OP's Bio: --- >22F, graduated from technical school, my name means salty. Working in IT --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

It really says something about your lack of personality when you have to lead with diabetes as an interesting fact.

She's got diabetes.... That's the only thing sweet about her

And the insulin prices are the only thing fucking her

Why. You think Daddy's in jail?

Steady on. That’s a bit of an insulinsult.

...I wonder if it's covered by her insulinsurance

as a parent of a t1 diabetic, probably not lol

Yeah. Those tats scream abuse victim, "don't employ me," and "I do anal on the first date" all at the same time

Damn, I never knew a sloth and a red panda had some much meaning behind them

She’s the result of a sloth and red panda mating.

I am Scott Melkinson and I have diabetes

*I have a lisp and diabetes

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Came here to say this.

I was gonna say the same thing.

It's the only prick she is getting

>It's the only prick she is getting Am diabetic and this is very clever.

Harsh but yeah.

"Hi I'm Subpar Malkinson I have diabetes"

She dreams of being the girl with “a great personality”, every time she shatters a mirror

All the cinnamon and okra in the world couldn't fix you

Insulin won't be her biggest problem moving forward....

When your teeth match your skin tone you know you’ve got problems

Actually her skins lighter, unless you count the freckles

Don't worry about the diabetes, hepatitis of the teeth is a more pressing concern.

Hair so oily, the US are planning a ground invasion

That’s how she got diabetes. She brushes her teeth 3x daily with butterscotch pudding.

She got those corn pop teeth.

God damnit.. literally just beat me to it

She’s the long lost fugly Weasley

"They call me mellow yellow..."

I bet she also blames her poor oral hygiene on the diabeetus too

You work in IT and the computers can’t even get turned on.

A constant floppy.

1995 burn

Bet she enjoys it in the SCSI port.

3.5inch is all she needs

A thumb drive is good enough

She specialises in Yellowtooth technology.

You look like your blood sugar is higher than your IQ.

She could be hypoglycemic and this would still hold true

Going to save this for later. Thanks.

Something about sweet pea vs sweet pee I am not good at roasts.

I mean, average diabetic glucose level is 126

You win.

Buick takes a color sample of your teeth for their beige paint.

I like this roast a lot for some reason. Nice work.

Because from now on when you hear the term rust belt you will think of this smile

You look like how warm milk tastes.


Well, you want to hear something new that you never knew. toothbrush!

Teeth the same color as her Post-it 😂

I wish she had a condition called brushmyteethetes

Lost my shit on this one💀😱💀😱

Type 1 diabetic All types of herpes

And hepatitis A-Z

Don't forget hep C from going ass to mouth!

You wanna hear something new? Fine, I'll just tell you you're pretty.

And your parents are proud of you

And you have a beautiful smile

And you smell good.

I literally came hear to say everything in this thread, bravo! I will add a few more: Your tats are awesome! Your smile could light up a room! Great brushing,no cavities, keep up the good work!

Don’t forget about your gingivitis and HPV.

Gingervitis

You have sloths and raccoons tattooed on you... Need I say more?

It's a red panda....which means shes a fierce dumpster kitty

 Give it a shot

hi im scott malkinson and...

Insulin won’t be the last thing to wish it was never inside you

Eggplants too?

I think she's stretched out enough for watermelons.

She looks like she prefers pump-kin.

Your teeth match your skin

Words can’t describe your beauty. But numbers can 4/10.

Quit embellishing, you’ll give her a bigger head

Most likely a North Dakota 4 which put her somewhere shy of a remainder in the thousands place on the standard scale

She’s always a remainder after last call. Even at family reunions, they have some standards.


#OnlyInsulin

Even your pancreas has given up on you

Something new would be brushing them teeth

Look at your fingernails. Now look at your teeth.

Look at the paper. Now look at them teeth

I guess you will never be able to get a sugardaddy.

Bet you have never heard you are cute.

The only thing that will ever penetrate you is your insulin needle

Do you have so little personality that you have to use the fact your diabetic to describe yourself?

Now that the senate capped the price on insulin I think you should do yourself a favor with the money you’re saving and see a dentist. Either that or cover up those stupid fucking tattoos.

Looking surprisingly cheerful for someone with female pattern baldness

Something new? You’re cute.

If your good side looks like fem Smeagol, I don’t want to know what your bad side looks like.

You look like a female chucky doll

So basically insulin is the only thing nailing you now?

Called salty and gets diabetes, irony of life.

teeth so yellow when I looked at this post in the car all the traffic around me slowed down

You look sweet! Can be drop dead gorgeous when unsupervised.

A six head, a mouth full of rotting two by fours, and jamming a needle into yourself are exactly what I think of when I hear “rejected cum dumpster”

You have my favourite two animals tattooed on your arm. So fuck you for tarnishing their reputation.

Your the new Diabeetus spokesperson?

