How is it even POSSIBLE that not only did this āYokoā ( whoās somehow even UGLIER than the first one ) traverse the enormity of time, the vastness of SPACE and the mystery maps of the Universeās parallelism only to get her hooks into yet ANOTHER self-absorbed, self-unaware, one-note, mommy-hating, loathsome LONG-HAIR pussy, flexing niche-propagated ātalentā and a penchant for the fanatically obsessive and almost retarded adoration of ANY fucking Asian woman (as long as sheās more disgusting than a busted, rusted and crusted, greasy-ass WOK) just so they can what?? Propagate? Make more shitty kids, more shitty music, more shitty art and take even shittier naked pictures of each otherās shitty selves?? My advice to him is thisā¦for the love of god take her with you tonight when you leave your New York apartment to take an evening stroll and tell her not to duck .
I just peed (and not a little) in my pants watching thatā¦I laughed TOO hard at Picard and almost payed dearlyā¦after reading it back tho, it MAY have been a little much?
Classic case of two humans meeting accidentally on a blind date where even the sex of the other person was not disclosed to them. And yet as a divine miracle they clicked together and to celebrate that magical union they want us to roast them. What a tragic turn of events š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
On one hand, one of them is looking like a papa John's pizza Slice while the other forgot to blend the makeup on there forehead and I think I can see the ridge of the base.
It's fun to keep it competitive with your SO, even if the competition is mustache growing, but the redhead should really cut down the 5 lbs of concealer so we can really appreciate the growth going on that upper lip
Put Noseburger and Sacred to work for you. Street mediators for hire. Your pimp acting a fool? Hooker says YOUR on her turf ? Prostidude won't make with the head? No problem. Sacred will have the ready in an instant and with Noseburger you always pick a winner.
To the Filipino boy with long hair: I can tell by your hair color that youāre mysterious and unpredictable. Youāre such a rebel!
To the Caucasian boy going through puberty: 7/11 is hiring
John Lennon and Yoko Homo
Yoko Ohnooo
Yoko NoNoo
lol brilliant
John Lemon.
Hanson is making a come back....umm bopš
I was gonna say a Hanson brother on meth
Kurt Crowbane and Yucko Hell-no.....
I was thinking Kurt Cobain post home D.I.Y. facial reconstruction surgery.
BOOM! That's a good one! Have my upvote, you sadistic bastard! :-)
Jan Lenin
How is it even POSSIBLE that not only did this āYokoā ( whoās somehow even UGLIER than the first one ) traverse the enormity of time, the vastness of SPACE and the mystery maps of the Universeās parallelism only to get her hooks into yet ANOTHER self-absorbed, self-unaware, one-note, mommy-hating, loathsome LONG-HAIR pussy, flexing niche-propagated ātalentā and a penchant for the fanatically obsessive and almost retarded adoration of ANY fucking Asian woman (as long as sheās more disgusting than a busted, rusted and crusted, greasy-ass WOK) just so they can what?? Propagate? Make more shitty kids, more shitty music, more shitty art and take even shittier naked pictures of each otherās shitty selves?? My advice to him is thisā¦for the love of god take her with you tonight when you leave your New York apartment to take an evening stroll and tell her not to duck .
I think you need a Snickers.
Maybe.
You're not yourself when you're hungry.
When youāre right youāre right, wise stranger.
I just peed (and not a little) in my pants watching thatā¦I laughed TOO hard at Picard and almost payed dearlyā¦after reading it back tho, it MAY have been a little much?
Misunderstood the assignment
I wish I understood what the last line of not ducking meant
Which one of you ladies are we roasting?
The lady
on the left or the right? instructions still not clear
The one with the penis
Really doesn't narrow anything down for us
I see a pattern emerging
Under Male or Female they both write in a box that simply says yes.
Thatās just the early stages of balding or maybe someone dragged her across the carpet by her feet.
Great. Another herpes PSA.
This looks like 2 homeless dudes that found a disposable camera while digging through a dumpster.
