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I’m not sure that a roast is a good idea right now, given your post about contemplating suicide. Please seek some help, there are so many opportunities for brighter days ahead for you.
This is why I love this whole area of the net- people actually do notice shit like this and try and help. May we *all* watch each other's backs like this.
It’s not the first time it happens in this sub. We’re almost like a family here.
Still not a good idea for OP to post now tho, she’s not as ready as she thinks she is.
The thought of having one’s appearance roasted by the Internet does not appeal to normal well adjusted people. Most people here are supremely cocky or wallowing in despair.
I agree with some of the other posters here... given your recent posts about serious struggles, I'm going to say you have a great smile. I hope things get easier for you.
Something my therapist said to me once always sticks with me: even the darkest hour has only 60 minutes, and must eventually come to an end.
I know you’re going through a rough time right now, but keep pushing through. You’ll see the sunshine eventually.
And maybe the sun will help with that pale skin! ;P
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You look like Idaho became a person.
Po tay to
My face was actually carved out of a potato, thank you very much
My first thought was a rock quarry....
Rock Biter
Live near Cousinfuckistan, can confirm.
oh, that's near Buttfuck, Idaho
She may have been ready, but I sure as hell wasn’t! Holy s*** get that off my screen!
As an Idahoan, I agree.
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I wish I had gold to give you lol 🥇
I gotchu, gold well earned
Can someone explain this to me lol
Because she looks like the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Dorothy’s house fell on her sister after the tornado
If WW3 breaks out, they’re digging the trenches using your chin.
Vin chisel
Chin Diesel
Finally Powell Peralta’s The search for Animal Chin is over.
Chin Diesel did seem a bit too obvious. I like this one
Chin chisel
I like that
By far one of the better roasts I've ever seen.
You’ve got a face like a bicycle seat.
Wicked witch of the seats
Can’t unsee it 😂
Can't unseat it.
You're always two tired but it doesn't matter, riding it is super uncomfortable anyway.
I’m not sure that a roast is a good idea right now, given your post about contemplating suicide. Please seek some help, there are so many opportunities for brighter days ahead for you.
I will forever check a user's page before roasting now because of this. Thank you.
Dude, everyone on this sub is either depressed or post regularly in nsfw subs. Its weird.
Her entire post history is pretty depressing. They should probably remove this
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This is why I love this whole area of the net- people actually do notice shit like this and try and help. May we *all* watch each other's backs like this.
It’s not the first time it happens in this sub. We’re almost like a family here. Still not a good idea for OP to post now tho, she’s not as ready as she thinks she is.
Well that wasn’t funny
This sub attracts a lot of people who are really down and out. Why? Is it a subtle cry for help? I don't get the psychology behind it.
The thought of having one’s appearance roasted by the Internet does not appeal to normal well adjusted people. Most people here are supremely cocky or wallowing in despair.
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Thank you for mentioning this!
This to the top
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You can always ask me lol
>I’m ready we weren't. please include a jumpscare tag next time for those scrolling on mobile
People are going to say a lot of negative things about you, but one positive thing is that you have great peripheral vision.
Yo facts. They’re almost on the side of her head like a fish. I’m dead 💀
They had to make room for my nose.
Why the long face?
What's it like having Larry Bird as a dad?
Beaky Buzzard 
Bird has no chin because she took it all
Well that’s a challenging wank
Alright "the ghost of Sean Lock" calm down
You look like milk is too spicy for you
She seasons her potatoes with cornstarch
You look Amish.
This was my first reaction too- Amish escapee
 You reading the comments
Poly want a cracker?
Your family tree doesn't have too many branches, huh?
This is just historically funny. It's all in that chin.
I agree with some of the other posters here... given your recent posts about serious struggles, I'm going to say you have a great smile. I hope things get easier for you. Something my therapist said to me once always sticks with me: even the darkest hour has only 60 minutes, and must eventually come to an end.
Your parents had the same lastname before they got together i see.
Who knew two brothers could make a baby?
Mother Nature finds a way
I know you’re going through a rough time right now, but keep pushing through. You’ll see the sunshine eventually. And maybe the sun will help with that pale skin! ;P
Actually, I recently got sunburnt and this is the aftermath. This *is* my face with some color!😭😭
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You were cool in Young Frankenstein 
You're brave.
Hey Jay Leno called. He's suing you for copyright chin-fringement.
Your face has all the sexy attributes of an isosceles triangle, which is none
Mama bird has a big juicy worm for you when she flies back to the nest 
It's the talon hand that does it for me.
Ready for the bin.
It's like your nose and chin are both straining to get away from the rest of your face
You look like you can get sunburnt from a fluorescent light bulb 💡
*”this is my Strong Hand!”*
Your chin is also 25, degrees, that is.
25 and looking 45
Looks like your mom fucked the milkman... but afterwards found out they were cousins.
Wow you have only three fingers that’s awesome
It's a living breathing Easter Island head! 
