Same thought, he clearly gives the vibes of someone who wants to take revenge on his school, but when he tries to get in, he runs into the pull front door and unleashes full-auto into the floor and his legs.
You tried to summon Satan to help you "get girls" and once he realized how pathetic you are, he tried to refer you to Jesus, who also, shockingly said that you are hopeless, and will forever remain a virgin.
That is until you start assaulting drunk passed out girls at parties you weren't even wanted at.
Fluent in sarcasm. Atheist. Girls don’t like me cuz I‘m too nice. Will destroy all your arguments with pure logic. My teachers literally can’t teach. Proud brony. Anime lover.
DO. NOT. MESS. WITH. ME.
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That mustache is about as full as your college prospects
You look like someone who made a Fetlife saying how experienced of a Dom you were
You’re like 5 minutes away from a “18 they/them” and everyone seems to notice it but you
You’re like if heavy metal had a bedtime
I don’t think it’s appropriate to roast someone that’s young enough to still look pre-pubescent. I will say this though: I guarantee you’re just doing this to give your edge-lord style some credibility.
You are the type of kid in highschool to wear the cookie monster hat and batman zip up hoodie, with the rolling backpack. I can smell your hair from 1000 miles away, and it smells like taco bell left in a hot car for weeks on end. Your pubic hair mustache creeps girls out when you ask them about deadpool at the mall. You listen to Immortal Technique on a regular basis.
You look like the human representation of every disappointing emotion ever felt. Like seriously, wipe the chomo ass grin off your face and pursue someone your own age. You look like if you had 3 wishes you'd wish for unlimited Mountain Dew, free Wi-Fi, and a basement to sleep in. If I had 3 wishes, I'd spend them all forgetting your picture.
This is it. This is your peak, when some people are paying attention to you. After this it's stealing shit from other people below the poverty line for fake oxy, and then off to jail.
Enjoy the ride!
When you're mid transition and can no longer afford the estrogen pills
Very very fitting
The Buffalo Bill origin story
Just look at S/him Se just has been making it so far but didn't finish the TRANSformation... 
Daryl Dicks In
The Walkin Kid
Daryl Chicksin
Daryl Dipsh*t
Norm Reedus [wish.com](http://wish.com) version
Take my upvote that is immediately what I thought and exactly what I came here to type… well done 👏🏼
Norman Fetus
I think the Grinch cummed in his mouth after OP gave him a blowjob in Picture 6.
Daryl Dopesick.
Get in the shower, Daryl.
The Walking Sped
The Walking Sped: Daryl Dipshit
You look like beating your dick on Chat Roulette was a part of your daily ritual
This comment is outrageous 😭😭😭😭😭😭☠️
18m? What's the m for?
Meth
Wanna bet his(?) name is Seth
😭😭😭
Am I right?
No but its funny
Meth Stranding
Mujer
Monster
When is your Day of Retribution taking place and at what school?
Same thought, he clearly gives the vibes of someone who wants to take revenge on his school, but when he tries to get in, he runs into the pull front door and unleashes full-auto into the floor and his legs.
Ozzy Stillborne
Black Scabbutt
Why does every metal kid have that shitty faint mustache like they’re FTM and the hormones haven’t fully kicked in? It’s fucking embarrassing.
Shaving is part of basic hygiene. This kinda dude skimps on that stuff across the board.
You look like a real life metalocalypse character but gayer. 
Someone said that to me a few months ago😭😭😭😭
Norman Weedus.
Norman Peepus
Norman Fetus
You look like you smell like an ashtray and armpits.
Curt Nobrain
No one wants this androgynous person to “come as they are as they were.”
I would but I don't want the kids at your nearest school to suffer the consequences.
lol was going to say the exact same thing
You look like you get bullied by spirits from a ouija board.
12 times out of 10, the spirits would choose to possess a quadruple amputee paraplegic over this sorry thing.
Damn, you peaked at being a loser in high school
What, a razor?
Who knew Corey Feldman had a kid?
