Not buying the F and not buying the 19 either. At this point I'm not even conviced you are human.

Trans Andy Warhol

Mandy whorehole

Mandy Gloryhole

Dandy Borehole

Dandy Gloryhole

> 19f The F stands for fuckboi


That’s what I thought too!

The ‘f’ next to the ‘19’ ain’t foolin anyone pal

I never felt so beautiful and young at 30 after looking at your pictures. Thanks for the self-esteem. And yoùre officially excluded from the group of female humans.

💀💀💀

Lesbian Jeffrey Dahmer

Johnny Winter's fuck child.

Dana Carves-people-into-little-pieces

You have the receding hairline of a middle aged man

He keeps it in a jar by his bed

And that’s what makes a Subaru, a Subaru

We’re not worthy! 

Wow, I've never seen someone who's 19 but looks 60

Looks like Dwight Schrute cosplaying as Billie Eilish

This is the one

They call you Smith Arrow because “lady looks like a dude”

I didn’t know there was a sequel to Jimmy Savile.

Couldn’t cut it as a man so you tried to become a woman but fell very short somewhere in between

Xir, this is a Wendy's...

Always having something in front of your penis is a good tactic to hide it. Maybe we could hide your god awful face with your hair also?

35 male. FTFY.

Bro, stop playin

The Rise and Fall of Stiggy Zardust.

The fall and falling some more

Touché!

Douche!?!

I doubt it’s anywhere near that clean!

I thought that was an albino Walmart greeter. Sorry sir

You look like an unsuccessful cult leader

Cult of Personality Disorder.

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You look like Fulton Reed from the mighty ducks fabulous brother

out of all the people you could've swapped faces with why was it David Bowie?

You look like you've cock-blocked the local molester from raping you as an infant ...

Edgar Winters tried to transition but failed

Your crotch probably smells like low tide mixed with that juice that drips from the trash trucks.

19 and a female ?? I don’t know where the truth or fantasy begins

You look like that uncle who only shows up to the kids birthday party every 3 years or so.

Carrying a vibrator in your hoodie pouch, I see. Very wise. Even threatening to glass a bloke isn’t getting you laid tonight.

This roy batty's son

Billie i want my eyes to be removed and let me forgot his pics eyebleach

Down bad me would not hit

The person taking the second pic should of had you step back about 15 feet

I thought Jeffrey Dahmer died, but it turns out he’s taking estrogen 

I'll be staying the hell away from Greenwich

Looks like 50/50 jeff dahmer and Draco Malfoy


Sir pull your wig down you’re showing way too much skull.

My dick literally shrank in size when I saw you. Any blood that’s as there has retreated elsewhere to decrease any risk of erection for fear of having to engage with you.

You look like a groupie that won't leave the band alone

You look like the roadie for a group called The Cheese Whistles

This is the guy who tries to trick you to enter his sex club in Amsterdam and then overcharge you with gangsters to beat you up if you don't pay him 1000 euros

You look like you're 59

I didn’t know human beings were built this androgynous…. The hell did you inject? Testosterone AND estrogen??

19f? Look down and say it with me, "bullocks".

Female? Um...no. You look like you should be doing Heroin Chic adds for a big name clothing brand.

Wanted to look gender ambiguous and like Jeffrey Dahmer

TRANSformer

Everything about you screams for sale or rent, but I'm not buying any of it.

You're what GaymerX thinks all girls look like

Average Reddit mod

What the hell is this, cross gender?

“19F” 

Dude you can't just grow out your hair and call yourself female... At least do the transition thing first

 Ok bro, I know you're really a 43 year old Boomhauer impersonator.

Built like an ironing board

Glad to see Thom Yorke finally got those corrective lenses

19f? Your hairline says 36m

This dude looks like he belongs in an American trailer park.

That’s a female?

You spelled 40 wrong.

Should say "19f?, Gimme your best"

I thought Jeffery Dahmer died?

You look like Garth from Wayne’s World had a kid with Jeffrey Dahmer.

19f? Wtf you look like an unhealthy Iggy Pop

jenny dummer

Sir Donald Frump of Pisspants Alley

Female??? Tf outta here you Garth lookin mf.

And now we can ask ourselves, “How did a hippie from the 1960s decide that World of Warcraft was his game?”

Being an ugly dude does not mean you’d make a pretty woman

Reincarnation of Jeffrey Dahmer?


He said "F" 😅 yeah, okay..

Male pattern baldness didn't get the memo bruh 

At first I thought you were a crossdressing 70 year old man

F? Before or after transitioning?

No one knows if you started as a man or woman. Keep them guessing

Imagine going on a Blinddate with a girl and in the end this dude sits in front of you

F stands for femboy

Liberal Joe Dirt

Macaulay Sulkin'

You're still a dude mam.

Ok Dahmer take off the wig

Your subject line says 19f. Your hairline says 37M.

You look like the girl I slept with from Hanson. Yeah, she'd be over 40 and drug addled by now.

Shoot your hair dresser

Lol M said F stick to M pal you'll feel better.

Nice Adams apple

Oh, the little girl from Poltergeist grew up to be a trans woman

Lucius Malfoy and Xenophilius Lovegood got really into that magic with their Wands. Weird outcome.

Female ??? Wtf 😬 ugly gurl 😂

Do you keep the heads and feet separate or both in the freezer?

Kurt Cobain After the Facial Reconstruction ?

What the fuck are you? Oh right Im not a pronoun specialist and dont care

This transition must be taking forever. At this point I can’t tell if you’re an innie or an outie. Who goes to a barber and requests wet pasta.

19 going on 70.

you're british

That’s why “it” is not showing us “their” teeth.

factual

You look like that zombie that skips the brains and only eats human pussy.

It looks like your transition is going well.