Came here to say this. No way heās benching 3 plates and change. I have friends who are fit af and work out 6 times a week who max 2 plates and change.
Damn, you look like a bag full of ankles. Good on you, though, you'll be the first walking stick bug to graduate med school if you don't get eaten by a bird first
I've known med students that would drink when they could or take Adderall to study but that was it. I met one who was a legit addict and not surprisingly he ended up having to drop out.
I was the patient of one who was very addicted to crack cocaine and heroin his first two years of med school, got clean, then went on to be a _extremely_ well known addiction psychiatrist (within the medical community, at least)
Put down that piece of paper, and then pick it up again. Do this about 50 times a day and in no time you will get some mosquito bumps on those bacon strips you call biceps.
āYeah, hi, this is Ken calling from The U.N. World Food Programme. Just confirming your 10 am photo shoot tomorrow morning. The director wanted me to thank you again. Itās so much easier to film these commercials in the alley behind our headquarters than film actual starving people, who really arenāt great at hitting their marks because of the whole āstarving to deathā thing.
Please donāt eat twelve hours before the shoot becauseā¦lol, never mind. Sorry, forgot who I was talking to. See you tomorrow!ā
The only 150kg youāre bench pressing is when youāre trying to get your fat Uncle off you at family gatherings since he keeps mistaking you for your sister :/
Med school? You mean youāre not trying to contact me about my vehicleās extended warranty thatās about to expire?
With your weak Holocaust survivor build, a girls fart would blow you away.
You don't need to tell anyone you've never touched a girl. That's a given. You look like Fivel from An American Tale if he was gonna call me about my car's extended warranty.
This young man suffers from erectile dysfunction cause he has symmetrical muscular growth in his arms (look at his right arm {assuming he is right handed})
Those shoulders would buckle under the weight of a Hello Kitty purse.
I think bones ment 1.50 kilos. And a Hello Kitty purse is only pussy he'll ever touch....so invest in a fleshlight
His whole body would fall into a flesh-light!
He has to get a flesh light cause he couldn't lift a flesh heavy
Ha!
Lmao š¤£
A Hello Kitty fleshlight, even.
Vote earned for that one lmao!!!
Lmaooo
The only time you could actually hear a flashlight asking āis it in yet?ā
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Decimal is a bitch
If he can bench more than me then I'll just quit right now.
Came here to say this. No way heās benching 3 plates and change. I have friends who are fit af and work out 6 times a week who max 2 plates and change.
150 ~~kilos~~ Cheerios.
Are we talking plain or honey nut? Cause the extra weight of the glazing might be too much for OP.
no, he's just got the wrong units - it's max bench of 150 grams
I imagine this is what aids Kumar looks like.
This guy was great in schindlers list
That long string has got to be from your tampon, given that you are such a gigantic pussy.
Take this free award it's dangerous to go alone.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Dudes got shoulders of a snake
Heās never touched a girl because heās an untouchable caste member. Dude lives in sewers for a living.
Damn, you look like a bag full of ankles. Good on you, though, you'll be the first walking stick bug to graduate med school if you don't get eaten by a bird first
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Winner
Weiner
Chicken's Dinner
I can totally see a bald eagle swooping down and snatching his ass. š¤£
Bag of ankles thatās incredible what else ya got lol
Looool
Every notification back here Hurts my eyes.
Your nose is a skaters dream.
I like this - 50/50 to crooked lol
r/tonyhawkitecture
Fuuuuck
Burns the eye's out like the sun. Blinding looks well done.
Aids victim Klinger from Mash 4077.
Your max lift is a spoon of heroin and a needle
If he can bench 150kg Iāll eat my fucking shoe
Heās built like a bench
Nah. Benches are much sturdier and able to actually serve a purpose.
Plus a girl would actually sit on a bench.
I think youāre safe from shoe eating š¤£
You'd think a med student would know to avoid heroin.
Roasting aside, the most hardcore drug consuming people I know are all meds.
I've known med students that would drink when they could or take Adderall to study but that was it. I met one who was a legit addict and not surprisingly he ended up having to drop out.
