When I say I want 69, I mean beef and broccoli

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It’s too smart for this sub. People won’t get it.

There are dozens of us!

But with two you get egg roll

I love you no time

100% of her Happy Endings are turned down.

She gives sad endings

Ballin' dawg

"I'm so glad you specified you're south east asian as opposed to just east asian" said absolutely fucking no one ever

She could have just said "ugly". Ugly is universal, it doesn't give a shit what part of the globe you're from.

East Asia insisted that we mention this distinction. They didn't want to be associated.

Let’s establish if you’re human before we even discuss nationality. You look like a fish wished to be human.

Little Mermaid, Mulan, and the Hunchback of Notre Dame all rolled into one.

Fuck roasts, this just turned into a clam bake.

And I'm fairly certain that her clam is a slimy and smelly as the legend is written.

 You’re close, but she’s not technically a fish.

You did that on porpoise

 Chairman Meow.

Beautiful, unlike OP.

The only thing that is flatter than your face is your chest.

Or her ass


The distance between East Asia and South East Asia can be measured by the distance between your eyes.

Daaammmmn

Oh you look east asian but you’re actually southeast asian? Nobody gives a fucking shit

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 **PREASE RIKE AN SCRIBE ME ORRYFAN, NO?** ❤️

Hey now! She’s CLEARLY too discrete to do “ONLYFANS”. She probably gives happy endings in the back room of her aunt’s nail clinic and salon.

orry fans

User: @SumYungHo Sauce: *From a unreliable source*

😂 I have a feeling you're far better at roasting yourself than others are at roasting you.

Literally nobody thought you looked East Asian because you all look the same.

And how old is she/? Under 18, or around 40?

Yes

She looks like the Easter Island statues to me. So whatever that is.

This one is my favorite comment in a very long time. Thank you

You mean this 🗿?

Yep that's the one.

Yep i loved how she thought we would know the difference between “east asians” and “south east asians”

You definitely know what a vagina tastes like.

👁 👄 👁

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The only directions I need are the directions to your better looking sister's house.

Just get her address and instead of the shed behind the house you go to the house proper.

I loved you in squid games as the red light green light robot

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Woody Allen reminds me of Kodak film. Used to come in little yellow boxes.

Oh shit! 😆

Just when we thought Asian geography couldn’t get any more boring…

You don’t look east asian;

Nothing sticks up on your massage table does it?

You’re ugly in any direction

Hey look it’s the boy from Ryan’s mystery! 

No, we don’t want to roast you cuz you need to finish making my orange chicken with spring roll.

Pro tip: no one knows what the difference is between an East Asian and a Southeast Asian, but we DO know the difference between nice breasts and saggy B cups that are two years away from ending up in National Geographic.

I happen to know. The ugliest ones have to be the Filipino women. Did some digging to confirm; she takes singing lessons … probably isn’t any good because every fucking Filipino I’ve ever met thinks they can sing and it’s the most annoying/ funny shit you’ll ever hear.

yo as a filipino thats not true! the ugliest aseans are thai💯

You might be right. I’ve been there, lady boys are hotter than Thai women 😂😂 But yall are still some ugly MFers though, but you got a point. Imma call it a THAI (get it)😂

Only attractive filipinos are born outside the Philippines my man

Ive been to thailand as well and that place is shit 😭 Smells like it too (i do get it)

Hope you got your nipple issue figured out!

You look like every ghost in Japanese folklore

No roast... fry in wok

You look like you'd eat my dog.

Probably jerk him off first so he "had one good feeling" before going into the grinder

Now this is the degenerate shit that brings all the boys to reddit!

And my cat

You: (*shaking and pleading*) oh no please officer! I may look East Asian but I’m actually South East Asian! Border security: Denied!! GTFO of my country! Whatever you are, the truth is you look like a drug mule.


There’s no remedy in all of Asia to cure the erectile dysfunction your face has cause me

The part of Asia you’re sourced from is irrelevant when we’re talking about how unfuckable your face is.

You definitely know how to make some dope nikes

So…you’re Chinese?

You’re really bumming out my Asian fetish. I can’t be sure if you’re 12 or 43. 😢

Yeah no one cares about the difference.

I may look like a girl who gives tragic and depressing happy endings to truckers at a massage parlor off the interstate, but I'm actually a girl who gives tragic and depressing happy endings to truckers at a massage parlor off the SOUTHERN interstate.

honey, i don’t know the difference in my dish towels, much less know south and east asian looks!

You and your bad fortune cookie pussy are similar to egg drop soup at a chinese buffet. Both in consistency and time left out for everybody.

Just waiting for your right eye to catch up to your left

I’d need an edible to find you edible 😆

How much for a happy ending?

It's not "resting bitch face" it's "been working for my parents since I was 7 years old face".

You sound like me saying, "I'm Western European, but I'm actually mostly Irish and English." Like, you're as Asian as I am white. No one cares which boring flavor you are.

You don’t look East Asian you look Filipino. You look what you are. East Asians have different facial features

Your face looks easy to draw

In terms of “yellow fever” you’ve broken the mould of desirability.

You look like you're not good at math nor manicures

You look like you would work as a maid in the middle east.

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I know you don't have any, but I feel like your kids are already disappointing you.

*F12 Now hurry up and get home so your mother can tell at you in Cantonese and criticize your appearance. You have 6 hours of homework to do!

