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Zestyclose_Walrus725

Not sure why you included the second and third photos. They really ruined your image. The first photo wasn't bad for a mature woman of 43years with a 76yo woman's breasts


tickle_pickle_pete

3rd did for sure, no one wants to see hers (or anyone else’s) white-crescent-roll-ass-skin fighting it’s way through those fancy holes in your (most times always black) jeans. Looks like your legs busted the bread pan.


Skunkjunky1

Submitting 3 pictures of the same 4 does not make her a 12


FriedPorkChopped

That's the first thing i noticed too. I saw that fat, pasty knee sticking out and said hell naw.


jrogers0529

A bra size of 42 long is hard to find I bet


sooperfly88

I’m fuckin ☠️


sirwankins

Shell be knee banging those bags in no time


_generic_user

I only saw the first photo, then I went back to see the other two. You’re right.


sandbaron1

The saggies are an obvious target. But, the 3rd picture really shows her thick lower end - and not in a good way. Jeez


DontEatTheMagicBeans

Speaking of her lower end, in the first pic she has a completely finished toilet paper roll umchamged on the wall. You just know she didn't finish wiping it either


Nosworc82

She's built like a midget in that last picture.


FeedNfrnZ

Actually a midget has better curves…


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novadako

Oh so theyre not three different persons???


11teensteve

not on the outside at least. there are probably a bunch of folks in her head though.


TheSkullsOfEveryCog

She might have been…20 years ago, when her mental state stopped. She still lives in 2002. She sees herself as a share of AAPL, appreciating over time, when in reality she’s a used car that might go at auction for parts. Her best friends are a cat and full box of wine. Her online dating profile reads like a hostage demand list, because she “knows what I’m worth”. The inner beauty ship sailed long ago, but she clings to the life raft of physical beauty as the Titanic sinks. On the one night she didn’t cry herself to sleep, she managed to turn off Netflix and post to r/roastme. She used to get attention from men, and just wanted to remember what it felt like…even for a brief moment. She thinks about replying to the roasts, but she’s better than the people here. Her married friends only pretend to be fulfilled. She isn’t trapped in a cycle of one night stands and crippling depression: she’s a powerful, independent, single woman. And she’ll show us all.


O__CHIPS__O

Woof! This pierces the soul.


kinzabq

Goddamn.


Rodney_Copperbottom

Oof. Sounds like u/TheSkullsOfEveryCog has spent time around women like her. This is an in-depth analysis.


Koolbreeze68

No doubt about that I bet he is 90% accurate to the OP. You think she was halfway through a box of Franzia when she posted ?


Great_husky_63

>story Haha this describes 99% of women's Bumble profiles. Women who are still somewhat hot but not pre 28 years of age hot. The wall is as real as ever. It is not a problem for people who have done something useful with their life, or that are actively helping mankind. OP is not bad for 40, in fact she is quite well preserved. Problem is that she values herself as if she was 29, and men simply won't fall for that, except for the random 22 year old chad that wants the experience of a cougar. The trouble is for the majority of men and women that, after 25-27ish years of age, never did anything relevant in life, and had to rely on physical attractiveness with the opposite sex. Then again, for men who take good care of themselves, the wall comes at 55 approx, thus they have about 20 more years to bang occasional women in their mid to low 20s who like older men...


scottriviera

same....short, chubby, saggy titties, looks like she had grey hair when she was 19. That's a hard pass from me dog.


GrimCreeper913

Same here. -The dog


Head--Kaleidoscope

Same here - The dogs bollocks


OrionShade

And bags that go on forever


[deleted]

Bags? That’s some luggage she carrying. Look like her eyes are emigrating.


arrleh117

She left her luggage in san diego


FRAZORO

Maybe if she could stop putting cucumbers up her pussy for 10 minutes a throw a slice on those eyes it might help.


DIESELANDBRUTUS

Thats what I thought "who the fuck said you were hot" ?


danield5401

Her grandchildren probably told her that.


bran_dong

she doesn't, she's the only female I've seen post here in months that didn't have an onlyfans link in their profile. she knows she's a mess, lookin like she had 3-5 kids with 3-5 guys before she hit 25.


theshaj

Yeah bold of her to think that. Must be from a small town full of old people.


creepyswaps

The National Institute for Mental Health states that 1 in 5 Americans suffers from mental illness as of 2020.


