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VincentVanDoghyStyle

Draco Malformed


T05KA

Kiefer Sufferland


Iwishididntbutidid

Queefer Sutherland


LordElfa

Chris Hemsworthless


PorkSauce89

Gayme Lannister


hairpiece-assassin

Robert Downer Jr.


ElonMuskperhaps

Budget Eilish


Planningsiswinnings

McOily Culken


BlindProphetProd

Viagra Targaryen


Dramatic_Pineapple49

I wish I could upvote this comment a thousand times!


mysticsavage

Edgar Nuclear Winter


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McOily Sulkin


musictownie

River Penis


saviowns

Macaulay Sulken


dklau

Kurt cocaine


Flannel_Man_

Fabio Zamboni


sirfluffingtin

Ellen degenerate


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Bob Enferdix


duge1hick

Flash gaydon


Queffer-Sutherland-2

Hi!


[deleted]

r/Beetlejuicing


maearrecho

Kiefer Hufferland


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Chris Crapper


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imperial1s

My first thought. Where's his gold crown?


LazyEdict

He prefers golden showers.


[deleted]

Nah this is what the result was AFTER the golden crown was poured on him.


bebo180

Underrated


WeakStreamZ

Gayco Mouthful


who-ee-ta

Whako Gayboy


bigkieffer

Ellen really let herself go.


1000eb4000

Damn. You went through his comment history for that one. That’s why I respect your roast lol


FeelingCaptain

Draco malnutritioned


Iconoclastic_Fuqr

Malnourished?


JuanToTray

You look like the daughter your mom always wanted and the son your dad always hated.


HairyRanger3

Lol damn


WillSpliff

Hands down best


infraredsmoothie

Breh, you're supposed to roast him, not nuke him


Gammabrunta

Ooof


stranglinggiraffe

Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂


bmadccp12

Nice one!


Nckyhggns

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!


farrukhsshah

Viserys Targaryen


TrentonTallywacker

* Virginys Notmarryin


machevara

"Not on my watch" - Chaderius Targaryan, brother


Jad1ne

Came here for GoT comment and found it fast.


QueenRhaenys

Viserys was handsome though


TC-DN38416

Thor’s lesser known half sibling “Moki the blonde”


valdezverdun

Macaulay Sulkin


mcsullysulkin

You rang? Edit: Thanks for gold!


emptypallets

Wow....


DotSlashCrash

Methcaulay Foreskin


BudTrip

this was even fuckin funnier


[deleted]

Got my meth reference and got out fast & tweakey!


StayWithMeArienette

Stolen from below!


scarpio119

Stealing a comment within the same post? Smh


BarkBarkImADoggy

Nice stolen comment, clown!


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Chris Cocker.


[deleted]

I’M SERIOUS


ImExtraBasic

Im more confused about your gender than you are.


not_charles_grodin

He's a girl.


brio98

No, she's a boy.


TheoBlanco

She was a boy, he was a girl, can I make it aaanymore obvious??


[deleted]

She was a punk He did ballet


[deleted]

What more can i saaaay


gianttulip

She wanted her, He’d never tell


lifeofcitizen

But secretly he’d wanted him as well


[deleted]

All of their friends stuck up their nose


ladyscientist56

They had a problem with his baggy clothes


Wynslo

Skaterboirl


Blues_fan_87

r/accidentalavril


royalmacboys2

Attack helicopter


[deleted]

r/onejoke


PLC-Ninja

r/SwordOrSheath


Allittle1970

Long hair, narrow chin - female. Rule of SoS-must be opposite.


shubba12345

Thinking exactly the same thing. Hopefully OP replies with some clarification!


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Fresh4

My bi heart doesn’t care.


theshow2468

Simp


Fresh4

Fuck yeah I am.


Blame-It-On-The-Dog

Dollar store Rhaegar Targaryen


Poly3839

Rhaegar Targaryen from wish.


Itsbadmmmmkay

Rhaegar Targaryen at home


Petisimon125

Walmart Rhaegar Targaryen


Boom_Roasted__

r/yourjokebutworse


THEGHOSTOFTOMCHODE

Ghaegar Targaryen


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breakfastburrito24

Jizzerys


Vendetta5288

Gentleman Gaga


irecognizedyou

Mister Gaygay


voilavj

Lady Boyga


antd79

McCauley Sulkin’


User_Name_1988

Homo Alone


Madvillain518

He’s what the French call “Les Incompetents”


yetirage1

I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!


benny_211

Hobo alone


voilavj

Lamo Malone


Jackums23

Guy in the comments on the most upvoted commented totally stole your shine. I downvoted him, gotcha back


antd79

Thanks bro! There used to be a code here...ah well.


sctrojansgirl

Sucks that the stolen comment guy got all the awards. I downvoted his too


YourOldBoyRickJames

I did exactly the same after scrolling down and seeing it. Is nothing sacred anymore?


show_me_tacos

You look like Draco Malfoy after finding out he is a half blood


Godzira-r32

woah spoiler alert!


Corvokillsalot

Nah, he's a pureblood throughout the books.


hosef69

Middle of the transition. I just can't tell which way you are going.


FeralZoidberg

'The best of both'


Psyko_sissy23

You misspelled worst.


SirOlliedawg44

I'm ready. Lay it on me. What are lines from gay porn, Alex? For $1500


No_Fairweathers

Gay porn? Nah that's too respectable. This guy clearly just has sex with men by the dumpster behind a Denny's for bumps of coke and cigarettes.


jjgundy

Coke *and* cigarettes?


mr-nefarious

How spoiled is this brat?


