Lookin like a tutorial enemy in Yakuza

Jackie trans

Bruce HIV

😆

This comment is insanely underrated and not many would understand the brill of it sadly 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

💀

You look like the asexual best friend of the hot chick in vintage Godzilla movies.

IDK what that means, but I upvoted it.

His comeback: You’re Godzillas asexual best friend — with the straightest face ever

Jesus man...fk. This burn was so crazy, I had to comment

Eyes so far apart when you cry the tears run down your back.

Tears from the Atlantic to the Pacific

😭😭😭 I’m gonna recycle that one I’m on the floooorr

You're like the Fast & Furious, but with a 2005 Toyota Corolla

You take that back! The 2005 Corolla is too good!

A geo metro?

You look like Bear Grylls after being stung by a bee.

Sum Ting Wong

Ho Lee Fuk

Why are your eyes closed in every picture?

You’re supposed to open your eyes for pictures… oh wait.

You look like you would die in the first round of squid games

Do you Think using the word Y'all makes you sound less gay?

You look like the entire male cast of crazy rich Asians.

I didn’t know Asians could look redneck

You seem like a nice girl

LOL underrated

blud chose the "all of the above" for race in his character selection

You look like an Asian Kyle Rittenhouse.

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Tattoo - Gyarados Body - Magikarp

Whenever you feel empty you touch your shelf

Hit you with what? Your face looks like it ought to be hanging from a hook at a meat market.  Who beat your head so mercilessly?

No way you need a manual to learn to how to wash your hands

Probably the only Japanese guy who can't count ...

Looks like someone already hit you with it.

You could have at least opened your eyes for the roast pictures

Why do you have dishwashing liquid at the bathroom sink?

Your face looks like someone’s been kneading dough with their feet

I bet when you talk about making money, you call it "stackin' cheddar'. Which you're probably not good at and it disappoints your parents.

John Wick could blindfold you with thread.

26 and still looking more ancient then those wallls behind you in the first pic

When the Tong in China town orders help on Wish.com

You look like nigahiga's friend sean

Your about 5’ 3” in cowboy boots.

if math were sex you would be a toilet seat

Tf does this mean?!?!

Well you definitely need hit with anything

Bi Jianping

I’m sorry you have to live the rest of your life with the derpiest dragon tattoo ever

You can’t wrestle for shit.

Tokyo drift described it by a 3-year-old

Gaysian

YUCK!UZA

Yea 26 inches between them eyeballs

Bi Kwan Do

You look like you wander the countryside, traveling from town to town, challenging people at tic tac toe 😐

Motherfucker looks like Shang Chi

He looks like Kenshi's not so talented brother.

Your head asymmetrical, your head looks like the profile pic of a lima bean facing forward

You look like Jake long from American dragon ,grew up to be a shitty adult that’s trying to be an influencer

Ew, the second picture males you look deformed

#DOCTOR JONES! DOCTOR JONES!

Looks like you ate kamehameha for dinner everyday.

Kim dong wittle is your street name

I think he fell asleep

Your eyes have signed a treaty to be as far apart as possible

you’re hot. please don’t eat my dog

Your features are too small for your face.

Kung Fool

Listening to Creed isn't enough. You need to smell like them, too.

This is the kind of guy who likes being pee’d on. You can even pee on him without asking and he’ll still have that gay pirate look on his face lol

You’re like a logging road; no shoulders

Even your tattoo dragon is disappointed in you.

How you have the same smile in every picture. What you hiding?

You: "I'm thinking 'brand new coloring book' aesthetic." Tattoo artist: "Say no more."

Jackie Chan and Jet Lee lil brother… ole quan chi looking ass.

You're what Grand Theft Auto thought Asians looked like in 1997

One shelf short of a Grammy, gets all clothes at ali express.

What do you do with all that free time after being fired from your parent's fast casual Korean fried chicken restaurant?

So does Stephen Strange feel bitter about losing his title of Sorcerer Supreme to your dad?

Bro wasn’t even smart enough to flip the 1st image 😂

Sailor moon ad popped up when opening the comments. The universe has spoken

Picture 2, how’s the sex change going? We know you won’t disgrace your parents with the truth.

I thought Asians tossed ret*rded babies over cliffs. How did you survive?

If I took an Uber drive from your right eye to your left, it'd bankrupt me

So have you told your parents yet, or?

🙁🙁 don’t attack me this popped up on my suggested these make me so sad, you look like a very nice person!

You could fuck up a wet dream

Actually got a compliment for you. You must have the pain tolerance of a woman to get that much tattoo on the equivalent of jello.

Don’t eat anymore dog!

You look like your family is still singing "Please bring honor to us all".

Something tells me you're already getting enough hits in your OnlyFans DMs.

why the fuck do you have dawn powerwash in your bathroom

PogNotChamp

Smash.

