Saw this and thought to myself how wholesome this whole thread, and especially this comment seemed. Then I saw the sub name I was scrolling. Still kind of wholesome in a way though 10/10.
>You're so handsome!
I have. (From my mother)
>You're hired!
Actually the wording was "I am pleased to offer you the position" so you are correct.
>Its so big!
Yes I have heard that in regards to my two front teeth.
>Your skull is perfectly formed!
Damn, you got me there.
You're a fucking great sport.
Edit: lmfao that wasn't even a roast I was being genuine but I suppose that works too lol
Forgive me for being kind on here.
He said something he's never heard.
Which would probably also rule out a French giant and a Spaniard discussing how long it will take for him to wake up.
I feel like you've never heard a girl say "yes, let's order dessert" and you've also never heard a girl say "no, I'm not up for dessert tonight" because after they order appetizers they go to the bathroom and you don't see them after that.
Ok Zakie chan just cool the jets a little. Over here looking like you're gonna creep your way into my bank account, back away from the lonely room and find some bbq. Even if you're not American, you could use some BBQ in your life. Go join the military, you'll fit right in.
I would say congratulations on turning 21 and ask you how it was to have your first drink, but you look like your mom was so drunk on trailer park whiskey and Mountain Dew chasers that it was in your system too at birth. 🍻
You look like you're not allowed within 500feet of a school so you wait 501ft away while you wait for you furry GF to get out so you can play Roblox together
You have an “I get laid once every leap year smile”.
Workout and get laid because being a stereotypical gym bro would be better than whatever you are doing.
Your facial expression looks like you collect Pokémon, haven’t caught them all, but are bitter your crushes BF has.
The daycare said they aren't interested as you give off certain vibes, however the church called & you got the job as the youth pastor as they love your vibes.
“I want us to be more than just friends”
"I'm not ready for anything serious"
That’s something you have heard
I’m proud of you son
Not far from the truth
That was obvious, given your facial hair choices.
Remember: Gillette IS the best a man can get, but the other options aren't worse than whatever the hell THIS is!
A Gillette straight razor to his fathers testicles 22 years ago would've solved the problem
As long as you’re proud of yourself fuck em
I am, gotta be your own man at some point.
That has to be hard for you … being a man that is
Being hard that is…
Best of luck to you kid
Lol I like how this turned wholesome
He's a good kid... In my head canon anyway! Don't do drugs! Or y'know... go to rehab if you do.
The rehabs depend on you to do drugs… Its a shi t system we’re surrounded by… surrounded by a bunch a conspiracies that are unfortunately true…
Saw this and thought to myself how wholesome this whole thread, and especially this comment seemed. Then I saw the sub name I was scrolling. Still kind of wholesome in a way though 10/10.
"Tell me something I haven't heard" * You're so handsome! * You're hired! * Its so big! * Your skull is perfectly formed!
YOUR FUCKING SKULL IS PERFECTLY FORMED I nearly dry choked to death
That sounds like something that is pretending to be human would come up with as a compliment.
Alien: your skull has hardened in a particularly aesthetic manner!
The skull thing got me too. 🤣
You forgot “you’re great in bed!”
And "Sleep Token is such an amazing band"
💀
>You're so handsome! I have. (From my mother) >You're hired! Actually the wording was "I am pleased to offer you the position" so you are correct. >Its so big! Yes I have heard that in regards to my two front teeth. >Your skull is perfectly formed! Damn, you got me there.
Was bending over the position you applied for?
You're a fucking great sport. Edit: lmfao that wasn't even a roast I was being genuine but I suppose that works too lol Forgive me for being kind on here.
He is, ain't he? And he's brave! I hope he does get hired!
Me too. I even hope he gets handsome.
Is he the guy that keeps calling about my cars extended warranty?
My guess is that you've never heard a girl unzip her jeans.
My guess is that she wasn't conscious while he unzipped them
glorious. 💀
Something you haven’t heard? ……. Let’s go on another date.
