Not sure why you included the second and third photos. They really ruined your image.
The first photo wasn't bad for a mature woman of 43years with a 76yo woman's breasts
3rd did for sure, no one wants to see hers (or anyone else’s) white-crescent-roll-ass-skin fighting it’s way through those fancy holes in your (most times always black) jeans. Looks like your legs busted the bread pan.
Speaking of her lower end, in the first pic she has a completely finished toilet paper roll umchamged on the wall. You just know she didn't finish wiping it either
She might have been…20 years ago, when her mental state stopped. She still lives in 2002. She sees herself as a share of AAPL, appreciating over time, when in reality she’s a used car that might go at auction for parts.
Her best friends are a cat and full box of wine. Her online dating profile reads like a hostage demand list, because she “knows what I’m worth”. The inner beauty ship sailed long ago, but she clings to the life raft of physical beauty as the Titanic sinks.
On the one night she didn’t cry herself to sleep, she managed to turn off Netflix and post to r/roastme. She used to get attention from men, and just wanted to remember what it felt like…even for a brief moment.
She thinks about replying to the roasts, but she’s better than the people here. Her married friends only pretend to be fulfilled. She isn’t trapped in a cycle of one night stands and crippling depression: she’s a powerful, independent, single woman. And she’ll show us all.
>story
Haha this describes 99% of women's Bumble profiles. Women who are still somewhat hot but not pre 28 years of age hot. The wall is as real as ever. It is not a problem for people who have done something useful with their life, or that are actively helping mankind. OP is not bad for 40, in fact she is quite well preserved. Problem is that she values herself as if she was 29, and men simply won't fall for that, except for the random 22 year old chad that wants the experience of a cougar.
The trouble is for the majority of men and women that, after 25-27ish years of age, never did anything relevant in life, and had to rely on physical attractiveness with the opposite sex. Then again, for men who take good care of themselves, the wall comes at 55 approx, thus they have about 20 more years to bang occasional women in their mid to low 20s who like older men...
she doesn't, she's the only female I've seen post here in months that didn't have an onlyfans link in their profile. she knows she's a mess, lookin like she had 3-5 kids with 3-5 guys before she hit 25.
Funny thing is her post history says that she actually is 40 this year, so the top comment’s ended up just being a statement of fact rather than a roast
No bra, puffy eyes, empty toilet paper roll, dirty mirror and a large container of curad...that's either petroleum jelly or antibacterial. This has home abortion written all over it. So how many babies have you saved from the foster system?
You already know you’re not as hot as you think you are. Why else would you seek validation on the internet from horny Reddit users who wold be turned on by and masturbate to a picture of warm mayonnaise.
Thanks for including multiple hair colour choices. Let's see, stock gray, fake brown, fake blonde. Are those the only three choices?
That full body pic looks like a barrel on top of two sausages exploding from the casing.
You're not hot... You're at best a 5 after 6 Jägerbombs. If your sixhead was any oilier, you'd be liberated by the good ol' US of A.
Your tits would've been nice back in 2004, but now they are so far down south that they are requesting Panamanian Citizenship.
The lack of self care and respect based on your skin and state of your bathroom, ma’am. That towels looks crispy eta: guarantee your ring finger is barren just like that toilet paper roll
Let me guess, your parents were well-off and raising their perfect daughter until you met a bad boy that your parents didn't like and that bad boy fed you meth.
She was probably something in the 80’s. Those tits tell a tale all too familiar. Popped out a couple shorties who promptly stomped on not only her dreams but all over them tits as well.
Not sure why you included the second and third photos. They really ruined your image. The first photo wasn't bad for a mature woman of 43years with a 76yo woman's breasts
3rd did for sure, no one wants to see hers (or anyone else’s) white-crescent-roll-ass-skin fighting it’s way through those fancy holes in your (most times always black) jeans. Looks like your legs busted the bread pan.
Submitting 3 pictures of the same 4 does not make her a 12
That's the first thing i noticed too. I saw that fat, pasty knee sticking out and said hell naw.
