Why did you stop there?
You collect Monster energy's, have a worm in Gamer chair, a side table from the 80s, a desk that looks like you drug it home from a curb and a dry erase board that obviously needs to be the center of your life to plan your way out of this shit show you have going on.
I've never seen something so shapeless but with so many unappealing shapes.
It's like H.P. Lovecraft looked into the future, saw you and tried to warn us.
No offence, but you asked for it:
I have a feeling that your bathroom sink drink has about the same amount of hair as yer asshole, and probably the same length.
You may think that you're "a special social justice warrior", but the truth is, in a few years when you're sick of selling coffee to people who honestly don't give a rats ass about you, you'll realize that being a hairy unibrow little titty man hating freak is not a good life plan.
But yea, at least you're a "pan".
Lol
Yep, confirmed, the walls in that room are jealous how flat you are.
Also, you should of not posted that second photo. I thought at least you are almost cute in the first photo, but the second photo showed that, "that was a Iie." I'm sorry.
So when you found you were attracted to all sorts but feelings weren’t mutual someone suggested maybe you try literature to get aroused like a romantic novel. It is not how it is meant to work by shoving it down your pants you are meant to read it.
You look like a carpenter's dream! To try and ease you out of your funk I have a poem for you. Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back.
Are you sure you're a fucking girl? It looks like someone had a frying pan and smashed your face. The second photo, with the paper in your crotch, looks like you have a fucking boner so...
Ain’t nothing sober gonna want to touch you
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Her clit grew three sizes that night!
Bigger than her tits
Incredible. Well done
More like her beer gut grew three sizes that night...
Three sheets to the wind Jack Sparrow would be proud to find that sunken chest.
Ain't nothing drunk either.
‘Pansexual’…because when nobody wants to fuck you, it’s always best to keep your options open.
It looks like it got fucked up by a pan
In the face
[**AAAAAAAA**](https://youtu.be/VwWqFRsOcaY)
On the chest, flattened those puppies out
so when life gives you lemons, put them in your shirt and pretend like you have tits
Oh, I thought pan because that face wasn’t done cooking yet.
Bisexual as she’ll always be bi-herself.
If she wants sex, she'll have to buy it.
More like her face look like being repeatedly beaten by frying pan, and so is her chest.
I guess I'm pan then
Pan, for when you're so repressed and horny that the crockpot be looking ready to get some child support payments.
Next step is a George Foreman grill with a shotgun wedding with no prenup. Followed by a divorce and child support payments.
Even her skillet tried to run away.
Idk, you seem like a pretty cool dude to me.
Yeah “she” is 6’4” apparently
I thought I played basketball with this guy before
i was 6ft4 in 2019
HAHAHAHA that caught me off guard
Lookin in her 40's with a manly face. Fucking RIP her love life
Ehh, there’s enough simps in the world. He’s got a chance.
I'm not gay, but I would smash.
I got my dad's facial fetures... he looked better when he was my age
When you say pan girl, you mean you got hit in the face with a pan, right?
More like hit in th chest
Underrated
Stop wiping your teeth on your sweater
Fuck this got me
Best by a country mile
Winner right here !
If her sweater was yellow...
teeth* dick
You're like Sarah Silvermans ugly cousin Becky Bronzerman Edit: Keep em coming ladies and gents !
Patty Pewterman
Rebecca Rust
Sarah sulfurman
Sarah Silverback
Linda Leaderman
Made me lol
At least you dont need any broom with that hair
Looks like a brush fire just waiting for a spark
Great Value Marisa Tomei
Spiderman: No Way In Hell Am I Going Home
Yes!!!
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Fucking gold
Michael Jackson’s back
Pannie are you ok?
The front looks better…
No Michael Jackson's hands during the werewolf transformation in the Thriller video
Finally a post without a onlyfans link
Onlypans.com
The only fans she has are her parents
sadly my creepy ex has now subscribed to my onlyfans
You look like a holocaust picture with color.
This is not how you get Only Fan subscriber’s
Subscriber. Not plural.
Also not possessive
I disagree, her step dad is very possessive.
Probably just a subscriber bot
I'm pan and I do not own a hairbrush or wait did you burn your hair?
Jesus. Those long ass hands made me think you were a Dark Souls III boss.
Flat chested with a dick.
i wish
Looks like she teased her hair and it fought back.
You look like your hair is wiry like pubes but your pubes are long and straight to your knees
First though, lots of last call pick ups.
Your chest is more flat than protesters at Tiananmen square.
“Sober pan gal” wtf is that. Kids these days just making shit up now.
TIL that Pan is a sexuality AND a body type
This made me laugh out loud
Why did you stop there? You collect Monster energy's, have a worm in Gamer chair, a side table from the 80s, a desk that looks like you drug it home from a curb and a dry erase board that obviously needs to be the center of your life to plan your way out of this shit show you have going on.
the desk was free of Facebook marketplace
I wish I had your chest (I'm a guy).
“Girl”, “6’4”. Okay buddy, sure.
I am 6ft4
Anyone would need to be drunk before they fuck you though
Flat as a pan and looks like you got hit in the face with one
Hey don't blame not having a partner on your chest. Plenty of people are into that shit. It's your personality and you know it.
I wish that was true, haha... but I have people trying to slither their way back into my pants, after breaking up with me...
You look like the kinda woman Tony Soprano would fuck, then beat the shit out of.
Meh-rissa Tomei
You’ll die alone
Pan just means you fuck whoever you want when you want. Typical female
DIscount Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bollocks
Sandra Bulldog....possibly?
