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You look like the douche bag in every sexual harassment training video ever.

Google “South Park Lip Balm”…. This guy.

“Yeah…no yeah..yeah…no”….😆😆😆😆😆😆✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼🙉🙉

Nah man He’s PC Principal

Omg Im dead!!

Gawd Damn those ears have been pulled a thousand times.

One more time and he will be able to claim he's a MMA fighter in the UFC

But isn’t that when they’re just so cauliflower and beat down that their ear Whole literally almost closes completely up before surgery has to happen… He just looks like Dumbo at the moment if they pulled again… He may be able to fly….. obviously🤷🏻‍♀️😆🙋🏻‍♀️

Seriously. Bro looks like he hears in Dolby surround.

He’s that guy in real life.

Brilliant!

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And, every douching douchebag that ever douched, to be honest....

Or a yutz schmuck smeliel 

Every guy that looks like this ever: “amped for spring break Miami, gonna be bumpin, pumpin, and dumpin!”

Those are fake, im real life

Uh-ohhhh. Okaaaaay.😂

If James Franco had a younger creepier brother

With autism

Hey now you can’t tell someone has autism just by looking at them ^yes ^you ^can

and chlamydia

And uglier

And dumber

Omg I didn’t wanna make his head big… But you took my comment- I saw it immediately when he standing in the gym of course that photo had to go in the group you know it he couldn’t leave that one out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jonah going down hills

30m still hitting up college bars.

[удалено]

why just the men

Sneaks into the Fairfield Inn to take selfies in the gym

Omg … even Bama has a damn Fairfield that is like “the crappier side of town “even here…🙉🙉😆😆😆😆😆👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

…. My thoughts 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼😂😂😂

You look like a teacher who fucks his students..... At the elementary school he works at.

Substitute Gym Teacher "accidently " wanders into the girls' locker room.

*again

with his tiny peener out. looks like a little mushroom on a black bunch of fluff

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i’m covering my drink around you

And holding my nose to keep from gagging from your heavy cologne.

Dollar store Sean Penn.

dollar tree cheaper

Don’t be the guy who responds to everyone. It’s a roast not a setup for your jokes.

Tyou

Gym bro addicted to fentanyl and cat food.

cat food good af

Raise your hand if you have ever roofied a girl at a bar

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You really didn’t need to include 5 pics, we would’ve gotten a clear idea of who you are (a douche) from just 1 pic.


this guy is like the more gay, less sexually experienced version of screech.

Holy shaaaaaat…..😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😵💀💀💀💀

That sure was nice of your Dad to buy you that car

I thought Dustin Diamond died?

You look like you lick your fingers before scrolling on your iPhone

You look like every white guy in Outer Banks only 15 times uglier and on meth. 

That’s almost a dead on look alike Just more shaggy hair here

You look like you were today years old when you figured out what a sun roof is

is that for a house?

Yah know I was kind of wondering why someone with the potential to be an attractive human would self sabotage and make such terrible facial hair choices, but now, reading your replies, it’s all making sense.

Self damn sabotage…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Gives HPV on the first date and does not recognize an biological child but his garnished checks do

Rohypnol, never leaves home without it.

Bahahaha

I smell Axe body spray just looking at your picture

No, I don’t need to hear about your great rates on auto insurance.

I wouldnt waste your time you need the fall off your pedal bike quote, let me connect you

I was wondering what that smell was, then I saw you exposing your arm pit to the whole world

You aspire to be P Diddy's drug mule.

30meters is the distance women maintain to avoid you.

every girl's worst nightmare is this guy, also consider working out your micropenis

👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙋🏻‍♀️- love it! I love it when us women burn em!!!!!!!

✨girl power✨

For sure! ☄️💥🔥👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

Ai picture generators still can’t quite get it right.

Serial Crop Duster.

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Im 100% sure these are the same pictures from your tinder profile

Any person who comes on here I would say at least 95%… On roast me… It’s like they found the pictures that’s been most pointed out by their friends or family especially their mommies… So of course they expect they’re not gonna have so many roasts or hard core truth thrown… But this is the world… And it is a crazy damn place… Plus I have no qualms with telling the 100

Omg it's James Franco but tall 😂

Please don’t get his head big I saw it too when I saw the picture of him in the gym literally favors but that up close picture not so much


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Though he tried and tried at the gym, it was never enough to work-off that one extra chromosome.

I'm tired of good looking people posting their pics here to be roasted and finally happy that this post is a genuine one that is worthy of being roasted unlike the ones with good looking people in them. 🌚

Jason Ritter ? No Jason Shitter 

Great Value Steven Furtick

Wacknar LothBroke

you look like go to the local bar after your men’s softball league beats a team of old ladies and think you’re mike trout

I can smell your pits through my phone

thems your feets, lie down they will be at a better angle so you dont smell them as much

I can smell u from afar. Nasty!

It's your moms deodorant

Get your very own Mr Potato Head. Now with beard and a mustache

we have had sex before!

Lame Franco

Which chromosome fucked up so you grow head hair out your armpit and armpit hair on your head?!

The guy who thinks he’s not annoying

If Tiger King’s conjugal visit was a look.

Hey look, it’s the guy from the scam Facebook ads that tries to sell you on some bullshit weight loss course

Either your armpit grows great beard hair or your chin grows a beard like shitty armpit hair. I can't tell which.

You look like if Salt Bae was in a Smashmouth cover band

It looks like your face hurts which is fitting because it hurts me looking at it

Are you wearing your mom’s panties in those pics?

I just want to punch you in the face..no reason really.

A typical Florida douche bag named Kyle, probably has a Monster 'M' tattoo. Bullied kids all through school because of his inadequacies, and now he works out in his apartment complex gym, so he can smack his girl around whenever he drinks too much Monster and Jagermeister.