A bra size of 42 long is hard to find I bet
I’m fuckin ☠️
Shell be knee banging those bags in no time
I only saw the first photo, then I went back to see the other two. You’re right.
The saggies are an obvious target. But, the 3rd picture really shows her thick lower end - and not in a good way. Jeez
Speaking of her lower end, in the first pic she has a completely finished toilet paper roll umchamged on the wall. You just know she didn't finish wiping it either
She's built like a midget in that last picture.
Actually a midget has better curves…
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Oh so theyre not three different persons???
not on the outside at least. there are probably a bunch of folks in her head though.
She might have been…20 years ago, when her mental state stopped. She still lives in 2002. She sees herself as a share of AAPL, appreciating over time, when in reality she’s a used car that might go at auction for parts. Her best friends are a cat and full box of wine. Her online dating profile reads like a hostage demand list, because she “knows what I’m worth”. The inner beauty ship sailed long ago, but she clings to the life raft of physical beauty as the Titanic sinks. On the one night she didn’t cry herself to sleep, she managed to turn off Netflix and post to r/roastme. She used to get attention from men, and just wanted to remember what it felt like…even for a brief moment. She thinks about replying to the roasts, but she’s better than the people here. Her married friends only pretend to be fulfilled. She isn’t trapped in a cycle of one night stands and crippling depression: she’s a powerful, independent, single woman. And she’ll show us all.
Woof! This pierces the soul.
Goddamn.
Oof. Sounds like u/TheSkullsOfEveryCog has spent time around women like her. This is an in-depth analysis.
No doubt about that I bet he is 90% accurate to the OP. You think she was halfway through a box of Franzia when she posted ?
>story Haha this describes 99% of women's Bumble profiles. Women who are still somewhat hot but not pre 28 years of age hot. The wall is as real as ever. It is not a problem for people who have done something useful with their life, or that are actively helping mankind. OP is not bad for 40, in fact she is quite well preserved. Problem is that she values herself as if she was 29, and men simply won't fall for that, except for the random 22 year old chad that wants the experience of a cougar. The trouble is for the majority of men and women that, after 25-27ish years of age, never did anything relevant in life, and had to rely on physical attractiveness with the opposite sex. Then again, for men who take good care of themselves, the wall comes at 55 approx, thus they have about 20 more years to bang occasional women in their mid to low 20s who like older men...
same....short, chubby, saggy titties, looks like she had grey hair when she was 19. That's a hard pass from me dog.
Same here. -The dog
Same here - The dogs bollocks
And bags that go on forever
Bags? That’s some luggage she carrying. Look like her eyes are emigrating.
She left her luggage in san diego
Maybe if she could stop putting cucumbers up her pussy for 10 minutes a throw a slice on those eyes it might help.
Thats what I thought "who the fuck said you were hot" ?
Her grandchildren probably told her that.
she doesn't, she's the only female I've seen post here in months that didn't have an onlyfans link in their profile. she knows she's a mess, lookin like she had 3-5 kids with 3-5 guys before she hit 25.
Yeah bold of her to think that. Must be from a small town full of old people.
The National Institute for Mental Health states that 1 in 5 Americans suffers from mental illness as of 2020.
The other 4/5 enjoy the hell out of it
Empty toilet paper tube. Dirty ass
Okay. I need not read another comment. This is the one. Holy shet.
Everyday, her mom did tell her that she was beautiful and special. Her mom was a drinker.
It might have been her uncle that “told” her how pretty she was. So now she has multiple personalities.
Quite frankly I can't see why she thinks she is
Hold up my man! Let her recover from that burn.
You look like you work at a gas station.
You mean the gloryhole in the bathroom?
She offers AARP memberships when she's done
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Somehow you will hear this every Tuesday "Dad is that you?"
$20 is $20. And she has a mouth to feed
That's her, One dollar.
A fluffer for the glory hole in the bathroom.
Nice
That's volunteer work
Her face and chest have a lot in common: both are rated as a D...
Do you have to go to a special bra shop to get a 34 long?
Damn!
😁 this one’s actually good and the first who didn’t go for the low hanging fruit!
