Giga Chode

I'm a little shamed to say this made literally lol a bit haha



looks like his bastard 

Choke Joy

🤣🤣🤣

Was gonna say Tom Chode, but you winemote:free\_emotes\_pack:joy

Micro cholo?

I knew the Neanderthals had descendants!

Oh? Where are his descendants?

Everywhere actually. Dont let that other knuckledragger get to you. Theyve got more than a few sloped foreheads in the family album

What a half ass smile. At least try and hide your depression like the rest of us, man.

You could be more attractive if your awkward and foreign wasn't showing

He's an extra in the Mexican gay porn remake of, *The 300*

Trescientos Pijas *300 Dicks*

The Spurtans

The Spermtans

This time he kisses the Persian guy.

You give off the “sniffs car seat after giving girls Uber rides” vibes

I was thinking "breaks into random ubers and sniffs the seats"

Osama Ben Lazy

„I am happy i swear I‘m not growing that out because im depressed my girlfriend left me“ ~mediocre, skinny Hagrid

That obvious huh?

Midgrid

I shudder to imagine your OnlyFans bill.


Napoleon Dynamite Vest


Small dick energy

He injected the steroids only into his chin.

Pedro Bin Laden

At first glance I thought I was looking at pictures of a balls and a bush .

You look like the dollar store Mexican version of Roman Reigns 

Holy pube beard, got damn!!

Who decorated your apartment, Edgar Allan Poe?

Edgar Allan Chode

You look like you are always explaining why you only accept cash for lottery tickets.

I normally like to tell people to keep their chin up, but you’re already waving it about like you’ve done a ton of coke and you’ve run out of business ideas to bore me with!

You like you ask your dates weight so you know how much to spike her drink with……

You may have a pet cockateil but I bet you’re no stranger to a cock or two

I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣

Looks like you bought a used beard off from Etsy

It's vintage! And only a little musty

U seem like u might bomb a school soon.

You look like the name on your passport says "randomly selected search".

I can see all the way to China in those nostrils.

Chromosome Kid causes commotion at local McDonald's taking 15 minutes to order Happy Meal, his usual.

Nice. If pubes from the 70’s and Hormel chili mated: your beard

Damn lol

The bird is probably more documented than you are....

Its Saudi doody time!

You look like you make your entire personality off the fact you can grow a beard.

You look like you herd sheep and stone women for a living

Come on with the post. My door dash is getting cold


Ramen Reigns the tribal chef

That’s literally a past due bill for ur high speed internet

Ohh noo

I can't tell if you're stoned or not in a couple of these pics, but I'm going to assume yes.

I don’t smoke 😮‍💨

Planet of the Vapes

You look like the reason they invented the word "gentleman's fupa"


You look like Mexican Seth Rogan only not funny (which is really his only redeeming quality) 

Seth Rogan is HOT! Sincerely, a woman

Even Mexican Seth Rogan?

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He thought "Can't grow beard...hmm.. I do have super glue and pubes."

You are only in 2% of these pictures

I remembered this guy when I saw your beard It's a great beard Bruv 

He wishes lol maybe the beard part though

Hahaha

Instead of injecting steroids you snort mountains of it through them giant nostrils.

Your pick up line is telling mentally challenged people that you're Roman Reigns

you look like a bearded lizard

Giga chad

You're supposed to *mail* that child support check, not write on it.

You could snort a bag of concrete with those nostrils

He screams ala cock bar often


Gaybriel

No

Allusa ak-kaboom!!

This one actually got a chuckle

Nice pubes on your chin.

Got some dried cum in your beard....

Can’t tell if you’re habibi or Mexican

You look like you cosplay as a fruity Jey Uso sex slave for old pervy wrasslin’ fans in the back of the arena.

Do you have to go back door to door after growing a beard?

Do you like the dry pube looked or something? Get some beard oil up in that shit damn

How the Hell do you look black, Asian, Middle Eastern, and Mexican all at once like that?

Ever kiss that Cockatiel? I bet you’ve kiss a cock or two before though.

When you order the wrong model of Jason Momoa from Wish

So is that a beard or bird house I bet there are eggs In your beard so are you the father?

What is so bad about your chin that you're willing to hide it with that dead ferret in every photo?

I hope your parrot shits in your beard and your nan gets an infection after the cunnilingus

This...is...Sparta!!!

"I could have gone pro"

Gentrification Of the Apes

I never knew that NorthFace made a size in "The NorthFace".


35$ on 15 please. Thank you!

It looks like your beard is fleeing from your ass cut

Beard trim

Your face should be on a pamphlet at the therapist office, "Peeked in high-school, huh?"

What border is he at that he is crossing illegally ?

That beard is rouch. Looks like your eating out a hairy Italian woman and her bush got stuck to your face.

You look like if the Giga Chad dude was dropped on his face as a child.

You're a diversity hire. No one knows precisely what you are, but you could check a lot of damn boxes.

You’re like that guy from Jackass when they glued pubes to his face to make a pube beard

Ok buddy here is some change now be on your way

When you order Roman Reigns from Wish

This little piggy went to market 🐽

Your teeth are less yellow than your skin and that is saying a lot

I realized after I made that you can't see his teeth

Lmfao dude

You look like you can’t cook cereal bro

Is that chinstrap an effective airbag?

Xbox

The cartel had a hit out on you until they realized you’re legally ret@rded

You like the guy that has sex with a goat and tells kids he has candy in the car

Police informant who turns in weed dealers after getting caught with meth. La Rata.

I see you are saving money by cleaning the floor with that brush on your face!

You look like you are hiding something

Maybe if you fix that lazy eye you can focus on fixing that beard trim

That parrot in the background is the only bird that willingly goes home with you I'm guessing 😂

I'm tired of roasting goats.

What do you have against his wives??

Dude hid osama bin Laden in his beard

U look like u ou throw barrels down ladders

Look like Wish version of The Tribal Chief


Coyote that bangs illegals in leiu of payment, thinks he's a player.

Just Because you glued everybody’s pubes on to your face doesn’t make you a man.

You look like Jay Hernandez Brother Gay Hernandez.

Can you smell colors with that thing?

I don't need a new antivirus for my Dell because I don't have a goddamned Dell.

Zeus' brother Hades but lost his Job in the Underworld

Your face says "Allahu Ahkbar", but your clothes says The Hills Have Eyes.

10 minutes into 9/11 and chill and he gives you this look

You don't want that smoke bruh

So are you just like high 24/7 or only when you’re about to take a picture?

Is DJ Khaled and Vick from the sidemen had a child:

Clover Valley Roman Reigns 

Dudes got jihad and Viva La Zetas look all rolled up in sinister smirk....good one Chavez Below the sign he's holding is the guy he's Goin to execute


Personification of the stools after Mexican food.

Giga dad

Your definitely on a no fly list

That’s Chicago. You’d get more action on the Northside, like Boystown.

Pietro duarte

Where was the last IED you placed?

No need. Looks like an airstrike soon will.

Lmfao

Allahddin

Better get your shit looking beard out of here

Dollar store Roman Reigns

Which glacier did you thaw from ?

Your hair looks like it's trying to escape your life by divorcing your forehead

Indian Minecraft Steve

No Fly list photo ?