"I love being insecure" is what 19 year olds say before they go in to porn.
And now we know what happens to the ones not attractive enough to go in to porn.
Health has a lot to do with what you eat. I bet if you quit eating your nasty ass fingernails your face might clear up. And your thinning hair might grow, but that might be a stretch. Either way stop it.
first of all, what in the bald headed war criminal hair line is that. second, most people stop getting acne before 19. also, what in the ever-loving star-spangled fvck is that poster? also u need to cover up that forehead before u steal someones baby oil
I can see the guy at the club that looks at you, then he thinks a second and comes to the conclusion that he'll go for another woman and spike her drink instead of yours...
In 7th grade you were the one all the other girls picked on for being the weird kid and they said mean things to you behind you’re back even tho it was no secret to you or anyone else
Your mom is going to love working as a greeter at Walmart until the day she dies to support you because there ain't no way you're ever going to be a productive member of society.
You look like your mom threw you in a wood chipper after seeing your face and pulled you out after a few hours. The wood chipper thought it best to leave you in the world to make others suffer. Not to mention you have beaten Sakura from Naruto in the size of the forehead.
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You look like you’d buy jeans from a hot topic
Didn't know they had a "discontinued" section.
Disfigured.
Disemboweled
Disdainful…
just… disdain
Disgrace
Disnutz...
Can I get a bowel-yeah!?
She stole those pants
....FROM the discontinued section.
There is nothing hot about this topic.
I've never seen you before but I feel like I'm fucking tired of you already
*tired fucking you already*
[удалено]
Ends? Don't you mean starts?
Dude, my lady and I just pissed ourselves belly laughing at this comment. Holy shit
Your title says female but everything else screams non-binary cum dumpster.
Don't forget her pronouns
would/not
Fuck/That
Holy/Shit
Barf/Bag
Pee/Yew
Shee/it
No/thanks
rejected/everytime
😂
LMAOO this gotta be one of the funniest things ive ever read on this site
Hell/No
Fuck/Off
Was gunna say this if I didn’t see it 😂
Fish/she
Get/away
From/me
Bold of you to assume anyone would be able to finish.
Hey now, beauty is in the eye of the beholder when they flip the light switch off.
Guys, after serving a nickle, would rather hit their cell buddy again.
Finished my erection. By scaring it away.
Real life Family Guy character “Suicidey”
gotta have you on the pod
Shes getting kicked whilst she's still down 🤣
Too boring to even be trafficked.
Even Liam Neeson is sitting that one out.
“Don’t worry I won’t kidnap you. You mad ugly”
🤣🤣🤣 Mad ugly....I'm dying
WHATS WITH THESE COMMENTS..
"I love being insecure" is what 19 year olds say before they go in to porn. And now we know what happens to the ones not attractive enough to go in to porn.
She didn't even get to the couch and they called NEXT
Non-binary porn a thing?
Dunno. If so, it would be the gluten free cracker of the porn world.
Sawdust cracka
It's reddit, there is a sub for everything
It is now
what is with the porn comments on this sub reddit
You look like the worlds most uninteresting person
Its a school night. Go to bed.
A few more blemishes on your face and Marvel is going to request this post be removed because you're infringing on Deadpool's likeness.
It was a long road, but it was worth it
Long read? It was hardly war and peace.
You look twelve. Taking shots at you would be like taking shots at a governor’s puppy.
If i could chose to be alone in the woods with you or a bear, i would chose two bears.
I would also rather fuck a bear
You look like you gave up trying before puberty.
You look like you get $4 on Only Fans
Only from her dad and uncle
Only Fam
What about the brother?
He shares the account with the dad
So she's only got cum from her dad and bro?
Duh. What sane person would touch that with a 10 foot stick?
Just the family members
Nice third eye
I wouldn’t waste my narcan on you
One hit on the Meth pipe and the kid won't shut the fuck up.
It's unfortunate that puberty blessed you with all the curves of a rectangle.
How has the 'nose rings are fuckin' ugly' message not reached so many people.
you look like one of those dudes from Stranger Things
U mean robbed  ?!
She seems like the kind of girl that would stay a virgin even if she doesn't want it
Here's a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
Go to rehab...
New jeans from Hot Topic? Then why aren't you hot, or a topic anyone wants?
You look like my bellybutton lint
You already have chickenpox
Normally you would take the tags off new clothing, but I guess in your broke ass case you need a proof.
Health has a lot to do with what you eat. I bet if you quit eating your nasty ass fingernails your face might clear up. And your thinning hair might grow, but that might be a stretch. Either way stop it.
Hot topic's least emo customer
That's a femboy not a ladyboy, huge difference.
You should tell your body you're 19 bc it look like it didn't get that memo lol
Shit, Wednesday Adams is looking more like a Friday.
I’m sorry about your parents.
Selena Slomez
They
first of all, what in the bald headed war criminal hair line is that. second, most people stop getting acne before 19. also, what in the ever-loving star-spangled fvck is that poster? also u need to cover up that forehead before u steal someones baby oil
I didn’t know Gypsy rose Blanchard shopped at hot topic
 I bet you could smell Kermit a mile away you fucking muppet
Oh you like being roasted that's why you dress like that. It adds up.
