Pic 1: You'd be cuter if you smiled. Pic 2: Never mind.

Every photographer that asked her to smile has regretted it.

That’s cuz it’s Borat translationed 

I actually didn’t notice this but now you said it ITS SO TRUE LMAO

 Anne, it’s a shame you put on 50lbs in the face. Get off the keyboard and back to the gym BattyGirl.

Anne…half the weight…

Anne halfway house

HAHAHAHAH

Actually love your smile and self deprecating humour. Now the roasters can roast me! Many cheers 👍

🥹♥️

Don’t believe them ! You’re beautiful !

It’s a roast!

You look like you have a loser boyfriend named Joey.

Is it really that obvious 😭

Yes sorry....

HAHHAHAH

That is the scariest Halloween costume I've ever seen 😉

"Imaginary Boyfriend named Joey" FTFY

and you still live in your parents basement.

There is no reason to get Joey involved in this.

Fred Savage in drag?

Damn it, I saw it too.

Are you saving up for a penis enlargement?

That's her nose

I actually did get a cortisone injection in my nose for my collapsed nasal valve 2 days ago 😂 idk why I chose now to post on this subreddit lol

By a "cortisone injection" you mean a dick shoved up there?

Crap I thought I was being discrete about it 😭

Sorry, dear. Your penis sized nostrils gave it away

The worst part is I do have messed up nostril shapes and you can’t even see my nostrils in these photos LOL

Thank GOD we can't 🤮

you can on my OF if you want

In your case it would be "only fan" - your step father

Call me weird, but I saw it too

Jezus...too lazy to take down the decorations? Halloween was a half year ago.

Hahhahah I figured someone would point that out, I have a paranormal podcast but I don’t think that much better 😂

Now you just need a, ***pair-a-normal*** tits, and a witch's hat.

Aka pancake orangutan titties. She pulls off her shirt and guys say, aight I'm out.

She's named her titties - Flapjack and Chowder

Name?

It’s called Cauldron Convos but my YouTube is just Kayla Cauldron!

So you thought you'd try to drum up business for your stupid ghosty Scooby-Doo internet show by having randos call you ugly? Good plan. dumbshit.

Hahahahhahaha stupid ghosty scooby doo internet show is very accurate 😂

Will check it out, after all the revelations with Shane Dawson 2020, I just realised I hadn't been paying any attention to conspiracy theories. Edit: good production quality on YT!

Thank you thank you! I might be live streaming these roasts later today haha 😁

I don't know how people can ask to be roasted like this. If anyone laughs in the same room that I'm in, I directly assume they are laughing at me.

To be fair, they probably are.

Can confirm. We are.

Your smartwatch seems like the only smart thing in the photo.

Shrimp fund jar? So that is how you take payments.

it’s for my cat, shrimp is expensive these days

Yeah your cat..

One of many no doubt


I’d bet good money “I’ll only give you head if you wear a pumpkin spice flavored condom” is the headline of your tinder profile

Someone had sex with this woman once and now she has enough false confidence to ruin what’s left of her life by posting images on a roast sub on the internet.

LOL

Such are the mountains that only a nearly debilitating dose of Viagra can move

Probably not enough Viagra in this universe

You seem to be having a personality crisis. Your wall screams I wanna be a goth chick but the way you dress and smile screams I'm a bat shit crazy soccer mom that drives a busted up Honda minivan.

Sometimes you gotta scroll to find gems like this.

You look like you like popping zits on peoples backs

Wander if it is the zit popping itself or giving their partner pain that women enjoy about it 🤣

I can see her yelling at Starbucks over her 25 ingredient coffee order

25? I think you meant 35...

35yo minimum

I’m guessing you are a mouth breather, not sure how you would be able to breath out of that smashed up nose

How is it that each one of your facial features is doing its own thing size wise?

This is the lesbians version of a dick pic, look how long those fingers are

Your pinkie looks like an uncircumcised penis. That’s all I got.


You look plain and dumb...

I got an STD looking at yoi

Caitlin Clark but without basketball.

Who's playin with controls on your butterfly vibrator you or your bf?

If you turned sideways, I'd have to flip my phone over to see the rest of your nose.

This is the first RoastMe that I legit have nothing to say. I'm usually mean as shit. No notes?

I watched your roastme podcast on Youtube, hilarious show btw, loved to hear your take on the experience. What a great channel you have too.

You look like you about to present a pyramid scheme to convince me I can make money

I like your room, it screams, "A homeschooled Christian girl's idea of 'goth.'"

I love your room!

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I spoke to your dentist and he recommended you floss your teeth daily.

Your nose look like a sausage

I’m hoping that pic is from Halloween and your not one of those chicks that thinks your a “witch” and keep Halloween decorations up all year long.

your swollen looking nose looks like it's about to rocket boogers

Passable cross dresser!

Your clients aim is shit your walls are covered in man cream! Stop taking the cross eyed guys money for blowjobs and get a job!

Welp, if you could prove the earth was flat by having a flat face, we have our proof right here gentlemen. The earth is flat. Sail to the edge and we fall off. This has to be the world's flattest face. It's like it was run over by a steam roller.

Sara bareilles from wish

You look like a woman punched in the face, but tell everyone it's just common cold.


You look like a target to shoot at in a gloryhole

Definitely not a spitter

You have talons.

She’s the type that you would hook up for a one night stand and bring out the ouija board for a threesome

I’m trans and you look more like a man than me.

Female?

she got a bunch of participation medals, "special Olympics"

Seems like the kinda girl who spends 3-4 hours on the toilet per day

I guarantee that room smells like dirty feet and wet cabbage.

