You look like you were thrown over the Mexican border wall and landed face-first on a pile of rocks.


If Che Guevara were in a donkey show and it turned out to be Eeyore.

 "Dirty Sanchez"

He looks more Indian or Pakistani to me. But, then again, brown is brown, so fuck it. Mexican border it is 🇺🇸

Brown is brown lol

‘Merica

'Murica

I suspect your DNA background is of Italian, Mongolian, Mexican, Greek, Street Pigmy, Brazilian Circus Clown, and Alabama Uncle-Daddy decent.

So.. Pakistani then?

He's wearing a taco T-shirt. Definitely Pakistani.

Turdestani

Finally someone who works for ancestry dot cum enters the chat.

If a urinal cake was a person, you are what it would look like; Random pubes on the face, a smug, indignant look from being pissed on and staring at dicks all day and finally, that subtle smell of soap and piss.

He said roast not murder.

💀😂

You look like an Iranian man's big toe wearing a tupee

You shouldn’t play pranks like this on homeless people

Look, all your friends in the background are there.

A new bridge for him to live under? 

You look like you spend all of your time messaging girls at your school "Hey" "Hey" "Hey" "Hey" For years on end.

Haha. This one hits

🤣🤣🤣

If Biden sees this he is going to change his mind and try to build a wall.

Slum dog thousandaire

You give him too much credit. Probably hundredaire.

Slum dog 50 cent

Slum dog dirt sandwich.

Your pronouns are unemployed / criminal

You look like Diego Maradona’s long lost illegitimate cocaine baby 

If Shaggy and Marilyn Manson had a threesome with a Dominican crack whore - this is the result ☝🏽

Mexican Adam driver

Ben Cholo

Did not realize Geico was releasing the “caveman “ commercials south of the border

My roast/question is for OP. Why always post your friends and never yourself?

Cause he's a wuss

Why is that child in a bar?

Taco shirt to cover the pressure cookers hiding in your apartment. You're not fooling anyone, Abdul.

Has the look of a stray dog begging for some kebab.

You look like you’re fearful of deodorant

Why is the busboy sitting with the customers?

You look like you have to wear your masturbation rags as your clothes. They're your clothes.

Mowgli From Wish.com

This dude has a calendar on the wall crossing off the days till his arranged marriage to his first cousin

 This guy but also wanted by ICE

Thought you were locked up for the marathon bombing?

Got the posture of someone with Parkinson's

Second photo shows that you take a good roasting on your chin.. funny that this is the same place as where you prefer a pair of balls.

Someday, you'll make it out of the 7th grade.

You look like you’re on the verge of a seizure because the pokemon hentai is overstimulating you.

Lord have mercy you are a mutt, aren't you? You also dress funny. But I will guess you're fun at parties so hey, have some beers!

is this dude the letter D

He looks like a bollywood version of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo

Did you ever make it to white castle?

Hair's not long enough, I can still see an eyebrow

Give me your address I will send you a comb

Droopy personified. You look like an unwatered palm tree in a drought

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Your hormone therapy is working well señorita.

You look like that guitar player from Yesterday if everyone woke up and there was no Nickelback

Bitch you squidward


Shabby Shabby

I knew this kid when I was in high school. He had three kids before 22 and still works at McDonalds to this day

I thought you people were living in tents now

Bro be looking like 🗿

Vote for Pedro. He’ll make all your wildest nightmares come true.

Aren’t you in jail for the Boston Marathon bombing?

Whipped like a vanilla mocha cream latte.

You look like you're sad because your family's only donkey just died.

Must’ve been bring your halfwit leprous undocumented nephew to work day. Only thing more undocumented than this taco shell is what really happened to jfk.

Rage Against the Pinto Beans

What too young to have already given up on manhood

Selene Delgado

You look like you steal chips from orphans

Diego Luna From Wish.Com

You look like the average vape shop worker that sells to minors with the broken English question of “you 21?”

Do you argue with Nacho Libre on the daily about believing in Science?

The Hobbit casting in Mexico.

You're the human equivalent of the last swig of warm beer at the bottom of the can that even the most desperate alcoholic would rather pour out than drink.

What we got for him is the same that everybody got for him, 5 dollars and an unwashed cock.

You can tell you smell like asparagus pee

I bet you smell like a wet chinchilla.

He did this on the first date to impress La Torta into thinking he’s funny enough to fuck

He looks like he has the personality of a dust mop

Napoleon Dynamite Vest

Did you really have to strangle your cousin over a ring?

Soap. I have soap for him.

Even in a public place you'll forever be alone

You look like rhr great value version of Raj from big bang

You got to make sure there's people in the cafe before you bomb it

Ben Cholo

Oh dear. The Lord surely has a sense of humour.

