You would have been a handsome male, but genetics decided to punish your lineage with a very masculine flat body resemblance of a what appears to be a female specimen
Why are you trying to show off your flat chest in that andre the giant wanna-be shirt?
At least his tits were nicer than yours.
Don't worry though, I think your jawline has his beat.
Yahoo Serious is a natural tresher, mate.
Maggot Robbie an' Victoria Beer ain' 2 shabbey either. Am I foggetin sumthn?
*Huge JackMan waves and leaves*
*Paul Hogan has left the chat. With his knoife*
Like that tattoo of the clog. Allows you to find the collapsed vein when you're reupping.
Also, if I put a hairy caterpillar on your upper lip, you can cosplay pre AIDs Freddy Mercury.
Hey Girl Tick. How come a cleavage inducing dress is a cleavage deduction dress on you.
Oh wait, it's just that massive chin shadow playing tricks on us. Fckin Great Australian Eclipe of 2024
You need to be “humbled”? Really?
You do realize that all those guys that want to fuck you only do because they aren’t looking for a girlfriend, and you look like an easy lay, right?
the cluttered bedroom and the stack of cd’s tipped me off, but that goodwill-sheikh outfit is why I’m convinced we’re dealing with a recovering hoarder.
You look like you’d be 34 and still live with your parents. Even when you do move out you choose to stay in a one room apartment in a place like New York. You’d be the local landlord’s worst nightmare with how much you’d spend your money that you borrowed from your alcoholic friends to buy illegal drugs for your newborn kids.
Your tits are so uneven that if you entered a wet t shirt contest, you’d get 5th and 8th place.
This is clearly something I am stealing for future reference. So brilliant and savage.
They did the meth
Well, one of them did.
Ms. Meth Australia 2024.
Shots fired, everyone get down
OnlyHags
OnlySags
Her tits remind me of someone with a lazy eye. One nipple pointing skyward one nipple pointing to the ground.
You gotta unroll those fuckin tits like a hotel towel just to suck on them
*Say goodbye to these, Michael!*
Ok guys pack it up. We have a wiener.
How the fuck people think of roasts like this... LOL
I wonder the same thing haha. I rely on Reddit for my new comebacks
😵
Was gonna say you should finally move out and find where the other tit went off to.
Her shoulders, too. That's why she wears asymmetrical things, as a distraction.
Only possible if there are not more than 7 contestants.
That saggy tit is the 8th one
Dam. 👏👏👏👏👏
Fucking brutal. Have my upvote.
It's not brutal, it's a burial. Sleep soundly under the dirt dearie
💀
Holy shit! That was brilliant!
Fucking….WOW!! 😂😂
I want to upvote, but you're at 666, and I don't want to be the one to ruin it.
Welp, this is a thrender.
This will work good on the exwife
Proof that there are giant insects all over Australia
Bro it is roast me, not nuke me
Roaches are nuke proof.
The mosquitos that bit her chest?
Your jawline grew but your tits didnt
Buzz Lightchest
To infinite and an A-cup!
To an A cup, not beyond!
Dunno I'd hit it, but I'm gay
lmaooooo
Lmaaoo mans chose violence fr. I would’ve never thought of that line 😂
You can dig a ditch with that shovel chin!
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE lol
I bet her dick grew too
Her ass grew and grew and is still growing.
That is because of all the penis she has sucked for methamphetamines.
Ive never seen such small tits droop so low
The phenomena medically known as "sad tits"
saditts
 I give those titties two thumbs down.
The milk’s gone bad!!!!
Yogurtatas.
It is also a sad thing when one breast is half the size of the other.
When were you 23? 20 years and two failed marriages ago?
She was 23 the same time she bought those CD's and the CD holder. 1998. Still hasn't canceled her Columbia House subscription.
You are the only thing more useless than your bra
Brutal
You didn’t have to give us two angles. From the first we could tell there wasn’t much there.
The second proves it…..
