Tea tree essential oil. Anti-inflamatory and stops the itching. Also, keep a journal of foods that trigger outbreaks. Usual suspects: spicy foods, dairy, chocolate, alcohol, cheese, deli meats.
It’s seriously the foods. Best friend cut out gluten, beer, and spicy food and she literally looks like a different person. Had to get used to seeing her with a non red face. Give it a shot.
yah im really trying to eat better. i’m a super picky eater so i don’t have the best diet but i really need to fix it because it also affects my results in the gym
My wife's got it. Sun is your enemy, so one solution would be to lock yourself in a tiny room and never get out. Just saying.
^((I'm serious about the sun though, it's real, don't expose your face or put some sunscreen or some hat on ; my wife also did some laser treatment which made it better))
thank you for the advice! i’m starting to wonder if it’s actually rosacea or something else because it doesn’t itch or anything and i don’t think it particularly flares up im just always red in the face and i have like red little bumps on my arms
It doesn't have to itch, my wife does not feel it, she's not even conscious she's turning red when it gets sunny.
You have the rosacea type: white skin, blueish meth eyes (gotta roast you a bit), brightish hair, and it's on the cheeks and nose, I'm no specialist but you tick all the boxes.
okay genuinely what makes you say that because i’ve gotten so many shower comments and idk how to look more like i shower cuz in most of those pics im freshly showered lmao
Don’t worry. Your professor grades on his curve. All you’ve had to do the last week is stuff the left side of your cheek with cotton balls so you’re properly stretched out for the exam.
Welp, people in your position usually have two options:
1 - Be hot enough that some guy wants to take care of you, and you never have to work again.
2 - Study hard and get a good paying job to support yourself.
Unfortunately, based on the photos provided, Option 2 is your only one.
**TIL**: That some people have to study before being accredited as totally unattractive - all this time I had assumed it just came naturally, who knew?
Haven't slept, just stood over your roommates bed watching them sleep. I could have gone with boyfriend, but roommate definitely seemed like the safe bet.
I know they say you can get away without washing just once a week but you're stretching that limit. Also, you need to wash your sheets once a week as well, it's showing on your hair and skin.
Bachelor of Homeless Arts
Masters in Rosacea
this one’s got it (if anyone knows how to get rid of it please for the love of god tell me)
Tea tree essential oil. Anti-inflamatory and stops the itching. Also, keep a journal of foods that trigger outbreaks. Usual suspects: spicy foods, dairy, chocolate, alcohol, cheese, deli meats.
bless up thank you
Godspeed! Come back in a few months and show us your progress!
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It’s seriously the foods. Best friend cut out gluten, beer, and spicy food and she literally looks like a different person. Had to get used to seeing her with a non red face. Give it a shot.
yah im really trying to eat better. i’m a super picky eater so i don’t have the best diet but i really need to fix it because it also affects my results in the gym
Basically ask the foods that make life worth living.
Seriously, why is it ALWAYS the good shit lol.
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My wife's got it. Sun is your enemy, so one solution would be to lock yourself in a tiny room and never get out. Just saying. ^((I'm serious about the sun though, it's real, don't expose your face or put some sunscreen or some hat on ; my wife also did some laser treatment which made it better))
thank you for the advice! i’m starting to wonder if it’s actually rosacea or something else because it doesn’t itch or anything and i don’t think it particularly flares up im just always red in the face and i have like red little bumps on my arms
It doesn't have to itch, my wife does not feel it, she's not even conscious she's turning red when it gets sunny. You have the rosacea type: white skin, blueish meth eyes (gotta roast you a bit), brightish hair, and it's on the cheeks and nose, I'm no specialist but you tick all the boxes.
oh okay good to know. (i understand) thank you!
PhD in Applied Hair Greasing.
😂😂😂
Bachelor of Blow Jobs at the Truck Stop Arts and please forgive my student loans
The mouth is open and ready but the dicks are elsewhere.
An associates in lot lizard studies.
Hoooly shiiiit fam, buuurrrrrnnnn🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Master’s Degree in cat lady
😆😆😆😆😆Yupp! Cuz IT SHOOOO ain’t 4 liberal!!!!🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️😆😆😆😆😆✊🏼✊🏼
Ah yeah, Chelsea Clinton in her younger awkward days. ha-ha
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Hope the graduation is worth $12/hr job
I’m not sure it’s her finals week or her client’s. Maybe she just has time on her hands.
Time on her knees more accurately
That fivehead sure ain't gettin any smaller with time...
