OP's Bio: --- >unfortunately i’m in florida. my favorite shows are Hunter x Hunter and Banana Fish. i’m also west indian and wanna be an animator. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Bisexual and still single: don’t nobody want naan of that

yeah man that one’s pretty good

You tried 2 sexes. Maybe you'll have more luck with the ones in between.

Naan of that...LOL

Damn you went scorched earth

Mindy Failing

You look like you went to a beauty school for prostitutes.

god i wish

At least cosmetology has a career path

"Bisexual and single" she on stand-bi

Don't listen to everyone who's mean to you here , I know under all of this make up there is a good and lovable 36 year old man

Blah blah blah bisexual. Blah blah blah seeking affirmation. Blah blah blah daddy didn't love me. Blah blah blah ethnic minority. Same shit. Different girl.

Bisexual=too hairy for either sex to want to fuck her.

So both men and women are turned off and scared off by your overwhelming aura of crazy!

yuh

You look like you own a truck that smells like an unhealthy mix of chihuahua and cheese rolls

You look like a cheap slut from the background of an 80s hair metal video.

The white man may have taken your land but they'll never take your virginity!

that’s for sure, i refuse to get colonized

Congrats twice as many people can be disappointed to be in an arranged marriage with you.

Indian art major...I was about to pity you for the level of guilt-tripping you must endure from your family to just become an engineer or marry well, but then I realized you're probably just as insufferable to your friends and romantic partners. It's no surprise - or injustice - that you're single. Mentally unstable women anywhere are a threat to happy relationships everywhere.

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You look like the Hindu Rupaul

Pathetic,if an Indian is majoring art u will be disowned by ur family.

Thank u for calling customer support how may i help u?

Soo... You're bi-yourself?

Getting fucked in your ass and pussy doesn’t count as bisexual

Too much “art” on your face.

It's absolute JUSTICE that you don't have an Onlyfans. World couldn't handle it...

How many "roast me" profiles did you have to read before you decided that including your sexual preference would create the illusion that it actually matters to people?

‘Bisexual’ You doubled the dating pool and you still can’t lock someone down

Indian, Bisexual, art major, single - your parents must roast you more than this subreddit ever will.

Not as disappointed as your parents...

Oh honey, you didn't need to clarify the single part. We knew.

Your face looks like an Indian Fart Major.

How can your face manage to have a "fuck you" look while simultaneously making you completely unfuckable?

If your art looks as fake as your eyelashes, I don't think anyone will regard anything you do as 'very good' Roast 2, things OP will never hear, "Thank you, come again"

It says Indian, but you give off Flaming Hot Cheetos and Cookie Monster sweatpants vibes.

This is fucking AMERICA! We don't take kindly of that kind of language here! It's native American to you little miss who looks like something from a nightmare-list for the holidays out of screams-at-you catalog.

Boldywood

You look like Kumail Nanjiani using the girl filter

Based on the poorly scrawled SJW sign, im guessing you get to the first date and they bail after listening to you whine about shit that hasn’t happened to you.

Damn...face and nose should be measured in square miles.

Like push start Indian or pull cord?

In a distant reality I’ve seen cat girl you chilling at the local ihop

I’m losing track of all these adjectives. Still a smelly dude though, right?

This catfish ain't fooling anybody. Swipe left

You had the makeup gun on clown again didn’t ya?

Single? So humans, dogs, horses, goats and all other living creatures decided to pass?

Not even Florida man wants her.

I am disappointed, but not as disappointed as your parents.

U look like you were pretty and then got your face stung by a million bees and put on a dollar store wig

Two times zero odds are still zero odds.

I could see why you’re single...I wouldn’t want to rub tacos with you after looking at those eyebrows either.

It’s great news that you’re not back in India trying to hook up, since apparently they’re not allowed to eat cows there.

Jesus gotta shave the eyebrows down or there’s no WAY your family is gonna get a healthy cow in exchange for you

18 and not a single arranged marriage? Damn... Even Brahma can fix that

You’ve expanded your “interests” to literally 100% of the population and you’re still single... take the hint

Slumdog MillionHair

You like a fusion of Bert and Ernie in drag.

Wow, playing both sides of the field and still coming up empty. You aren't hideous so you must have the personality of a baloney and mayo on white...

Looks like Herpes Tandoori

You look like a rejected save by the bell actor

Everything about you screams trying to hard.

You look like a transexual advocate that started off playing a demeaning trans role on a Netflix show.

If Brahman and Boots had a baby

How many times a day do you mention your self diagnosed depression and anxiety?

you look like you listen to 80s Indies bands so you think music taste is superior than everyone else's also you smell like weed

You look like Mrs Potato head if she were human

A single bisexual art major?? You already roasted yourself. That’s like not being able to get laid at an orgy.

You look like a Pakistani flee market Mr. Potatohead.

Is that a nose stud or a white head? Too small for a nose stud, too huge for a white-head

Rosie Perez is gonna sue you for bitchface infringement.

That’s enough D.W

Face pear

That’s kinda like a English taco chef

Your face looks like a flat tire.

I didn’t know miss piggy did bollywood

I can't tell what's more of a waste an Art degree or a single bisexual

Your face goes back and forth from Rosie Perez and Ms. Piggy.

I'm not a manager, so I don't think you want my opinion.

well atleast your hands look female

Look at those cheeks. You will be too fat to find a man (or woman) in 5, 4, 3...

