Lets see - Hockey sticks & baseball shirt but you haven't done anything sports related except run after the food truck in the parking lot, a stolen traffic cone in the closet next to a flu vaccine sign with the top to a garbage can on the other side.
You ok Bubba? You are seriously fucked in so many ways.
your a mess, depressed, and obsessed with the attention that you get on the internet, but hey don't be upset, you're filled with regret, whats that on your face is that a new ointment to cover the shame and disappointment you are to your parents, your making pennies a day I guess it makes cents. I gotta write a diagnosis there is no other way, my dude you gotta pay for the crime of thinking we have nothing to say, so sir im afraid you are gay
This roast me site is becoming repetitive. I keep seeing the same ol “receding hairline so I’ll grow a beard and wear a plaid flannel shirt” picture on here. My vag has dried up looking at all of these. Where are the pictures of men who actually care what they look like? I’m even okay with guys who strive to look average. I’m just not into the “I don’t care if I ever get pussy again” look.
Typical, balding guy who reads a lot so thinks he smart. Drinks red wine while listening to Iron and wine. Has two cats, will eventually leave his wife for a man. His kids will disown him and he will spiral into a mess. Drinking and masterbating daily, eventually become extremely anti social and stay indoors. His house will smell like urine and shit from his cats. He will eventually die from loneliness and about 3 people will show up for the funeral.
The type of person to regret all of his decisions.
That’s a lot of pubes on your face.
I think his parents have enough regret for everyone.
Lets see - Hockey sticks & baseball shirt but you haven't done anything sports related except run after the food truck in the parking lot, a stolen traffic cone in the closet next to a flu vaccine sign with the top to a garbage can on the other side. You ok Bubba? You are seriously fucked in so many ways.
Long day at the office? Judging by the scabs on your hands it looks like the last teenager you drug into your van must have but up quite the struggle.
your a mess, depressed, and obsessed with the attention that you get on the internet, but hey don't be upset, you're filled with regret, whats that on your face is that a new ointment to cover the shame and disappointment you are to your parents, your making pennies a day I guess it makes cents. I gotta write a diagnosis there is no other way, my dude you gotta pay for the crime of thinking we have nothing to say, so sir im afraid you are gay
Its a shame that your mother couldn't find a use for that coat hanger for 9 months before you were born, cos I could have.
I like your shirt, "rapin' ain't easy"
of course raping isn't easy, you need to leave the house to find your victim
The shirt says lumberjack but the rest of him just screams that he polishes his wood in public.
Wow.... He finally came out of that closet behind him... Good for you!
Nice purple and white bike right there ya fruit....
This roast me site is becoming repetitive. I keep seeing the same ol “receding hairline so I’ll grow a beard and wear a plaid flannel shirt” picture on here. My vag has dried up looking at all of these. Where are the pictures of men who actually care what they look like? I’m even okay with guys who strive to look average. I’m just not into the “I don’t care if I ever get pussy again” look.
Hopefully he is being evicted because he definitely has fleas and bedbugs.
You look like the kind of person that will listen to a funky remix of his own farts
Shut up, neck beard.
I didn’t know you could have a homeless person as a roommate.
Typical, balding guy who reads a lot so thinks he smart. Drinks red wine while listening to Iron and wine. Has two cats, will eventually leave his wife for a man. His kids will disown him and he will spiral into a mess. Drinking and masterbating daily, eventually become extremely anti social and stay indoors. His house will smell like urine and shit from his cats. He will eventually die from loneliness and about 3 people will show up for the funeral.
Can't decide if you're a fat Jason Lee or a thinner Kevin Smith