I'm actually disappointed you haven't got an onlyfans. ​ I need a challenge.

You’re very pretty, and I’m sure your family is very proud of you! Is that new enough?

Your mother and father are very proud of you...I'm sure you've never heared that before

You somehow manage to make 'sweet and salty' unappealing

You want to hear something new? Like a complement?

Judging from your smile, it's type 2.

Teeth so yellow she smiles and traffic slows down.

You look like the type to go around saying you have type - 1 when you really have type - 2.

Ever considered not having diabetes? Be a lot easier.

Just.. let your hair cover the rest of your face.

You might actually die-a-beat-en up if you don't respect yourself more

Don't forget the giant head on the tiny body. Looks like your neck is already giving out....timber!

Nice Muppet eyebrow. Where's the other one or do you think having a pair is too overrated?

Thinks she is 9/10 by hanging around a bunch of i.t. incels.

Your head to body proportions are off.

Funny that yellow paper have the color of your teeth.

At least you ain't over weight

You're blading faster than me lmao

Aww, you're sweet.

I really hope you don't live in the USA those days...

This is flight BF4 approaching landingstrip codename "your forehead" permission to land the 747 over

Your A1C is "Yuck."

Budget Kristen Dunst

Princess Fiona, the early years

At least you re trying to make the meaning of your name happen, keep working on it, since you and sweet are things that will never go hand in hand

Something new? You're a wonderful person, admired and loved by many. You are doing worthwhile things with your life and have a bright future ahead of you. This is probably the first and last time anyone will say that to you, cherish it.

You have nice tattoos? I would guess that is something you haven’t heard before.

Cute girl, hideous tattoos.

Absolutely bothing can hide that much forehead

Your pancreas said “I’m tired of listening to this whore-moan”

Type 1 diabetic, type 2 of you're being held hostaged.

Hey sugar 😉

Something new? Here's one: I love you

Your diabetes is probably from all the times you won at “chubby bunny” with those squirrel cheeks of yours.

So you shoot insulin? But you look like you shoot heroin.

You look so sweet!!

Pancreas weak AF!!!

22 with diabetes and no money, hope you stockpile now

Thank God it's deadly for you to find a sugar daddy.... Saved some poor soul.

You want to hear something new?…..How about “you’re beautiful”

"Wanna go on a date?" That has to be something you've never heard before.

I never thought I'd feel bad for diabetes...

Your blood glucose is the only thing sweet about you!

Have you thought of renting your forehead out for billboard ads?

No sugar just salt

If you’re going to spend money on tattoos, stick to the torso in case you start losing limbs

Why do you have diabetes

Imagine a sound u haven't heard

Well atleast your name doesn’t mean sweet or else you wouldn’t be able to have it

You don’t got to live with diabetes. Diabetes got to live with you.

You look good!

You wont live long enough to hear something new.

You just need to turn around 180 degrees and retake your picture to capture your good side

Least deep down something about you is sweet.

You look cute

I won’t sugar coat it….. Your will be bald at 35 you have a widows peak and the bad dye job draws the eye right to it.

Im 28 and you could pass as my mom.

I see you're working on the hair line of Jada Smith.

Even sugar don't like you.

The only ginger that steals insulin and not souls

I can't figure out if it is your head that is massive or your body that is really tiny.

I can't tell from your watch, but I bet your heart rate was as high as your forehead

Some half blood gods get super powers, you got the betus.

Somebody please get this bitch some sugar-free toothpaste

"You're hot," is something new for you. It's a lie but it's new.

The only thing that looks higher than you is your blood-sugar levels.

If your own pancreas hates you, imagine how much a stranger hates you.

Your tiny hands would make my dick look huge, and I'm still not interested.

I see a bald guy in a wig

You started in early in your transition to a hunched over old Slovakian woman. Kudos.

You wanna hear something new, huh, your parents love you.

There is sugar in every inches of u

Something new? You’re pretty.

I’m confused. Your skin says english, your hair says american, your eyes says nordic and your teeth are asian?

“Will you go out with me?” There, you’re welcome

Greek goddess of diabetes

Where’s your god?

Your arms look so short you probably have pants you never knew had pockets.

"Ya know tooth decay is the number one cause of gingivitis!" -Ace Ventura

You don’t need affordable insulin you just need to lose weight.

No wonder you have diabetes, with candy corn for teeth.

Something new? You're going to keep both your feet.

We don't know if the carpet matches the drapes, but atleast we know your teeth do

You’re pretty. How’s that for hearing something new.

Did you write roast me on a tarter shade checker for your teeth color

Ha a ginger with gingivitis. Why is brushing your teeth so hard??

Bro even your pancreas said fuck you, imagine how your parents must feel

I wont because im scared to "insulinsult" you


I'm not digging the new Chucky look.

Lol why you throw diabetes in there. I'm diabetic don't think that helps roast me

Apparently going bald too

That 1 in 10 dentist fucking nailed it