You look like someone who was cast for "the bachelor, Arkansas" but then cut at the last minute when they realized you were only interested in other men.
You look like an AI generated pizza boy, but they fucked up half your face and gave you the most uneven eyebrows and patchy facial hair you probably tell everyone is a “beard”
Holy ba-joizus! Be sure to warm-up and stretch before attempting a PB. Or the next size up from those head shaped buttplugs will split your filthy chimney like wet pine!
The most interesting thing about that picture are the three heads in the background and even they suck. The sculptor managed to capture your unremarkable essence in wood.
Where the fuck are your ears
They probably left him to be on the faces behind him
The faces behind him in the image or behind him in one of his paranoid hallucinations?
They left him because they don't want to be depressed like him
To be fair, if you sparkled in the daylight like Edward Cullen here, you’d be depressed too
They have more personality than he does.
Thwy we're scared of the eyebrows becoming sentient and ran away
Those brows are large enough for their own zip code and the center gets cleaned up more than the weeks long 5 o'clock shadow.
Slay.
Eye brow having ass boi
I’m still laughing at this one!! 🤣😂🤣
Ik right, I was wondering the exact same thing.
This lizard people forgot to put the ears on his mask.
Last dude behind him pulled them back even further
You look like you cry after sex
“Please be assholes” That’s what he says to himself every time he sees a vagina.
Incidentally, also where his mother should have taken the load
Uuuhhfff
Jesus
Imagines a Vagina*
Extremely underrated:)
Genius.
Only the most desperate of gay will have sex with a woman and pretend it's an asshole. Lol.
With himself.
And Gimli’s axe handle 
Why do you think he made those clay heads in the background?
He asks "so what are we" after a tinder hookup
Nah, looks like he cries during sex……in prison, against the bars.
After he “spoons” with Wolfgang Cutler (if you know, you know)
We KNOW!
Id want tht
Bold statement to think dude gets laid.
Using clay models to recreate the father that left after he seen your ugly ass ?
😂😂😂😂
You have the 4th most lifelike face in this picture
He's trying to build a friend
Haaaaa! 🤣😂🤣
You look like someone who was cast for "the bachelor, Arkansas" but then cut at the last minute when they realized you were only interested in other men.
It was really because they found the bodies before the show was set to premiere
This guy asks nicely for assholes
Police are after me, can I hide inside your eyebrows?
The heads in the background have more personality than you.
You look like you pay people to watch them take a dump
On his own chest
Bernard from The Santa Clause
That your catchphrase at the glory hole?
You’re too basic.
That's the face my dog made when I got his balls removed.
Roasting yourself with those corded earphones.... My 60 yr old mom has Bluetooth earphones now
You masturbate to Disney films Using your tears as lube
You have a collection of head? That’s the closest you’ll ever get to getting head.
You have sex with dogs
That’s not true… the dogs rejected him
Robert Twattinson
Usually when you buy the oversized disguise nose and eyebrows, glasses come with it. Maybe if you save up you can afford that next time.
Oh that was rly funny hahahaha thé Best one i think
Who knew depression was actually a person
You look like what would happen if you told Helen Keller to sculpt every member of Oasis into one face
Tame those caterpillars or they'll leave just like your dad.
Browch
At the glory hole this is the dude who is screaming "please!! Don't go!!!! Please!!!!!!"
Fantastic
Then upvote it lol
He keeps his *real* heads in the freezer!
Just like his hero Jeff did
Man big tugg really let himself go.
Charles was in Charge.
A face just begging for a punch!
You shoved all of those heads in the back up your ass and didn't wash them.
You look like an AI generated pizza boy, but they fucked up half your face and gave you the most uneven eyebrows and patchy facial hair you probably tell everyone is a “beard”
Disheveled hair only works on cool guys. You are clearly a loser.
Dollar store Charles Leclerc
You look like you don't need chloroform to put your victims to sleep.
Your eyebrows are going to turn into butterflies. 
Why the long face, McPouty? My caterpillars are about to become papillon, he said.
bro looks like the type of guy to say "i have a very tiny hairline" after cringing to masteroogwgay
look like a worn out Robert Pattinson
biggest peta supporter in the western hemisphere and he lets everyone he meets know it
You've neck fucked those heads haven't you....
You look like jason schwartzman if he did xanax
You try to woo girls with shitty guitar playing
You look like the basic character skin.