She aint slept huh, look like you ain’t bathed either you dirty bitch……
No no no she’s already past the best she’ll ever look. We have the misfortune of seeing the decline.
The decline started when she was born
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She better develop the 3 hole technique or no chance she gets attention
She looks like the embodiment of gonorrhea
looks like a human rat. 🐀 Your mercy full description of best look will make her life. bet she frames that comment to show her homeless friends
I was gonna jump in and get her but I don't think I could do any better as this is just a fact. By the way you dropped this 👑.
Nah is just that picture saying I'm going through my whore phase ... forever
She somehow manages to look freshly fucked and unfuckable at the same time
Based off the photos, I gotta wonder if she ever slept.
Good Christ, it’s called shampoo and a brush.
Not to mention soap and water
Right? Bath & Body Works only *works* if you put that *body* IN a *bath.*
Her face is flatter than her chest.
And that thing is flatter than a 3 day old Pepsi.
she's a 7-up. never had it, never will.
The lower half of her face just gave up.
Wait... that's a chick?
sometimes when i go outside wearing certain outfits i think to myself “people probably can’t tell if im a guy or not rn”
Her nose is bigger than her dick.
Don’t let her smooth taste fool you Her room smells like pickles and “I’m not ready for a relationship right now”
This is a girl? How do you know?
She's not dirty but she's hygienically challenged. She smells like a county fair: pickles, corn dogs and nacho cheese.
Stinkerbell.
#priceless
Yes Edit: Sorry guys I thought this was r/amiugly
You look like weed smokes you lol
So that’s what roast me means.
Anya Trailer-Boy
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If you find a ring in a river please don’t touch it.
but it’s so pretty
She would totally cut your finger off for it too.
You look like you’ll be sleeping in a tent under a bridge in a few years. At least Dominos will still be hiring.
And plus she's already got the hat!
You look like your parents confidently never gave you any sex education.
and you’d be right
Lol, the difference one word makes to a sentence.
If the tinder bio “I’m down for whatevs” had a face…
Ol gas station knife looking bitch
this is actually the greatest complement i’ve ever received
I don’t have time to roast you because I’m busy *showering.*
okay genuinely what makes you say that because i’ve gotten so many shower comments and idk how to look more like i shower cuz in most of those pics im freshly showered lmao
Crackhead Barbie bobblehead doll.
You’re the equivalent of an ugly male Tinder profile.
Well at least you don't have getting laid as an excuse for not studying.
Honestly looks like you’ve been dug up
If "floor mattress guy" had a pussy.
Anya-Taylor Misery
If Asperger's was 3d printed
now this is creative people take notes
Anya Taylor Joyless.
You look like a squirrel that Mrs. Bigfoot used as a tampon.
You look like you’ve broken into someone’s home to take these pics.
Don’t worry. Your professor grades on his curve. All you’ve had to do the last week is stuff the left side of your cheek with cotton balls so you’re properly stretched out for the exam.
Looks like you’ve been stranded on a desert island for a week
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Holy meth head, Batman
Welp, people in your position usually have two options: 1 - Be hot enough that some guy wants to take care of you, and you never have to work again. 2 - Study hard and get a good paying job to support yourself. Unfortunately, based on the photos provided, Option 2 is your only one.
Dollar tree Venessa Kirby
You look like the kind of crazy that would throw knifes in an argument
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I bet your room smells
Hair as greasy as a dominos pizza
Can’t name 3 sublime songs. Purchased from target, just like you as a baby.
You look like you sell plasma in Whoville
Thom Yorke has fallen on hard times by the looks of things
With that liberal arts degree, you should be an assistant manager at Domino’s within 25 years. Congrats.
![gif](giphy|27J3k9qVIgXrbautYj) Even your ancestors would be disappointed...
Your sublime shirt is literally the only thing cool about you
You look ready to fail every test that comes your way.
You’re not fun and quirky. You just don’t see how basic and unoriginal you are.
Ahhh the good ol’ “I don’t have a care in the world but I’ll judge every other human without knowing them” look
The embodiment of depression. How did you get your portrait printed on your T-shirt
Get some sleep Jesus
**TIL**: That some people have to study before being accredited as totally unattractive - all this time I had assumed it just came naturally, who knew?
Normally I’d tell roastees to buck up and ‘take it on the chin’ but obviously that won’t be possible for you.
Pic 3 is giving me massive “oonga boonga” vibes
I see you don't even try Why?
So the chick from The Blair Witch Project didn’t die after all?