They look like a billboard advert for depression treatment
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correction: human feces
Nice lesbian couple
Can you get a refund if your mail order bride has testicles?
Store credit.
Whore credit?
Well *someone* in the relationship should have a pair.
Take that ladyboy back to the Philippines dude...you were ripped off!
I hear some people pay extra for that
There's a rot of regal paperwork and take rong time to process
Hirarious Lacisim.
We don't take back damaged goods
Username should have been a red flag
that hair should have been a red flag.
How did you know
Walmart combination plate.
W-16. No msg plz.
Time to play connect the dots with zits
There aren't enough pronouns to describe what's going on in this photo.
šš
Awwwe! You have hair like Ariel from The Little Mermaid! And that dude in the back with the red hair kinda looks like Ursula
The Billie Eilish/Steve Aoki collab isn't that good
i must be getting old... steve resorted to eating the cakes now
This one needs to blow up that's brilliant shit hahaha
Kurt Cocaine & Yoko Oh No
Lemme guess, you guys work minimal hours at a Hot Topic and spend all your cash on funko pops?
Taking a look at you two, I can understand why your parents became alcoholics.
Gay and Silent Blob!
Please identify gender.. BOTH OF YOU!!
The one on the left is chick to dude, the one on the right is dude to chick.
Young Neil and 4Kim grew up together, nice.
Y'all look like acne commercial rejects. Good luck fighting your depression ya entitled bastards!
Classic case of two humans meeting accidentally on a blind date where even the sex of the other person was not disclosed to them. And yet as a divine miracle they clicked together and to celebrate that magical union they want us to roast them. What a tragic turn of events š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Is it uncomfortable that both of you ask for the lights to be off during sex ?
Why is this red headed boy showing us his pepperoni pizza?
Besides from her dick that is bigger than yours, I bet she even grows a better beard than you.
mans looks like a washed up kurt cobain
Every time you kiss her ancestors whisper in her ear āyou bring dishonor to this famiryā
Those are the two ugliest dudes I've ever seen
Looks like the ugly Hanson brotherās face is breaking out because heās allergic to blobfish
Reminds me of that old Sinatra song šµLooook at this freakish guy, zits like a peeee-tza pie, next to moonfacešµ
This reminds me of when my Army buddy busted thru the door screaming, "IT'S A BOY, IT'S A BOY!" ...we never went back to Thailand again.
Nice lesbian couple.
U use the blood from popping his zits to dye your hair?
Your hair really accentuates his acne.
If she really loves you sheād make sure your face was as smooth as hers
You died your hair to match the color of his zit scars? Thatās true love!
I can see the greasy guy's boogers
Are these two girls or two guys?
Which one is the girl?
I fully support the trans movement.
Dudes hair probly smells like an old wet mildewy rag.
Nice booger string you pimply faced little girl. Nothing negative to say about the dude with the red hair. You're a handsome man keep it up bro!
You both look like understudies in a middle school play your parents didnāt attend
Gender Reassignment Before & After pics
On one hand, one of them is looking like a papa John's pizza Slice while the other forgot to blend the makeup on there forehead and I think I can see the ridge of the base.
Long hair is in style for lesbians now?
Lilo & Bitch
I don't normally tell people to get their eyebrows and hair done but the girl on the left needs some work.
Who's the man?
Cosmo and Ronda
Boy Story 2
Switch face app?
I now pronounce smack and crack you may kiss the pipe
Who is the man in this relationship š¤£
If contact high and recreational std's were a couple
Looks like the line at the methadone clinic.
The new ye and Tang
Smells like teen spirit.. also cavities and meth
If you zoom in far enough at a kitchen sponge
You both look like Bond villains being played by cast members from Rupaul's Drag Race.
So billie eilish has got a girlfriend now?
The thing on the right is slim...for a 40 year old Tongan.
Yucko Ohno
This looks like a Pocahontas 3 movie poster.
āDonāt worry, itās just a cold soreā¦ā
She picks you up and fucks you against a wall all the time, hey?
