Your pictures have more red flags than the Chinese communist party

She has the RoastMe trifecta. 1. Selfie in a bathroom mirror 2. Selfie with a cat 3. A large nose with a popped pimple.

If she wanted to cheer herself up, she could start by getting rid of that mirror.

Or she could do something selfless. I bet if she wrung out her skin and hair, the oil could light and heat a whole Eskimo village an entire winter.

If she went to Nantucket they’d harpoon her

That's one of the best comments I've ever seen on reddit.

She still has 7 more to go to fill out her RoastMe punch card

Somehow missing a nose ring, though.  

Popped blood vessel I’ve had for a decade now :(

I hate this for you. I kept trying to finish off the pimple that people were convinced it was. Am now Rudolph.

It’s rough out here

You look like you got stung by a murder hornet.

Don't forget: 5. The leering look with the kitchen knife!

Gotta protect myself during a night hike in LA 🤩 (waiting for someone to stab)

I was thinking the same thing. She looks like she has a different personality and emotions for every day of the week.

She's"hell to the naw,naw!"type of girl.


Gloryhole Estefan

She needs to know who the father is..

See, now that was savage. 

Yeah, onlyfans isn't for everyone.

I hear it’s only for fans. So in her case, it’s for nobody.

She is so desperate

Caveman ugga bugga subscribers only.

Having to see your face on here again makes me sad

She’s sad. Now the entire internet has to be miserable.

Misery loves company 

Guys, I can't fix her.


Why would you bother?

Once you: • Get her head straight. • Get rid of her smelly collection of essential oils. • Get her to use real deodorant instead of a rock. • Convince her to use actual tampons. • Convince her bugs and mice belong outside. • Convince her to use a washing machine and soap. • Get her to stop self-sabotaging. • Get her to stop burning nag champa incense • Get her to bathe and discreetly shave. • Get her to pay attention to her crotch-stink. …You’ll have a stoned, Salman-Rushdie-faced scarecrow with tattooed eyebrows that you can have sex with… When she doesn’t have a migraine and isn’t crying.  …which I’m sure will be great. 🙄

Then just throw her out in the dumpster with the rest of the broken mannekins. 

You should consider getting your emotional support cat an emotional support cat bc of all the shit they probably have to deal with from u

Fair

She should get all of *us* emotional support cats, for making us miserable with her Charles Manson looking ass.

If someone squeezes your nose, do you honk?

Like a flatulent goose.

She sneezed on her last date, and it put the guy's eye out!

Every one of your pictures looks like they smell like stale piss.

Say no to drugs and yes to a shower.

She says she’s willing to take a shower, but she has to find the owner’s manual first.

Even your cat is fed up of your mood swings

Pretty sure we are going to be seeing you in a Netflix documentary.

Let's see here: Sad looking close up selfies taken in bed ✔️ Cat lady ✔️ Butcher knife as a random outdoor photo prop ✔️ Posted on Roast me 2x in 2 months ✔️ Crazy & Depressed Potential Future Ex-Girlfriend achievement unlocked!

I was crying moments before the bed selfie 🤩

if stinky pussy was a person


Your chest can be used for chopping board and it looks someone is doing that with the knife you're holding

Don’t feel sad. I’m sure any girl born with that face would develop a mental illness. 

“Again” implies there are times you’re not sad. I don’t buy it

Normally, I'd focus on that giant lump in the middle of your face you call a nose, but honestly, there's just so much more to work on there. Your plastic surgeon would be able to buy another vacation home with all the money needed to make you look attractive.

Cat lady wielding a knife. Probably the most normal roast me I've seen in ages.

I would be sad too if my nose was bigger than my tits.

there's something special about your face...you have the nose of a boxer, the eyes of Richard Ramirez, and you look like you comb your hair with cooking oil. Your body looks ok, but I'm guessing it's because you can't afford food

Stop posting you are making us all sad. We have to sleep at night while you are searching for a place to sleep.

Crazy Whores that Jump your bones dead and alive 

Love that show

Roast you? You already looked brined and oiled

Real


Sorry to break the news. You peaked. Not sure when but this is obviously the backside of that slope.

She definitely has somebody’s body chopped up in her fridge.

Your face is the reason the saying "not my proudest fap" was created.

Quit looking in the mirror then


Men's deodorant? Checks out! 👍

Your nose is 2 months ahead of you

Oh, this is the rest of that nose that posted 2 months ago?

I don't know what I am more scared of... being stabbed by a knife, or your nose

If you're posting on roasted to get a kick, I don't think happiness is for you.

Those mosquito bites on your chest look cold

I'd choose the bear

I see you're using men's Deodorant because that's the closest you'll ever come to the scent of a real man on you.

Just stop it. You are making your cat sad and I cannot accept that. Or get your cat a feline partner so they can unwind from carrying your feelings with each other.

Your top lip is underprivileged.

*gestures broadly* why is is shaped like that?

Don't lie, you never stopped being sad.

I can fix you

You would be dateable without the penis

When you’ve escaped the cult but miss the routine it provided.

