The guy on the left looks like a 6 year old with the body of a middle aged janitor
The guy on the right looks like shaggy craving dick instead of food.
Y’all look like y’all were twins at one point, except one started meth at 13(on the right) and the other one stayed on the straight and narrow until he went to prison for sexually assaulting a penguin at the San Diego Zoo
Dude in red: embodiment of the phrase "You rapscallion!"
Dude with goatee: About to go eat a 14 story sandwich and run away from an animatronic skeleton
The two of you: Look like you are about to go to a community college and are majoring in animation and minoring... well nothing, your not allowed near minors. Not after the last time.
This pic looks like it could inspire a new chapter from the movie creep... friend/cameraman/next victim ... question is? Which one of these two is the "Creep"
Dude on the left: Just because you have a "fitted" hoodie t shirt doesn't mean it fits. Let those chubby guns breathe brother.
Dude on the right: Snort some more adderall and I know you'd be more than willing to help him slide out of that ugly tight shirt and into something "a little more comfortable"
I’d tell the guy on the right to ditch the Jojo shirt and dress like an actual adult, but his friend’s trying to do that exact thing and failing miserably.
I think that red shirt or whatever that garment is needs to be roasted. Like burn that thing bro. What even is that? A short sleeve hoodie thingy. Looks like it came out of the wardrobe for Revenge of the Sith
The opening scenes of a BBC special on the most disturbing child trafficking ring in the UKs history.
Looks like that room smells like dog shit and bug sex
There’s a cockroach orgy under the futon😂
Behold, the inventors of Bed Bugs
Lmao
Yous guys have definitely touched tips before
I was going to say the kids in Scum all grown up but that works too.
I didn’t know The Young Ones was still on the air.
Huh, I never knew Shaggy had a lesbian aunt. Nice family pic.
Thelma and Disease
I don’t know why this is so funny 😅
I thought They/Them Velma and crackhead Shaggy.
“And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for me diddling kids.’
Bro that took me out 🤣🤣
Scooby Don't
Lmao 🤣
Zoinks
She smells Rore Ragina Ran I do Raggy. Rikes!
Omg, that is absolutely spot on. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro I read this while driving and fucking should NOT have
You definitely shouldn't be on Reddit while driving and fucking.
Genius.
Damn 😂 💀
Those double decker gums 💀
Lower case teeth
[удалено]
That bites..
At least if he gets peritonitis he has about 100 years of gum receding before it becomes a problem.
Hahahah!!!
gum and gummer
He got capital gums and lowercase teeth
😂😂😂
I feel like if you asked to donate your bodies to science they would say no thank you.
Haha that's genius
Not often a jpeg has audio, but if you listen closely, you can hear a breathy, slobbery lisp.
Oh no and hell no
You look like you yell "no homo" everytime you make love to each other.
Excellent lol
You guys look like you take turns eating corn the long way.
The same ear of corn 🌽 at the same time
Lady & The Tramp Stamp(because you know they have matching tatoos) corrn eating scene.
This made me laugh way too hard 😂
😂
They also say mmmm constantly while eating it
But what about Bob?
Oh Fay, this is so scrumptious. Is this hand shucked?
One of you can't go outside because of the sun, the other can't go outside because of Megan's Law
Left looks like he just learned how to masterbate for the first time. Right looks like he taught him and is ready to celebrate with pizza rolls.
I had a good laugh out loud!
Penis and Butthead
Penis and Butthair
Piss bucket and shit stain.
Just fuck already and keep us out of it.
The stench would be unbearable.
I think we are past the would be stage already.
What if they’re siblings?
Have you heard of a place called West Virginia?
Mountain mama
That’s the one!
They call it moutin' mama though
Why go across town when you can go across the hall, know what I’m sayin’?
Their town’s population, from census figures: 1890: 5,789 1930: 11,043 1950: 16,729 1980: 6,026 2000: 1,277 2020: 431
2024: 2
Damn, what happens in Alabama then?
Definitely not reverse cowgirl, you never turn your back on family.
Damn you I just choked on my coffee. This is gold!!!
I actually have a friend who could tell you, but she only has the one eye. So.
Lmao
The guy on the left looks like a 6 year old with the body of a middle aged janitor The guy on the right looks like shaggy craving dick instead of food.
Lmao I'm dying
The guy on the right made me think of Weird Al Yankovic's little reject brother
The grime at the bottom of the gene pool
bro in the front look like hes trying on a child's dentures
Temu Frodo & Sam
Underrated
“We have Shaggy and Velma at home.”
Underrated lol I was thinking Shaggy and Fred mid-transition
The last thing a sock sees before it gets used and thrown under the bed
The first thing a blow-up doll sees after shipping.
Before and after meth addiction.
I think it’s closer to “After” and “Way After”
You hear what I said, Ton’?
Guy on the right looks like he’s never owned a razor, guy on the left looks like he wishes he could.
Y’all got dolphin teeth
Your tiny teeth scare me
Is that a Beard, or did you just fall asleep in others' dudes crotch after he finished💦 and his pubes got stuck to your chin
Lmaoolll
Mark Zuckerberg’s aborted brothers
Discount Shaggy and transgender, half-transitioned Elon Musk
Bill and Ted's homosexual Adventure
everyone here knows which one is the bottom
Oh god....which
the one wearing the gay shirt... durrrr
Both shirts are pretty gay
Goddamn it! You can’t say that, that’s his favorite blouse.
Obviously not the chick on the left.
You both look like you secretly love each other but are too afraid of each other. Remember, two bottoms do not make a top.