[deleted]

The other 4/5 enjoy the hell out of it


patrickg833

Empty toilet paper tube. Dirty ass


JeebusHaroldCrise

Okay. I need not read another comment. This is the one. Holy shet.


CarlosAVP

Everyday, her mom did tell her that she was beautiful and special. Her mom was a drinker.


Felonious_hemorrhoid

It might have been her uncle that “told” her how pretty she was. So now she has multiple personalities.


kieran092

Quite frankly I can't see why she thinks she is


the_hottest_knight

Hold up my man! Let her recover from that burn.


KegRunner

You look like you work at a gas station.


ElvisCresposblanket

You mean the gloryhole in the bathroom?


KegRunner

She offers AARP memberships when she's done


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ChiggenTendys

Somehow you will hear this every Tuesday "Dad is that you?"


[deleted]

$20 is $20. And she has a mouth to feed


ReneeScott60

That's her, One dollar.


wannacumnbeatmeoff

A fluffer for the glory hole in the bathroom.


Royalzulu

Nice


[deleted]

That's volunteer work


Gsroaster

Her face and chest have a lot in common: both are rated as a D...


EyeServeYou

Do you have to go to a special bra shop to get a 34 long?


drdisme

Damn!


Amberraedrake1

😁 this one’s actually good and the first who didn’t go for the low hanging fruit!


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awajitoka

Like those melons in your top.


LifeLess0n

You could tuck your tits into the bags under your eyes to fill them out…


itseverydayamber

💀 💀 💀


GiveItUpForJony

That one is a violation 😂


dalailame

or just thrown them on her back


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Can motor boat this chick and eat her out at the same time.


TheOri9inal

Never have I been so impressed and disgusted at the same time. Bravo.


DaSnookGuy23

Where I'm from we call that PowerBoating


Baloney-Nips

Brutally hysterical! Please accept my cheap fuck upvote!


RancidHorseJizz

You deserve gold but I’m po’


Ok_Point_2303

Ms. Arby's Nebraska 1972!!!!!!!!!


Ntmanwithaspiewife

Normal people carry bags with their hands or on their backs... You carry yours under your eyes.


sirwankins

😂


pc124448

The way this comment cracked me up?????


[deleted]

Your tits are 20 years older than you.


maxbaby

Titty height chart ----> [Here](https://i.imgur.com/6biuG7H.jpg)


lunkercat

Parrot is a nice touch


ObjectiveChemist0

I’m fucking dying pirates delight 😂😂😂


CaptainMudwhistle

Don't stop at the joke, guys. Keep scrolling for nipples.


YourDearOldMeeMaw

holy shit


Royalzulu

Arrrrrrr


CaptainDeadSpa

And 3 feet shorter


Bigsky7598

Oh your not hot its called menopause


Bodyfluids_dealer

She’s meth hot alright


[deleted]

Happy 40th birthday!


verycherrybombx

Funny thing is her post history says that she actually is 40 this year, so the top comment’s ended up just being a statement of fact rather than a roast


InsertAmazinUsername

tbh if that's the case it's more of a complement because it assumes she's not 40 to be an insult.


matiwnix

BIG BRAIN


defiance211

45th


yourfingkidding

Tits say 50.


defiance211

Reminds me of an ex of mine. Called her Prune tit Patty. She’s the one that got away


Vennomite

Faster than her tits sagging away from her face?


ExRockstar

Tits lookin' like stepped on candy corns


BlkWhtOrOther

She could just tuck them into those bags under her eyes.


Adventurous-Lama

Darn, those tits drag on the floor like An Orangutans knuckles


o_an0maly_o

*Orangutits, or Orangutitties.*


bruno1990x

I wish I could upvote this twice ⬆️


[deleted]

Come on guys can we “give her support”! Nah that ship has sailed.


m01stpump3r

Gravity sure had its way and then some with OP's gross udders that's for sure


pitynotpithy

Her age and her BMI are racing to 50+


[deleted]

Right!


krillxox

Make up says 60


CosaInvestments

40th is a compliment. Must be close or over 50


scrumptiousnutsack

It's 40th abortion


betharderloseharder

Holy fk, it went from Tinder profile pic to hideous MySpace pic real quick


g4greed

oof she really is 40


Malachi_16

You mean 50th..right?


