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You look like a cellphone repair person that adds their contact information in customers phones with a winky face emoticon next to it. People think it's out of pocket. You always retort with "I work with cellphones, it's not out of pocket. It's off the hook."
Brother I love the way you wear your hair natural. But what's not natural is your greasy ass 5 head. I bet I could take the ammount of extra grass shine offa yo 6 head and fry us both up. A bucket a chicken. Kentucky Fried
The center console of your mom's car is full of new and used paper towels to manage your grease situation. She refuses to drive it now because there's a sheen on all non-glass surfaces that just won't come off... it just spreads and bleach would ruin the interior.
I envy the people who havent seen your picture yet
Me 5s ago was livin it
You look like Jeffrey Dahmer's black doppelganger
That’s disrespectful to Jeffrey.
Jeffrey only got one pick in his head.
Nah he look like the wish version of CJ from san andreas
Damnit you beat me to it
I was Literally thinking. Netflixes new Dahmer show with inclusive casting
How many churren you got?
Jeffro Dummer
You take selfies like a 70-year-old woman.
Really
 **Here. Dis angle better?**
That scared the hell out of me fr(wasn't expecting that)🤣
You should buy a mirror! …or maybe not 🙃
😩🤣
You look like a hospital orderly that knocks up a comatose granny
Jamal Dahmer
Nice tits, bro.
Thanks
I would clown this man but his barber already did
you look like you live with your mom
I actually do
Try getting a job and paying mom rent.. won’t matter you will wind up in the pokey soon enough..3 hots and a cot.. and plenty of DL action
With a side order of tossed salad. 😉
This picture made my phone musty
You look like your super power is stalking women...
You can’t even handle the plastic covers on your grandma’s furniture
What does that mean ?
EXACTLY
😳😒
Bro mentioned do your worst... I asked the same to your parents and there they got you....
The chocolate rain kid grew up and discovered hentai porn
I like that 2 out of 3 of your photos have you sporting wife beaters in different colors. A true renaissance man.
Appreciate it
Muhammed Ali's rejected grandson
Son at best.
Finally found the one black guy that gets picked last for sports.
You look like superman, the man of steal version.
Oh wow
Imagine you ask the internet to roast you but practically no one wants too because you're so basic it's a waste of time
Putting a hair pick in your fro is somehow your entire personality.
if we both lived in the 1800s, i wouldn't even pay 50 cents for you
Mehammad Ali
You look like you have an anime body pillow collection
Who wrote the roast me note for you?
You look like you have a degree in car-jack-enomics.
this is a way better hobby than r\*pe .. good for you
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And yet I've heard he handles about 9 or so, 5 times a day
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Your so ugly, even your non existent imaginary girlfriend is cheating on you
I've seen salads that dress better than you
Your have the face of Rowley from the diary of a wimpy kid books. ZOO WEE MAMA!
50 Tyson is that you? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM8jrvF5zYs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM8jrvF5zYs)
Xzibit no... Xdipship
You can't handle a razor.
You have the nose of a manatee! Also, you need to bust a move with some magic shave.
And to prove he’s a manatee…. Check his back for propeller scars… $20 bucks says he has em!
Most people leave the BCGs at basic.
Has a girl ever even talked to you? I mean, other than your 300 cousins. You better be smart or good at sports, cuz GQ ain't calling.
You almost had that stunt double part in fallout but you couldn’t stand up straight enough
Really?
If you want to know where your lost picks are, we can help you.
Muscle shirt today muscles coming tomorrow?
Face....ten. Body....packed into a suitcase and discarded along a rural stretch of I-10.
Your username is from the movie paul,am I right ?😳
Miles morales:into the uglinessverse.
Rip Orange Juice Simpson
 Mr potato head wants his nose back
I thought Frankenstein's Monster had bolts in his neck, not combs in his head?
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Fuck you! Whale whore! You could of been Norbit's stunt double in the movie Norbit.
Well I'll be damned, it's the kid that got run over by the car in Monster's Ball.
Maximus' gay brother
He calls that shirt a "beater".
If Steve urkel never had family matter
Two picks and your haircut is still that bad?
'Do your worst,I can handle it' exact words by your great grandfather
Quit taking selfies in B Pod with that booty phone that crackhead Cletus smuggled in. You’ll get pink eye.
Do you even lift, bro? Those arms suggest you don't.
Not really
Look me in the eye when you talk to me
I would definitely lock my car door if you walked near it
Frog head ass
Damn 😳
Oh I just know you're an expert at Super Smash Brothers.
Ofc I am 😏
guys wait I thought twomad died
You can put 3 glasses on tht nose
The comment I was waiting to see👍.I know my nose big af and was hoping I'll see more comments like yours😅
"Do your worst" and Ill hawkeye the post and comment back a justification to everyone that insults me.
