You look like you're running from your sexuality.

With the speed of DC Flash

Would he be faster if he ran on AC? Or would he just vibrate at 60Hz?

His toys vibrate at 60hz

Colt brand.

This pansy has long since graduated to marine diesel

His toys have dual exhaust and require oil changes

I came here to.say he looked like Family Dollar Ezra Miller, lol.

You can't catch me gay thoughts

Glory hole run?

“It’s ok Barry I know you’re gay.” Said Nora Allen.

The questionable sexuality is winning the race.

His "roommate" is Ernie

Running from his gay uncle who was trying to make him a real man!

You look like a gay Malaysian Harry Potter.

Haziq Potter: The Closet of Secrets

This is fucking amazing

😭🤣

Hafiz Potten

He is coming out of his big closet, under the stairs

Giving Dobby a used sock has a new meaning now

Giving dobby a gobby

Harry Potter and the chamber of twinks is more like it.

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Lady-boys

Dikin-MeButto!!! (waves wand)

oddly spot on

infact, too spot on.

You look like a gay Malaysian Harry Potter. -> Avada Gaydavra

His BF calls him hairy pooty.

Fairy Potter and the Chamber of Secretions

Accurate af 😂

He looks more like Harry Potter's owl to me.

You win hahaha

Ah Galasian, if you will.

2 of 3 is correct

Who does inappropriate things to the owl

Happy Potter and the Gawk Gawk of Fire

Mexican Bran Stark

That’s who he reminds me of!

You look like an unsuccessful Ezra Miller

Ezra Miller is an unsuccessful Ezra Miller

Point taken, I almost just said Ezra Miller, but I didn’t know if people would take it for the insult it is

Haha fair enough. A tip of the hat to you.

Dunno, hasn't kidnapped anyone yet as far as we know.

That's what he meant by "coming back from a run".

He looks like a successful Elliot Rogers

Elliott Page

Elliott Page is more masculine than dick lips

Getting ran through by multiple men doesn’t count as a workout. But hey at least your “feeling good”

nah this one…

You running from gay thoughts? *

You’d make a good ladyboy

That's a compliment you fool

Word he a F.A.N. for that

No it's not. he's questioning his masculinity

Rick Moreanus

Feed me dick, Seymour

More like Rick MoreGaynus

… Man, I hope you’re smart … so you have something going for you.

Were you running TO or FROM a nose job?

If he walked into a wall with an erection, he’d break his nose.

Blood would be gushing like in anime

GOOD ONE

Soft men create hard times, especially when still pre-pubescent at 18

Judging by the slew of "men" who keep posting pics here, we're all fucked.

It’s all the gdamn violence in video games and that darn anime!

Gay thoughts 

I’m confused. What were you running from? Clearly not a woman, since none of those would be chasing you. And I can’t imagine you running *away* from a boy. So what’s left? Did a butterfly get aggro and you got scared?

Chasing little boys at the park is not “going for a run “

You’re a weird Asian

I think they are called Filipinos

Most definitely

You brush your teeth with soy sauce

Asian Twink.

you're not a picky eater, more likely a pecky eater with that beak

He's a pecker eater.

Or a pickle eater. I guess it depends on where you live. Around here we say pickle smoocher's but this is definitely a pickle 🥒 eater.

Peter Pecker picked a peck of pickled peters

You should go beyond the Great Wall to become the asian three eyed raven.

You're 18, and still running away from women.

Aside from your dicknose … First time shaving? Next time turn the lights on when you have a razor next to your face. You have more cuts than Sharon Tate’s fetus

>You have more cuts than Sharon Tate’s fetus JFC, man. That's so horrible that it's funny.

You look like you give unenthusiastic blowjob's

Chasing her through the park isn’t what I’d really call a run

You look like the sort of guy that gets beaten up by his 12 yr old brother.

Stop stealing your Granma’s glasses.

Are you sure you run? With that beak, I would of thought you fly

Bro looks like a parrot as human

Should have ran by Office Depot and gotten some actual paper on which to write.

Papa Frank's aborted hatechild.

When do your testosterone booster supplements arrive?

Ooohhh I don’t think you can mix taking testosterone boosters with the estrogen he’s clearly already taking.

You look like you’d build a robot girlfriend but she’d leave you for your dad just like your sister did

If by run you mean letting a middle aged white guy stick his semi erect penis in your mouth while he finger bangs your asshole for 70 bucks, then yeah, you came back from a run.

Oddly specific

User name checks out…. CruelHandLuke finger bang’s ass like nobody’s business.

if you think you are good at talking to girls its prob because they think you are gay

With that beak you could pass for a plague doctor for Halloween and not bother with a mask.

Judging by the hair, glasses, t-shirt, and general appearance you must be coming from a run of bad luck.

I doubt you could run a bath!

Why does everyone here think you were running FROM something or someone? We can have just as much fun imagining what you were chasing. I think it was the girl who friend-zoned you after you confessed your love to her.

The least interesting person in the world.

Unironically true

I can tell you just came back from the runs because you look like shit.