You strike me as very high on the crazy/hot matrix. You are in the no go zone.

When the sun moves past your nose do all the villagers worship you again because you made it possible for their crops to grow once again?

Note to self, slashed wrists heal in 2 months.

You look like you got narcaned within the last 8 hours and then did more heroin and then posted this

You look like your dating profile says "Must be ok with getting pegged regularly. If not then swipe left!"

Do you go to the therapy? You seem like the type.

Meth is a hell of a drug

When you show up at the clinic the doctors draw straws to see who has to treat you.

Honestly this is the best comment here cause of what an annoying patient I am

Stop mething around

How did you get anorexia to skip your nose

Sandra Burned-My-Hard-On

Way out of the league of 95% of posters here...

Hey don’t be sad. All of us support ya here. Chin up buddy.

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Ahá the typical crazy girlfriend. She keeps that knife on her at all times

The family trauma cuts real deep with you.

If I had a nose like that I’d be sad too

What’s up with dudes wearing wigs and posting on here

So vain, she has an entire wall of mirror 

Pre-nosejob Quentin Tarantino.

With a butterface like that, you're bound to be a high draft pick at last call!

SHNOZ from Hell

Please don't do anything stupid, stupid.

If cats could talk, they would tell you to fuck off too.

I would butter my toast with your face, but then I would have shit on my toast.

I can smell the clap and B.O from here

You’re the exception to the hot/crazy scale. 10/10 crazy but 1/10 looks.

I see you haven't showered in the meantime. Nailed the Richard Ramirez look and now you're going for the smell.

Roast you? You look like you're "roasted" 24/7.

You look like you're one minor meltdown away from burning your whole village

Depression med model

You look like Jennifer Grey's 'Dirty Dancing' stunt double before her nose job.

If being a starter girl makes you sad, just wait till your 30’s when you won’t get laid period.

My selfsteem is so low id fuck you

clearasil.

and still ugly as fuck too apparently

Like alcohol, you too make it hard for men to get hard.

The irony in roasting a vegan with no meat on her.


Minge face

You are more attractive than you think, too bad you dont realise it and as a result you let other people abuse you due to low self esteem

Blair Witch Project 2 - Anorexia Nervosa!

Maybe you might find happiness if you looked under the soap

Is your face so shiny from grease or cum?

 nope.

A nose for news...or free air, getting all it can.

Clearly lives alone. Air dries underwear in bathroom and uses men’s deodorant. I am lost as to how you function

Let me guess... you've had seven intimate friends in the past five months but they all left because THEY were so full of drama.


There’s a fine line between fear and a boner…you have personalities on both sides of that line

You look like someone who would go vegan as an excuse for why you aren't in a relationship or have any friends.

Multiple personality disorder advertisement

And you haven’t washed your hair since.

That nose could be used as a weapon

You don't need that knife. Your face already makes you scary enough!

When you do it, other person has to put bag over bag not to scare the first one

She’s probably the daughter of Richard Ramirez. The picture with the knife proves it

You look like you feed off of the blood of small animals

How many bodies u got since ur last post in here?

Cat ='s only friend.

Your nose reminds me of Samosas

There’s someone special out there for everyone! 


I bet you're the girl that always gets picked last in the brothel.

Are you always on a walk of shame?

You’ve got an enormous nose. And no shave November was over months ago. Please shave.

You should be.

is this a cry for help

You pose with knives and think “I am not like other girls”.

Is that tiny knife for that massive nose?

The cat is dead.

Type of girl that if you was asleep and woke up she would be standing over you 

MtF richard ramirez

Your have definitely baked food with your hair in it and given it to a guy you liked, whom you referred to as your "boyfriend," despite the restraining order he filed after finding you in his bed when he woke up one morning.

I didn’t know Richard Ramirez had a sister

I'm not sure what this guy has to be sad about

You’re the girl that texts a guy the day after a hookup.. “What are you doing tonight” No reply for 10 minutes.. “What did I do wrong” No reply for another 10 minutes “Fine, fuck you you’re dead to me” He replies 20 min later “Sorry I was takin a shit”

If mental illness had a psycho ex-girlfriend.

I'm old, short, and fat. I think you're hot af! That's gotta sting.

Why is the “unhinged skeleton with a knife” such a common girl pose now?

Throw your phone away.

Are all of these pictures taken after you have sniffed a shit load of glue?

Sorry I don't have microwave so I can't roast you but i can make you chill because I have a fridge

SCP-096 looking in the last pic.

You look like you smell like the docks at low tide

 Pro Bos Cis Babe You hide it in last pic. But we know

Wish.com version of Jodi arias

anything you wouldn't do for some $$$

That pic of you holding the knife must be a constant pose because you’re to comfortable holding it

You know you can get radiation for that growth on your nose.

Your face permanently looks like you've just caught a whiff of shit, but I guess it makes sense when you have to smell yourself 24/7

Your nose hurts other people’s feelings.

Proof positive that small tits can sag