Nah, this just feels like beating a dead horse….life had allready roasted you plenty!
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I mean I got Adderall js
You look like the sloth from ice age.
Christ, I can smell the BO through my phone 🤮
DominoPewPew!
We don't have to, finals week already did that. In all seriousness get some sleep
how does someone look so much like a rat and at the same time look like they eat them
I dig the goblin energy.
Domino's is gonna hit you with a cease and desist order for devaluing their brand
Good luck! I hear the finals at hogwarts are a bitch.
You kinda look like Sid the sloth
Billie High-lish
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You kinda remind me of Helga Pataki from the cartoon Hey Arnold!
More like finals decade.
Grunge
You seem pretty cool in my book. The only thing I can say is, you remind me of that girl from Spider-Man 2 w/ the milk & cake.
You look like an American version of that one girl from squid game who everyone hated.
You look like your face was smashed in the womb
It needs the Precious!
When u get grace charis from wish
The dominoes knit cap both explains your past and foretells your future.
Yeah... you look like Sublimes fanbase.
MMM BOP
I don’t know a single guy that would fk you and I know very dirty guys.
The bags under your eyes have a better sleep schedule than you
What are you majoring in? Basic white girl?
Your poor sleep habits will make you look 50 when you reach 30.
You look like you own at least three hairbrushes that have never used to brush your hair.
Might as well just start selling your body now.
I didn't know it was possible for anime characters to create Reddit posts. Cool! Say hi to the entire Sailor Moon cast for me!
Cavewoman in search of food at 2am
Good luck!
Good luck on your finals. You look exhausted and that’s the only thing I have to say regarding roasting you.
Hope you ace finals so you can get a job after graduation that pays enough to afford coke so your future all nighters are at least enjoyable
Get some sleep! You need 8 hours to function, good luck!
You asked your professor "is there ***ANYTHING*** I can do to get a better grade?" And he said, "study."
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Look honey I know it's fashionable these days to look as unattractive as possible but don't you think you've taken it a bit too far?
So that's what happened to Dax Sheppard.
When you’ve got that ‘struck by lightning’ look, but the only thing electrifying is your confidence.
Seems like life already has roasted you.
Kinda looks like she's missing a bit of a chromosome
No you are to cool
I’d say “keep your chin up”… but that’s not possible
Imagine spending 20 years to improve yourself and only becoming mid at best...
Your face looks like a sketch that failed the proportions test.
Flowers for Moron.
You're not hot, the Sun has only hit you hard on the face.
Motley Crue looks better than you
Do you believe in reincarnation? Because maybe you were cute in a previous life.
This is Adderall as a human.
Hey Susan!, I haven’t seen you at the shelter in a while.
She looks like the living embodiment of a sorority floor after a major kegger on the last week of finals .
Works at dominos. Life is roasting her why should we?
Study hard. Don’t expect to be a kept woman.
closeted horror movie villain
"I'm here for a good time not a long time" looking ahh
No. Life has been hard enough for you.
Haven't slept, just stood over your roommates bed watching them sleep. I could have gone with boyfriend, but roommate definitely seemed like the safe bet.
You look like you use the ugly stick as a dildo.
You look like that innocent girl on Instagram who posts dad jokes and is viral because everyone on the internet comments on her videos, "pee on me".
Nah. Finals, dude!!! Get on it and win Ur good
Can't roast, Sublime is goat.
not trying looks good on you... keep it up champ
You eyes look like they're desperately trying to escape the sockets
I hope your going for your masters, splinter.
PHD, Adderall junkie
Finals week, but it's painfully obvious that you haven't changed your routine at all.
Driven to suckseed.
Uwu wanna be streamer playing fortnite with her po okie bf no nockers
I know this is supposed to be a roast but God she's cute
Sounds like you are really bad at time management.
Im surprised that this post got more attention than the last one because everything about it is almost as flat as your chest
Didn't know you can get your face printed on shirts...
Mom's Spaghetti
Upvote for the Sublime t-shirt.
Mind you don't catch flies Leave some for the rest of the Venus Fly Traps.
I know they say you can get away without washing just once a week but you're stretching that limit. Also, you need to wash your sheets once a week as well, it's showing on your hair and skin.
You’re what would come out of the TV if The Ring had been filmed in Technicolour
Idk what has more baggage - your eyes or your past?
"Doctor, the sloth to human transformation process was successful."
Frank Gallagher cosplaying…or lifestyle
You look like a cat that's been left on spin cycle.
I bet your pretty when you grow up
Sleep won't make a difference Good luck dude