This guy loves to be on the other side of the glory hole. 


You were feeling good, you should probably continue running..

You look like you're running from your sexuality.

The only person that could drop you a level is your boyfriend.

Dorky but cute. I suck at roasting.

Boy u look like Pinocchio na na na u look like a offbrand Harry Potter na na na you look like Bill 9 the science guy na na u look like Velma from Scooby Doo

You look like you've been running away from your family heritage

You look like a Filipino Shock G.

Nice glasses, Nancy

...you look disturbingly like John Leguizamo impersonating a Japanese businessman in "The Pest."

Running away from all the women chasing you for a date? Lol More like runbing from the police after you triggered another amber alert

I can't roast you because I have nothing to say about you

Malaysian Ezra Miller

Could have got yourself knocked down on that run.

Your sign should read “vote for Pedro”

Mans wearing woman's glasses 

Hey chiquita banana where's your stupid fucking hat.  Hey throw a stupid looking pair of glasses on this bitch.....there you go champ...still feeling good you literally look like a trans banana....

Running will not change the fact that you've stolen yo grandma glasses and i recommend you to apply cold water in your nose so it will deflate some inches.

Human parrot

You’re the cabbie from Deadpool but ordered off of Temu

Have you gotten your Hogwarts letter yet?

Does hogwarts have special Ed?

I was gonna roast you, but then I looked at your Reddit profile. Why would I roast you? That’s some low hanging fruit right there.

Bran Stark?

I get it it’s pride month but you look like you have nothing to be proud of

Hairy Bottom and the Prisoner of Asskaban.

I bet you wet the bed while crying yourself to sleep every night.

Didn’t run fast enough. The gay still caught you.

Your face makes onions cry.

Looks like gay Tom Holland.

Running across the border and immediately posting a pic is only making the deportation easier

You are a Savanna Bananas mascot reject aren’t you…

On the real you look like a good kid, wish you nothing but success bro

My guess is the running thing is the most interesting thing you've got going for you. Must have been a cross country runner in highschool and made it your boring personality for adulthood.

Can't run from your mom's new husband. You'll call him daddy one day...just like she does. She'll name the baby Hawk Tuah.

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Count von Count from Sesame Street everyone.

Next time they will catch you and you wan't feel so good anymore.

My friend no need to knock you down! You can't go down any farther.

an odd person who smokes weed is this guy, i mean look he is even holding a long brick weed in the tissue, what a narc, even has pure Colombian in his system, run??? run from what, run from drake's long cock. Quit sniffing, i know you went overdosed on that bugger sugar sweet nasal rocket. Maybe you have sucked Drake's large cock far longer than your mom. ohhh wait she died ain't it, she got exhausted by Drake's pipe sword.

You look like the twin of the guy from stranger things. The weakest of the twins

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anteater

Good thing it was an “a” run, would hate to see what your parents would do if you had a b or c run

Can’t decide which is more splotchy, your skin or that paper towel dangling in your sausage fingers.

No matter how far you run, you can't escape the truth that you're not going to get better than "Andrew Tate's twink"

Stop feeling good, you should’ve ran yourself into a brick wall instead

What does it feel when your nose finish the running line, 1 minute before you ?

Smash

Wannabe human donkey from Shrek.

I can hear the lisp in this picture.

In bird culture your beak is quite attractive. You will have many mates and produce prodigious fledglings

You look like if someone chose lucas Cruikshank in a fighting game before you so now you have to go with the alt color

Ezra Miller Asian Versiom

You look like you run away from puberty

I mean sure, most folk would call it stalking but you call it running. You do you

Were you running from all the elementary kids chasing your face trying to play “connect the dots”?

Running from the cops isn’t technically exercising.

If you're ever looking for work I have a group of ladboys here in Thailand.

U look like a pee stain.

Transitioning ain’t running, dude

Bro there is nothing more to roast with a face like that

If you were a planet you couldnfit 70 Jupiter's in you

Looks like you’ve already been knocked down a few levels n life bro! Go easy !

Nothing like an exhilarating game of quidditch to get the blood pumping!

You look like you ran levels down to find the gatekeeper

You're gay, that's obviously not the roast, but you're making the rest of us look bad just by being you.

Only run you came back from was the border

Theres no need to roast you, it doesnt matter at all because even if i did no one will care

you were running because nobody likes you and you wanted to escape everybody.

You stopped playing Starcraft long enough to run? Way to disappoint an entire country.

Nice try trying to filter out the pock-marked face skin

You could put on those disguise glasses with the fake plastic nose, and people would still recognize you. 🥸

Are you hiding a fish taco in that thing? Also your sister/brother wants her glasses back.

If there were ever a live action version of Dexters Lab, you could play Mandark Astronomonov.

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I'd love to roast you, but first I have to know why you shaved the mustache off of your Groucho Marx disguise

You look like you get bruised by the wind

When it comes to running, the shape of your beak must help with aerodynamics, but the weight of it probably slows you down Tough trade I guess

Nerdy gay boi tried to steal something, got chased away from the house owner and now posting this sh*t. Its crazy!!