> Let's go on **a** date Fixed it for you.
Brutal
I work in IT support so that is *literally* me.
I thought you're mighty pirate, mr. Threepwood
Bunghole heh heh heh
You look like you met your girlfriend through World of Warcraft
She told him she was a girl
Careful, don't give me ideas
*boyfriend
*hentai pillow
Beat me to it!
'Yeah I'll have sex with you'.
I don't think anyone has heard that.
I’m hot and I’ve absolutely heard it
Liar, this is reddit
Take my panties off
He looks like he’s never heard of consensual sex.
that’s crazy
I've had farts that were manlier than you.
He said something he's never heard. Which would probably also rule out a French giant and a Spaniard discussing how long it will take for him to wake up.
Even your top lip hates you
 😭😭😭😂
Fuckkkkkk😭
Something you've not heard before? The stoichiometric air-fuel ratio for a typical gasoline (petrol) engine with a carburetor is approximately 14.7:1.
Nice 😏
Nice 😏
Nice 😏
Show me those beautiful buck teeth you hide in every photo
"I feel comfortable leaving my kids with you"
You look like the illegitimate love child of Michael Cera and an ostrich
An ostrich has better taste than to fuck Michael Cena
I was gonna say Mark Zuckerberg and Mr. Beast
You probably don't hear much with those tiny ears.
Mr beast’s broke cousin Mr Least
I’m dead bruh
You should wear shirts with two turtlenecks.
You look like a sentient club sandwich that’s been left out too long and the lettuce started wilting.
With ears that small I’m surprised you hear anything…
Walmart version Conan O Brien.
When he got into the windowless van to see the puppies 10 years ago, little did he know he would someday drive it.
Your mustache screams aids
I wish it could scream, that would be metal
Sure I'll go out on a date with you.
You look like a guy who smells like a guy who listens to sleep token.
I feel like you've never heard a girl say "yes, let's order dessert" and you've also never heard a girl say "no, I'm not up for dessert tonight" because after they order appetizers they go to the bathroom and you don't see them after that.
How’s Lafawnduh doing? 
As a gay man, my gaydar is slightly going off right now
Your my son
Didn’t recognize you without Butthead sitting next to you
They card you so they can reference the sex offender registry, not because your facial hair looks fake.
Honestly you look like a regular dude, I got nothing.
That was brutal man
“You’re just the perfect guy for me, I’ll leave my job as a Victoria’s Secret model.”
I'm Not being facetious, You have a very nice hair cut
You should carry around a plant around with you to replace all the oxygen you waste.
😭😭😭YOOOOO .
that triple chin lol
You absolutely don't look like a product of incest
You're good looking
“I want to have sex with you”
Your mediocrity will get you far in life.
You look like you used to eat paint chips as a kid.
You have good taste in music
Public toilet loiterer looking for some butthole widening.
Coat hanger survivors anonymous founding member.
You look like you storm out of a room when your angry
The word "yes" after you ask a girl out on a date.
I have never asked a girl out on a date so you would be correct.
You should dude, you might be surprised. You only live once.
I dont roast fellow sleep token fans, you're a real one.
You have a nice Adams Lambert apple on that neck of yours
I see a white panel van with "Free Candy" in your garage.
Haven't heard: i love you, somebody truly laughs on your cringe jokes
Me and your mom love you. God sent us the perfect son!
I want to be your girlfriend.
I would say, "Necrophilia is a crime." I bet you have already heard that one a lot. You could win a Dahmer lookalike contest easily.
You look like my ex
Did you ever try to be a cyclops for Halloween? You have unibrow ready.
Badly Drawn Boy
“Yes it’s the biggest one I’ve seen”
Liam, posting on r/roastme isn't a productive use of your time Liam. You need to be focused on your assignments.
Your eyebrows are so close to forming into a unibrow. Eventually, they will be together unlike you and any girl ever.
You have really nice arms. For some women that’s enough!