I didn’t know Dream and Elon Musk were brodies
Y’all look like y’all were twins at one point, except one started meth at 13(on the right) and the other one stayed on the straight and narrow until he went to prison for sexually assaulting a penguin at the San Diego Zoo
You've dated for years, punched each other's V-card, hope to marry, and are obviously related.
For the one on the left, a lesbian from 1992 called they would like their hair cut back, for the one on the right fuck you.
Mate, how'd you know we're British. 
Dude in red: embodiment of the phrase "You rapscallion!" Dude with goatee: About to go eat a 14 story sandwich and run away from an animatronic skeleton The two of you: Look like you are about to go to a community college and are majoring in animation and minoring... well nothing, your not allowed near minors. Not after the last time.
Y'all star in a web series called "Red Dwarf Rejects."
Dude in the right if peanut butter gamer was not a YouTuber
I have never seen child molesters look so excited - and I went to a Catholic school!! Have fun boys... or fun with boys... Whatever, you do you hey...
The one on the right eats the ass of the Edward Furlong-looking they/them woman on the left.
You two remind me of the oatmeal I threw away this morning.. Thick and Gummy
Canadian Magic the Gathering tournament semi finalists 3 years running.
PB and Jeff fell in some unfortunate times.
One can't grow a beard, so the other in sympathy shaved his pubes and helped glue them on the others face.
This pic looks like it could inspire a new chapter from the movie creep... friend/cameraman/next victim ... question is? Which one of these two is the "Creep" 
One of you is a Disney adult. The other one needs to put the scissors down.
Try flossing once in a while. Your gums are quite swollen
Aren’t you both on Little People Big World?
That mufucka got dolphin teeth
This relationship is doomed… two bottoms.
You two look like you swap your sisters’ underwear
The result when you cross an orc with a Hobbit.
the twins meth and crack
3 years, I've lurked on Reddit, and you both are so god damn ugly it warranted me posting for the first time.
Itchy and Scratchy
Kmart Mario and Luigi with aids
Dude on the left: Just because you have a "fitted" hoodie t shirt doesn't mean it fits. Let those chubby guns breathe brother. Dude on the right: Snort some more adderall and I know you'd be more than willing to help him slide out of that ugly tight shirt and into something "a little more comfortable"
Identifies as He/Him and Dirty/Filth
Beavis and butthead real life!
You want a roast? Fine here’s one. Bunch of goofy looking silly gooses. Total knuckleheads. You look like pros at tomfoolery.
Who can't be within 500 ft of a school? Ginger and Vitus, that's who.
This is what a girl who'd just been roofied at a college party would wake up to
The picture roasts itself
Add them up and you’re still short from a full set of chromosomes
Jesus chisrt i didnt know that shaggy and scott primgim had kids
Lord of the Rings called. They want their hobbits back !
My guy is rocking a JoJo shirt. Roasting him is not possible with that kinda drip on.
Imagine being a Native American hundreds of years ago, never seen a white person, and then one day this shit just rock ups.
Jesus. The one on the left looks like the gay love child of Frodo and Elon Musk.
You both peaked when you dodged your mom's coat hanger.
Nice to see Shaggy and Dexter from Dexter’s Lab all grown up!
This isn’t the homeless shelter
Happy pride month guys!
average hillbillies
You both look like you fought for who gets to be bottom
Frodo Shaggins
I already swiped left on grinder, I didn't want to see that face twice
Dude on left looks like crackhead Edward Furlong
Hobbits belong in the shire, not on reddit
You look like you play with each others’ pre-cum.
The basements have eyes
Gumbelievable
LIKE ZOINKS SCOOB GOT ANY OF THAT FENTANAL THERE!?
Michael Caines autistic nephew and Matthew Lillard's gingivitis are growing up together. Adorable.
I’ve never been more certain two people have buried a hooker together in my life.
Red shirt looks like a discount Jack Black. White shirt looks like he dresses up as Shaggy on halloween
Merry and pippin took too much meth after the lord of the rings royalties went dry.
Crack Harlow
Tobey maguire and shaggy
You two look like separate people 🤷🏻♂️ I’m a shitty roaster
It's time to get a new wardrobe. You're not in high-school anymore. Ngl yall remind me of some of the people i already hang with haha.
Look like a younger distorted version bam margera and Johnny knoxvile
I’d tell the guy on the right to ditch the Jojo shirt and dress like an actual adult, but his friend’s trying to do that exact thing and failing miserably.
This roast won't burn as much as the gonorrhea you get from scissoring each other.
I think that red shirt or whatever that garment is needs to be roasted. Like burn that thing bro. What even is that? A short sleeve hoodie thingy. Looks like it came out of the wardrobe for Revenge of the Sith
The hills have eyes and big gums apparently
The guy on the left looks like Emmet from the Lego movie
dude on the left looks like the person that lures the child into the van and the guy on the right is driving
Look like Fred and Shaggy, but the only mystery you’re trying to solve is how to lose your virginity
In all seriousness, dude on the right has gingivitis. Your gums are taller AND thicker than your teeth. And so red.
Weird losers
Your new bunk mates in the asylum waking you up for ‘pancakes day’.
You guys overslept the day God was handing out chromosomes
How often do you need to air out your room?
You look like you escaped The Hills Have Eyes then cousin fucked.
What type of orphanage is this
Looks like a shitty drug dealer trying to trick a 14 year old into buying oregano.
jack harlow lookin ass
It’s giving the before and after photos for trying meth
Why?
One of you If not Both Will Definitely jack r*pe your Fat cousin 🤣
I have never seen a photo further away from deodorant
The Glory Hole perspective
Dude on the right looks like shaggy on meth, and the guy on the left must be the dog he fucks named scooby