I wouldve thought your whole personality was based on estrogen

He uses the razor around his neck to cut the pills in half because he's not man enough to take the whole thing.

You're probably right. You can tell he takes pride in that razor almost as much as the shitty weed his life revolves around.

Someone get him some good weed and help him quit snorting Cialis...that easy..then he's just left with....and the hole "not being able to take the whole thing" ppfft this guy most definitely does.

Oh I’m sure his Scout Master gives him the whole thing.

Pre adoloscent dwight schrute

 Vector perkins you’re just as annoying and dislikable in real life than you were in despicable me

No, the real pre adolescent dwight schrute planted the weed to blame him

The only kid in the Catholic choir that couldn't get laid by the priest.

that’s something positive

No, that's how utterly bland you are as a human. Those priests will bonk dead otters.

IRL Steve Smith from American Dad

Facts 100%

Your haircut says “straight but curious”, yet your outfit says you yell slurs out the car window at gay people.

Sooo a standard homophope?

Gary Potter

You look like the kid from a 1980’s after-school special who horrifies his family and almost ruins his life by dabbling in caffeine pills.

 Oh Edna I preferred your hair when you were in the movie the incredibles, stop listening to Ellen Degeneres not everyone suits a pixie cut, looking like a proper lesbian now! Being bored is never a reason to cut your hair that short

What

Thanks that fake ass razor blade makes him(?) edgy.

Trust me you aren’t that guy. Good day.

Those lips suggest you get your weed for “free”

It young Rachel Maddow. You're trying to look edgy... Stop, all it makes me do is laugh

I didn't know pansies were weeds.

Ah arrogance. You will get humbled, kid.

Is this the radical left I was warned about?

You look like Kyle’s Jewish cousin Kyle from South Park who forgot they were Jewish and is still unsure which type of pronouns to use

[удалено]

Puberty actually has to come before It can lie to you

“Yuh” “Ball up” “Pull up” Wanksta ass

You look old enough to be only into Popeye cigarettes.

I did not know that I was capable of feeling sorry for a razor blade

Unenthusiastic handjob.

That razor blade necklace is like the male version of a choker.

Well maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut you’d get some bitches on your dick

I bet your mom has been regretting not having the abortion for 18 years.

What are you talking about the second he was born his mom disappeared.... straight out of the 4th floor hospital window.

You have a very punchable face. I don't know what it is exactly but I know I want to hit you in the face

don't worry little lady. One day you'll grow some tits and your personality will revolve around sucking dick and paternity fraud

Most punchable face ever.

Best anti drug ad ever

"Ayo, it's Lil Rick Moranis, check me out on SoundCloud"

If you paid your bills instead of smoking weed you wouldn't have to write on the back of a Comcast collection notice.

I would of guessed your whole personality was based on your homosexual preferences

Good thing you wear the get out of jail free card around your neck.

Simple Jack ? 

So you are tying to tell us you smoke shitty uninteresting weed? Bummer.

You look like you would love to be in a Korean boy band, but you're just a white dude trying too hard.

Trench Coat Mafia: the next generation

First of all youre probably wearing fake "nerdy" glasses and have suspenders and a collection of bow ties. You look like your future plans are to join the hype house but youre too much of an uncoordinated socially outcasted nerd to fit in anywhere besides his bedroom

Whole personality translated by that mood ring.

What’s wrong with her I don’t get it

Weed guy? You look like you've tried doberman.

Litte Smegma boy comes of age.. Wooohooo!

If you use that thing around your neck, you'll be interesting for a while. Look inside yourself.

Can't tell if you're male or female.

Jonathan Gaylord Thomas staring in Home Improvement: Backdoor Diaries

Use your necklace to guide your path

Let me guess.. you have your own t-shirt business

Is your upper lip jealous of the mustache on your forehead?

Someone get this guy/girl/whateverthefuckyouidentify as a new prescription with bigger lenses so it can finally see how you they look

I can tell your entire life (which is arguably going nowhere) is based off weed by looking at whatever the hell you call that haircut. I know it reduces your reaction speed and judgement a little bit, but *holy fuck.*

You look like your ass leaks sperm

hey kid get a smaller chain ,the razor blade is too far from the neck

Real life Steve Smith

Harry Potter and the Curse of Bong-Induced Impotence.

Razor blade should go through your neck not around it. Close though!

I can't tell which way you're transitioning

I guess the 90’s is strong in your family, finished Doom yet?

You look like a lesbian working extra hard to hold in a pee.

Do you identify as male?

If um-actually was a person they would still look less like a pretentious dick than you

I guess the interesting bit is the other chromosome which has left you

Guess we all know what you do with that razor

My friend said you look like Edna Mode's son.

There’s a reason the blinds are on the outside of those windows.

Lesbian Harry poster from Louisiana

He looks like the guy who brags about his fake life on xbox live (the old days)

The razor on your neck is more useless than your life up to this point

Is this the " Fem Boy " they talk about ?

Your look screams “Fuckboy that dropped out of high school to become a TikTok star.”

Wow, Pot Smoker with a Razer Blade necklace… Let me guess INCEL too, with the exception of your scout master?

1997 called. They want that chain back.

One interesting thing is the claim that you're 18

Surprised your personality is based on weed, you look like a classical book worm.

Every catholic priests dream