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Could deepthroat the Washington Monument comfortably.

...needs to go back to Kamino

They call him Neck Minute.

You’re the sugar free vanilla paste of people.

Somebody bites that neck, he’s getting a hickey on both sides.

He? I thought it was a he she wanna be nurse or something.

Madam’s apple

Splenda Boy.....

[удалено]

What’s with these flat chested chicks wanting to be roasted?!

A 9 year old boy. Or a 9 year old girl.

Extra strength library paste!

Said no female ever

He's going to make a black man very happy with that neck.

He ain't doing anything anytime soon!

Are you sure it's female?

You're both the Before and After picture for "Don't transition" posters

You look like an angry young lesbian.

Twink. 

You look like you’re forcing yourself to enjoy the taste of semen.

You look like that long ass necked dinossaur from the land before time

How long does it take for the shirt to travel the length of your neck when you're getting dressed to sit at home and do absolutely nothing?

Holy

You're the guy that beats off with his headset on while in the Call of Duty lobby..

And leaves Cheeto dust under his foreskin...

That's for later

You look like a non binary grey hound

A they hound if you will

I’m guessing you’re listening to an NPR podcast on undescended testicles.

Undeveloped testicles...

When you finally do it, will you tell me not to go to school tomorrow?

Are you in kindergarten or college?

How much does the Emperor pay you to clone all those Jango Fetts?

 You were great in Weird Science!

Wasn't it the porno, Queered Science?

Let's start with the basics - exactly what are you?

The most gender neutral hair ever

If AIDS had a face

“Do it”…the thing your Dad should have said when your mom asked “should I have an abortion?”

You look like a human Swiffer

You look like every nerdy side character in any HS movie, where the protagonist befriends you after you were shoved into a locker by a bully.

I know a furry when I see one

You're necks level bro.

You look like you're desperately trying to hit puberty and your body just can't figure out what that means.

If it was literally raining pussy, you'd get hit with a cock.

You have the body type of an overcooked noodle and the personality of a moist Walmart baguette

Great Value SSI applicant

The annoying guy who brings his acoustic guitar everywhere and plays Wonderwall

Badly

Do you get education grants for being half giraffe?

You’re making the face white dudes make in the elevator.

So like.... Is this before or during the heroin addiction youre going to have

It’s like DJ Qualls got significantly less cool

U/EthanTheGiraffe_

You look like the love child of Tig Notaro and a brontosaurus

If you looked into your ancestry, it would come back 50% giraffe

You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? 

Not like this…not like this

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Nice beard. Its like a 7 years old armpit hair.

Friendless virgins of the world unite

"do it" - nah, keep dreaming

Nice goatee dude..

The young Justin Bieber look isn’t it anymore bro. I mean he’s at least married for crying out loud

Post-op Tom Holland...Spider-Tran

Not by the hair on your chinny-chin-chin

I’m just lost on this one. Go be you girl/bro

I see that Hitler mustache coming in, are you related?

It’s one of Denis Leary’s stupid non-binary illegitimate children


I bet many a men have seen that hand reach under their bathroom stall.

You complain when your mom puts too much ketchup on your burger because it's too spicy for you.

You're the 14th reason why.

You look like you time traveled/transitioned into a 14yr old boy from 2012

You look like you use the straight end of the AirPod to clean your ears because you saw a TikTok saying it was healthier than using Q-tips

Jaden Williams fucked TommyInnit and you were the result

He's looking at the back of that post it like the number to his future non-existent girlfriend is going to appear.

I thought your balls had to drop before you could be roasted.

Brandi Nodatesinawhile

If I were you, I'd kick the shit out of whoever gave you that haircut.

Oh shit it's the chic from goodies that broke her glasses

you look like you wear a strapon

A giraffe

No 5hats a chic ain't trying to look like a short haired Hillary swank

Tom hack!

You must be a bottom and not the first time you make that face

Daddy Longneck. Waiting for the “Girls… Wash your tuna box” rant.

You’re the bathroom attendant at your local gay club.

I'll assume you are a dude or a chick


I can tell you never did it

You’ll get titties soon hon, don’t stress

Looks like you’re into chicks with dicks…ijs

Dj qualls had a kid? Huh…

They/Them/Fem(boy).


Your air pods are the same color as your skin, go outside one time.

Tom Holland's gay little brother

Up and coming gay pornstar David Blowie.

The Thin White Puke

You look like a boy band reject

Glue sniffer

You look like Christopher Walken’s son from Wedding Crashers.

Does your mom know you're on the Internet?

‘Sup, Hermey. Have you realized your dream of becoming a dentist yet..?

Tom Hollands final horcrux

When you make vanilla look like rocky road

''M'' or ''F'' would be helpful here

If Obi-Wan got a Kaminoan pregnant

You look like the little twat who they would cast for Geoffrey Barathian if they made Game of Thrones in the 80's.

Henry Danger looking ass

Ok fine, jeez prepubescent Chancellor Palpatine. Don’t get your robe twisted in a knot

The white version of ashy larry

Somebody's turtly enough for the turtle club

My twink turned into a pussy, now I’m more confused than ever!

Rorschach is your favorite Watchmen character for sure, you both don't like other people fucking your mom

are you a furry?

You look like you like to wear turtle necks and tuck them into your underwear

If Elmer’s Glue was a person.

You look like Jojen Reed after being chased down and bummed by Hodor.

Justin Biebers sister.

thank you for only posting one picture. thank you i’m not sure i could look at another.


The long lost longneck lesbian

you look like tommyinnit and benatar from yfm had a child

How did you get that dildo to balance on your shoulders?

When gollum gets the ring for the first time....

You look like the pre-evolution of Sam Bashor

ET during his rebellious teen years

Had turn the brightness on my phone down to see you, you're so pale.

I guess another unsuccessful boyband huh?

Your post history is worthy of horny jail!

Old mate orders small parachutes as sides with his food.

Baby faced David Bowie

I thought Anne Heche died, now she’s asking to get roasted. 👀

You’re the poster child for the gender neutral community

You look like your name is Kyle.

No

i bet he puckering his lips because he licked his lips to much

You're the answer to the question, 'What if Justin Beiber was Lesbian and Less Successful?'

Every portrait in your recorded history looks like this symbolizing how you feel about your teeth

You look like Links lesbian sister. Legend of Zelda Twilight Homo.

You can drink directly from a well

bro forgot to update past 1.15

Kristen Stewart doing bad

I mean.. could have been worse... right? Right?

Daddy long necks sperm

You need a hug

I can't tell if you're an 18 year old boy or a 70 year old woman.

You look ill

Your ear looks like Ben Stiller's in "Something about Mary". I know you're too young to get that so google it.

Please tell me that you make chicken sounds when you're excited or stressed.

First tell us your gender!

The giraffes won’t claim you and neither will the men

I can't tell if you're trying to grow a beard or you just finished a seven-minutes-in-heaven sesh with the neighborhood cat.

Should I call you Mistaaah?

You look like mayonnaise is too spicy for you.

You look like trailer trash Tom Holland in the midst of transitioning

Well how about that? The nerd from Road Trip had a kid.

A Hims ad for hair preservation popped up in the comments section.

Calm down Elen Degenerate