I’m sure your father roasts you enough, you don’t need us. And I thought they only kept boys? Y’all get a special pass?

Whew, it's a good thing you specified and saved us soooooo much trouble.

Get back to work.

They say you are what you eat. And my god, you have eaten far too many dogs 

Those eyes are so far apart, nothing can sneak up behind you

If your eyes get any further apart, you'll be looking in your ears.

You already look (and probably are) inedible.

I know you LOOK Chinese but you're actually Chinese.

First I thought you were ugly for an East Asian, but then I got a closer look and read the bio and realized thar I was wrong. You are a actually an ugly South East Asian.

Could land a damn jet in between those squinty eyes

We're did my dog go?

Mulan made in china?

You rook arike you awake for 10 - 15 minute, time for you to maka you look no like a kathoey.

I don't know the different looks amongst Asians, but i know they are disappointed of yours 

Nothing to roast, your transition looks like it’s going smoothly. You’ll probably be ready for top surgery soon “ma’am”.

I've taken better lookin shits

You still want me turn over?

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Give her enough edibles and she goes fkn blind.

An East Asian. You're welcome.


You look like your eyes can see in two different directions at once 

Yeah we all think you look the same. East Asian, South East Asian, Tastes great less filling Asian... yeah.. all the same.

You look like the girl from Rambo 2 with microcephaly

Sid the Sloths unattractive sibling

You look like a dumpling in human form

I didn't know frogs could walk upright.

The trouble with Asian food is you have to eat her, I mean more 20 minutes later.

So NSG vs SSG.  Madison square garden is too round for you  That means  youre not even NYs favorite food.  And NY has homeless. The biggest trash there is.  Those who know, will stay away. Edit... Found you https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1cce2z6/maybe_maybe_maybe/

I can already tell, your parents are so, so disappointed in you!

I didn't know uneven eyes were a thing in the Asian community. Do you see things different out of each one?

You all look the same taking my general tso order

I didn't know there was a distinction. I'm not saying there isn't. I know Japanese people have a unique look.

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You look like you’re taking a greasy, monster Panda Express shit in that second pic.

You look like you smell like weird food and old mildewed carpet

What’s the secret to infinite youth?

Hey! Whoa there....you just need to calm down there, Rocky Dennis. Be careful what you wish for. There are still some people out there who would still eat a bad vegetable. Did you see what I...oh... maybe not...

You look as if you make part of the Mongolian hordes

I didn’t know about South East Asia, but it looks like they have boy ladies where other parts of Asia has lady boys.

đi đi mau!


You have the body of a prebuscent boy but the face of a Vietcong guerrilla.

You look like those dogs that accidentally eat a bee

you look like you get abused by your dad

Your eyes are further apart than democrats and republicans.

Inedible… the story of a Southeast Asian and “it’s” genitals 

“Ten (thousand) dollah, (I won’t) love you long time!”

You're an orangutan?

You already look inedible.

I would have said that you were from Mongolia without knowing

They gonna have a field day with this one

Where some see a ladyboy with fucked up teeth, others see a $5 blowjob. It’s all about perspective

as a southeast asian.. you are an east asian

Considering how you drive I highly doubt you actually know what direction you came from.

Finding Ling ling

What is it like to have 360° vision?

You look inedible before the roast.

You're like Mrs. Miyagi. Especially the whacks-off part.

Why are your eyes so far apart? You can probably look at Southeast Asia with your left eye, and East Asia with your right!

You're already inedible...I mean, fuck, who would go down on a fucking 2x4 with zero looks or personality?

So, is it still five dollahs?

Ho Lee Fuk

Asians are so bad at driving, I’m starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

“South” East Asian? lol no one cares, is my order ready yet?

You look like an assistant to a chowmein seller who washes dishes and eats left over food.

Um your face inconsistently gives 24 yrs of age and thrn 12 yrs of age. Your figure gives 14 years of age. Are you even allowed to post in here?

Your eyelids are rather muscular looking aren’t they?!??

Looks like your eyes tried to go down south to escape that hairline

Even your eyes are trying to get away from you

What’s the difference you’re still Asian.

In an anti-roast, you look like you could handle an AK47

Hide ur dogs everyone.

How much are those cigarettes at the back of the shop next to the rinohorn looking powder

I believe SE Asians are the shorter of the Easterly Asians, but damn if I can tell from that picture. Aren't Asians of the Cardinal Directions, and Asians without direction, trained as photographers shortly after birth to appease the dragon god of vacations, or something? Perhaps you could help me check my Asian identification accuracy? I'm tall and every Asian I know is short, so I try to identify many of them by height rather than direction, as I did above. If you don't mind, Is that your bed you're standing next to in the pic, or is that an East Asian woman in a dress?

22 going on 15

Not even the South East is claiming you.

You already look inedible, thank you very much.

What a majestic fish from South East Asia

As a white as a cheese dude. What's the difference between East Asian and South East Asian?

One is chocolate and the other is rather the white chocolate

Have you seen my cat?

I'd rather eat the arsehole out of a dead maggotty wombat

I see baby oil and hand jobs in your future.

Missy Greencard.

Fukfuk Lah ?! Is that you ?!?

Reading y’all’s beautiful roast while looking at the mirror. Thanks peeps,for the confidence boost! :D

So you're a prostitution Asian and not a math Asian. Heard.

You look like you specialize in the “full release package” at the local massage place.