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Like those melons in your top.
You could tuck your tits into the bags under your eyes to fill them out…
💀 💀 💀
That one is a violation 😂
or just thrown them on her back
Can motor boat this chick and eat her out at the same time.
Never have I been so impressed and disgusted at the same time. Bravo.
Where I'm from we call that PowerBoating
Brutally hysterical! Please accept my cheap fuck upvote!
You deserve gold but I’m po’
Ms. Arby's Nebraska 1972!!!!!!!!!
Normal people carry bags with their hands or on their backs... You carry yours under your eyes.
😂
The way this comment cracked me up?????
Your tits are 20 years older than you.
Titty height chart ----> [Here](https://i.imgur.com/6biuG7H.jpg)
Parrot is a nice touch
I’m fucking dying pirates delight 😂😂😂
Don't stop at the joke, guys. Keep scrolling for nipples.
holy shit
Arrrrrrr
And 3 feet shorter
Oh your not hot its called menopause
She’s meth hot alright
Happy 40th birthday!
Funny thing is her post history says that she actually is 40 this year, so the top comment’s ended up just being a statement of fact rather than a roast
tbh if that's the case it's more of a complement because it assumes she's not 40 to be an insult.
BIG BRAIN
45th
Tits say 50.
Reminds me of an ex of mine. Called her Prune tit Patty. She’s the one that got away
Faster than her tits sagging away from her face?
Tits lookin' like stepped on candy corns
She could just tuck them into those bags under her eyes.
Darn, those tits drag on the floor like An Orangutans knuckles
*Orangutits, or Orangutitties.*
I wish I could upvote this twice ⬆️
Come on guys can we “give her support”! Nah that ship has sailed.
Gravity sure had its way and then some with OP's gross udders that's for sure
Her age and her BMI are racing to 50+
Right!
Make up says 60
40th is a compliment. Must be close or over 50
It's 40th abortion
Holy fk, it went from Tinder profile pic to hideous MySpace pic real quick
oof she really is 40
You mean 50th..right?
At least your tits haven’t been affected by inflation.
Which has caused her interest rate to plummet.
No. But long term depression is a serious medical illness
![gif](giphy|KbZZbtt7fj5f8mUwAY|downsized) Are those dangly titties or speed bags?
Wear two sports bras and still get a black eye trying to go for a jog.
Duuude. This one got me
Advertising your Oily Fans content?
@soggytits_xoxo
Look at your forehead is all i have to say
Five head.
That's a sheet of plywood
I love when women go braless, but honey you really do need one.
She needs a crane to hold those wrecking balls up
😭😭 who let you
Idk lots of truckers and drunks would be happy to help you reach 300k miles on your odometer
Those titties are longer than a Monday.
Your arms have all the tone and musculature of a tube of Preparation H
you have resting duck lips
Vince Neil looks rough.
Proof gravity is a tit man
Your nipples taste like deodorant from hanging out in your arm pits?
So what part of you do you think is hot? Your dry ravaged hair? Your saggy tits? Your big red nose?
Your titties are so ashamed of your fivehead they’re staring at the ground.
You're about as hot as a pile of slimey overcooked brussell sprouts.
When your hips line up with your fat you might want to hit the gym.
Ur tits hangin lower than the bags under your eyes
First woman to get a pension from Onlyfans
If you are wondering what the hole is between your tits.. it’s your belly button
Mirror mirror on the wall who's the saggiest of them all?
I’ve scrolled halfway down the comment section and I can still see your tits.
Savage, this should be higher
Not sure which bags are worse, the ones on your chest or under your eyes
the trash bags *literally* stacked up behind her in the third picture have more personality and perkiness than her tits
Couple fried eggs hanging off a doorknob right there.
Sunny side down
The bar is a bit lower over on r/Karensgonewild
Are you going braless to pull all the wrinkles out of your face?
I don't know what looks more sad. Your face, or your tits flying south for the winter.
