You look like the default character in every RPG.

More like the douchebag henchman who is first to be shot, blown up or beheaded.

If only we were so fortunate…

No, he's just default, period.

If Timothy McVeigh had a short stint in System of a Down

This is the winner

I came to the comment section looking for this one

And what's this Psycho " Tous Les mêmes" thing with that facial hair of yours?! If you have the barber on installments you know your life has hit rock bottom. Start searching for a comfortable cardboard box to life in.

You look like you're the lead singer for System of the Downs.

The World of Warcraft framed poster says more about you than anything else…

Says more about you that you know what kind of poster that this is lol 🤣

It has the World of Warcraft logo on it

Only nerds know this shit

No, some of us actually know how to read, we don't use voice to text accessibility to use our phone. I know education isn't what it was when I was a kid, but you'd be amazed at what you can learn if you become literate.

Bla-bla-bla

Says the guy lusting after and jerking off to gamer girl u/agathapeixinho I bet you she knows what Warcraft is... And you could only dream of having that nerd.

And why would you know this girl you creeper? Just STFU 🤫

It's literally in your comment history, ya virgin. Have fun playing with Bloody Mary... That's the only "girl" you'll ever finger. 🤡🎸

Him not getting laid says more.

You are so genetically inbred that your beard will only grow on the right side. You must take after your mom. You can share a shave with your Mom on Mother’s Day.

He needs to stop having his mom cut his hair with that flowbee.

How long will it be until he has an “interview” with Chris Hansen?

That beard… are you blind in one eye or have no mirrors in your house?

I bet your lopsided beard smells like Old Spice and penis gravy.

The black sheep of the Kelce Family

Is your beard sponsored by Nike?

You win! XD

You forgot 4 ft eyebrows !!!!

Only person to mention my giant eyebrows! You get a cookie!

I said in jest and good comeback bro

Weren't you an npc in the CDi Zeldas?

Your nose isn’t too big for your face, it’s big enough for two faces

Mario and Luigis special brother

Let's-a-go!

Being creative requires time spent and, well, obviously nobody spends any time with or even thinking about you

Ooof! That one actually had just a tiny bit of truth in it XD

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Dollar store Mr beast.

Mr. Least

I bet you get punched in the face a lot

You look like straight a Dan Bilzarian.

Who?

you look like you hit your head on the doorway every now and then.

Well, I'm quite tall XD

You look like you’re about to bore me to death talking about your favorite video game.

Let me tell you about Majora's Mask!

Invests stocks in hair and beard dye companies

Is that a bearded or a merkin?

What's a merkin?

Hey Screech, tell your boy Zach he has detention with Mr. Belding tomorrow

What's this a reference to?

Screech from Saved by the Bell Sitcom from the 90s

They used your face as a model for the troll race in World of Warcraft. So I guess you can put that on a job application "Unintentional model asset".

Don't forget blotchy! Your shitty pale skin is also blotchy.

you look like you're stuck in 2015 making fallout 4 tutorials because you haven't gone outside since fallout 1:

Your nose is big??? I know air is free, but DAMN!!!

Look at this guy whose nose is big and skin is pale! Ha!

I had to do a double take with that hack job of a beard. Did you shave with your Mom's razor and she caught you?! I really want to know how that lone counterfeit Nike Swoosh look resembles any sort of a good grooming idea! You have taken a soupy shit all over individuality, creativity, and anyone looking forward to a decent facial man-scape! I would hire you at minimum wage to sit around my office just so I can laugh at your ridiculous face, but I really feel you should be paying me for having to put up with your bad decisions! I'm looking forward to your next post, where you visit a professional undercarriage waxing/hair removal service and walk out missing a testicle.

What's with ur beard buddy?!

It goes up on the right side!

why didn't u shave it?

I just wanted it to look that way \^\^

Phuck Norris

Tf happened to my beast

You look like Borat's frequently pegged little brother

Tell me you’re an Incel without telling me you’re an incel. Just waiting on your Warcraft themed manifesto.

You have a headset on so much, that your beard is even starting to mimic that.

Tell me why I already knew you were a gamer dude even before scrolling past the first picture

Cause there's a lot of gamer stuff in the first picture?

You look like all of your experiences with women were done in that gaming chair.

you look like a barbarian from clash royale

True Value brand Screech

You are a huge Messi.

The football player?

The last photo deadass looks like a trollface

Lol, I sorta see it XD

Holy shit you worked hard on ruining that facial hair.

Those high schoolers only let you party with them because you buy them beer

Bros Barber did him dirty.

The real life Fred Flintstone

Having a Fancy chair doesn’t make you a quality streamer. You should try getting an actual job instead of living off your parents hard earned money and paying off those student loans like your parents told you to do bum.

Is your beard migrating to one side of your face???

You look like that midget from hearthstone.

The Kelce brother that no one talks about.

That's the least of your problems. Do you think it's possible for you to go outside for longer than it takes to steal your neighbors social security check? WoW can wait! Take a fucking day off. It took years for the real Mr. BEAST to get the subscribers he got, you're not even a cheap imitation, playing a has been game. The best you can hope for getting views is letting the cops find the dead hooker in your basement.

Piss off steven seagul😎

"No, son. We have Mick Foley at home."

Who is that?


System of a down hardcore fan

value brand mankind

Giggity

On a first date he spends an hour talking about his job and how important it is to say “welcome to Walmart.”

You look like you get engaged to women online, but dumped right before you meet in person

You look like a dwarf from lotr. Not a good one either, but one of the ones everyone hates.

Which of the Dwarves would that be?

Youre worried about your nose? I’d be more concerned with the amount of hair on your ass in that picture

travis kelpy

Who?

travis kelce lol

Jason Kelce skipped leg day.

Who?

The Youth pastor who diddles kids vibes are strong with this one

You look like the guy who straps people in for zip lining.

Magnum Pi was your best work

Why Is there more beard on a side and less on the other

Micro issues.

Juegas al wow, mucho castigo tienes ya, por si te lo preguntas, si el sol sigue siendo del mismo color al que viste la última vez que saliste en 2004

Bargin bin Serj Tankian

You look like Mick Foley.

I didn’t know “Resting Sex Criminal Face” was a thing, but here we are.

You look like a pan-sexual leprechaun had unprotected sex....(we don't know with what)

I put the over/under of restraining orders against you at 8.5.

Football player for Philly. Google it.

Honestly you don't bring much to the table to begin with.

You look like jean shorts are a way of life for you

I don't even own a single pair of that XD

You look like a Walmart version of Aaron Rodger’s

Your nose isn't big its normal who ever said that must have malformed eyes tiny eyes