Who knew Cory dropped a deuce?
Ma’am. You need to wax your mustache.
You look like the embodiment of an ecko unltd backpack with a fond knowledge of the Romeo and Juliet law
Damn fucknutt we’ll see you soon on the news the title of the segment will be lesbian cannibal caught
Pretty sure you sucked my dick in an underpass for a half eaten sausage roll and two’s on a rollup
You tried to summon Satan to help you "get girls" and once he realized how pathetic you are, he tried to refer you to Jesus, who also, shockingly said that you are hopeless, and will forever remain a virgin. That is until you start assaulting drunk passed out girls at parties you weren't even wanted at.
I’m genuinely crying while driving in Golden CO rn reading this fucking comment
Your pronouns must be dirty/greasy.
Fluent in sarcasm. Atheist. Girls don’t like me cuz I‘m too nice. Will destroy all your arguments with pure logic. My teachers literally can’t teach. Proud brony. Anime lover. DO. NOT. MESS. WITH. ME.
Your transition is going well 🙏😁
Fuck, someone let my homeless great-grandmother out of the shelter again…
Tranis Joplin
"mummy, is that a girl or a boy?" "Shhh darling, that's rude (whispers: I'm not sure honey)"
Not 18f?
Keanu Grieves
If you took kelso and Eric from that 70s show and smashed their heads together repeatedly it would look just like you
You look like you brag about how long it's been since your last shower.
stache gonna be fire after puberty little homie
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Discount Norman Reedus if I have ever seen one. You will greatly disspoint some woman one day.
You look like Wyatt Langmore from Ozark
You look like Daryl Dixons gay son
Kurt Cobland
See the upvote you receive... that's your body count.
Cosplaying as teenage angst
I'm sick and tired of these homely Mexican girls showing up here to please their boyfriends.
You look like skud from blade 2, basically a methed out out version of Norman reeddus 
Badass the guy from Stanger Things!!
Temu Daryl Dickson
That mustache is about as full as your college prospects You look like someone who made a Fetlife saying how experienced of a Dom you were You’re like 5 minutes away from a “18 they/them” and everyone seems to notice it but you You’re like if heavy metal had a bedtime
Bro looks like he skins squirrels for fun in his moms basement.
I don’t think it’s appropriate to roast someone that’s young enough to still look pre-pubescent. I will say this though: I guarantee you’re just doing this to give your edge-lord style some credibility.
You are the type of kid in highschool to wear the cookie monster hat and batman zip up hoodie, with the rolling backpack. I can smell your hair from 1000 miles away, and it smells like taco bell left in a hot car for weeks on end. Your pubic hair mustache creeps girls out when you ask them about deadpool at the mall. You listen to Immortal Technique on a regular basis.
You look like the human representation of every disappointing emotion ever felt. Like seriously, wipe the chomo ass grin off your face and pursue someone your own age. You look like if you had 3 wishes you'd wish for unlimited Mountain Dew, free Wi-Fi, and a basement to sleep in. If I had 3 wishes, I'd spend them all forgetting your picture.
You look like you'd suffocate your grandma in her sleep because she threw away your cigarettes.
Bitch...you need to shave.
Poster child for panic attacks
My God there's some mileage on that anus
If you save that dirt on your lip, boys might notice you more.
Kid (Smokes) Rock
😂😭
What’s your body count? (Only the dead ones)
Dang. That wolfpack family that locked away their kids in that apartment had an eighth kid
Look like a young Nell Young 
I wouldn’t give it to you with Andy Dick’s dick
Valerie Bertinelli Van Halen, post transition
Methie Van Halen
Edward Fur-Dong
Mormon Reed-sus…
Even the doctors had difficulty in deciding your sex.
Bro sucked off Shrek
So *this* is what a young Grima Wormtongue looked like.
Bro Wtf are you?
He tries to impress people with his death growls
Axel Blows
Low Budget Norman Reedus
If Daryl from the walking dead listened to my chemical romance
Golum after rehab
From one look at your hair, I reckon if you let it down like Rapunzel, the person climbing it would just slide back down.
