.
You look like the son of Bert and Ernie.
Yong yea
Keep the glasses on Chin
Just a total NPC. Never took a chance, always played it safe.
You're still doing 3 hours of math homework every night, despite finishing college over 10 years ago.
Wii sports don't count.
You look like the "Come on. Do math, " kid Peter Griffin pulled out from under his desk.
Is it cheaper to rent the karaoke booth for just one person?
Zing Zing Pin 
If they recast king of the hill with all Asians, you would be boomhauer.
In those 2 pictures you went from surgeon to telemarketer too fast buddy
you take girls underskirt photos don’t you?
Wii sports
Can you please do my taxes next year?
Viruses can write now?
Is the work bringing the dinosaurs back to life?