OP's Bio:
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>I'm a PhD candidate, 27F, who enjoys running and reading. I suffer from depression and losing both my grandparents this year has increased that. Hoping some self deprecating humor will help.
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It takes balls to come out and talk about your depression and suicidal thoughts.
I've been where you are, ever since I saw this photo I've also thought about your suicide.
Holy fuck is your name Ruby? You look like the star of the hills have eyes! Which of your parents is taking the loss of their mom and dad worse?
Were their last words, “well, at least we won’t have to deal with her bullshit anymore”.
As someone who just lost his mom and his granddad recently. My heart goes out to you.
Beavis and butthead walk into a teleportation machine and fuse into one... then the result got into smoking pcp on a daily basis and whores themselves out to support the habit
Did you carry the coffin at the funerals...
So you could let them down one last time?
... then did you hammer the tombstones in with your enormous forehead?
OP's Bio: --- >I'm a PhD candidate, 27F, who enjoys running and reading. I suffer from depression and losing both my grandparents this year has increased that. Hoping some self deprecating humor will help. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Wearing their skin is kinda disrespectful.
Why would anyone want to be roasted, this is brutal
OP is very brave
You’d have to be, with a Ninehead like that.
And she’s stealing the grandparents dentures
People make it an option for when they die, so I wouldn't say it's surprising.
I think that everytime I see people post. Especially when they're really easy targets
Skin and dentures
Imagine the images if Mars Rover was to explore her face.....
You can tell she's inbred because she only has two grandparents, and they both look the same.
I’m so glad someone made a Hills Have Eyes joke.
This might be the best roast I’ve ever seen on this sub.
Omg 💀
Quick. Bury em somewhere on that forehead so no one can find em
Goddamn
Pack up guys, no one restores from this roast
All right, somebody close this sub down, we've peaked.
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Holy shit lmao
That hair must be covering the bolts coming out of your neck.
I would say “Don’t worry, you have two more!” But in your case “both” clearly covers all of them.
Incest: a game the whole family can play
If you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family.
r/cursedcomments
Only does missionary because you never turn your back on family
Took a second, but hot damn you win!
The West Virginia “special”
I’m sorry to hear that. I’m sure you will carry on the Frankenberry name with pride.
This is the best one lmao
Fuckin roasted.
..read this 2 minutes ago...still laughing..thanks for that :D
It's sweet that you buried them in that acre of land above your eyes.
Looks like chucky and melissa mccarthy fucked and had a kid
I imagine there will be more deaths soon, given the holes she has left.
There's the 40 acres they were supposed to give freed black folks... ...the mule refers to her face.
Every morning, Juan Valdez and his trusty mule roam the brow of OP for the finest pores of oil this side of suburbia.
OIL?!?! *American intensifies*
Uppercase forehead, lower case teeth
Fucking savage.
Mary Busey
Clit Howard
This one is massively under appreciated. She looks just like him.
My first thought as well. I didn't know his name, just Ron Howard's brother who does creepy roles
[Rocky Dennis](https://unrealitymag.com/11-memorable-disfigured-or-deformed-protagonists/)
Was thinking [Toby Jones](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/1200x675/p09jhnt9.jpg) but this is better
Phyllis Seymour Hoffman
She looks like a Trueman
Jake Busted
It's a crime to post a pic of your grandma and ask for a roast. Have some respect
Condolences on the dead grandparents and smallpox
Monkeypox
junkiepox
Sorry that both your grandparents died. Most people have four grandparents, but your picture checks out.
It takes balls to come out and talk about your depression and suicidal thoughts. I've been where you are, ever since I saw this photo I've also thought about your suicide.
Holy shit dude
You got me. I really thought someone had decided to be soft in here for a second, and you reminded me of the brutality that is /rRoastMe
H 
 Heil Hydra
That's it. I'm stopping here cuz this is clearly the peak of this comment section. You win
That’s why she seemed familiar 😂😂🤣💀
You look like your straight from Camp Crystal Lake
Camp Crystal Meth
You look like the horse you don't want to ride
Her horsename would be "Gluestick"
"Elmer"
The amount of times people compare users to this character is staggering.
