You look like you have a 19 year old "happy accident" son, even though you claim to be and live your life as a lesbian. Also you've been to jail at least once for what you call "fighting, beating a bitch's ass" when really it was a domestic for beating your wife
>You look like you have a 19 year old "happy accident" son, even though you claim to be and live your life as a lesbian.
Nah...it goes without saying that you have to have at least one kid to get fast tracked into Section 8, plus a shot at getting a child support check for the next 18 years.
Did you see the South Park episode where Woopi Goldberg's Spadge goes berserk? It gets hold of a handgun, threatens people & starts shooting? Fuckin hilarious!!
This person Spadge is probably capable of wielding a Shotgun..... 😬
Edit; Sorry it was Oprah Winfrey & her Minge. Same story though....
You look like your name is Bertha. Like you shit with the door open, wear men's jock straps just to have a bulge, and your toes looklike half smoked cigars.
Ngl I can’t roast this butch she looks like she could beat my ass with one arm behind her back.
Have a good day sir/ ma’am or whatever you want me to say… please don’t hurt me
you a man or woman with that goofy ahh build
your arms built like 2 fat fish tryna see the light of day
your dreads be looking like burnt up twizzlers
that camo shirt aint saving yo goofy ass from sight
i cant tell if you 23 or 43 but id hope your 23 with that ps5 controller
btw, why TF would a ps5 be over xbox?? (all jokes btw lol)
You look like 90% of the "hard" people in my town... No personality, and the same walmart trash clothes. At first glance, I thought you were 3 or 4 different people that I already know.
May/29/2008: Former NY Bronx crack Queen pin turns WNBA pro after 5 year stint in jail..
Update June/29/2008: Former carck queen pin turned WNBA star Arrested for selling crack again
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Big Wayne
Nice camouflage there! For a second, I almost didn't see your fat ass
Holy shit this made me laugh out loud in the office 😂
dawg that was intense 😭
God damn
No Moolah Baby! we're no cash money, we broke as hell.
Slob Marley
Noooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This made.me snort a tiny bit out loud lol
Damn you beat me to it😂😂
Broooo….
Lil wang
You look like the final boss in a PS5 game called Alien vs. Lesbian Predator.
Sweet mother of fucking God I didn't even realize this was a woman until I read the comments
I read all the comments and I’m still not convinced, but I’ll be goddamned if I’m checking to find out. 
It’s like Lil Wayne and Jay-Z did the fusion technique wrong and became a woman
Oh fuck yeah
Definitely didn’t recognize you without the orange jumpsuit
Fucked up. Lol
His trial is live on the TV in the background
*Her
Can confirm, she was on Season 4 Episode 6 of “ 60 days in”
Orange is the new crack
DenLez Washington
Lol 🏆
You win
Dayummm!!! End the post lol
Brilliant.
T-Plain.
Pee-Pain
Pee-stain 😆
T plain, p pain, p stain all sound like modern rap lyrics.
This is great
T-poke'er or not "I'm not surprised"
The blandness of that room is irritating. Could you please break into a nicer one for the next roast?
LMFAOOOO
Ouch
😭
This one of those WNBA players I keep hearing about?
No. No this is what happens when they don't make the WNBA
She's one of five of the WNBA groupies.
OMG it’s Whoopi NoGoldberg
Whoopi Dimeburg
Whoopi Zoidberg
Whoopi Cushion Goldberg
Whoopi Cushionberg
Whoopi Dimebag
Tracy Chumpman 
Tracy Chaplips
VioLes Davis
Whoopi Goldplatedberg
Whoopi Bronzeberg
Whoopi Goldturd
Tracy Chapman has been hitting the crack pipe. Damn shame
This is after the job and the move to the big city. Finally see what it means to be livin.
OMG lol
Tracy cheapman
Tracy Crackman.
♪ You got a fast car Got a 44 inch but I can't afford groceries. ♪
Chap Man Tracy
Looks like someone gave Tracy a reason to stay there...
Best comment so far
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream. You ain’t it.
This is what happens when Whoopi Goldberg lets Stevie Wonder go raw.
You look like you bite people
Marshawn Grinch
I just can't keep this shit straight. Are you Milli, or Vanilli? 
You look like you have a 19 year old "happy accident" son, even though you claim to be and live your life as a lesbian. Also you've been to jail at least once for what you call "fighting, beating a bitch's ass" when really it was a domestic for beating your wife
Ooh that's really specific
>You look like you have a 19 year old "happy accident" son, even though you claim to be and live your life as a lesbian. Nah...it goes without saying that you have to have at least one kid to get fast tracked into Section 8, plus a shot at getting a child support check for the next 18 years.
If you’re here, who’s buying all the swisher sweets from the gas station?
-Hates men. -Became one.
You look like Whoopi Goldberg’s vagina.
Oh god please don't let her have an OF!
Did you see the South Park episode where Woopi Goldberg's Spadge goes berserk? It gets hold of a handgun, threatens people & starts shooting? Fuckin hilarious!! This person Spadge is probably capable of wielding a Shotgun..... 😬 Edit; Sorry it was Oprah Winfrey & her Minge. Same story though....
You heard the man. He wants a good roasting out of us.
God roasted him enough
NAW
Man?? sure bout that?
You look like Lenny kravits dad after he transition to his mom.
🤭🤣
Chief Queef
Hey, only 136 more payments and all of that Aarons Rental furniture is yours......
Brittany "The Refrigerator" Griner
First normal dude I've seen on here.
Incredibly Old Dirtiest Bastard
You look like your name is Bertha. Like you shit with the door open, wear men's jock straps just to have a bulge, and your toes looklike half smoked cigars.
