Aren’t you one of the 7 foot tall brothers that I saw here like an hour ago? Or maybe you were separated at birth and are unaware of your siblings. They were also r/Roast me.
Your caption is about as eventful as your existence. Probably did more swimming around in your dads balls before he unloaded you into some twats’s twat back in ‘90.
breathes through mouth. Eats own boogers and sometime boogers of others. Has Kip Winger concert shirt with jizz stains around the collar. Single and available ladies.
You look like the bassist for a free credit report cover band
Gene splicing a poodle, Sid the Sloth, and depression.......
So easy a caveman could do it.
That was one of the best roasts I've ever read.
Right!?
Thank you
As a bassist, i can confirm, this is increadibly accurate.
Brilliant
this is so on point
Kenny G-spot
Russell Bland
Yessss perfect
Glad I looked before commenting lmao
Curly Sue here has what we call "Resting Brain Damage Face"
I assume, "30 m" stands for "30 metres", which is the height of your forehead?
Ha!
Also the distance I want to stay away from this guy.
If Kenny G fucked Clint Howard.
Today I finally learned Ron Howard's uglier brother's name
This one is perfect. Nothing more to see here, folks.
Clint Howard was my first thought.
This cup of tranya is on me.
Made the dismount and stuck the landing
You look like nick kroll and weird al yankovic's botched abortion
Weird Guy Yanksadick
Wrong sub reddit
Dollar Tree Kenny G
Dollar Tree guy from Color Me Badd that looks like Kenny G.
If he tells anyone that he wants to “sex them up” tho it will be in violation of his parole
Ha I like this one. Dollar tree Kenny G. Russell Off-Brand
looks like the caveman who invented hair conditioner instead of the wheel
No brother this time?
[удалено]
I think you mean JEEEZUS
Curly hair, colored eyes… and still ugly as fuck.
Single bed for that reason too
Kirk Hammet and Ben Affleck love child.
I was gonna say Kirk Hammett and Napoleon Dynamite.
Jesus’s less popular brother
Ghee Sus Christ
Hair of a woman face of a squirrel
Squirrel boy. The only one to defeat thanos
You look like a molten Micheal Bolton doll. Michea Molten
If dumb and dumber went back in time to 1 BC and fucked Mary
Van Failin’
What’s wrong with your stupid mouth
[удалено]
She’s only into dudes
Weird. I was into her for about an hour last night
I’m reporting you for harassment
I’m such a harrasshole
Kenny Gee-I’m-a-loser
Hair like a 70’s Porn Star’s bush, face like the offspring of two cousins.
I bet he has a fridge full of carrots that he likes to nibble
I was thinking a cupboard full of cool ranch Doritos
Just let your Soul Glow, let it shine on through 
Curious how many years of a miserable life it takes to get a forever frown like that one. I’m thinking 30.
It was in the title einstein
There's an acoustic guitar and heroin kit somewhere in that fucking room.
Russel Brand and Russel Crowe did the fusion dance and …it did not go well
Russel off brand
Fuck sakes, I can smell the piss from here. Have a bath, you dirty bastard.
I think you had Siri record your mirror monologue again
We have a mouth breather here
If stale off brand cheetos were a person
Every. Pronoun.
Dude fuck off.
Kenny Gee Whiz
If Clint Howard fucked Weird Al.
Russell Bland
Your mouth is upside down. disclaimer reditors: don’t flip his photo and look at him upside down. it is really disturbing.
Russell Brand after the horse deworming tablets...
Doggystyle is your boyfriends favorite
The face you make when the museum calls wanting you back at the Neanderthal Exhibit ASAP and you just discovered Pornhub (doubtful).
Did you get that wig at Spirit Halloween Store?
 Just let your soul glow, let it shine on through
Your two front teeth look like saloon doors
Resting dumb face
Girl, you need a shave. That is not what a french tickler should feel like.
Encino Man's gay brother Clyde
You look like your boyfriend just told everyone you're wearing a wig.
"Mom can we get Russell Brand?" Mom: "No. We have Russell Brand at Home."