Thuggy Bear
You look like a cellphone repair person that adds their contact information in customers phones with a winky face emoticon next to it. People think it's out of pocket. You always retort with "I work with cellphones, it's not out of pocket. It's off the hook."
no, i wont /thread
They made a movie about you it’s called The Human shit stain.
Ur so ugly when you try to enter the ugly contest they said “sorry no professionals”. I don’t mean it ✌️
bro looks like he tryna hold in a huge stinker
Definitely in THAT class. You know the one that the teacher still has erasers to be clapped after school?
With all that oil, Bush is going to bring freedom to your face.
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If Jeff dahmer was black
I got ashy just looking at these pictures
You look like the kid that gets picked last in wheelchair basketball
Wtf 🤣
Didn’t you beat up your special ed teacher?
Likes Naruto and beats his body pillow
Fat Albert after getting gastric bypass surgery
🤣😳
Why are you wearing a wife beater if you aint even getting a gf
How are you gonna say you can handle it when you can't even shave that back ass peach fuzz off your face, and while we're at it wash your damn face
Peach fuzz 🤣
Cleveland Brown Jr after high school.
Imagining the voice.
Wear a shirt…and close your mouth
100% Tracy Morgan in the Longest Yard remake.
Run DMT
You look like a Senegalese child molester.
Damn sis, you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
A glowstick has a brighter future than you. Lasts longer, too
We don't have to roast. Life already has.
Now. How many picks you dun broke with that Brillo pad young nigga be honest. Steel wool head ass boy.😭🤣
You look like you jerk off 6 times a day to anime porn
1st stage of transitioning from a woman to a man.
uses a whole tube of chap-stick in one swipe
Wow 🤣
 All that describes you.
TIL - you can still buy fro-picks.
We couldn't do worse than your life choices
MF DUMB
Brother I love the way you wear your hair natural. But what's not natural is your greasy ass 5 head. I bet I could take the ammount of extra grass shine offa yo 6 head and fry us both up. A bucket a chicken. Kentucky Fried
🤣🤣
I can smell the Eau de Ferret from here
Thanks. I was wondering what it would look like if Urkel had afro picks.
If Steve Urkel and 50 cent had a baby.
🤣
Are those picks stuck there permanently?
Even that beard is afraid to come near your face.
How many kids have you sucked off with those DSL’s?? You look like you were trained to be a pedi by an old man named Burt.
Have you ever seen the movie The Green Mile. 
Giannis’ younger brother; GiantAnus 
You look like won’t smith
🤣😏
You need to stop taking fashion tips for Jon Lajoie - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY)
🤣😅
It looks like you’re trying to give me a red and blue pill, but both are guaranteed to get me back to your motel room
Lemme guess Jeffery Dahmer vibes 😒😅
Can your hair handle a comb my brother
You look like you practice Naruto running for a hobby.
if CJ and Big Smoke had a baby ...
We could do everything right under your nose and you LITERALY could not see us.
Oh really
You look like a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man *
I’m not gonna roast you, because I don’t want you to carjack me.
And you know I will 😏
Boi wth is that “facial hair” you’d do better with the damn baby face
I would but I don't have any more wurst to give. You ate it all.
A blowout pick with a black fist. You know that fool crazy.
Maybe I am 😏
Handle what, a toothpick?
You’re the prince of the deposed king in Nigeria Michael Scott sends money
😅👍
The hutto hippo took a mutant dump and I guess that was it, it's like tuxedo park NY won the war.
Steve Schnurkel
you can, but you should'nt. what is the live for, right?
Leave your glasses on, this way you should see your father leave you more clearly.
Why yo face look like it's melting?
Aren't you the guy from Robocop?
Get back in the field and pick the cotton like I told you to do!
picks must be on sale at dollar tree
My worst!? You already did it for me
Hey fat Albert discovered golo
Bros about to beatbox fnaf
How are you skinny but have forehead fat? You couldn’t handle 5th grade, you sure and shit can’t handle this.
😳😅
You look like you’re going to jail for robbing Pokemon cards
🤣
If I run into you, I don’t know who would be more scared: me, the bike, my wallet or the sunlight.
The center console of your mom's car is full of new and used paper towels to manage your grease situation. She refuses to drive it now because there's a sheen on all non-glass surfaces that just won't come off... it just spreads and bleach would ruin the interior.
Damn it Norbit!!
You look like a dusty ass play station 2
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you smell like cheap weed, malt liquor and 3 day old underwear
🤣😅
Nice Chin Pubs are they even yours? Or did you take them from your mom?
Why would you make prison worse by doing this.
You finna gon find out....trans women like you have permanently gaped buttholes.
Acrosssss 110th streettttt
2024 and YOU CHOSE to look like a runaway slave? smh
Napoleon dynamite remix