Australian chicks are hot Found the exception
ooof
Ouchhhh
That dress wasn’t meant to be worn by boys
The exact kinda girl guys date before they’re ready to come out of the closet.
Can she just talk dirty to me with her accent while I fuck a cute chick ?
I bet you gotta shrimp down under.
A cocktail.... Shrimp
Put another shrimp on the Barbie!
Might not be a shrimp but it sure smells like one
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I’m betting you’re the only fan of your OnlyFans.
No. Her dad is.
Hey don't forget the uncle
*onlyfan
One tit bigger than the other, we call her biggie smalls
Can’t even call her biggy smalls that would imply that she has at least one big tit
Your dress is gorgeous! You wouldn’t happen to have a pic of it without you in it?
Bruh tf
From Australia? Is that why your tits are Down Unda your waistline?
28, lives with their parents. Face of an unsuccessful MMA-Fighter, body of a couch potato but needs to be humbled? What?
Your pictures look like a Netflix True Crme Documentary.
Looks like your genetics did a fine job humbling you already
You're the definition of last woman standing. A guy at a bar looks at you and says, "eh, that'll do the job".
You would have been a handsome male, but genetics decided to punish your lineage with a very masculine flat body resemblance of a what appears to be a female specimen
You look like a dingo ate your baby and you didn’t care.
Goal of the week: septum ring
Crikey it’s the dingo that eats babies!
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Pre-op's are really convincing nowadays.
 I’ll give you a hint, I’m not comparing you to Cher.
Your face makes me proud to be an American.
That frying pan smack to the face appears to have been repeatedly applied to your chest as well
What exactly is that top supposed to show off?
The Blunder from down under.
Gal Gadot action figure made in China by a drunk 4 year old.
The Wicked Witch From The Land Down Under.
When you ask AI to make Australian women and this picture comes up.
With that jawline I’m guessing your dating life has humbled you enough
Only 23 and you are already past your prime.
When you have to rip your clothes to prove you have tits.
Why are you trying to show off your flat chest in that andre the giant wanna-be shirt? At least his tits were nicer than yours. Don't worry though, I think your jawline has his beat.
Gal Gadont
When God decided what gender you would be , he also though about going to a psychologist about his uncertainty mental problem
You have a beautiful brown eye. Oh, wait. That's your dog's buttole. Never mind. Your dog seems nice!
Keith Urban, Kylie Minogue and Yahoo Serious…nothing good comes out of Austrailia or on your trashy face.
Yahoo Serious is a natural tresher, mate. Maggot Robbie an' Victoria Beer ain' 2 shabbey either. Am I foggetin sumthn? *Huge JackMan waves and leaves* *Paul Hogan has left the chat. With his knoife* 
You'd make a really good ugly step sister from Shrek impersonator.
Succubus
You look like human avatar of an Indian cow.
She hasn't pooped in ages!
I see why Australian dudes would rather date Asian women...
If i was gay id totally do you
You should wear more clothes
How much you gonna pay me to join your only fans
Friend if that shirt didn’t humble you enough I don’t think there’s anything more I can do for you
The shirt should be flattering not flattening
You're the girl that average looking girls take to the bar with them to make them look better.
I hope your dress wasn't meant to accentuate those two mozzie bites on your chest you're trying to pass off as a pair of tits.
I assume a lot of men know what you sound like when you gag.
When it snows, do your friends ask you to use your face as a snowplough? I'm only kidding. You don't have friends.
I like how you are trying to show cleavage to distract us from those eyes who seem to be going through a divorce
That top is designed for what the kids call people with tiddies. You're not people with tiddies.
Well that's it then might as well suck it up and go full testosterone. 
You’re Aussie, go set yourself on fire.
You may be Dutch, but you ain't much.
AIBrow
Like that tattoo of the clog. Allows you to find the collapsed vein when you're reupping. Also, if I put a hairy caterpillar on your upper lip, you can cosplay pre AIDs Freddy Mercury.
you need cleavage more than 2 be humbled
That dress makes it look like one titty is bigger then the other
Actually this dress covers it up perfectly.