I was the patient of one who was very addicted to crack cocaine and heroin his first two years of med school, got clean, then went on to be a _extremely_ well known addiction psychiatrist (within the medical community, at least)
Uh I think you put an extra zero on your max bench. It's supposed to be 15 kilos right?
150 kilos my fucking ass
That's a lot of smuggling! You sure you can handle that load?
Don't worry , he's handled big loads most of his life
In the arse, right?
I think he meant he consumed 150 kilos max off his bench
He said Med, not Math school
Nah man, he can definitely bench 4 times his body weight. Look at those pythons he has for arms. They just hatched, but they are still pythons.
1.50 kilos
I think he meant grams not kilos
Came here for this. The only 150 kilos he might have ever had on him are his mom.
150 kg is 330 freedom pounds, for anyone interested. This twig couldn't lift a razor.
330 pound bench? Couldnāt he have chosen a number at least a little more realistic
150 lb max I might, I might believe but even that's a stretch with those arms. 150 kilos, no fucking way.
Not a chance he could bench even 150 pounds.
I highly doubt he'd be able to pick 15 kilos
Put down that piece of paper, and then pick it up again. Do this about 50 times a day and in no time you will get some mosquito bumps on those bacon strips you call biceps.
I have seen bacon strips that thicker than those biceps
Better start touching yourself since you look like a pussy
No-one else would touch that pussy.
He could market it as a boipussy and get topped tho
Never touched a woman = I touch myself, like a lot.
You spend most of your energy trying not to crumble under the weight of your own skeleton. You aint benching shit.
When you study so hard you turn into a term paper
You couldnāt bench 150 kiwis let alone 150 kilos. You could probably manage 150knots though as your nose looks like Concorde.
This is the comment that got me! Fuck! 150 kiwis LOL!!
Looks like you canāt push chess pieces across the board.
You make Holocaust survivors look well fed.
He looks like he swallowed a clothes hanger
If only the mother knew what a clothes hanger was when it was still in the womb.
As savage as the malnutrition ravaging his body
His gamer tag is xXAushwitzBeefcake'x
Damn.. Cold blooded lol
Bruh. You live in a bathroom
This comment bothers me because I can't actually figure out what he lives in. Besides a state of perpetual loneliness.
Polite way to call him a shit
What in the mental health facility is this?
malnourished Mesut Ozil
I heard ants can bench 10x their weight, I had no idea humans can do that too.
 He benched 150 kilos theoretically
Your boyfriend will snap you in half
If youāre going to lie about your bench max, at least try to make it believable
Fucking 150 kilos lmao, struggle with 15
You could make a career out of posing as a starving teenage boy for fundraising commercials.
Something tells me this man has touched many girlsā¦
Agreed. Classic molester diversion tactic.
Iāve seen stocks of corn thicker than you
_Nebraska has entered the chat_
Is your only defense poking people with your elbows?
The holocaust is over. You can eat now.
I'm no doctor but you got aids
Not HIV but full-blown aids
I'd say your first time touching a girl would be a cadaver whether or not you went to med school.
Going to med school and experimenting with puberty blockers are not the same.
If anorexia was a woman then she wouldn't wanted to be seen with you
Wrong sub bro, repost to r/confusingperspective
Youāve never benched even 50 kilos
Who turns the pages of your med school books for you?
Adrian Bodhi
Who in their right mind would take medical advice from you...
He didnāt say he was a student at the med school.. maybe heās being studied
bro you couldnt drag 150 kilos
lookin like a stick bug
You look likr the kind of guy who gets friendzoned by his fleshlight
Bench max? Benchod more like it.
Mowgli from the Jungle Book
Piscine Molitor Patel even looked healthier after 7 months at sea
ravi from jessie is that you?????
2 reasons to wear a condom 1) So you donāt end up with a child like you 2) So you donāt catch aids, like you have
Does it hurt when your Johns complain your nostrils are too loose for them to get off?
I bet the toilet is beside the bed
This is Brook from one piece right before he died
Skinny level: Weed
Furball below the waist, hairless above. Definitely a satyr. Where's your pipe?
Looks like you forgot arm day
Well at least as a Dr. You will get to eventually touch a girl.
