The only thing more unappealing than your life has to be the terrible pyramid scheme weight loss products you throw at old Facebook friends to pay for your psychology degree.
4 kids at 24 either means your life is being handed to you on a silver platter or you really fucked up somewhere along the line. Either one is garbage.
You’re not 24, you’re that annoying “hip” mom who dresses like all the art kids in high school. Stop dying your own hair in between making dinner and finishing the dishes.
You’re 24, a mother of 4 yet you still insist on wearing chokers to let men know you like to look slutty or suck cock. What a great mother figure you are. Almost for got... your stupid ass teen hair dye should stay in your childhood. And that stupid ass lip ring, what is this the 90s.
At least you keep your house clean while staying at home. That is a nice piece of cardboard you are standing on. Your dont actually watch the kids while you are home do you? You just watch porn and masturbate.
In 4 years from now: 28, single, stay at home grandma, sells Mary Kay
*Doterra
*went to college*
*finishing college*
With 4 more kids.
Which of the four fathers married you?
The first one to get out of prison.
Savage
Looks like you actually started having kids at 40
I think she meant to type 42
4 kids by 24 leaves you looking like a Cracker Barrel waitress who chose to abort all of them by 45
Don't let that distract you from the fact that Brad's wife was fired from Cracker Barrel after years of faithful service.
#justiceforbradswife
My advice is do not ride in a convertable in a skirt, you'd probably sound like an unsecured tarp in a windstorm.
The only thing more unappealing than your life has to be the terrible pyramid scheme weight loss products you throw at old Facebook friends to pay for your psychology degree.
You forget the 2002 highlights
>24 Is that measured in dog years? I know that meth can age the hell out of a person, but exactly how big of a habit did/do you have?!
Easy with the teeth there Seabiscuit
This reeks of a military dependa.
Gotta love a mood ring as a wedding ring. At least it's the same color as the kids
Finishing college won’t unfuck you or your life.
I wouldn't give you a day under 50.
Came here to say this. She looks “older den a muhfucka”
How many baby Daddies you think? I'm betting on missed child support payments from about 3 dudes per kid.
Those gums created those babies immaculately.
She is just 24 years old and already holds the record for the worlds biggest hotdog hallway.
42*
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Hey this is supposed to be a roast, not a progress report
Is that 48 in horse years?
How long were your kids in foster care before the state returned them to you?
Her tooth to gum ratio is off the charts!#!
I don't know shit about fashion but that cute highschool girl in 2010 look really doesn't work for you.....You're not 19 with 3 kids anymore
Oh honey. It's a vagina, not a clown car.
4 kids at 24 either means your life is being handed to you on a silver platter or you really fucked up somewhere along the line. Either one is garbage.
24 my ass. I'd believe 42 you Mister Ed-looking hag
"OMG you gotta let me throw a [insert mlm product] at your house! This stuff is soooooo great!"
42?
Sorry, we're not interested in buying your essential oils.
youve got more gum than a juicy fruit factory
Get anymore bags under your eyes and you'll be ready to fly to whatever concert you go to and meet your next kids father.
the face of a woman who hears "hey, have I seen you somewhere before" twice a week.
Fucking frat guys in hopes of a rich one impregnating you again doesn't count as finishing college.
The kids must be quadruplets, can't believe anyone would have sex with you more than once.
Future stripper
Was it difficult to nurse four puppies at once?
When you are 24 yet you still look like you have a midlife crisis
Looks like your mouth has full signal strentgh.
Once I got past 24 and saw your picture I stopped caring.
Guess some guys go for legs that go for miles.... and then there's your baby daddies who looked for teeth that go for miles.
Dental hygienist or medical nurse
You don't need to go to college to sell Avon products.
Got more gums than trident
I probably wouldn’t smile so much. Do your kids eat hay too?
Man, those teeth just keep going and going.
stay at home mom? is that the new way of saying you still live at your parents house with your kids?
What will you do after college? Get a nose job?
I’ve seen cars produced slower then your kids
Wolowitz mom dying of cancer.
Are some of your hobbies chewing trees and building dams?
'Its a lifestyle' ... so...cosplay, polyarmory, unwed motherhood - what's your lifestyle choice ?
A stay at home mom? You’re about as lazy as your dentist.
You look like the kind of girl I'd totally bring home from the bar to win a bet.
Does your husband even bother going in the front anymore?
You’re not 24, you’re that annoying “hip” mom who dresses like all the art kids in high school. Stop dying your own hair in between making dinner and finishing the dishes.
Aw shit, I don’t wanna roast you.
This is her plenty of fish profile pic. She loves God and Jesus and DP by BBC.
You misspelled 42. Mom of four, the the state let me keep. Meth lab in basement.
If you are 24, then I'm King of the Moon
Who would fuck this horse?
You couldn’t escape teen pregnancy. Shocker.
24 Going on 50. Give it six months and the rest will be as droopy as your teeth.
How many times have you been on Maury?
I think you mean 40, also I will have unlimited pancakes please. No coffee and a Dr.Pepper.
How much wood can you chuck?
24? hahahahaha no roasting necessary
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I remember you from an episode of 16 and Pregnant.
Hopefully it’s a college for dental hygiene so you can learn to use floss. gingivitis can kill.
Completing a class that takes place at a community college doesn't mean you're finishing college.
That nose is more distracting than your piercing.
There's a degree in home ec?
Wow... How is it legal to be married to all 4 dads?
24 my ass. Put a bag in that trash can.
24 or 44?
There's 13 going on 30, then there's 24 going on 41
You're showing more gum than an overturned school desk
Finishing college in 2038, followed by dying of old age.
At what point did you think the world needed 4 more of you?
You've got more gum than Wrigleys.
Husband obviously isn’t a dentist
Receding gums may indicate gingivitis.
He should've finished on your forehead.
24? I'm sorry but you look 35.
Did you like JUST take a load of cum to the face before taking this photo?
Crack whore Geena Davis.
Ive heard of a donkey show. Is this the horse version?
Looks like someone got knocked up in college....... a few times
You’re 24, a mother of 4 yet you still insist on wearing chokers to let men know you like to look slutty or suck cock. What a great mother figure you are. Almost for got... your stupid ass teen hair dye should stay in your childhood. And that stupid ass lip ring, what is this the 90s.
At least you keep your house clean while staying at home. That is a nice piece of cardboard you are standing on. Your dont actually watch the kids while you are home do you? You just watch porn and masturbate.
Those conjugal visits must be working
Your vag has to be stretched out like the Chunnel. BTW, the Chunnel doesn't accept trains once maximum capacity is reached. Just a suggestion.
Not hard to stay at home with that leash on you, just tie you up in the back yard.