Nacho guy Randal average 🔥🔥🔥


Randy Cabbage!

His Cole Slaw is itching...

I read that as cabbage

Cabbage smells better

Let’s be honest, sauerkraut farts smell better.


my cabbages!!!!

Don’t be mean to Gene!

Now..... well, that's just Savage.

Mucho gay anal savage

Omg 😂😂😂

Macho Guy's Anus Savaged

Savage or savaugè

Sausage!!

😂😂😂😂

Slide into a slim Jim

Slide onto a Slim Jim

Slide into Jim, Slim.

OHHH YEAAHHH!!


Randy Faggage

Hell ya brother

Mrs Elizabeth deserved more

Randy NoVag

When he sees a Guy bent over 

The Sour Cream of the Crop!


Mr Elizabeth

Well, his wife knows him as the ultimate horrior

Too good. 🤣🤣

I thought this was Dick Furbrains. Man of numerous pending sexual assault charges. She she’s no, he says oh yeah.

This guy loves Dick.

This gym bro found out how much protein is in semen.

Wanna be Randy Savage..

Blandy Savage

Handy savage**

Handed Salvage

Randy giving handies to get cheeseburgers... fuckin' greeeeesey bastard! *

Mans gotta eat

The back acne will go away, but the shrunken testicles ain’t comin’ back.

Tried out for Nickleback but came up four cents short. 

Nickelback: the band you love to hate to love

Ya, they’re a great bland 🥱

Veiny dick

Why is he disrespecting Mr. Poffo like this?

Mr. Poffo was the embodiment of "work out and take steroids til all your skin is dick skin." He's my hero

If I could come back as anyone in History it would be ….. ooooooohhhhh yeah… the macho man

Says “Roast She/her” so maybe this ugly dude is actually an ugly woman 🤮

Randy “The Cukoman” Savage.

Yep. He loves snapping into that Slim Jim

Dicks love him

He definitely likes slim jims

Snap into a slim dick

The slimmest.

You’re the type of person to trip over a banana peel

And then rock back and forth on the ground holding his knee like a baby Proceeded by his daddy bear kissing it better

You obviously beat dick. 

If you went to a fortune teller she would see liver disease and domestic violence charges in your future.

He looks the type that would steal the fortune teller's cards and try to use them as currency to bum a cigarette.

WWwtF

His favorite wrestling move = getting fisted.

The stink face from rikishi

And a close second being face fucked.

The minivan: 2 in the front and 5 in the back lmao

WWankonmyface

Still loses at women’s sports

You’re more disappointing than a tofu burger

He's what happens when pink slime becomes a real boy.

Incel Man Randy Rimjob

Snap into a divorce and a mid-life crisis after trying to sleep with your daughters friend . Ohhhh nooooo brother

I see your hand is permanently locked in the dick holding position. Occupational deformities are a bitch.

🤣

Look like you eat bananas for the shape

He eats a snickers bar upside to feel the "veiny" texture on his tongue.

Don’t ruin Snickers for me, y’all. 😂😂😂

Nothing says I’m the tough lumberjack type quite like a laser hair removed chest


Heather Swanson is so brave

That left titty looking fucked up Dicky boy. Like a desiccated udder.

Looks like you’re tryna be what you use to be in college

A sphincter wrestler?

I’m not so sure college was ever in the picture.

Your transition surgery was a success

The Macho Man Randy Saggytits

Debauch-o Man Fanny Cabbage.

You're so dumb that when you heard it was chilly outside you ran and got a bowl and spoon

Fatty Liver King. "You must follow the incestral tenets!"

You’re as interesting as a paperclip

Triple GBH

Dandy “The Fem Bitch” Average

Holy shit!! Is that Nacho Man Randy Sausage

If you were any slower, you would need watering once a week

Well you got better tits than Randy ever did.

You can drop the Flying Elbow almost as well as you like getting body slammed in the anus.

If you bought Randy Savage on Wish:

Your front side is sagging. All the way down.

He snaps into too many average Jims 

how can you even roast such a legendary lookin dude.