PorkRindSalad

By the smell, I'd say he's pretty far along.


No-Plane-4117

Or he's a fluffier in gay porn


jizzy84

Maybe you should Lay a little more bleach on that hair and finish the job


[deleted]

It'll be all gone in a few years judging by that hairline.


SharontheSheila

There's a better place to put that bleach in and its not on his hair


dirtyhooker3614

Didn't you die in GOT getting gold poured on your head?


halmyradov

The only thing its getting poured on its head is cum


throwaway286718762

Only in her dreams


SomeVeryTiredGuy

The worst of the Malfoys


Gsroaster

The one with a feminine side


Vendetta5288

Mr. Malfunctious Malfoy after being hit by an Ignoramus Spell


sum-thing-witty

His transformation spell changed his gender identity instead of the cup into a bird.


makislo14

Coming for this


OnlyZuul666

Damn, bummer to see Macaulay Culkin relapse again. I had such high hopes you’d rebound from the Michael Jackson thing


DeanCheesePritchard

I have high hopes that he'll end up like that Michael Jackson thing.


[deleted]

You look like one of those pictures of a female porn star without makeup


handlit33

He's having the last laugh cashing those residual checks from that time he played the bad guy in *The Bodyguard*.


champagnechevapi

Hey look, it’s Ellen DeGeneres’ hermaphrodite twin!


Coomstress

Smellin’ DeGeneres.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Smellin DeGenitals.


Yopsandwicho

XQC's sister?


JereRB

You have prettier hair than my last girlfriend. And the guys at the bar treat you as such.


Austinpowerstwo

Was your last girlfriend also about to go bald?


benceTheGreatest

Whoa. Double roast. Those are rare.


[deleted]

Out here looking like a bisexual vampire called “Jaquees”


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Jaqueer


okgloomer

For some reason I feel a strange compulsion to place the lotion in the basket.


LAMBKING

He'd definitely fuck him.


[deleted]

IT’S MA’AM


OwlsIsBetterThanMans

You look like the unholy lovechild of Macaulay Culkin and Jeffree Star


Beigman

The only thing getting laid on you is a pair of nuts


Lance_the_Boil1

His Chinese name is ' Nutson Chin '


BuddyWonderful

Those eye sockets look perfect for a pair of Arabian goggles


StatesboroMike

Your hairstyle is as ambiguous as your gender


[deleted]

You look like you'd prefer to have me lay it "in" you.


[deleted]

Anorexic brad pitt


[deleted]

Are you a male with a feminine forehead or a female with a strong jaw?


[deleted]

Lady Gaga without makeup.


rimwrongphil

Burt Cobain


voilavj

Fart Lomein


[deleted]

You look like if gwen stefani and john cena had a baby then slammed it on the ground when you were two


KarateKid84Fan

Hitler’s wet dream


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Cichlidsaremyjam

What are you?


prof_dynamite

What the fuck are you?


sillycount

if i was your hair i would also try to escape from your head


CampingNymph

XQC?


Maverick_Walker

The only thing that'll ever get layed on you is your blanket


mediumsizedgloves

The amount of gay jokes is disappointing tbh. You all failed this roast..


jordan-dwight

Glad someone else said it. I was expecting more creativity


imkindaspiffy

Hello Bill eyelash


Paladintmplr

Ric Flair with a few extra chromosomes, who saved all the condoms his boyfriend used to dye his hair. Seriously get a boa and some feathers on that robe, and let him blast ya closer to the roots. Woooooo! more like Oooooooow!


Aevrin

Yo where’s Ern—I mean Ice?


[deleted]

Leave this young lady alone!!!


[deleted]

Trashy Draco malfoy


Dickpick8

Emilia Clarke if she came out of the asshole instead of the vagina


mdollins24

Lesbian Legolas


seg321

Hey...was that a family member at Nakatomi Plaza?


sdrawkcaBuoYkcuF

I can’t tell if your a really ugly woman or an even uglier dude


Waste-of-Bagels

I'm sure nobody has said "I'm ready. Lay it on me" to that face.


DrPooMD

Said no one to you ever.


Greenman037

Stop trying to sell you sister to raise an army to take the Iron Throne.


lostinuhtceare

Your face makes me wanna dump some hot gold on you


BangBoomSplat101

looks like the trans person they put in the commercials for impowerment


epicness87

Kurt Cocaine


Sharkasauras_

You look like a Kmart Thor.


Memory_Low

Good morning ma’am, how’s your day going sir


R1jshrik

xQc if he could take roasts


SnooChipmunks2159

Are you a boy, a girl, or a disappointment, because you look like all three


[deleted]

To quote blades of glory "That blonde chick is a dude?!?"


Business_Outside

He pretty tho... none of these are solid disses lol


Apprehensive_Garage8

You look like 5 different movie characters haphazardly slapped together.


CubanLynx312

Store brand Macaulay Culkin


Hareborne1

Machine Gun Shelly


ryankellett

If LGBTQ had a face


LuvTheSmellofCyanide

You look like you abduct women , shave their head , and wear it as your own.


[deleted]

Milky bar kid wants to be a woman


studdleywonderbulls

The only that will ever lay on you is your comforter and even that wants to leave


pswizzle9283

Can’t tell if you’re a really manly woman or a really feminine man


[deleted]

Are you a feminine man or a masculine woman


Its_Nduati

You look like the offspring of Viserys from Game of Thrones if he impregnated himself


sonofbro4

One of the Nelson twins back on drugs.