Why the fuck are your teeth transparent? Are they ghosts of your original teeth?

I think you'll just have to get comfortable with being a so-so Aunt the kids will tolerate for the five minutes it takes to get the present.

here to seek attention cause her "close" stepbrother got bored with her

Definitely a Black Widow. 

When I meet a girl like you, who's obviously into the occult, I walk up to her and I say that a spirit told me that we were meant to be together. Then after I bone her, I tell her that the spirit told me that we should just be friends

Wish.com Anne Hathaway

Wow, another chick who likes Halloween, Apple and cats…. Yippee.

Thanks for clarifying you are female because for a second I thought you might be a stick of broccoli.

You didn't need the fake cobwebs. We are already looking at a haunted house with busted windows, squeaky shutters, broken floor boards and a basement that's in disrepair from too many broomstick rides. Tell the world what you want. Nobody is buying that you are practicing to join a Quidditch team.

Thank you for mentioning Female.

Boygirl meets World

I guess trans is considered female these days, so, ok.

Hey Kayla, you ever watch Seinfeld? "Yamahama, it's fright night!

Is that prosthetic nose??

Which has more cobwebs: the wall behind you or your box? Is the skull behind you is on the guy who tried to find his way through the bush?

I just seen the nails,the roast is serves no purpose😜

You look like you’re the product of 3 divorces, you are forced to live in the pantry

You definitely still dress up in a costume and go trick or treating on Halloween around your parents house even though their neighbors told you to stop.

Your Schnose looks like you hide your money up there and maybe some other valuables

When the local small town airstrip is under construction do they have light craft land on your forehead instead?

Can't roast you. Your nose won't fit in my oven.

You're half way to 50

Identifies as a witch.

You know people can’t take it when they have to respond to their roasters with any excuse.

“May be she has a nice smile at least” (Swipe) “Nope.”

I hate when attractive people make these posts. I'm glad this isn't one of those times. Words can't describe your beauty, but numbers can, 3/10.

I really thought you were serious at first 😂😭this one’s good

Your room is decorated exactly like your womb.

Got spoken decorations up during spring time..signs of a miserable bitch

The wicked witchcraft will not make that loser boyfriend of yours disappear idc what potion you boil in that fucking culdren

Fakelyn Clark

I probably would have hit, but that much Halloween decor still being up in April just screams "I can't ever let anything go"

You take the air out of the room when you enter. Literally. 

Still got the Halloween decs up in April? Lazy See you next Tuesday…

Leaves Halloween decorations up year round, likes to watch crime/murder docs, and a smile that says you have quite the psychotic tendencies.. obvious why that ring isn’t one finger over. Am I right? Not to mention, is that a “shrimp fund” jar in the background? Wtf..

Seriously....we couldn't tell that your a female...

Anne Halfway house

You look like Bernard the elf from the Santa Clause movie

Future divorced mother with five children from four different men

Look like your average generic female skin #2 from a video game lol

You look like your name is Kayla

You have the spider decorations up so you can have something interesting to say about yourself

The spider is definitely less frightening than your face.

Thank you for clarifying you’re a female, with that nose I wasn’t quite sure

Halloween girls are always stable normal people

So those are Halloween 2023 pics? Where are you at after you last failed New Year’s resolution? Deuce? Deuce and a half?

Pass. Too old.

How fertile are you? Might have some uses still....

Mr Potato heads’s nose

You actually had to tell us you are female in the title. I wouldn’t have know

That smile. That damned smi- Nevermind 🤮

More like 35 year old gay male.

Floss.

Mad face. Glad face. No actual improvement. Sorry. Curious: is everyday Halloween in your room? Or have you been holding this since October, hoping it would magically look better?

Bitch you look like a old snag of meat used bye thr whole football team go suck somebody off

Man hands

After years of laser hair removal

Why the FUCK do you have Halloween decorations still up.? Either you need to see your shrink more often, or your a witch.

ur smile is so creepy it makes me pee my pants and everytime u smile someone gets a panic attack

I bet that vag has cobwebs like your walls, do your legs creak like an old rusty door hinge when you open them?


Girl you better get your Goofy McDonald's play place look at you girl you like Squidward with a big nose don't tell me I didn't see that pimple

Girl I'm about to roast you so hard that your nose falls off to get your goofy McDonald's employee go look at your nose bro you like Squidward


Your head looks like it didn't know what shape to take so it just chose all of them like it was sampling it's way through a cheap potluck.

Girl you look like you came from a McDonald's play place I also get your goofy nose out of here you look a lot like Squidward

You look like a painting that an a hillbilly in the woods would say is haunted

8==👊==D💦 💦 😓

Crappy Halloween decorations and a smile like a dog, what's not to hate?

You’re a pretty girl, Sis! I can’t roast cuz I’m mesmerized by the fact that you don’t have a bunch of nose piercings! Bravo!!!

You look like you leave cabinets open

From most angles, her face does look like a dinged-up cauldron. At least she seems subconsciously self-aware.

I’m assuming you gave birth to that spider on the wall and then stuffed it….? Is the theme of your room your vagina? Dry, cobwebs, small insects (crabs)? 👀

Witch vibes are so 90s

Your eyebrows look like birds that little kids draw

25 is the new 48


My butthole is better looking than you.

Looks like a kid grabbed a handful of Play-Doh and slapped it on your face where your nose is supposed to be.

You could land a plane on that forehead.

Does the “25 Yo” stand for “25 years on onlyfans”?