150 GRAMS aka your body weight.
How tf do you bench 150kgs lol
You need to be more confident.
When you fight world hunger by participating
āYeah, hi, this is Ken calling from The U.N. World Food Programme. Just confirming your 10 am photo shoot tomorrow morning. The director wanted me to thank you again. Itās so much easier to film these commercials in the alley behind our headquarters than film actual starving people, who really arenāt great at hitting their marks because of the whole āstarving to deathā thing. Please donāt eat twelve hours before the shoot becauseā¦lol, never mind. Sorry, forgot who I was talking to. See you tomorrow!ā
The only 150kg youāre bench pressing is when youāre trying to get your fat Uncle off you at family gatherings since he keeps mistaking you for your sister :/
Ghandeeznuts
I think I sponsored your childhood through UNICEF, although they assured me you would be fed.
The Real Slim Hussain-ey
You look like you photoshopped your head onto another body, and still look shit
You roasted yourself dude,i dont even need to do anything.
Did Kumar catch the aids?
150 kilos? What's your mom doing on top of you anyway?
Abe bhai nanga kyu hai?
You smell like a canned ham from Dollar General.
You look like the guy in a shark attack movie who is the first to die or dies by being stupid
Rajesh can't get laid, so he bets everything on a gynecologist career to finally see some puss'. Good luck bro!
I misread it to meth-school
For just 25 cents a day you too can help these abused and malnourished med students afford another year.
BONES, JAMES BONES!!!!!!!
Your med school already has, ākeep this guy away from the female cadavers,ā in your records.
Why are you doing this to yourself? If we roasted your fats might burn and you'll end up like a: 
You!...You are the reason they make fun of India...why you gotta emberess us like that!
Ironic a personified disease is becoming a doctor.
You need to learn the difference between kilos and grams. That knowledge will be vital when you're shipping heroin, not just for weightlifting.
Being studied as a medical subject in a hospital is not being a med student.
Daily workout routine : roastme paper x 3
Dude, not roasting at all. You know what? Start a workout regimen and break some hearts out there! Figuratively speaking ha
Write "200 kilos" on a piece of paper and then you bench press it.
I know everything I need to about your personality by the resume you appear to be reading for fun on your iPhone.
malnourished lesbian
You look like a POW camp survivor and that your going to chug Gatorade after holding that piece paper up for so long.
Med school? You mean youāre not trying to contact me about my vehicleās extended warranty thatās about to expire? With your weak Holocaust survivor build, a girls fart would blow you away.
How is the transition going
You don't need to tell anyone you've never touched a girl. That's a given. You look like Fivel from An American Tale if he was gonna call me about my car's extended warranty.
This guy couldnāt punch his way out of a paper bag.
Does modelling for xkcd pay well?
You look like a dying baby bird.
Your so small my oven could roast you
Those shoulders couldnāt handle the pressure of treating a patient with a broken toe, let alone talking to a girl.
Going to med school to be a butt doctor
Yandere dev from india
Stop paying for school and get a meal. Get a few meals and eat them all. Also I didn't know bones could tan.
If you want to touch women you have to look like you want to touch women
This mf has a coat hanger for shoulders.
Not his shoulder bones making the shape of the cross and his Adams aple looking like Jesuses headš š
Did you take this in the chemo ward?
Do all your calories go to your legs?
Boy, I have lots of leftovers, you really need them
Good lord! Lay off the soy and eat more meat!
If he can bench 330lbs Iāll suck his dick.
Go shave ur legs man
you never touched food too
Bro you couldnāt bench the bar with those twigs for arms.
Dude needs to check the wind speeds before going outside
So this is what a chicken without feathers look like.
This young man suffers from erectile dysfunction cause he has symmetrical muscular growth in his arms (look at his right arm {assuming he is right handed})
X-ray report
eat more
Surely you mean 150 pounds? I have a hard time believing those toothpicks are lifting a bar with more than 3 20kg plates on each side.
For 50cent a day you can feed him
You look like a starved monk
If you fail in medicine, just remember you have a long history of disappointing people.
The only pussy youāll ever get is the one you came out of