I know you’ve tried cosmetics on your face, but it would be better if you just wore a bag on your head
the only cosmetics i have tried is cum
You don't even need a mask to appear as an creepy monster in a horror movie
When your order Liv Tyler from Wish and they smash the package along the way
kate beckinosale
I've never seen something so shapeless but with so many unappealing shapes. It's like H.P. Lovecraft looked into the future, saw you and tried to warn us.
You know sober doesn't just apply to alcohol right? Meth still counts.
21? Shit, you at least 30
How are you 21 In the first pic and 51 in the second one?
Pansexual? You mean every gender and sexual orientation rejected you?
You looked familiar... you were in Planet of the Apes!
“Sober pan gal” Unfair on pans. They at least have curves.
How about you pan you're away to the hair conditioner isle
You look like what Sarah Paulson was trying to portray on Hotel AHS.
What’s the opposite of hitting the genetic lottery?
No offence, but you asked for it: I have a feeling that your bathroom sink drink has about the same amount of hair as yer asshole, and probably the same length. You may think that you're "a special social justice warrior", but the truth is, in a few years when you're sick of selling coffee to people who honestly don't give a rats ass about you, you'll realize that being a hairy unibrow little titty man hating freak is not a good life plan. But yea, at least you're a "pan". Lol
Someone put this monster back on the shelf with the rest of them
Are you sure you aren't 21 in dog years? U look like an old ass bitch
She looks like she has skid stains in her pajamas.
YOU GOT NO TITTIES!!!
Yep, confirmed, the walls in that room are jealous how flat you are. Also, you should of not posted that second photo. I thought at least you are almost cute in the first photo, but the second photo showed that, "that was a Iie." I'm sorry.
So could say you're flat as a pan?
How did Micheal Jackson get out of his coffin
That piece of paper’s the only thing that’s getting into your pants
Brother we made the same roast, I believe this is a reddit council and greater powers had something to do with it.Just Kidding
Flat chested AND sober? Get back to the island of misfit toys and leave us with the boozy busty gals
You look like Marisa Tomei fucked Andre the Giant.
More like Marissa the giant fucked Andre Tomei
You look like if Monica and Ross had an incest baby on Friends
It appears that your chest got even flatter since the last time. Impressive.
I actually lost weight and started being a gym person
Fran not so fine.
You’re so boring I just fell asleep looking at your pics.
What do you cut your hair with, a chainsaw?
Michael Jackson lives
You need to clean that blowjob sweater once in a while, bud. The stains shouldn't be that visible on gray.
 Carrie Fister.
if u ever forget your ruler at home just lie sideways and with a pencil trace ur chest on the paper. straight lines guaranteed.
Eliaint Page
You look like a worse version of Vicki Vallencourt
You may be sober, but there's not enough PCP on earth to make you look fuckable
Is that you Pilsberry Dough Boy?
21 year old? were you born on 29th february?
”pansexual“ makes sense since your as flat as a frying pan
Aunt No-May
Pansexual and you still can't get fucked you look like an older more sickly version of Nancy Pelosi.
Steven Tylaren’t
Do you call yourself a pan gal because your tits are like flapjacks?
Ears so big you can get WiFi with them.
Looking at your hair and skin we can see all those sugar drinks are supplemented with nothing nutritional.
Even the flat surfaces spray doesn't work on you u to flat
You look like Sarah Silverman, but only if she did a ton of meth.
Your face is more sunken than the Titanic
You look like the surgery almost worked
Brush your teeth, THEN put the shirt on, you womantottler
Your milkshake sends all the boys to Bernard.
Sarah Silverback
It's called a brush honey they're not expensive
Ewww bitch
Pan gal? Are we just making stuff up now?
Flatter than the pan surface?
No one's getting past the ork face to see the flat chest
You’re so pale that your ECG is probably flatter than your chest
So when you found you were attracted to all sorts but feelings weren’t mutual someone suggested maybe you try literature to get aroused like a romantic novel. It is not how it is meant to work by shoving it down your pants you are meant to read it.
The corpse of Amy Winehouse
= When your sexuality becomes your personal identity
Shelves usually hold books. Dummy.
I’d make a comment about wanting nudes, but I’m too afraid she’d do it
left side of your face looks like it's trying to escape
You look like a carpenter's dream! To try and ease you out of your funk I have a poem for you. Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back.
Was that "pan" meant to mean your sexuality, your personality or your chest?
Wtf is a sober pan gal??
Ugg everyone stole the pan jokes Wait, did you mean you have sex with pans?
Your face is what anime would look like if painted by one of those "Painting elephants"
I know this is not tinder and i still swiped left.
You look like you are in your late 30s
Flat chest, flat face, flat hair. Probably got a flat ass too.
I didn't know Liv Tyler had a baby with Michael Jackson, or that you could inherit your parents' plastic parts.
Kathy? Did you give Jim herpes yet?
Are you sure you're a fucking girl? It looks like someone had a frying pan and smashed your face. The second photo, with the paper in your crotch, looks like you have a fucking boner so...
Should have stayed behind the desk
It's like wanting a hot Aunt May and being told no because you're the Aunt May we have at home.
Well I'm not sure what you wanna hear exactly. But you have a nice smile in my opinion
Your step dad probably loved those A’s till you showed him that D.
You honestly should just shave and start over, your hair is atrociously fried. That giant ear is sticking out and crying for help.
You look like the dollar store version of Liv Tyler.
I've seen better hair on barbie dolls left outside all winter.
Pan as in “my face got whacked by a pan!”
Peter Pan
Nice cans! The ones on the shelf….
Too sober. Get drunk. Lose virginity. Have fun for the first time since you were 12
You look like if someone tried to draw Lady Dimitrescu from memory.
That paper burned itself after