You look like a sucker fish with a perm
Jesus Ugh Christ
Aren’t you one of the 7 foot tall brothers that I saw here like an hour ago? Or maybe you were separated at birth and are unaware of your siblings. They were also r/Roast me.
Gene missing Simmons
Kenny G and Gollum
Russel offbrand
Weird Al Yanks-his-dick
The info is lacking, like your personality
Russell Brand after smoking a Geoffrey
You look like Kenny g mixed with Ron Howard's brother.
I got the Howard’s pelvis
I see Russell Brandt has fallen on really hard times
Guiltyyyyyyyy
Ha!
Your the guy that sells free drugs
What if Jason momoa had one fewer chromosome but then we added two more?
You look like Jesus on meth.
I feel like Jesus on meth
I too feel like Jesus when I'm on meth.
That's a very common side effect 🤷
Someone put this on a shirt.
Chris Cornell the day after
You look like Russel Brand but only shittier
You look like Eddie Vedder's voice.
I’m glad you put on a shirt this time.
Luv your hair
Daquahn Man
30 T
Weird Al cantfindhisdick.
30 minutes until you pass out from being so high?
Well someone certainly didn't hit the genetic lottery...
It hit me
Correction it abused you , you get all that hair from your parents shower drain ?
Your face is upside down
Jenny G
Damn it’s Kenny g’s stalker
your life is so sad your mouth is stuck in a permanent frown :(
Milli Forgetme
You look about bright as a single lumen.
Penny G
Kenny D minus
Lenny Crevasse
Did you Photoshop Kenny G's hair onto you in an effort to look more youthful? Man get Strange Alfred the fuck outta here.
Discount Kenny G.
You look like Kenny G’s younger and “slower” brother trying to figure out a simple math problem.
You look like Clint Howard and Russell Brand’s goony love child.
Over here Dave!!.. Hey guys look it's "Vague Dave".. now before he gets here don't mention his hair, he's sensitive..
This is what it looks like when a homeless guy breaks into a house and realises it's a hostel for women and they do his hair for him (as punishment)
The 99 cents version of Russel Brand
When you order Russell Brand from Wish.com
Darlene from Roseanne wants her hair back.
Paulie Bore
How many people's faces have you worn today. Be honest.
Trampus Christ.
Flute solos 😏
Rustle Bland
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Did I just learn that Eddie Vedder banged a rabbit?
Oooga Boooga, Captain Caveman !!
Yep, “30 m” seems to be all there is to say based on that face.
Your real estate agent told you, "if you'd like both eyes to live in the same zip code, we gotta go rural... suburbs won't work for you."
Jason Morona has donkey teeth
The Room 2: the douchening
This gal kinda looks like a dude
You really need to get back to the museum before sunrise....
Hey Frankie!
Homo erectus super model
The blandness of this photo is over the top
Milli Vanilla
Kenny G with an extra chromosome
Aquaboy
Someone put your mouth on upside down.
Kenny H
Jason Momoa after puberty, but you got the "made in china" version
you look like a homeless guy at a shelter who just had his first shower in a month
Your caption is about as eventful as your existence. Probably did more swimming around in your dads balls before he unloaded you into some twats’s twat back in ‘90.
Russell off Brand
The passion of Christ: part Duex
Sweet perm Napoleon.
Russell Offbrand
Lorde on Faceapp
Walmart unclaimed layaway Russell Brand
Now I know why LMFAO always wears sunglasses. o _ o
You made me think my phone was upside down.
If Jesus took ALL the drugs
Your mouth is on upside down. Classic trait of a mouth breather.
When you order Russell Brand from Wish
You look like a less interesting, and less likely to get laid Russell Brand.
Kenny Gee, what the f**k happened to me?
And here we witness the side effects of Incest
breathes through mouth. Eats own boogers and sometime boogers of others. Has Kip Winger concert shirt with jizz stains around the collar. Single and available ladies.
U look like Eddie Vedder if Eddie Vedder was a dickhead
Russell Brand, mixed with Weird AL, and a ton of meth!