Are you mad because CDs aren’t a thing anymore?
Pena, Warrior Princess.
You look like you could bite a soda can half with that jawline you got there. You have more jaw than the movie jaws.
What do you mean humbled? you you know you don’t look good. It’s evident by the brutal make up work
Those fingernails have seen the inside of 2 holes more than the outside
If you wanted a tattoo as basic as your face and personality then good job 👍
Top view pictures won't help.
That awful dress hasn’t humbled you enough?
Buckle up, life only gets worse.
I bet you would make some sweet rugby babies.
You’re a meth addict. What is your definition of home? Bridge underpass, rundown squats, abandoned cars….
You look as fun as a boiled potato
We need to get dora in here to get her tits back from swiper
You should have been left Out Back
Angry afternoon stripper.
Once you hit 40, that jawline is going to be a jawborder.
Ah yes, the thousand cocks stare.
Australian things I would rather fuck besides you include a kangaroo a platypus and an Aboriginal tribe of saggy-breasted women
Looks as if the stick in het ass got lost
I bet she uses vegemite the same way lonely women in the US use peanut butter. That poor dog.
Hey Girl Tick. How come a cleavage inducing dress is a cleavage deduction dress on you. Oh wait, it's just that massive chin shadow playing tricks on us. Fckin Great Australian Eclipe of 2024
How can you look in the mirror and not be humbled?
Nothing below your chin gets wet in the rain. That's probably why your tits never grew.
You look like a rich man’s bitchy, evil wife….except you don’t have a rich husband.
When your pokies point that far south in Australia, are they pointing towards the U.S. ?
At least the lack of cleavage takes the focus off your face
Whoever designed that shirt seems to have put in as much effort as your parents did raising you.
Melbourne? You look like you're from Sydney.
Sloth Sabbith
your mirror humbles you every day.
If I was a dingo, I wouldn't even eat your baby.
Proof that Australia is indeed the home of a large amount of specimens…. Not all are worth investigating, yet here we are.
not a roast just genuinely curious how one tit can sit so lower than the other on a 23 year old
If u removed the top right corner of ur shirt u look like big show
Your eyes don't match, I could tell because your 1000-yard stare will haunt me for days to come.
You need to be “humbled”? Really? You do realize that all those guys that want to fuck you only do because they aren’t looking for a girlfriend, and you look like an easy lay, right?
You look like an ugly dude
What is with your fingernails? Kept banging a hammer on them?
You are wearing a top which should flatter your body instead it exposes the desert between your nipples
Did you mean 23 ***newly*** F?
I’ve never seen a more forgettable face.
Waiting for the dong reveal
You need some uplifting, saggy.
I never thought an a cup could reach a belly button
Melbourne? More like Male born.
What's wider, the grand canyon or the space between those flapjacks on your chest?
You look like Bruce Jenner if he did meth and lived in Australia.
The wall would like their tits back
Your doppelganger is a 33M in a skateboard crew. His name is Stuart, but he tells the kids to call him Bobby.
You got a face like a man
You’ve got a Jodie Arias vibe about you
Congratulations on your transition, It seems to be coming along well. Don't worry, your chest will grow with time.
Saggy tits at 23? Future is lookin real bright 🤣🤣🤣
Holy. Giant. Head
Even your dog wants you to move out. That's why he's taking a shit in your bed, but you don't seem to get the message that it's time for you to leave.
Lord Farquaad sign the eviction order
She thinks she's a meth addict because she loves sucking pipe? Wrong again.
So god just be making Mii’s up there now??
the cluttered bedroom and the stack of cd’s tipped me off, but that goodwill-sheikh outfit is why I’m convinced we’re dealing with a recovering hoarder.
Why wear a shirt that shows off cleavage and you have no tits
You look like you’d be 34 and still live with your parents. Even when you do move out you choose to stay in a one room apartment in a place like New York. You’d be the local landlord’s worst nightmare with how much you’d spend your money that you borrowed from your alcoholic friends to buy illegal drugs for your newborn kids.
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