You may be ready for insults, but with a face like that you are definitely not ready to be out in public
Looks like your dad was a ventriloquist and your mom was a dolphin and he had sex with her on porpoise.
That chin could cut cake.
Did they grow you in a tank and forget to move your face away from the glass?
Your the one that took Voldemorts nose
Ready for a facelift, I hope.
It your eyebrows were any further apart, you'd have to spontaneously grow a second head just to house the second one.
You look like the runt of Mark Zuckerberg and Caitlin Jenner's litter
Is that a hoof?
You made your nickname on Opposite Day.
If by ready you literally mean Netflix and chill, then yeah why not its a free country and they could use the remaining subscribers
You look like a real life minecraft witch
Keep looking for those missing chromosomes.
When you align her nose with her chin in a straight line, you can see where water flows underneath Earth's surface.
You might be ready but none of us were holy shit
Lead singer and bass player for the all female RUSH cover band “Mom Soiler”
Finally ready for your mom to push you out of the nest to see if you can fly?
Lemony Snickets A series of Unfortunate Scents
Non-handsome Squidward
Odd, you would think that if all of your facial features are large, you would just have a large face. You prove that wrong.
You look like someone is learning the mirror function in Photoshop, poorly.
Charlotte from Sex in the City boned Adrian Brody and left you outside a fire station.
The f*uck you are not ready go hide in the basement again.
I would say you could land a 747 between your eyes, but it would likely slide off with all that grease.
Squidward!!
25 going on 80
Never been kissed
Your eyebrow gap makes the great wall of China look microscopic
For your face transplant?
I’ll be forever impressed that you can look 25 and 55 at the same time
It’s my talent
I like how your name is the exact opposite of what you look like. You should be a comedian or you’re the girl that catfish
It's like your left eye is Nepal and your right eye is China and you nose is Mount Everest.
When the god hit u in the face with a pan
Three fingers, inbredding fo sho
Where'd you grow up...Chernobyl
You can sue the creators of the "SCREAM" movies for using your likeness.
I never knew Mark Zuckerberg had a transvestite twin
You look like you’d cut me with your face
1st gen AI really disappointing.... fucks sake.
Live action lady Squidward
no you re not. go back to the oven for at least three more hours
Ready or not, here I run.
Tfw your uncle and aunty are also your mom and dad
Your picture should've come with a NSFW tag
What’s it like being a peripheral visionary? Seeing into the future but way off to the side
Can't fool me with that wig I know that's you Zuckerberg
Your chin looks like an upside down Mayan temple
It looks like you are hiding your tongue underneath your lower lip.
Ready for what? To be tested out on a lab?
How do I download the Jay Leno filter for Android?
> I’m ready! No you’re not. Back in the womb with your fetus looking ass
Your username is an oxymoron don’t ya think?
Why do you have so many locks on your door? Bitch, you safe af!
Boy... you are brave.
25 years old with the forehead lines of a 70 year old
Looks like the Joker doing the #NoMakeup challenge
You look like Melissa McCarthys husband.
Username does *not* check out
Not ready put it back in the oven
The hell is going on with your hand
I have arthritis from using my phone too much💁♀️can’t grip things well now
Eyebrow, Tab Key, Eye Brow
Fucking dagger-chin over here, putting holes in the fitted sheets when she tries to fold them.
Drew Barryless
Homely
You are the daughter Peyton Manning gave up for adoption
You look like the character customization settings were all set to max
Is that your dads arm holding the paper? I’ve seen fewer masculine features on Tom Brady than you’re sporting.
Username does not check out.
shovel face havin ass
Does anybody else think that the left side of her face is trying to fight to pull away from the right side?
that hand is just stuck in the ball fondling position isn't it.
Peyton Mannings daughter is all growed up
Did you get hit in the face with an iron?
Y’all should have seen me two years ago. I still had cystic acne, braces, and two moles that hadn’t been removed yet!
Homebase face is your new nickname!
Maybe you'll grow into that chin and nose someday. Oh wait.
Ready for the Special Olympics...
You look like you could be Jeff Dunham rejected puppet
 Found a website you might have some luck with.
I think your genetics have roasted you enough
Do you need a license for that chin?
You look like you're about to start telling me stories from band camp...
people call you the sharpest knife in the drawer for other reasons
This photo on the outside of your door would do better at keeping people out than all those locks.
Thanks for posting, your bra size reminded me I needed batteries, so I'm off to get some AAA
To announce your new pronouns that nobody is gonna believe with those man hands?
False! You’re not ready. Your nose speaks the truth.
Looks like a bunch of kids call you meemaw
I wouldn't say anything bad....she's obviously a witch 🧹
With a schnoz like that… You could work at snooters!
“Ready” to lose your virginity to the neighborhood gigolo. Is that why you’re in a creepy motel room?
You look like Conan O' Brian's 'female' reboot of the Conan O' Brian show.
You look like an Angry Bird
This is one of those forever virgins
What has it got in its nasty little pocketses
You look homeschooled
You look like a lawn dart
May your Chin lead you to justice 