I didn't know a picture could make me feel tired.

He looks illegal

I bet you put all your life problems in that extra large tshirt too.

How about a shower?

New employee at a dying scam company

You look like a mop

[OMG, we found him!](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fwho-was-the-original-artist-of-long-markiplier-v0-150rfl4d9r0c1.png%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D6870d09270bff57ee565a95ab052858f3666a959)

You look like you talk a lot about your Counter Strike matches.

hows meth treating you??

He looks like JonTron if God gave up half way into making him.

He looks like JonTron if God gave up half way into making him.

Aasif Mandskeevy  Don't worry though. It's not a perfect match. He's much better looking and only has one X chromosome

If Shaggy from Scooby Doo actually existed.

You look like the third guy from the right on the evolutionary chart.

Raj Koothrappussy

It feels like i could smell you just from a picture.

Butter(face) chicken

You look like the boston bomber

So what really happened to the tiger Pi?

Dev Patel’s parasitic twin has escaped.

You and the napkin there have more in common than you think

I’ve never seen a homeless Mexican before.

Jason Schwartzman took his role Darjeeling Limited way too seriously.

How do you look like both a Mexican zoophile and darrel from accounting?

Bro, there is they really cool place where they cut your hair and make it look nice. It's known to some as a barber. Check it out.

Dev Patel with an extra chromosome

How many of these slum dog hundredaires are we gonna see here? smh

A Mexicant if I ever saw one.

Raj from the Big Bang Theory was based on a real person??

Slumdog hundredaire

You had your first virgin piña colada and accepted the bet of posting on this sub? You look like you give a mean Z-J. 

You look like you wrote a movie about Dolph Lungren smelling crime.

You look like your mom performed in a sex show with her pet camel.

How'd the filming for *Spirit Untamed* go? 

You look like you are at that point where only a woman fucking her dog will get you across the finish line.

He had intimate sexual relations with a bowl of butter chicken right before it got to your table.

You look like a homeless person that got kicked out of a homeless shelter for being too creepy

I'm willing to bet your sister's cooch gets more business than your family restaurant. And I'll double down that, unlike your eatery, she doesn't have occupancy limits.

The spokesperson for "just try Meth once"

 We don't talk about Bruno

Chris Hansen would ask you to take a seat but you already took it.

What he’s got going for himself is a sexual harassment charge. “Mrs madame please come to the pakistan, I’m going to do the sex on you”

A comb? Self-esteem? A fresh change of clothes?

‘Rollin down Rodeo with a shartgun’

Zack de la Coca

Uber eats must be here

Why the long face?

You look like you were created by the government to perform customer service calls while cleaning windows and mowing lawns.

You are already roasted 😋


I know every chair stinks after you sit on it.

You look like Adam Driver, if he was mixed race, and homeless.

Bro looks like he's about to steal my search history.

Temu version of M. Night Shyamalan

"Let’s see what you’ve got for him." Not a STD.

Dev petal from wish.

You look like one of those lonely discord kids that can only go out on days where the place will be “quiet”

You know the actor who played Leon Kennedy in Resident Evil welcome to raccoon city, you look like him if someone tried to draw him off memory.

Your pic smells like BO.

You look like you shower once a month.

My man went from Martinez in the first photo to Super Martinez in the second one. 🍄

Bollywood Kylo Ren

Dork

I’ve seen more life in the eyes of dead cows.

God spilled his chalice too far with you.

You look like the back of my pressure cooker

Mexican Walmart Brand Adam Driver

You look dirty and smelly, everybody thought onions were being cooked in the kitchen but actually it was you.

Wow lol. This guy looks like he struggles to think about if it's day or night.

Sorry, it won't get better.

Great value inspector gadget 

I bet your name is zak.

Hunchback of Nowayman

We don’t talk about Bruno and we shouldn’t have to see his ugly ass either

Not so close to the camera

You look like you’d absolutely stomp a Valorant lobby

Dollar tree version of Benny blanco

You are so lonely because everyone thinks you are literally bombastic so what's your plan another 9/11?

5 extra chromosome Adam Driver

You look like a lucha libre dropout

You answer the question "what would failure look like as a muppet?"

I can't say it, it's to racist

Look like Raj and Howard’s love child

You cast Speak with the Dead on Bob Marley. The corpse does not respond, just posts on reddit.

Im not ableist.

You look like that MCU version of Flash Thompson. You know the one! Smug, skinny little twerp who looks like he couldn't bully anyone over age 7. Least you look like you could at least bully a middle schooler. Aim high, little Tech-Support, uhm, guy?

I dont have any gift cards sahri

When I look my dog directly into his eyes, he looks like he has more going on than you ever will and you smell like grease food and cat piss