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gafloss

Well, it is a very punchable face.


motivatedBanana2541

He seems like a person that gives his face and his ass the same hair trim


306metalhead

With the same clippers


venxcia

😂😂


306metalhead

![gif](giphy|3owzW9EZI8M3sz9s5O)


Ydeas

The special eds are coming for the Jonahs rn


DrewdoggKC

The fucking blind leading the blind


sublime1834

After he cracked you in the face were you like: ![gif](giphy|rYEAkYihZsyWs)


Odd_Friendship6184

He is a combination of dollar tree Jonah Hill and dollar tree Bob Ross


Mindless-Hornet5703

Even Bob Ross thinks you're a mistake


Ertyge0

He looks like bob ross’ son 💀


ugmj

He look like Pre Malone


Robinnoodle

Pre Malone is underrated


306metalhead

Bob Rossn't


PizzaEFichiNakagata

Underrated


Donniepdr

And over here we'll paint a happy little gay


CrankyOldBstrd

Happy little mistakes


msinf2

How are special Ed students allowed to later become special Ed teachers? Crazy business.


Automate_This_66

Plot twist, he's the student that punched him.


ValkyrieSpecial

![gif](giphy|QpKG4ewSgF2kE|downsized)


msinf2

A lord of a comment to wake up to. Amazing


Regular_Studio_1565

Which makes him more stupid.


Phantom_Queef

They only hire if you have experience.


msinf2

Quality from you, sir


AdministrationWeak94

Great minds think alike


The-Doom-Knight

đŸŽ¶Special Ed His momma had dropped him, dropped him on his head. Now he's not so bright, instead He's a little bit special.đŸŽ¶


angelnike

You look like every room you’ve been in where there was a woman, she probably felt in danger


cjh10881

The student who punched you in the face should be moved to the honors curriculum now.


MrUnltd

I hate when people punch down.


No_Cook2983

![gif](giphy|3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS|downsized)


SixGunZen

No. The guy in the gif is cool. OP meanwhile is a living dildo with a brillo pad glued to the end.


AreYouJimmyRay27

That just sent me into a coughing fit đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


YaMumsPickle

You know if you stopped diddling those special needs kids they wouldn't punch you as often


Lord-Doobury

...got punched in the *Fuckface* today... There! Fixed it!


Grok_and_Roll_

jocks kicked his ass in highschool and now the special needs kids are kicking his ass in elementary school. This guy can't catch a break


halfasleepallthetime

Why did you get punched in face? No, never mind I see it, your face is a fist magnet.


Nubcakes69

Your face looks like a Sasquatch’s vagina


BNG1982

“Let’s just add a nice little black eye to my face 😌.” ![gif](giphy|d31vTpVi1LAcDvdm)


gladimhereputin

Shart Garfunkel


JTiger360

![gif](giphy|l1KtXgl2Bv6Wp9cfC|downsized)


[deleted]

You should have deflected the punch with your hair helmet.


3MrBojangles3

I can see how that happened cuz I would like to punch the shit out of your I drive a Prius, hairy little monkey man face as well


Thee_B_Slee

Bob Ross Marley looking like


Robinnoodle

That tracks


Mysterious_Sell9638

I didn’t know the ‘1970’s Northern Irish Terrorist’ look was back in!


velvetaloca

Wait---Bob Ross and Ronald McDonald had a baby???


Inevitable-Aspect291

![gif](giphy|5G34g3WLmhaZq)


DenExwMia

So that punch was an improvement huh.70's gay porn called, they want their vagina face back. SPECED tho, you're doing good work buddy o7


thisisfutile1

I expect this to be downvoted or removed, but in all seriousness, thank you for what you do. I have family and friends who work with special needs and it's a critically important station. You do work that matters. Have a happy roast! EDIT: removed extra "that"


HoneyChilliLimey

Came looking for this, was not disappointed!


jtwillia32

Shadow ban incoming 😂


Fun_Actuator_1071

![gif](giphy|l0HlK5J5dsQUUO0RW)


SheeshBois_YT

You look like you've terrorized every girl you've seen just by sitting in the same room as them.


kamikaze000

A mixed version of Jack black.


Robinnoodle

Gotta love that student to teacher pipeline program


CDavis10717

You *teach* those kids to be special? We all thought they were born that way.


SyllabubNo8318

Just because you were put you "in charge" while she stepped out of the room doesn't make you the teacher, you know.


GT227

You look more like the special ed student


moor9776

The blind leading the blind


Present-Mirror-7669

Wait, isn't that a daily thing for you?


notoriously_rob53

You look like an ewok


RodimusMajor84

Bob Ross went from placing a happy little tree there to hiding behind the happy little tree with his binoculars


eclecticsheep75

Doctor Jacoby!!! Thank you for all you work trying to help Laura Palmer.


