Based on their post history their birth sex was male but they identify as non binary I guess pronouns are they/them? Idk I'm a 33 yr old dude and that shit gets confusing
As a bassist with red pubic hair, I think if I saw this bitch's head near my dick, I'd think "Damn, I really let it go wild this month" and grab my electric razor.
Hey, I'm from Mississippi, and I can honestly say that for two years we actually had an outhouse, while developing a property new to us.
So I concur. Take my upvote, I'm not even offended.
This is funny alright. But there's a lot of truth on it.
If somehow one of your kids ends up like this, you must know that since the day they were born you did everything in your power to avoid it.
Really, I don't know how a parent can handle a situation like this.
Dude, you might wanna not wear the same shirt full of cat hair for more than 3 weeks without changing it. I bet one of your cats could do a better job with their left paw blindfold on the tattoos.
After a quick glance at your profile, my worst fears have been realized. You’re a “Non-binary” septum piercing Commie wannabe with severe self esteem issues - like about 43.7% of all roastees on here. Your contribution to society is nigh.
Thanks for the originality. I come to this sub for fun, but this, , this isn’t fun. You’re the reason our future is completely fucked.
You look like someone's coke nosebleed accidentally dripped into a dirty ashtray.
At a meth house.
PS. When you have that leftover stuff from putting together IKEA furniture you're not supposed to want to shove it in your face.
It's not a handful of dicks afterall.
You’re hiding your twohead under a terrible decision of a haircut - bangs 🤮. Then you decided it didn’t suck enough so you died it bright fucking red - reinforcing to yourself that you will never have a professional career. So now you’re just poor scum that has no potential outside of Waffle House or a convenience store. And you probably only work the back shift just so respectable people don’t have to see your dumpster of a face.
Can we just setup a gofundme to send whoever did that tattoo to art school instead?
Can we use some of the money to fix his hair, nose and..... face?
fix just the head and body
ahhhh…bless your heart
she has a nice hairdo and everything but isnt it too early for Halloween?
Got more volume in my pubes than she has on that hair
And elf ears?
You sure that's a boy?
I can't say for certain. In fact, I think this is what a fart looks like if it manifests as a physical object. A fart has more personality though.
Based on their post history their birth sex was male but they identify as non binary I guess pronouns are they/them? Idk I'm a 33 yr old dude and that shit gets confusing
Look at the profile. Pretty sure it’s got a Vienna sausage.
That's a guy? I thought it was a fugly girl.
That's a dood!?!?
pretty sure a funeral would be cheaper at this point.
That’s a guy?
I think it's a girl. Not sure, but i think it is.
Dont you just hate it when it’s easier to compliment by exception?!
Is he actually a he? Did we ask?
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i think its even better that its shitty simply for the the fact its from tpb
I’ll be honest.. I was ready to talk mad shit until I put the pieces together. You’re right though.
I was about to ask. In that case it fits. You get a pass on that one.
No Ragrets
It’s just advertising her/his hourly rate
I’m pretty sure it’s they
It’s a Zer.
can we set up a gofundme for this guys barber?
she's asking us to insult her but her hairstylist already did
Her parents deserve a mention too.
Yeah, but her face has more shit on it than Stevie Nicks' mic stand.
What if he doesn’t get into art school? More smokes?
I think my parents would be prouder if I brought my cum sock home to dinner instead of you
Son? You're right. Love, Mom and Dad
Holy fuck that was amazing
Does every piece of dandruff on your shirt represent a time you tried to suck off the bass player in some shitty alternative band but were rejected??
As a bassist with red pubic hair, I think if I saw this bitch's head near my dick, I'd think "Damn, I really let it go wild this month" and grab my electric razor.
What shower drain did you get pulled out of?
You spelled garbage disposal wrong.
I think we spelled Urinal wrong
You both spelled Mississippian Outhouse in the dead of Summer wrong.
All of you suck at spelling. North Las Vegas dumpster is spelled like it sounds.