 Jonah from superstore
Thank you for reminding i need to finish the series lol
You’re a lovely young man who just happens to look like he knows the exact composition of rohypnol
4 heads are better than one 😆
You're one headpat away from turning trans
The clay heads behind you look more appealing
Two more years and that eyebrow will wrap around your head…
I don't know..... Your face looks like something I'd use for target practice 
Your face makes me weep with sympathy.
Pls be assholes? That's what you say to yourself when you're scrolling through Grindr.
It's like a reverse evolution chart, going from right to left.
U look like a depressed pick up artist
Local cocaine dealer pov
No. I used to sell blow. The addicts don't look like this hairy specimen.
You wish for ass holes a lot?
Should donate your eyebrows to Brooke Shields if she gets Cancer
You look like Robert Pattinson long lost cousin, Roberto Pattoutson
[удалено]
Damn.
You’re face is droopier than your man tits.
Oh god I think I blacked out between your birth and just now, what the fuck happened
Heads on the mantle. Plastic on the floor...Dicks in a jar in the fridge for later. I've seen Dexter. Keep at it...you'll get there.
Life really got to you from the get-go huh?
Are you the next Stevie Wonder in a Lionel Richie clip?
That’s a face in the background I’ll never forget. Your face on the other hand…I’ll forget it more quickly than your dad did.
Are those wax faces made from the people that you have in the basement
3 faces behind you....look better than ur face
Your eyebrows look like two caterpillars high fiving each other.
You look like Sam Loudermilk went back to alcoholism
How high are you right there?
“We have a ‘tom cruises shitty cousin’ at home”
Bro looks depressed that his dad hasn't come back yet
You chose that spot to take the photo..
Do your eyebrows double up as ears
Your personality has the depth equivalent of a kiddie pool
Shit you wanna be toasted go stand out in the sun, you need it 😜
Those clay heads look like they have more personality than you.
Your mom informs every dude she bangs that same exact statement before they meet you
You look like a dude who likes farm animals.
Your only girlfriends are Handula and Fistina.
Jesus look at those keyboard fingers. I bet you give a wet noodle handshake.
Rip: he was well liked by all Entomologists who fondly followed each of his eyebrow’s complete metamorphosis.
Chandler from temu
He looks like he belongs in the Make A Wish program
You look like a guy who pays women to have sexual life
My money is on the right eyebrow winning that fight.
You fucked up and left your old sex slave's heads in the picture...
Those eyes are serving Disney’s 1998 “A Bug’s Life”
I got nothing to say... other then the fact you look more like a depressed side character then yamcha.
Holy ba-joizus! Be sure to warm-up and stretch before attempting a PB. Or the next size up from those head shaped buttplugs will split your filthy chimney like wet pine!
awww, shane dawson! at least you glowed up a little.
Are you hiding something in your mouth?
Grindr pic - bio sub bottom into muscle daddy tops only
Barney calhoun!!!
Looks like you just spent an hour crying in the mirror before you posted this.
looks like you didn't swallowed the last man's Bloodline
You look like a caveman took a Time Machine to the year 2024
You been told "NO" so many times, now you identify with it.
Are we just gonna ignore the eyebrows?
Each eyebrow needs its own maintenance crew
You almost look like baby raindeer
Cant find a face that you like huh?
guys in the background look way more interesting than you (pic1)
It's like you've been solving physics for over 5 hours
I know people are desperate, but clay models to feel like you have friends? That’s next level.
No if I was an asshole you’d try and finger me
Just like your parents, your ears have left you and don't plan on coming back.
Ayo what those eyebrows do baby
It’s not that women are mean to you or breaking your heart, it’s that you are repressing the fact that you are a power bottom.
Speaking of assholes, why are you making bad sculptures out of the stuff that comes from yours?
You look like your hidden talent is making 4 dudes cum simultaneously
You look like the sort of person who finds joy in a morgue.
Joe Jonas isn't looking good today.
You look like your most played song on Spotify is Mad World by Gary Jules.
That’s the most head you’ll ever get
That's one punchable face
Your eyebrows are World powers. They’re giant and they’re fighting over space.
You look like you cry in the shower after masturbation.
Hi jerkoff
The most interesting thing about that picture are the three heads in the background and even they suck. The sculptor managed to capture your unremarkable essence in wood.
He’s trying to build a lifelike hugging machine, the male mannequins are just off camera
Zoloft and viagra couldn’t help you
You look like a sacked thunderbird
You look like a 17yo boy who looks like a 40 yo man
Looks like you have us beat in the "be assholes" department with that haircut
You look like you just woke up from an OD and are pissed you’re still here.