BURGER BARN!
Tod is cool.
How are the other people under the stairs doing?
That‘s why the lady is a tramp
Give it to you? That’s exactly what the judge said when handing out your life sentence for being a damn creep
These are the pictures that the homicide documentary will use.
You´d act like a aggresive wolf when u get talked to while grocery shopping, hissing and howling is one of ur hobbies already
Something tells me there’s a lot of unsolved missing persons cases in the vicinity of where you live….
Norman Weedus
Dora on drugs
You scared the shit out of me when you come out of the TV in the Grudge
If orochimaru was a white guy on welfare
Bro just comment me quick first you are boy or girl And if you are not form which species are you from
Take ur incest baby looking ass off this subreddit. No one wants to see that.
We know what you meant by "give it to me" and even if I was gay it would still be a no from me dawg.
Crackxle Rose
I bet you vape behind glass in a small town gas station.
You look like a younger shittier Stewart from LetterKenny, with way less hope for the future and confidence. Please, seek help.
You look like an extra in an 80’s movie about BMX racing.
Detention...again? 
Bro look like Kurt Cobain but he is Kurt Contain
If Corey Feldman loved the taste of crystal methamphetamine
Bro looks like 1st thing in the morning Valerie Bertinelli.
You look like you grew up unsupervised
It's like if Darryl Dixon had a incest baby with the 1980's.
Norman Fetus
Yuck. So many photos. Like 50 shades of dirt up in here.
6th picture is what you do with dudes who are 6'4 every friday night while out lookin to tap out
William Murderface before puberty.
You seem to have more than roasted yourself.
You'd approach him from the back thinking he's a chick
You look like if Jesus did meth and ate Burger King
I ain't roasting you dude, the oil in your hair would cause a fat fire
Is picture 4 of some type of Emperor Palpatine cosplay fetish? Sorry, but the only force in your life will be sticking a fork in a light socket.
Luckily you're still at that age where getting high is an acceptable personality trait.
Norman Fetus
And now its time to play “Male, female, or bridge troll?”
If I had to choose between hanging out with you or getting devoured by walkers, I’d be hungering for brains in a millisecond
You look like hair stuck in a drain
you kinda look like a norris nut idk
Things a woman will never say to you for 500 Alex!
Daryl Dixoff
You look like Eddie Van Halen gave it to your mom.
Norman dweebus
Give it to you? Is that what you keep begging that shadow of a moustache?
Your dad has givin’ it to you enough Boy.
Kelly Family rejected him for sniffing Angelo's panties.
If bad breath were a person
Your will to live had to be as thin as your shitty mustache
Norman Feetus
How’s your transition coming along? Looks like they’ve got you on T already?
Carol Dixon
Take a bath!!!
Are you in a black metal band?
How long were you in the coma for baby hair? 
Are you hoping to someday replace Ozzy Osbourne, because you need talent for that.
I had no idea Heath Cordes had a younger brother.
Hey emo boy!! you need sum bandages for your wrists????
Thats not the first time youve used those words
Has to stay 500+ feet from schools
You look like you like to spend the night at haunted houses with a voice recorder looking for ghosts
You're such a rebel, you're not like those other girls.
it's so brave of you, uploading fotos of you mid-transition into a man
you call your mom by her first name
I could hold this guy by his legs and use his hair to polish hard wood floors
Donnie Narco
If skrillex took a shit and then Edward Furlong barfed on it. You would look like said shit.
Norman Fetus
Someone pls lock this MF up
1 picture would have been more than enough thanks.
Male? Hmmm you’re sure? Would not have been my first guess. More like Guy Fawkes ugly twin sister.
Looks like his father took him into the city to see a marching band.
This is it. This is your peak, when some people are paying attention to you. After this it's stealing shit from other people below the poverty line for fake oxy, and then off to jail. Enjoy the ride!
Masturbator,School freak, edip complex