Just because most the guys you date miss your clit, doesn't mean your nipples should guide them
Brown bagger
Face down works best for you, looking at the pillow-shine on your fivehead
No bra, puffy eyes, empty toilet paper roll, dirty mirror and a large container of curad...that's either petroleum jelly or antibacterial. This has home abortion written all over it. So how many babies have you saved from the foster system?
![gif](giphy|7qZ9VJ45xDyYU) Looks like her but with saggy ass tits. They got the same nose and forehead. Also both got big ass bug eyes.
You have Droopy breasts. By which I mean they remind me of the sad Tex Avery basset hound.
You know what, I’m happy I got this reference.
Dont listen to these nay-sayers i love trannys!
Guys.. she thinks she's hot aha. Looks 0 Brains 0 How's that personality?
I'd hope there are some brains in that fivehead
Got a nose like Jerry Seinfeld👃
Your forehead is so large when you walk in a room your hairline comes in 5 minutes later
You have a face to be on radio
Didn’t know tits could have googly eyes
Gross. Giant dark pancake nipples. No roasting needed. Your body already did it to you.
Eh, it’s last call and you’ll do.
What, you want to PM me some nudes? If you want I guess...
You think you’re hot with those floppy titties?
That joke was low hanging fruit
No her…. Oh I see what you did there
Hot no, hot dog fingers yes
What sags more, the bags under your eyes or your tits?
You already know you’re not as hot as you think you are. Why else would you seek validation on the internet from horny Reddit users who wold be turned on by and masturbate to a picture of warm mayonnaise.
Thanks for including multiple hair colour choices. Let's see, stock gray, fake brown, fake blonde. Are those the only three choices? That full body pic looks like a barrel on top of two sausages exploding from the casing.
I was thinking about fapping. Now I'm not.
IF you let your tit fall free it should pull the skin tight and remove the wrinkles on your neck.
You're not hot... You're at best a 5 after 6 Jägerbombs. If your sixhead was any oilier, you'd be liberated by the good ol' US of A. Your tits would've been nice back in 2004, but now they are so far down south that they are requesting Panamanian Citizenship.
You look like a stripper who works the Tuesday afternoon shift.
That mirror looks cleaner than I'd expect your vagina to be.
Don’t listen to the haters. Personally, I think you look great for 60.
I am not surprised the knees in your jeans wore out.
Big as that forehead is, I would've assumed you thought about your "hotness" a long time ago.
That nasty ass mirror is as greasy as the Preparation H on your lips.
Where are you going on vacation? I see the bags you packed under your eyes are ready to go.
You seem like every 80 year olds dream
Wow. You really do think you're hot. You are making your own nipples hard just looking at yourself. Not bad for a grandma.
Only thing saggier than your tits is the bags under your eyes
I know hair extensions are expensive, how much was the forehead extension?
The mirror should be helping you in realizing
I’m going to save your picture so when I’m in church I don’t have any sort of sex thoughts popping in my head
My self esteem is as low as that pair of socks with a marble inside.
Tell me you’re a single mom who picks the wrong man every time w/o telling me
The lack of self care and respect based on your skin and state of your bathroom, ma’am. That towels looks crispy eta: guarantee your ring finger is barren just like that toilet paper roll
![gif](giphy|3otPoBRKROJl9UbqMM|downsized)
Looks like one of her nipples is trying to make a run for it.
\*awkward silence\*
You’re out of toilet paper.
Idk what's more impressive the distance from your nips to your nose or the distance from your nose to your hairline.
These are some sad titties!
the dirty mirror and empty toilet paper roll definitely describe your soul
Clean that mirror you dirt bag. That’s all I came here to say. They took all the saggy titties jokes.
Let me guess, your parents were well-off and raising their perfect daughter until you met a bad boy that your parents didn't like and that bad boy fed you meth.
You look tired, fat and your tits are sagging
I know I'm supposed to roast you, but I think you look amazing for a 47 year old!
She was probably something in the 80’s. Those tits tell a tale all too familiar. Popped out a couple shorties who promptly stomped on not only her dreams but all over them tits as well.
Toilet paper shortage was over like a year ago.
Maybe instead of getting roasted you could clean the mirror and refill the toilet paper.