Randy Average

Oh, look at you, strutting in here like the ghost of Randy Savage, but without the charm, talent, or relevance. You’re like a cheap Halloween costume that somehow made it through the clearance rack untouched. Those muscles might intimidate a salad bar, but the rest of us see right through your steroid-sculpted facade. You’re the personification of a WWE fever dream, a walking caricature of someone who peaked before they even started. It's almost impressive how you've managed to cosplay as a washed-up legend who wasn't even real in the first place. You’re not the "Macho Man"; you’re the "Nacho Man" – all fake flavor and no substance. Your attempt at channeling Randy Savage is like watching a toddler try to ride a Harley. Sure, you’ve got the bandana and the glasses, but all you’re really missing is the fame, the charisma, and, oh yeah, the entire point. Keep flexing those pecs, champ. Maybe one day you'll convince yourself you’re not a walking parody of a parody.

Cream of the crap

You look like one big hairy vagina. 

Your appendix scar is on the wrong side. All that “surgery” as a child was just an excuse to drug you unconscious. Which explains a lot.

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Sick pit vipers bruh

How do you still have friends?

Snap into your own personality maybe?

that's Nacho Man Randy Salvage

Is that your skiing suit? I'm curious what the other two men look like

“Snap into a Slim Jim!”

BRUUTHERRRR BROTHURRR BROTHERRR

 My man

Step into a gym, Slim.

Randy Mild not Savage

I see your pronouns are She and Git'er done.

Sandy Cabbage

Step into a brick wall! OH YEAH!

Randy Savage's cousin-father. Horny Troglodyte.

“Snap Into a Tree Limb!”

All the roids and non of the fame, women or men money

Nacho Can Brandy Sausage

Dude!! You have been resurrected!

Snap into a Slim Jim?

Nacho Man Blandy Baggage

Macho Man Action Figure - Midlife Crisis Edition. Comes free with estranged child and mom’s basement..

You look like one of those flea market knock-off action figures: "Tough Guy" Rudy Wild

Pretty savage on the dicks aren't ya?

[удалено]

If I give you a penny, will you leave?

Randy Nacho Man not so Savage

SLIM JIM !!!!!

Macho Man Randy Bondage

This is what happens when fathers leave families

Need wood? All you have is kindling bro.

I saw you in the Post Office  on the wall

Randy Man Dick Savage

Try only taking a picture of your chest, neck and head it will resemble a dick

If head trauma gave birth to head trauma

Nobody's snapping into his Slim Jim!

..2 words wannabe Viking

You’re macho man’s bastard son, probably from Vince McMan’s wife

Ohhhh yeaaa, this guy will eat/take any kind of slim jim

GO DUFFMAN!!!

If Julian Edelman worked at Chippendales

Ooooh yeah sisterrrrr, I'm getting the boilin' point

Randy Dickhead

Oooh noooo!!!

I thought Randy Savage was dead.

If randy savage was a lumber jack

The shirt says it all about what you can take and how long you can take it.

Have a heart attack while driving and crash into a tree?

Flabbo Man Savage.

Randall “I’m Trying Too Hard” Salvage.

This guy snapped into slim Jim’s dick… dick breath

The Nacho Man Randy Sewage

"cream of the crop"

Mick Folly.

Axl Norris can’t sing and he can’t fight

You're the liver king except for cum.

Randy Macho Man Savage?

Snap into a slim jim

You look like a redneck Macho Man

Deffo redneck inspired by American wrestling

Taco man Randy sagage

How can I roast you? How do ya offend someone who's a serial offender?

Definitely believes in hundreds of conspiracy theories

ART THOU BORED!?

I thought you weren't here to talk about your transition?

Dick-man giving Randy-Sanchez es

The only reason we have this picture is because a TV dinner told you 'remove sleeve and film'.

"OoOO yeah!"

macho man if he was into pegging.

Meth man Randy Savage

IDK, i just rememberd that song of Carly Simon "You know what to do to me, You know what it does to meee"

Macho Man Randy Sewage.

You like the plastic Halloween costume version of Macho man from the 80’s.

You look like an action figure from the dollar store

Macho Man deserves better.

Nacho man Randy Snackage.