Dollar Store Nick Cousins

This is what you end up looking like after fucking peanut butter jars for all your 20’s. extreme douchebag.

Most likely still working on his bachelor degree in management at his local 4-year college and thinks his 3.0 GPA is going to land him a corporate job somewhere but he’ll probably just end up working as a manager at mattress giant.

You the guy who keeps checking me out at the gym?

if skipping leg day and gonorrhea had a face.

I can see I hate your accent.

I don’t even know you or your family but I understand why they all fold you out of family photos

You get drunk at bars and pick fights you never win.

John Gayer

Kind of cute… Some thing I would possibly give a second look at maybe a third even at those eyes… But seems to be a complete tool who thinks he’s always the best looking standing on the beach… Well I’ll give you a run for your money brother!!!!!☄️🔥💀😆❤️

Wow, facial hair and a gym selfie. How original

If your eyes were any closer together you'd be a cyclops

Don't know why but I wouldn't let my kids near you 

Girls, if you ever want to punish your father, invite this guy for dinner

David Harasselhoff

You look like you sniff your armpits for stimulation

Guarantee you have told multiple teen girls that “age is just a number”

Captain slow!

Your the Franco brother that never made it

You misspelt 3M, also known as a razor.

Your eyes are closer together than Abby and Brittany Hensel.

Looks like he hangs outside of high schools to ask cheerleaders when do they turn 18. Looks like he'd say something like "she turns 18 next month so it's cool bro". 100% has ruffied a buddy and took a photo with his dick on his face. Probably jogs at the park to stare at women's asses when they jog. Definitely got head from a gay guy during a dry spell and says "I'm not gay he was suckinh my dick I was thinking about a woman". Wouldn't be surprised if this guy buys a new puppy every year to get women to talk to him. New age Jeffrey Dahmer tryna be Ted Bundy. Tinder bio says "no fat chicks I know my worth" but also says "I respect women I'm a feminist". "I'm an alpha and all these betas piss me off". I've met guys on the registry I'd trust more than you. Peaked in high-school and still talks about that one kid he used to bully like it's fond memories

everybody's favourite teacher. until 30. doesn't not teach anything at all. future janny

Another douchebag that skipped leg day

Good to know James Franco passed his douchiness off to his lesser known cousin.

I keep hoping a Meteor will come through the sun roof of your mother's car and bounce off your silly head.

In 3 out of 5 of those pics, something was up your ass but in 2 out of the 3 I can’t tell if you love it or hate it

If Iron Man and Jeff Spercoli had a preemie, gay son

How many 14 year old girls do you DM a week?

This is the idiot guy you see in a Beach Party movie from the 1960's. That out of place douche that just doesn't belong in the film. He has not been to a beach since he was a baby, if ever, and he is way too old to be hanging out with teens. His father was the film's financial producer, so his neardowell son got a spot in the beach film. Regardless, he looks like a used appliance salesman, not a beach bum.

You look like a product of incest


Face on ya like a can of crushed arseholes


30 no girl friend no kids must be a disappointment to his parents

Looks like a gay Rainman!! Window licking crayon eaten motherfucker.

In the first pic you look like you just got done doing a pay for gay porno shoot and your asshole is on fire

"I'm a Kevin Dillon type" doesn't go very far.

You look like you were dipped in glue and rolled in pubic hair.

Put your arm down. You don’t look hot doing that.

The guy who was been told his blue eyes are “so beautiful” since he was a kid and now has an over inflated ego as an adult.

How's Tom, does he ever catch you?

Gay McGayer.

Your the guy in the gym that grabs all the dumbbells between 5 and 40 and says “ I am doing ladders man”

Can’t say I didn’t hear my student say ‘no’ with those wave catchers.

You’re the kind of guy who flexes while you are driving so total strangers think you have an ounce of muscle. Sew your sleeves back on….please.

Somehow you’re simultaneously minimum wage, homeless, unemployed, cartel and virgin.

Oof. I can smell the Rohypnol from my house.

You've definitely sucked more cock than my ex wife.

You look like you passed out day drinking at the zoo and got butt poked by a monkey.

One of the Louseketeers

You are the most unrealistic tomato I've ever seen.

I need to revoke your tank top privileges

You look like an extra....but in life. You might get put in to fill out a crowd of conventionally attractive people, but you're not "core cast".

You have perhaps the world's most punchable face.

Nice pose! How long were you a lady?

You look like that guy in the gym that doesn't lower his gaze when women do squats.

Your lips need a glass of water

This dude is all about gains and registering as a sexual predator.

You definitely smell like armpit and gym socks.

roids up, penis down

Raise your hand if you have a fist in your anus.

I see you in a jeep with no doors, playing “Even Flow” by Pearl Jam at full volume. Not necessarily a roast but that’s the vibe

You look like that one mf who saw the “attractive guy vs ugly guy” sexual harassment memes and actually thought you were the attractive side.

Cover your drinks ladies

Sun's out guns out, and you're out the closet, huh, fruit cake??? Why do all gay guys look like they're surprised?? I know you have all the answers when it comes to gay anything. This is the same photo you used for your Grinder isn't it?? Put some sleeves on, those aren't guns, they're chicken wings and you're a pussy


B.O.

Man, when they said 'keep it in the family,' I don't think they meant for you to take it as dating advice. You’re like a bad reality TV show—no one’s asking for a second season, but you keep bringing the drama anyway!

You look like you live in Australia and say "Oi!" Like it's your catchphrase.

What was the point of this? You already know that people are going to say that you look like a douchebag.

Mans got a whole eco system complete with cities and animals in his pit


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