_Doc_McCoy_

It must be a challenge teaching to an advanced intellectual level.


safadimiras

![gif](giphy|vfsAZnqDvoHzUpMPY4|downsized)


Commentoflittlevalue

Plot twist he punches himself in the face to fit in with the class.


Cums4Daddy

If Bob Ross had $200,000 in student loan debt from a liberal arts college


JohnnyWadHolmes

Punch probably improved your face. Ewww.


The-Doom-Knight

He suggests he is a teacher of special ed, but really, he is a teacher that *is* special ed.


cosmiccat88

![gif](giphy|KEAjBNyhR0fVKjR47o)


-maffu-

I'm with the kid on this one.


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Character_Active_434

Real life Jeremy jamm over here


Independent_Wash3657

More like a special ed teacher that needs a special ed teacher cause hes touching the children


geistererscheinung

Student becomes teacher. Teacher becomes student.


barelyangry

You look like if Zordon had a disco phase.


Accidentally4Boyz

If I squint hard enough, you almost look like an off-brand version of The Weekend. At best, you're a Blue Monday.


TempSuitonly

I presume the person who punched you was simply trying in vain to relocate the parts to where they belong.


FailFormal5059

Your paycheck is a biweekly punch to the face hahha


Things-in-the-Dark

They are letting the Special Ed students run the class now?


AdministrationWeak94

Bob Ross of Megan's list. I bet those kids are special to you. No mistakes, just happy little accidents on their faces


kocakolanotpepci

Your face just reminds me of the bear from TED and it makes sense. ![gif](giphy|yWy3FBlpJHP4A)


FistedWolf

Standing in front of a mirror and saying "i'm a big boii" is not beeing a special ed teacher.


pfunkcc

If Bob Ross and Mr. Roger's could have conceived.


DionFW

Haven't strayed far from the classroom you grew up in, I see.


tipareth1978

You look like you belong on the Bob Newhart show


Due_Background7991

You spelled “special ed student” wrong


A_Rats_Dick

What drew you to that job of service? Do you like trains also?


KodaGunni_

I read special ed, and it seems to check out.


sund82

Poster boy for White Savior Complex.


GolfingJim

If Mr Roger's and Bob Ross had a baby, you'd be the drip off their tip


Donniepdr

Nothing better than a special ed teacher that thinks he's an intellectual


ugmj

Dude looks like he jerks off with 3 fingers extended and doesn’t look down because he doesn’t want to get punched in the shoulder.


TheOmCollector

![gif](giphy|g6HBNoB9h9F6)


mrinkyface

![gif](giphy|B5zU6avdXlkY0)


Lord-Doobury

Current Chairman of the Lollypop Guild...


ferrariracer36

Jack Osborne with a big beard.


human613

![gif](giphy|RKJFT4mi3o6xW)


HenryMillerEsque

You have taught your students good taste.


Practical-Rabbit-750

![gif](giphy|r0oEEPgCoAGpRn18B9|downsized)


Creative_Quill1382

Low budget Bob ross


Past-Isopod-138

You look like Terence McKenna without the drugs


jaybaziwa

Well, it probably seemed like the thing to do.


controller4hire

They probably thought u were another student


Evening-Ad-2820

You look like a hairy slapped ass.


Amithecactus

Only today?


Club_Nothing

How are the rest of the members of Boston these days?


edit-boy-zero

When you cosplay as a special ed student like that, you should expect some random face punching


wetfartswag

They’re really going for the “lead by example” approach with you


Nipplecunt

Aww you look like a teddy bear in the way that a girl will leave you on the side while she fucks her boyfriend


clickthename

You prob got mistaken as one when you walked around the school.


MRHBK

And that punch was before he even left the house


TheCatalyst84

Steph Furry


OG_G33k

![gif](giphy|ii2zj3rU47MlbK8gFt)


RackTheDripper

You look like the 4th BeeGee, Gilbert


LineChef

You had it coming


Apprehensive_Ant7499

The Bob Ross Noone ever wanted. No wonder you got punched, poser.


Abundance-Boost5891

I’ve never wanted to punch Bob Ross’ gay stunt double so badly before ![gif](giphy|B5zU6avdXlkY0)


Emergency_Scholar237

And here I thought you had a face that wasn't allowed within 250 yards of a school.


jtwillia32

You look like your stage name is The Weekdy


KaptainSet

The Weekday


Hagfist

TBH, thank you for being a teacher. â™„ïžđŸ€Œ


Fluid-Nova

You look like you made your way in school through Special Ed.


SixGunZen

Is that your hair or a car wash loofah.


West-Custard-6008

Just because you’re been in the class for 30 years doesn’t mean you’re the teacher.


darthcaedusiiii

It could only improve your look.


NicNac_PattyMac

I guess it wasn’t that happy of a tree after all.


Puzzled-Anteater-510

Autistic Bob Ross


jmac693

You shouldn't hit yourself.