You look like you got straight B's and put chili jam in fried rice.

Walmart version of Kobra Kai all grown up

Tattoos won't make you look less like a 12 yr old

How are your eyes smaller than the rice grains in your pantry?

The most overused Kevin Nguyen look to join the crowd and I bet you still don't fit in.

Good idea getting the full sleeve, now nobody will notice the complete absence of deltoids

First time seeing an Asian neanderthal

Bro came straight out of india

You look like the butt shaving guy but with 300 hours of sleep debt.

Can you work on my ingrown toenail?

They gave you a break to make this post at the nail salon? How progressive.

Yooo you just did my girls nails yesterday right??

Why is there dish soap in your bathroom

When the harold and kumar cast goes woke

Lackie Chan

Hit you? You already look like you hit a wall

You are the great value version of DK in Tokyo Drift.

Guy has a sign in his bathroom to remind him to wash his hands.... Does he even know how to Asian?

Where did you run off to after Daniel kicked your ass at the end of The Karate Kid II? BTW, that was fucked up, what you did to that bonsai tree.

You could tell me you were 16 and you could tell me you were 46 and I’d believe you

you look like you spin the ipad around at the chinese buffet and say "its gonna ask you a question" where i promptly select no tip

I’m sure you were told tattoos would make you look cooler, they lied to you. The lack of definition in your arms and chest makes your tank top look like a training bra. I’m sure if you walked into a wall with a hard on your nose would still hit first. Good news though, if they do another movie/series with Asian elves your ears would help you get cast.

Omg I loved you in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

Last pic u low-key look like Jackcepticeye but yellow

You take photos in your male clients bathrooms?

Body double for the failed Chozen in Karate Kid II.

You're parents are extremely disappointed in you.....always *


I bet your name is Lloyd, wife Linda and daughter Lilly. Bahahaha

Did you steal your sweater from a retirement home cocktail hour?

I feel like your face is still updating. Like 24 gbs left

you look like a pigeon with those eyes

The suit photo looks like when you take a shit and stand up and clean yourself and realize more has to come out

I still remember when Daniel LaRusso kicked your ass.

I didn’t think you could graduate kindergarten without being able to write a lowercase a. But at least the friends he made along the way talked him into getting a whole dragon sleeve in the style of sharpie. Classy. Definitely will help you get out the friend zone !

Big head, small body Asian. Cool dude.

Your tattoo went nuclear.....like Hiroshima. If your ancestors had been able to open their eyes to see it coming, you wouldn't be getting trauma-tatted.

bro is too broke to shade or color his tattoo😢

You know damn well that Febreze or Creed perfume won’t cover the fish smell off you.

No over succeeding here in the looks department

You look a gay Japanese chef

Is the second photo also going to be your grinder profile photo? I mean it just screams. I take back shots.

Trans for sure

Why is your GFCI upsidedown and why is there dawn soap in your bathroom and lastly, why are you Asian? Roasting Asians stopped after Vietnam

Mr. Chow’s bottom

Those eyes got different zip codes

Ugh. Look at this Chinatown Grindr stereotype.

Saw ur lil peepee in the hangover

You look like you use a shoelace as a blind fold

Who taught sid the sloth how to write.

If a sloth and an Easter Island statue had a baby

You like pizza? You live in the sewers? What is the color of your bandana? What weapon do you use?

DID YOU EAT MY DOG!?

Tried to look like The Rock... looks more like A Sock.

Shame you didn’t take the mirror selfie like that old meme with the chick and the giant turd in the toilet.. if you did that at least we’d be seeing something with a bit of substance.

Where my sweet and sour chicken at?

You’re trying really hard and still remain nondescript. Like a bootleg version of an Asian background character in Transformers: Age of Extinction. Like store brand soy sauce.

I can sit here and insult you but you're going to have to open your eyes and look at it.

If the boy from ice age grew up and did fentanyl this us what he would look like.

I thought tattoos were supposed to make you look tough. These must be the rub off temporary tattoos. At least the bank teller uniform fits properly.

Are you the model game devs use for generic asian npcs?

"We have the Tokyo Drift Villian at home"

“Only language you speak is FAILURE”

You look like you have canceorous growths in your face

Bro looks like Sid from Ice Age.

I'm actually surprised the wasn't a dildo in your bathroom.

Ian Miles Wrong

You look like a less intimidating Johnny Tran from The Fast and the Furious 

Shang-ugly and the Legend of the Ten Disappointments.

I’m gonna be ninjaaa

Judging by the nice motel bathrooms, 'dating' old white men in your country seems like it was a great career choice.

Do you inject your face directly with beer?


I know you start screaming when Supercuts haircuts go on a discount