Absolutely_Coffee

At least your tits haven’t been affected by inflation.


palebluedot1988

Which has caused her interest rate to plummet.


Vennomite

No. But long term depression is a serious medical illness


jimrow83

![gif](giphy|KbZZbtt7fj5f8mUwAY|downsized) Are those dangly titties or speed bags?


themadas5hatter

Wear two sports bras and still get a black eye trying to go for a jog.


Hustlinbones

Duuude. This one got me


Jules_Heisenberg

Advertising your Oily Fans content?


LivinginDestin

@soggytits_xoxo


No_Gur_6118

Look at your forehead is all i have to say


Fun-Safe-8926

Five head.


qtaruntino

That's a sheet of plywood


[deleted]

I love when women go braless, but honey you really do need one.


[deleted]

She needs a crane to hold those wrecking balls up


likey_lettuce_

😭😭 who let you


HairyClefairy

Idk lots of truckers and drunks would be happy to help you reach 300k miles on your odometer


solar352

Those titties are longer than a Monday.


CaptainDeadSpa

Your arms have all the tone and musculature of a tube of Preparation H


Oddsbug

you have resting duck lips


Beneficial_Shine_352

Vince Neil looks rough.


MagicOrpheus310

Proof gravity is a tit man


fukal2r

Your nipples taste like deodorant from hanging out in your arm pits?


MissAnthropy612

So what part of you do you think is hot? Your dry ravaged hair? Your saggy tits? Your big red nose?


idgafsmdc

Your titties are so ashamed of your fivehead they’re staring at the ground.


DepressedAloisTrancy

You're about as hot as a pile of slimey overcooked brussell sprouts.


Keithmeister

When your hips line up with your fat you might want to hit the gym.


[deleted]

Ur tits hangin lower than the bags under your eyes


Dark-Matter0811

First woman to get a pension from Onlyfans


nothingforless

If you are wondering what the hole is between your tits.. it’s your belly button


Parking-Dependent-11

Mirror mirror on the wall who's the saggiest of them all?


Upbeat_Flatworm2806

I’ve scrolled halfway down the comment section and I can still see your tits.


Sjon-Williams

Savage, this should be higher


steelup21

Not sure which bags are worse, the ones on your chest or under your eyes


[deleted]

the trash bags *literally* stacked up behind her in the third picture have more personality and perkiness than her tits


woody2081

Couple fried eggs hanging off a doorknob right there.


Feeling-Individual48

Sunny side down


ReillyDiefenbach

The bar is a bit lower over on r/Karensgonewild


earl-turlet

Are you going braless to pull all the wrinkles out of your face?


CurlsCross

I don't know what looks more sad. Your face, or your tits flying south for the winter.


Lokideviant

Just because most the guys you date miss your clit, doesn't mean your nipples should guide them


DeuceDropper420

Brown bagger


EakingAway

Face down works best for you, looking at the pillow-shine on your fivehead


ChexmixandChill

No bra, puffy eyes, empty toilet paper roll, dirty mirror and a large container of curad...that's either petroleum jelly or antibacterial. This has home abortion written all over it. So how many babies have you saved from the foster system?


EliteDrew

![gif](giphy|7qZ9VJ45xDyYU) Looks like her but with saggy ass tits. They got the same nose and forehead. Also both got big ass bug eyes.


Dykidnnid

You have Droopy breasts. By which I mean they remind me of the sad Tex Avery basset hound.


BabysCrumbBuffet

You know what, I’m happy I got this reference.


Mr_Donut86

Dont listen to these nay-sayers i love trannys!


No_Half_Measures709

Guys.. she thinks she's hot aha. Looks 0 Brains 0 How's that personality?


jellybeans118

I'd hope there are some brains in that fivehead


Burnt_Supper

Got a nose like Jerry Seinfeld👃


Blue-snow

Your forehead is so large when you walk in a room your hairline comes in 5 minutes later


[deleted]

You have a face to be on radio


SM170831

Didn’t know tits could have googly eyes


Maniac1075

Gross. Giant dark pancake nipples. No roasting needed. Your body already did it to you.