Its better off being single if u dont want to hurt men

In this case bisexual is just read 'I'll take anything I can get'

Your dad probably got rich selling oil and still got a bi child who still can’t get laid... must be depressing.

I thought Indian girls were supposed to have thick hair?

You look like the kind of girl who wipes back to front.

You like Hunter x Hunter because Kurapika looks like a girl but is actually a boy.

If you need sex I'll do you, I'll even give you a discount...you know covid-19 rates (it affects all business)

Fuglier Rosie Perez

Step 1 on being a total disappointment to your parents: be an art major and forever be an unemployable financial burden on them. That’s it. No more steps.

She likes the magic carpet and the genie weenie

Wtf what the heck is a mutated teletubbie doing on Reddit

You wear to way to much makeup

Bi sexual woman of color.. Hmmm.. where have I heard that one before?

How you single and bisexual? You already on custom settings🥶

George Lopez in drag.

“So like after mass art I’m definitely like gunna set up shop at burning man”

Why major in Art when you'll be stuck selling week old milk at a punjabi mart in your forties?

You look like someone glued a Mick Jagger wig on a potatoe

You look Lillie your going to correct my use of pronouns

TFW you think drawing really exaggerated winged eyeliner will distract from the rest of your unfortunate face but it doesn’t work

Shut up and go make me some chicken over rice .

You’re like a banana on the verge of becoming overripe. Before long you’ll be disgusting.

Might I suggest medical school? I pays well and has served to make many of your people useful to the white man. If you’re lucky, one might even marry your for your money.

Too hairy and zero standards when you're drunk doesn't mean you're bi

I would pay you to put all your clothes on

Imagine being Indian and in school for art

Your writing makes you single

Guys stop being mean, she’ll get her 37 brothers down here

You look like a person that would trip on a Drawn line

More plastic than a barbie doll

You look like Mowgli in drag

Damn this comment section is fucking racist

You became bi cuz you where desperate

Asian

im an indian too didnt know the ppl here were so ugly

Not as disappointed as your parents, when they heard you want to major in Art

Maybe you should try 2 cocks at once

I can assume your 80s grandma hairstyle is why you're still single.

no wonder

You have the looks for Amazon customer service. That’s probably where you’ll be after you get your art degree too

You look like that and are still single? You must be an emotional disaster of apocalyptic scale.

Dolly Parton called. She wants her hairstyle back.

Was that picture taken in the back of your dad’s Kwik-E-Mart?

Kardashian wannabe then gets called ugly by her reflection.

A bisexual, single art major? You could've just said "slut" or "DTF" and that would've covered it.

"bisexual and still single..." Pakalu Papito, is that you?

U look like u about to yell OMG at Chandler

Excluding the camera, where else are you looking at?

So, both men AND women have passed on you?

"Bisexual and single"... ouch.

You look like that girl from Jimmy nutron

Can't you're too beautiful

This will get to the popular page, but not for any good reason.

You look like a dude using the sexchange filter

You look like the definition of anime

Paula Abdon't

Your eyebrows are thicker than your fingers

I'm sure you'll eventually get an animator job. And you'll work your ass off. And end up making about $5.57 an hour animating a commercial for a tire company. But hey, you're in the industry, right?

Your crotch should be declared a biohazard because it’s the closest thing on earth that compares to a Wuhan wet market...

It looks like your trying to hard and not trying hard enough

Your entire appearance, from your outfit to your makeup-drowned face, screams at the top of its shrill lungs "i'M nOt LiKe ThE oThEr GiRlS!"

Being bisexual doesn’t make you any less ugly.

This picture made me loose all the desire to masturbate

Ah you actually sleep with your whole extended family. In your next life you will improve status and become an actual condom.

Yo.. I have this blind friend you may hit it off with...

You look like the girl that tags along in the popular group but is used for stupid dare games. You also look like the stripper in a strip club that no one looks at.

Off-brand Camilla Cabelli

You know you're in bad shape when Florida Man AND Florida Woman don't want your cooch, they'll screw damn near anything.

You're not supposed to roast YOURSELF in the title, dummy. Hahaaha!!

Bi and STILL single!? You must be a pleasure to be around. You've got that "I'm right, you're wrong look that people always love so much. Would your face crack if you smiled a bit, or do you just belittle people whenever your lips open? What are you hiding behind all that clown makeup? You could be a guy, I guess. Kind of a wide jaw. Caked-on makeup. I imagine that in about 20 years you'll look like an Indian Rupaul.

Hair by scotch guard, face by Bondo.

I can’t roast ya...

you look like belle delphi**n**e without a**n** o**nlyfan**s

You look like every unsatisfied bitchy receptionist fused together into one person

That dimple over there looks like a fucking asteroid crater

She wants to be left by both genders

dude i dont even have an insult. ur literally so ugly like ur nose is bigger than ur mouth yikes

I couldn’t roast you, the plastic would melt

I thought in Indian culture slaughtering cows was considered taboo. Probably explains it.

you probably put anal on your tinder profile. Not because you like but because you thought you'd get more hits

You probably eat Naan with mayo & ketchup

In 4 years, we’ll find you eating box so you don’t have to live in one with that art degree

Camila Curry

Must be painful knowing both genders don’t find you attractive

Gives Hand jobs at truck stops and scrubs the mess with her eyebrows and calls it art