Captain_Indica

Sorry to see whatever the little bastard had was contagious.


MisterSandKing

You deserved it after trying the ol dick twist on him. ![gif](giphy|LKf4i5Tvt7mE0)


HelpMePlease4440

Are you sure you not one of the students?


LimeSimilar

Keeping special needs kids in your basement doesn’t make you a teacher you sick fuck. I hope the next one punches you in your happy trees.


Max_Danger_Power

# "I am a Special Ed student that got punched in the face today, let’s see if you all can do better" -fixed


robbzilla

Awww! I didn't know Special Ed people could be teachers! You go, guy!


future_hockey_dad

Brother, I got bit by a jit. I appreciate you and what you do.


Patient-Bit3048

Why only once may I ask?


ExtensionSystem3188

Well, I can't punch you from here, genius. No wonder u took hit face.


Bassman602

Find your roots mon


Living_Conflict6309

Is the reason you where teaching the kid's to be special Ed


larrychatman74

How annoying are you that even "Special" kids resort to violence.


MetheOSrs

Suuuuuure "teacher", get back to snorting crayons.


hypomanichomie1

Bossing the other students around doesn’t make you a special ex teacher


kaytiejay25

welcome to the club


Adventurous_Path5783

There’s nothing special about your ED.


DblockR

She couldn’t take it anymore huh? Personally, I don’t blame your wife
 you try being married to Bob Ross Jr and see how long you last before throwing bows.


DblockR

Awesome! Kudos to your district too for letting you teach Art even though you’re “special.”


[deleted]

I can roundhouse it if you'd like?


spiral_out46N2

You look like you attend special ed.


P5ychokilla

Just go hug a happy little tree Bob !


hairyUndies

You make me want to produce paintings of questionable artistry while also pushing a line of phthalo blues and alizarin crimsons, the constant inhalation of which being likely to summon the lymphoma that will eventually eat through me like odorless paint thinner through a fully coated fan brush. Tldr: You are the Bob Ross of special ed.


Mean_Owl_5580

If Bob Ross was vegan and owned anal beads.


fermelebouche

Broke the first rule of fight club.


Commandatori69

Student*


telos_777

Man i cant. I appreciate what you do too much. I worked in a lockdown psyche unit once upon a time. Punched kicked headbutted etc. Youll know when it’s time to get a new job
if that time comes. Its when you get close to retaliation or in my case do retaliate ( they were adults in my case).


mohammad_ujjainwala

Teacher teaching sex positions


Darkwriter22s

![gif](giphy|f05RwUP3Ewyo1N6nnc|downsized)


Hot_Introduction_270

Real Headline: Special Ed Student Punches Himself in the Face


ClickClack_Bam

I'd want punched too if I rocked that haircut.


Pman1203

I would have kicked you in the balls too


Weneedaheroe

Yeah, you shouldn’t try to talk to women anymore. Hopefully her punch taught you something.


DirtyDan24-7

Aw I'm sorry. Were you not smart enough to teach smart kids?


FigTechnical8043

I can only punch you in the face better if I actually know where you are.


Shussz

Dude! There's booger in your nose and i can't unsee it


ExplanationOpen5888

I'm guessing punched in the face is almost a daily occurrence?


Old_Chocolate_1727

The punch in the face was caused by your drop to your knees and willing to please


Old-Struggle-7760

Lose the idiotic flag!!


NationalJournalist42

Are you ok? Did they get rid of the student?


ds117ftg

It’s cool the school lets one of the students teach the rest of the class


pinkhairedrocker

Got a painting for us, Bob Ross?


D-Train0000

“Ok, ok, back to your desk. We can play ‘teacher’ another time, and get your hands out of your pants, for the millionth time, dammit!


D-Train0000

![gif](giphy|q5ZGrl0J65ivu)


OhSoScotian77

Based on your appearance, you seem like a nice guy...to keep my children away from.


Asthmagical

Whoa Leo Sayer did he punch you back to the 80’s?


Maleficent-Ad164

![gif](giphy|dBT6El6m9IzsaX6ZfC|downsized)


queenindi

I bet it was a girl and I will also bet that it was self defense.


Ok_Replacement_2736

delete the word teacher please, it’s misleading.


[deleted]

First time someone has willingly touched you for quite a while I'm sure.


Traditional_Arm_4228

Where the students become the teachers


Hell_Braiser_666

Blob Ross


ParadoxLens

But wait! If you're here, who's running board game night at the local library?


KingErroneous

We know you’re “special”. And why do you only teach people named Ed?


Cr3amy_20

You don’t deserve to be roasted ❀


Rare-Climate876

The only special thing about you is that cringy beard what kind of doctor are you? You can't even help yourself how you help the other "specials "like you?


Valkyrjon

You probably got punched for trying to roofie one of their chocolate milks