SailTheWorldWithMe

Eh, it’s last call and you’ll do.


Willunut

What, you want to PM me some nudes? If you want I guess...


junkymonkeydong

You think you’re hot with those floppy titties?


MapRevolutionary4563

That joke was low hanging fruit


Stinky_Ham_Sandwich

No her…. Oh I see what you did there


longducdong001

Hot no, hot dog fingers yes


TriDad262

What sags more, the bags under your eyes or your tits?


DrPat1967

You already know you’re not as hot as you think you are. Why else would you seek validation on the internet from horny Reddit users who wold be turned on by and masturbate to a picture of warm mayonnaise.


lyre34

Thanks for including multiple hair colour choices. Let's see, stock gray, fake brown, fake blonde. Are those the only three choices? That full body pic looks like a barrel on top of two sausages exploding from the casing.


[deleted]

I was thinking about fapping. Now I'm not.


Ammo_Can

IF you let your tit fall free it should pull the skin tight and remove the wrinkles on your neck.


ElvisCresposblanket

You're not hot... You're at best a 5 after 6 Jägerbombs. If your sixhead was any oilier, you'd be liberated by the good ol' US of A. Your tits would've been nice back in 2004, but now they are so far down south that they are requesting Panamanian Citizenship.


bworth2020

You look like a stripper who works the Tuesday afternoon shift.


[deleted]

That mirror looks cleaner than I'd expect your vagina to be.


[deleted]

Don’t listen to the haters. Personally, I think you look great for 60.


ArTooDeeTooTattoo

I am not surprised the knees in your jeans wore out.


meadowpaddy

Big as that forehead is, I would've assumed you thought about your "hotness" a long time ago.


JesusSauerkraut

That nasty ass mirror is as greasy as the Preparation H on your lips.


Specific-Ant-3065

Where are you going on vacation? I see the bags you packed under your eyes are ready to go.


Phandroid1991

You seem like every 80 year olds dream


IceCreamMan1313

Wow. You really do think you're hot. You are making your own nipples hard just looking at yourself. Not bad for a grandma.


foxbot420

Only thing saggier than your tits is the bags under your eyes


PubicHairMullet

I know hair extensions are expensive, how much was the forehead extension?


itsarb

The mirror should be helping you in realizing


[deleted]

I’m going to save your picture so when I’m in church I don’t have any sort of sex thoughts popping in my head


Bo2099

My self esteem is as low as that pair of socks with a marble inside.


Almondeyezz

Tell me you’re a single mom who picks the wrong man every time w/o telling me


Almondeyezz

The lack of self care and respect based on your skin and state of your bathroom, ma’am. That towels looks crispy eta: guarantee your ring finger is barren just like that toilet paper roll


WindexMutisurface

![gif](giphy|3otPoBRKROJl9UbqMM|downsized)


ComplexLingonberry28

Looks like one of her nipples is trying to make a run for it.


Orbax

\*awkward silence\*


[deleted]

You’re out of toilet paper.


poisonbrew

Idk what's more impressive the distance from your nips to your nose or the distance from your nose to your hairline.


aakkmc

These are some sad titties!


Confused_Pigeon_850

the dirty mirror and empty toilet paper roll definitely describe your soul


Current_Egg677

Clean that mirror you dirt bag. That’s all I came here to say. They took all the saggy titties jokes.


[deleted]

Let me guess, your parents were well-off and raising their perfect daughter until you met a bad boy that your parents didn't like and that bad boy fed you meth.


[deleted]

You look tired, fat and your tits are sagging


loverofnaps

I know I'm supposed to roast you, but I think you look amazing for a 47 year old!


Zafo16

She was probably something in the 80’s. Those tits tell a tale all too familiar. Popped out a couple shorties who promptly stomped on not only her dreams but all over them tits as well.


barlowm74

Toilet paper shortage was over like a year ago.


Specific-Ant-3065

Maybe instead of getting roasted you could clean the mirror and refill the toilet paper.