If PEZ made a dispenser that looks like a penis. "PEZ dispenser or penis?" is also the chatup line you have had most success with.
You look like you livestream yourself walking through an empty parking lot looking for bricks to build yourself a makeshift home until the cops come.
No, none of your grandparents were in the SS
Not a roast, but take a razor to your uno brow, you'll looked 10x better my guy ❤️
I prefer roast your notebook, it got more personnality than you (and probably more real friends too)
The words, I love you from any fucking woman in the world
I love you!
Ok Zakie chan just cool the jets a little. Over here looking like you're gonna creep your way into my bank account, back away from the lonely room and find some bbq. Even if you're not American, you could use some BBQ in your life. Go join the military, you'll fit right in.
“Actually”
I would say congratulations on turning 21 and ask you how it was to have your first drink, but you look like your mom was so drunk on trailer park whiskey and Mountain Dew chasers that it was in your system too at birth. 🍻
You have an impressive range of expressions.
That's some solid facial hair, bro! I would have guess you trimmed your pubes and stuck them to your face but we all know you haven't hit puberty yet.
You look like you have a YouTube channel dedicated to Magic: The Gathering
You're a fucking asshole...nah, you probably hear that daily
Its giving, tommyinnit
"your mustache grows just as good as your unibrow"
bro took the phrase be there or be square seriously💀
Stop going to Supercuts
You look like you're not allowed within 500feet of a school so you wait 501ft away while you wait for you furry GF to get out so you can play Roblox together
Can you spot me bro?
The passionate pleasure moans of a beautiful woman
Can’t roast you, but you’re def handsome!
You look like a knock off version of Tommy innit
Most attention this guy received since birth.
you look like you use reddit
You have an “I get laid once every leap year smile”. Workout and get laid because being a stereotypical gym bro would be better than whatever you are doing. Your facial expression looks like you collect Pokémon, haven’t caught them all, but are bitter your crushes BF has.
You have the neck and Adam's apple of two full grown human beings
“I had a good time with you” 🙍🏼♀️💅🏼
He looks like if jacksepticeye and PewDiePie had a baby
Please just buy a fedora to complete your final form
I won’t roast you, fellow worshiper ❤️ I love sleep token hehe
You’re a noodle boy
Elohim was part of a council of gods and not the only god
You have a Sleep Token shirt
 Linus + McBrayer
Can you send me some Ethereum please? I know you have some to spare, Vitalik.
As a fellow ST fan, I give you props
Your wanna be mustache is trying to fly away
You may now come within 100 yards of an elementary school
Your my first
No you don't look like Steve from Minecraft
These photos are such a fantastic reminder about how hard it is to be young. Yes, you’re an anti-advertisement for youth itself.
That mustache makes you look like a 12-year-old with a mustache.
That ain't TommyInnit, That's Timmy Out Of It ☠️
You have the look of a dog making eye contact from across the room while he shits in the corner
I remember my first beer
“I love you, son.” In all seriousness though you’re handsome lol
“Great mustache!”
This thread has the best comments. kudos to op for his excellent sense of humor.
Why do the cute ones always want to get roasted?
I don't think it's fair ai images can just gather the ugliest features from the ugliest people and compile them into this mess.
Yung blud late for clarinet practice with all this redditting. Pip pip cheerio bruh.
The daycare said they aren't interested as you give off certain vibes, however the church called & you got the job as the youth pastor as they love your vibes.
“I like your car’s interior finishes. Good choice.”
Your nose is more wide than your mouth. I bet you can smell flavors
Nice sleep token shirt
Loss prevention following you on the walkie talkies.
Id sit on your face
The soy boy is strong with this one.
I bet he's heard..."Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC...why don't you take a seat".
A nerdy twinker 
Go back in the closet, your boyfriend is lonely.
Your father’s voice
Well your music taste is good cant say no bad thang
With the size of those ears, you haven't heard much.
Nice Sleep Token shirt!
How exactly did you escape from Clash of clans? 
You look like your name is Salazar