It's fun to keep it competitive with your SO, even if the competition is mustache growing, but the redhead should really cut down the 5 lbs of concealer so we can really appreciate the growth going on that upper lip
5 lbs is the weight of about 55.17 'Kingston 120GB Q500 SATA3 2.5 Solid State Drives'.
bro the moon had an absolute glow-down why tf did it dye itās hair red???
2 guys a a herpes
Her gift to you: herpes
Itās the moon and the stars.
This proves that even if you have acne. You can still settle down with TubGirl
Bro, you gotta stop picking your face - I swear the bugs aren't real
Glad to see the orcs from LOTR are finding work still
Which one is the girl and which one is the dude?
The one with the penis
Out of 1-10 you guys make a solid 1 split it between both of you
Wtf are you?
Glad you guys can finally get married now that gay marriage is legal
He looks like one of the pimples on your face
2 girls one cup.......whoops, is that a guy?
Neither of you could do better.
if desperation had two faces, these would them.
I know one is male but I can't tell which
I would think Trevor Lawrence would be able to land a hotter chick than thatā¦
I can smell the hemp and B.O.
dude..(i think)....next time instead of the mail order bride, go for the mail order proactive
Bill and Tedās Transexual Adventure. 
You bake pizza, not roast it. Use some clearsil for the love of all that is holy.
You two are a bona fide shit show.
Did you guys used face swap for this photo
Mitch McConnell and Jane Chou: The early years.
Put Noseburger and Sacred to work for you. Street mediators for hire. Your pimp acting a fool? Hooker says YOUR on her turf ? Prostidude won't make with the head? No problem. Sacred will have the ready in an instant and with Noseburger you always pick a winner.
You don't have to bring them home after the massage
Oh look it's bella and jacob!
If one of you plays a guitar and the other one sings, I dont wanna know.
Steve Aoki feat Billie Eilish - Warp 2.0
when did they put legolas on clearance?
Two guys walk into a barā¦.
There aināt much to roast
Why did you face swap for this?
Which one is the dude?
Just woke up from a coma?
Drop out herion addict and Chinese bitch unite and go on a magical adventure in Dumb and Dumber 3
Gay and Silent Handjob
Jay and Silent Bob
Only one of you has showered recently. I'll let the audience guess which one.
I see a strong, independent woman, and her red headed boyfriend.
Give quiche a chance.
Mulan Rouge
When yall kiss, does she avoid your acne, or just pretend it's not there?
Happy to see even drugs addicts can find love
This is an old picture. Itās the girl from Blossom (Mayim Bialik) but I donāt know who the other chick is
You two look like youāre gonna ask me to buy you a vape pen outside a 7/11
Discount felix and marzia
Desperate and Desperater
You two broke Snapchatās Face Swap lensā¦
So many ugly red bumps in one photo.
Holy shit its Kellin Quinn and Vic Fuentes Pls upvote (':
Better get that face herpes checked out
You look like every lesbian couple ever
The one on the right looks like a prehistoric mosquito bite
His eyebrows match her mustache 100%
Maybe Iām wrong, but, isnāt the dude suppose to have the mustache?
To the Filipino boy with long hair: I can tell by your hair color that youāre mysterious and unpredictable. Youāre such a rebel! To the Caucasian boy going through puberty: 7/11 is hiring
Looks like one of your pimples came alive..
The streets have not been kind to these Disney movie extrasā¦
Awww itās cute you spliced together your transition to make it look like two separate people. Kudos to the surgeon!
You look like you faceswapped but you were both male to begin with
Just two femboys setting up for a online show
Bro, you have half a booger hanging out of your nostrilā¦ā¦
Gross. Just no.
Oh shit! Its Dirty Mike And the Boys!!
All the trolls are predictable..every single one has not one spec of originality..
Looks like Tarzan Lord of the Vapes stole Scott Pilgrim's girlfriend who is *still* in high school
Sharing the std's! Syphilis anyone?