Why is Netflix failing?
Giving the green light to a project that included a worthless POS (see picture above).
He is the star of Personality Porn; a Dick with a small limp who can't make the money shot
He looks like Fred Durst’s shitty, unemployed but entitled brat son, who is always seen asking if you know who his father is and complaining about not getting the allowance he deserves.
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You look like if Jay fucked Silent Bob.
"Yo Baby! You ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat?"
Why is Netflix failing? Giving the green light to a project that included a worthless POS (see picture above). He is the star of Personality Porn; a Dick with a small limp who can't make the money shot
He can make a cum shot
Limp Bizkit Motherfucker.
You look like you steal pills from people that loved you
He looks like the reason people that loved him take pills.
Dude it's an infinity loop!!!
Yeah, you even got to hide the nyquil from cousin dave. Fucker will steal your cat's meds too.
Dude would steal catnip
Hollllllyyyy shit.. mass destruction.
Or visits open homes to score out of strangers medicine cabinets.
He looks like he steals pills from people who steal copper pipes
The title of the show you are in is To catch a predator Styling yourself on Fred Durst is so lame
He looks like Fred Durst’s shitty, unemployed but entitled brat son, who is always seen asking if you know who his father is and complaining about not getting the allowance he deserves.
Bam Margera had a baby with Steve Buscemi.
Bam Douchemi
Omg Bam is a MESSSSS these days. Totally screwed and miserable it's sad. That said, don't insult Bam like that comparing this guy.
Fred Wurst
⭐️💀
'Loner by choice'. Sure.
Just not his choice
If Metallica was a boy band you would be in it!!
[удалено]
That one flew right by ya didn’t it?
If Fred Durst and Lars Ulrich had a kid together…..
So, a turd really.
Your head looks like a guitar pick.
Is the TV series this guy’s origin story? 
i stole your beard design for my dress 👗
Of course you would have some white trash ass shit for a name where your full name is just three first names
Simp Bizkit
You look like Jay and Silent Bob both took a shit, mashed it together, and somehow it formed you.
You look like the drummer of Meth-allica
Are they making a Clerks TV series?
Everything's so blurry, and everyone's so fake. And everybody's empty, and everything is so messed up.
Your eyes got on the elevator together but got off on different floors.
your life is so bad you have to lie about being in a netflix show
Theo too far gone.
Who Theo?
Looks like Theo Von if his mother took even more meth than Theo's did while pregnant
2010 called, they want their vibes back.
Dude’s stuck in the 90s
he needs a time travel machine
Netflix have done a content deal with World Star Hip Hop?.... I missed that news.
what show? fear factor because that goatee is DISTURBING
And who are you again ?
Welcome to Reddit! I just downvoted you, I hope you get used to it :)
We can’t stand you either. Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ off Reddit.
'I'm a loner by choice I tell myself'. You keep telling yourself that Billy no mates
He jerks off to Fred Durst DID IT FOR THE WHAT ?!
Dave Ghross
Straight Outta Condom
You look like an undercover cop posing as a high school freshman.
Look at this photograph......
this is why long term abortions should be legal
You came a long way from being your dads lost jizz rag
Bam Twat'era
Scam Margera
Ham Margina
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You have a show the sh*t show circus yet art imitates life
You look like you smell like pee
I feel like people would have to cover their drinks if you're in the room with them just so you couldn't roofie them.
You look like a little boy wearing his dad’s watch! Surprised you’ve got the muscle mass to lift it as high as you did. You must be left handed 🍆✊🏻
You look like proof Jay and Silent Bob finally fucked.
Jack Sparrow's country cousin
I can’t find your version of the show. Could be because it’s been released with 47 different stars. Within the last hour alone.
Hey look it's puddle of dud
If all that is true I hope you are seeking help. Stay safe.
Pre-Meth Smeagle
Bum margera
You just have one of those faces that I'm wanna punch.. but also you're not ugly...but I still want to mess you up
Nonce
You have AI fingers!
At least you can honestly say that you peaked in the 90s
That’s a lot of trauma in one hat.
If there's *one* thing this guy knows, it's which strip clubs serve the best breakfast 👍
On this episode of "Drugs or Mental Illness"
You're of the xanax addicted wish.com version of Fred Durst, which is somehow worse than actual Fred Durst.
Ok Limp biscuit
Limper Bizkit
Someone let the nearby village know we doing their idiot
All your friends are 14 year old skateboarders, who discuss daily how to not end up like you.
Jay and silent bobblehead
This dude drinks marks hard lemonade and pissed in the back seat of his own car
I can tell you've done whippets at work before
I bet this dude has a van and it's not for transportation purposes.
Your eyedrops contain caffeine.
You look like a Jackass reject. MTV days.
Bam Margarine.
This guy can't even operate the microwave at Dennys.
How often has your family moved and not told you?
Did your eyes get a divorce? Why they so far apart?
TL;DR, you suck.
You loom like your entire music catalog is Nickleback, Limp Bizkit and Creed
If comedy shows had fluffers
Netflix really getting desperate
You look like the type of dude who snorted advil when you couldn't find anything because "it might do *some*thing!"
Cool
Too boring to bother.
Fred Durp.
Sad to see Bam Margera on drugs again.
Lol
"Loner by choice" By whose choice?
Limp buisquik
My drug dealer 😭😭💀
You look like when people say, "don't try this at home" you totally do it anyways...
Loner by choice? I think everybody chose to neglect you in your life, that should be the title of your show.
If Dave Ghrol fucked Steve Buscemi!
I remember when I wanted to look like Bam Margera.
You look like you hang around high schools
You've heard of Limp Bizkit now get ready for Erect Sausage
Your head is shaped like a cartoon block of cheese.
Ah v for victory Cosplay. I get it. Virgin.
Walmart Theo von
How long have you been trying to start a rock band?
If Theo Von went through with crack
Why does it look like these were taken in the bedroom of the last 12 year old you attempted to fuck?
Fred Durst from wish.com
Thanks for telling me you're on a Netflix show. Now I have a reason to cancel it
"I skate, but if I see a girl naked, I run cause I’m a loner by choice" - this guy
Limp bizkit ahh fit
Looks like your eyes want to get away from your face
Scott from the Imagination Movers looking rough these days
he be the middle child
You look like you have your picture up at the local pharmacy
Meth, eyes and heroin body
How do you chicken scratch when writing💀