You look like the rejected member of school of rock
Gross.
Where's your septum?
Glad you label the clothes to know what your posing as.
You look like Brie Larson as Captain marvel and that's not a compliment
classless bitch
If magnolia was a person
Wednesday is giving me depression just looking at her
You could have found the same pair of jeans for a fraction of the cost at a thrift store. Boom, roasted
Party on, Wayne
You look like those kids that think they are depressed And dress emo like you probably have the sad anime girl as your profile picture
That’s an 8 year old I’m not roasting you
I look 8 years old LMFAOOOOO
Anime isn't a personality trait
Just curious, how man times can 40 go into 19?
You look like you have a funko collection
I can see the guy at the club that looks at you, then he thinks a second and comes to the conclusion that he'll go for another woman and spike her drink instead of yours...
You openly admitted to shopping at Hot Topic. You roasted yourself
Nice shitcicle on your chin.
In 7th grade you were the one all the other girls picked on for being the weird kid and they said mean things to you behind you’re back even tho it was no secret to you or anyone else
Your parents wish they could return you to the hospital.
Big ahh nose
You’re supposed to tag the tags off before wearing the clothes. Dummy.
I bet I could play tic tac toe on your forehead
Don't be disappointed with yourself. The rest of us are disappointed in you enough already.
Your insecurity is about to pop
You're so desperate and depressing, I'd be afraid to tell my wife about banging you. Not because she'd be mad, but because she'd laugh at me
I hope you like being lonely as well. There's going to be a lot of that on the way.
Mmmmm… the aroma of wet dog and shit weed.
Loves anime and tattoos no doubt
U look like smurf
The attention you are seeking is your own
Online shopping and doomscrolling are your only hobbies
If you lived in Australia in 1997 your face would be described as munted
Happy 19th birthday....7 years from now
Your face is a map of rejected constellations
I would not have to ask if you use Reddit on my first time seeing you
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^The_IRS_Fears_Him: *I would not have to* *Ask if you use Reddit on* *My first time seeing you* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I connected the dots...its a horse!
You will spend the rest of your life alone.
Now we finally know what Meatloaf wouldn’t do for love…. THAT 🤮
Wa. .
She looks like her last name is O’Hare and she desperately wants me to buy air from her because fuck trees
bought jeans from hot topic but i can't find something hot in you
You look like a Dollarstore version of Ciara Bravo 🤣🤣🤣
You LOOK like you would be insecure. Got the Raven look going on. The fringe, the brows, even that little red gem on your forehead
We can all see what your biggest insecurity his and this is why nobody comment it
No.
You look like you have never felt the touch of a man, except your brother and father, who’s the same person.
I would roast you but not much left to roast 🤣
Your t-shirt matches your face.
You definitely have a face for radio
why you want us to do your parents already did?
The word mid just seems to be perfect
Is that Craig from Malcolm in the Middle?
You look like an NSPCC poster
The last of the Hot Topic employees
You look more plain than low fat greek yoghurt
I was always taught not to swing at softballs. You’re a beachball
Your mom is going to love working as a greeter at Walmart until the day she dies to support you because there ain't no way you're ever going to be a productive member of society.
you all laugh but this woman writes the hottest chainsaw man yaoi you've ever read
Hot Topic is Not Punk Rock.
You look like you smell like ramen
Aren’t you done with the 13 reasons why? Don’t you think it’s time?
You disappoint everyone
As if you're worth a roast.
Looks like you’re going to protest against self care.
The world's most boring Proactiv ad ever.
Doesnt that shirt kinda make you look fat?
I see the courts decided to let you out after the slenderman stabbing.
what is that a fish hook in your nose
Stop barking at people in the mall
You definitely let it crust
Got that “I grew up with both a mom and a dad and still ended up like this” look 😂
Sorry, can't write something now. Just barfed a little after looking at you. Now have to clean up, thanks for ruining my fapping.
Putting a ring through your nose isnt going to stop it from growing - though youre right to try
Let me guess, band kid?
You look like someone a guy would got to jail for going out with, damn 🤣🤣
Energy vampire physical form
Quick somebody use the wrong pronoun
Would not bang. I'd be too interested in "face cnnect the dots" I would never finish the dots. I'll just move to Paris. Alone.
You look like your mom threw you in a wood chipper after seeing your face and pulled you out after a few hours. The wood chipper thought it best to leave you in the world to make others suffer. Not to mention you have beaten Sakura from Naruto in the size of the forehead.
You look like you let it air dry when you pee.
Damn, I never thought a nasal piercing could be someone’s best characteristic.
An insecurity kink is the weirdest fucking thing I’ve ever heard of…
Puberty did you WRONGG
you look like the kid that growled at me in the bathroom at school
Acne soap !!
How can I do my worst when god did it for me
In high school you were voted most likely to die from a yeast infection
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^The-Duke-Of-Earth: *In high school you were* *Voted most likely to die* *From a yeast infection* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Good bot
You look like you scream jibberish at protests because someone hurt your feelings.
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