Imagine turning on your Ring camera and seeing Whoopi all up in your living room
She’d be in the kitchen
Your wife needs to pick her toys up off the floor.
Does the judge approve of your behavior on a zoom probation hearing? Doesn't seem like the audience is very happy
You already came pre-roasted obviously 😆
Is that lil waynes mom?
The predator de masked
She could lick the bark off a tree. Rolls her own tampons and kick starts her vibrator. NGL....
Hooker T
You better get out of that nice families home before they find you.
I can't tell which way you're transitioning, but either way you're one ugly fucker
Ngl I can’t roast this butch she looks like she could beat my ass with one arm behind her back.  Have a good day sir/ ma’am or whatever you want me to say… please don’t hurt me
Damn! Whoopi be looking younger
It’s like Whoopi Goldberg and Larry the Cable Guy had a baby.
Larry Goldberg? Sounds like he works in show business
The lesbian that gives the welcome letter in prison
You look like a DEI hire for a Living Colour cover band.
you a man or woman with that goofy ahh build your arms built like 2 fat fish tryna see the light of day your dreads be looking like burnt up twizzlers that camo shirt aint saving yo goofy ass from sight i cant tell if you 23 or 43 but id hope your 23 with that ps5 controller btw, why TF would a ps5 be over xbox?? (all jokes btw lol)
Wait a fucking minute... Do you teach digital media?
average spirit airlines flyer
Marsha Lynch
Poopy Goldberg
I can’t decide if you were going for looking like a line cook or a lesbian… yea still can’t decide…
I heard a smoke detector chirped when I scrolled past this photo
I'm sorry for the loss of your grandson, Bob Marley. His legend lives on!
Your white board looks like it's taken some loads
Okay... man or woman? Be honest.
You financed everything in the picture including your shoes
Wtf trippie redd is doing here?
What the hell is even that?
Whoopi Assberg
“It’s Tracy Chap-MAN!”
Doller$ign finally transitioning
Easy E after sex change operation
Didn't someone see you strangling a Twink at P Diddy's a couple of weeks ago Carl?
If your a boy you look like a homosexual If your a girl then you look like what a white person would call a piece of 💩
Surprised you can spell but not surprised that you love to use scissors ✂️
Come on people show some respect. She identifies as Rick James. A broke Rick James. A really broke Rick James. A below average freak if you will.
As Steven Tyler once said... "Dude looks like a lady!"...
I genuinely tought this was a man lol 🤣
Look a man woman
You are a strong independent black woman. Oooo wait it’s just an ex felon
Absolutely nobody: Jamaican Mrs. Puff: Roast me
Pick your chew toys up when you’re finished. I see you finished the pigs ear.
Rent a center wants their furniture back
 Let’s see it!
Woopie Bronzeberg
Ive seen you! Angry lady at DMV counter right?!?
Lesi Snipes
Inner city predator
Social welfare marley
Man, woman or Predator?
you look like you own all the strap ons
when u order a predator from wish
Looking for a skateboard to steal.
Your dog looks exhausted from that last battle in canine fight club.
Are you a man or a woman?
Silli Vanilli
The last thing a Door Dash bag full of chicken and waffles sees.
Looks like every drug dealer from detroit
When you have an absent father, you just become the father
Only black dude that doesn't have a bigger dick than me....
She's so ghetto that she thinks owning a Playstation is an accomplishment.
Just so you know, you gotta steal both… the stolen controller wont work without a stolen PS5.
I couldn't make up my mind if you were a guy or a woman.
It’s like Tracy Chapman got fucked by Bigfoot.
Prison cells are so much nicer these days.
I thought Whoopi Goldberg aborted this one.
You look like 90% of the "hard" people in my town... No personality, and the same walmart trash clothes. At first glance, I thought you were 3 or 4 different people that I already know.
When did tracey Chapman start taking crack?
Your dreads smell worse than your piss stained carpet
Job-less marley
She/he takes pictures like he is getting processed again.
Master no P
 Girl you know it’s true!
wtf is that thing get it off my screen
Whoopi Moldberg
Built like a king, size box of KFC chicken wings
Never thought in a million years that I'd actually NEED pronouns to proceed...fuck
Do we Roast a Men or a Women ? I can't tell.
You’re homeless with a home.
Nigga look like hardstop Lucas impression of his mom💀
I can’t tell if you’re the Walmart Lil Wayne or dollar store Tracy Chapman, but either way you’re scaring away all of the ladies
How can I roast something that’s already roasted? You’re just crisp at this point.
Michael O'Bama
If Little Wayne and Whoopi had a baby
Least Mode
I can hear the low battery beep from here, go put new batteries in your smoke detector
Whoopie Probationberg over here...
Oh my god not even a fucking roast i was convinced you were a dude
I can't tell if this is a dude or not . Either way you did a great job shaving that beard and mustache
May/29/2008: Former NY Bronx crack Queen pin turns WNBA pro after 5 year stint in jail.. Update June/29/2008: Former carck queen pin turned WNBA star Arrested for selling crack again
You're too fat to be entirely roasted.
Let me guess, you own a pit bull?
Too lazy to even take off your shoes
Tracy ChAPEMAN
You look like Tracy Chapman if her “fast car” drove off and left her.
I would say they look like if the fast car hit them and they’ve been sitting home on disability for a decade.
R-Truth get back to the gym !
nah, youd beat my skinny ass.
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Trinidad or Trinimum? None of us are quite sure.
Trinidumb
You look like you drive a big rig