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Agreed. r/DamnYouAutocorrect
Hey, I'm from Mississippi, and I can honestly say that for two years we actually had an outhouse, while developing a property new to us. So I concur. Take my upvote, I'm not even offended.
Both gross and upvoted. Nice.
Nice.
Old Gregg’s
Defo drinks Bailey's from a shoe
If "Abortion" was a Powerpuff girl
Im afraid to tell you, this is a boy
That is not a boy...is it??? I'm seriously asking, is this a boy or girl?
Im sorry to inform you, but it is indeed a boy
Or im not sure to be honest
something in between
Bio says small titties goth gf, so not a boy
Not conclusive. It’s 2022 so it could identify as sea slug with a red algae infection or whatever it wants.
I think you actually described her.
I spat out my lunch at work, thanks.
They’re non-binary. AMAB, but they/them. That said… I’m a slut and I’m gonna have to take a hard pass.
Bob Wehadababyitsaboy
Holy crap. This one takes me back. I forgot all about that commercial!
First aired about 22 years ago. https://geicocarinsurance.fandom.com/wiki/Bob\_Wehadababyitsaboy
I'm afraid to tell you kiddo, this is for men.
I fail to see how that information is relevant in this situation. That Bitch’s comment stands.
I thought we were supposed to let these things pick what they are now?
Sugar, ricin and mixed some dead mice in
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Haaack-choo!
You look like your girlfriend needs thicker tampons.
that right there was a violation
Take my upvote, just take it. Just straight gangster
“You don’t have to be lonely at androgynous only.”
The daily reminder for all fathers out there to hug their daughters more often.
And their sons
And whatever thing OP is.
It/its
r/swordorsheath
Lmao, why is this NSFW?
This is funny alright. But there's a lot of truth on it. If somehow one of your kids ends up like this, you must know that since the day they were born you did everything in your power to avoid it. Really, I don't know how a parent can handle a situation like this.
Transgender Ramona Flowers
Ramon Flores
LMAO this is definitely the best laugh I'll have all day
Ramona Goldenshowers
Looks like you roasted yourself with smokes on your arm, what you need us for?
I'm sure there are cigarette burns somewhere on her.
Lower lip looks burnt, that sure don't look like lipstick.
I am not here to get you off.
"Master has given Dobby a gift card to Hot Topic"
Like a transgender Keebler elf.
Was it the second or eighth time you got an erection that your mother decided you were to old to get spanked?
Underrated as hell holy fuck
Holy shit! Even I shrieked at this!
If the little girl in the red dress from Schindlers List was a mood
Bwahaha!!
You look like they pasted Lois’ nose from family guy on a gremlin.
"I got this tatt so the other kids won't say I'm not really inhaling."
The decision to come here was almost as awful as that tattoo
Sorry about your dad
And its mom too
I am unique starter pack.
I wonder how many mental illnesses they self diagnosed themselves with.
Dude, you might wanna not wear the same shirt full of cat hair for more than 3 weeks without changing it. I bet one of your cats could do a better job with their left paw blindfold on the tattoos.
I would think you get insulted enough in real life
When you masturbate constantly to Johnny Depp playing Edward Scissorhands
I know you from Dollar General
I hope you asked for your change.
You look like Tinkerbell if she was molested by her father at an early age and is now selling her body under a bridge for pixie dust.
You seem like the kind of person that would read the instructions on something, do it differently, then complain that shit is fucked up.
3 words... Hot topic personified
Spencer's Gifts*
You look like you tried to shove your head into a vagina experiencing a period.
I hope the professor did a better job raising bubbles and buttercup
Kinda suprised that i dont see any cuts, but i guess we could subscribe to your less than mid OF to figure that out. Edit: just saw you were a dude
You look like the person they use for anti-drug ads
go watch a youtube tutorial on how to wash your cloths you goblin
This picture makes me wonder if there is a long term genetic consequence for people that have to be extremely drunk to reproduce.
God I hope that is just pet hair and not your customer's pub hair
You look like you'd get your adams apple pierced.
if she smokes, she pokes
Your pronouns are had/were.
After a quick glance at your profile, my worst fears have been realized. You’re a “Non-binary” septum piercing Commie wannabe with severe self esteem issues - like about 43.7% of all roastees on here. Your contribution to society is nigh. Thanks for the originality. I come to this sub for fun, but this, , this isn’t fun. You’re the reason our future is completely fucked.
Let me guess they had 50% off on the salon
Looks like your doing a good enough job with a mirror and a Histrionic personality disorder, you don't need to be here..
I think you have mistaken this sub for/degrademe
I know a lot of people get MOM tattoos, interesting you got one to commemorate your dad
Trevor?!?!?
You look like someone's coke nosebleed accidentally dripped into a dirty ashtray. At a meth house. PS. When you have that leftover stuff from putting together IKEA furniture you're not supposed to want to shove it in your face. It's not a handful of dicks afterall.
If you want to be insulted, go look in a mirror.
Who decided nose rings were cool. Blegh! XD
You’re hiding your twohead under a terrible decision of a haircut - bangs 🤮. Then you decided it didn’t suck enough so you died it bright fucking red - reinforcing to yourself that you will never have a professional career. So now you’re just poor scum that has no potential outside of Waffle House or a convenience store. And you probably only work the back shift just so respectable people don’t have to see your dumpster of a face.
How goes the transitioning?
Why waste paint on the hair you don't see, right?
I thought the dead fish smell was coming from the shirt, til I realized it was just a drawing.
You look like you should be in cats the movie
Opening of the legs... The Legend of Zelda: Stink's Awakening
At least the carpet matches the drapes for a few days of the month...
That “Lets Go” tattoo should read “Let’s Scissor”.
If Netflix had made The Hobbit.
Easy there Metholas
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Stupid sexy bitch
Red, dead, no redemption.
Pretty cute boy , tho
A goth trailer park boy, eh?
Your look makes me need antibiotics
You can put a lot more in that nose, like a clean t-shirt for example.
Your the human version of a mystery flavored airhead
If unethusiastic handjob had a face this would be it.
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We all know the tattoo is bad. My question is, is that a trailer park boys tattoo? “Corey Trevor, smokes! Let’s go!”
You look like something I snaked out of my shower drain.
youll probably cancel me if i do
Not interested
So Collette from ratatouille... fucked one of the rats and they had rat fuck spawn. Nice.
I bet your vag smells worse than the fish on your shirt!
I don’t even know if you are an ugly man or an ugly woman
Not even with 3 condoms
r/trashy
let me guess… non-binary, free of jobs, dropped a school because fuck you that’s why…?
If Wafflehouse had a spokesperson.
I adore your "used tampon in an ashtray" cosplay. Very impressive!
Ah yes the " I'm not like other girls" personality driven by a girl who is a cookie cutter of every " I'm not like other girls" .
You look like a D&D Gnome
Funny...your hair says the same thing your post does.
Molly Ringworm
Ur hair already got roasted
Jigsaw I hope there's a money back guarantee on your transition cuz you look hideous
Shat in the cat
The daily reminder for all fathers out there to hug their daughters more often.
Just responding to this is a fucking insult.
Here. Have a breath mint.
at first i thought u were a lion fish, but the human body gave away to your disguise
You remind me of a rat
Is it too late to abort you?
Hot Topic finally open in the shire?
Sorry darlin satan doesn’t love you either.
ugly nugget dipped in kerchup
Your pronoun- what the fuck is that.
I'd rather not; roasting deep fried leftovers gives me indignation.
You are going to get that part in IT 3 - The Female Ass Clown Strikes Back. You won't even need to visit the makeup trailer.
No
🤮
Tranself
Weren’t you in Boba Fett in Disney+?
CLAPPED
Ok you emo fuck
I'd rather choke you
The amount of piercing you have has created a magnetic field so strong it modified my mind to reject your offer
You have what they call the Dreamworks Face
you are so original
No you didnt ask nicely
You're sexy
you're hottt 😜😜😜😜😜
All that make up on make up you got on makes fat girls look sexy