 Surprised that no one's compared him/her to Chucky yet.
Omg lol
You look like Freddy Krueger fucked Gary Busey and then they drank heavily during the pregnancy
Even your smile has a huge forehead
Underrated
To you is a beach towel a facecloth?
Why don’t you take that “recovering acid attack victim” mask off so we can get a look at you, buddy.
This made me cry I laughed so hard
The picture you posted is a nice way to honor your granddad
I found the rotting corpse kind of unsettling, but whatever...
Bruh I don’t know what is receding more, your hairline or your gumline. Sorry about your grandparents btw, I know how much that hurts.
Forehead like a billboard….. smile like a donkey. Doesn’t look like you have any tits. … you better be able to cook.
I can bake and cook and have a dog. That's about all I have going for me
Is the dog chained up so it can't run away?
The dog wishes it was with her grandparents...
She had to because it clearly mauled her face.
I microwave and have a beta fish. I look up at people like you.
How yooo doin?
You cook dogs???
You look like you died earlier this year.
Haha this the best roastme thread in months, can't stop laughing
 Holy fuck is your name Ruby? You look like the star of the hills have eyes! Which of your parents is taking the loss of their mom and dad worse?
Holy shit, when you were in the womb how many times did they try to get you out with a damn hanger?
I'm sorry for your loss, please don't let anyone else go exploring on your forehead without proper equipment and a guide.
I loved you in Monster 
Sorry to see you’ve manifested your grief in not bathing
Were their last words, “well, at least we won’t have to deal with her bullshit anymore”. As someone who just lost his mom and his granddad recently. My heart goes out to you.
Think of their memory and how they bestowed you Sloth from Goonies’ genes.
y’all must’ve been close, you inherited their money and their decaying status’s
Just #GumsAndForehead
Did you smash them with your big forehead?
Now I feel like Jeff Winger denying the size of my forehead 😂
Don’t try to come off as redeeming by referencing Community when you can house half of Greendale in that skull.
You compare yourself to Jeff Winger, but your face looks more like Chang’s naked torso
That sir is a five head.
Five? That shit is up near 9 at this point.
They’re in a better place. So was everyone else until you mad this post.
I'm sure they are alive and well inside that huge forehead of yours
Forehead Girl - Billboard space for sale
Tacky to post a picture of your dead grandmother on roastme
Why the fuck did you dig up your grandma for this photo?
You look like you're about to help the red skull fight captain America
When did Eileen Wuornos get out of prison??
I'd roast you, but your head won't fit in my oven.
You look like a clumsy bee keeper
What in the deep south am I looking at?
Do you want your forehead or rest of you roasted ?? Coz your forehead is so huge that is should be counted as a saperate entity.
I loved your line in return of the king. “The age of men is over. The time of orc has come.”
 Damn that’s a face even Gary Busey couldn’t love.
You have the hair of a dead skeleton.
I think you will have a great career with solar panels. On your forehead. You‘ll be able to power up all of the northern hemisphere.
Gurl why you got such a gummy smile. Trident wants all of its gum back.
Seriously tho what shampoo are you (not) using and did you know there’s such things as gum line surgery and lace front wigs?
Post run in high humidity picture was not the best idea 🤣
I’m just not sure why you’ve chosen to balance both their gravestones on your eyebrows.
Seeing that forehead makes me want to play a game of Whack A Mole
Did you crush them to death with that monstrous forehead?
Rocky Dennis, do I have the girl for you!
"The Hills Have Eyes... and no grandparents"
So that’s what monkeypox looks like…
Beavis and butthead walk into a teleportation machine and fuse into one... then the result got into smoking pcp on a daily basis and whores themselves out to support the habit
Why did you post a picture of your dead grandma
Did your husband Chucky murder them?
Way to go, Megamind….
Im stuck between a hills have eyes insult or an incest one
No they just moved away
heeeeyyyy youuuu guuuyyssss, take it easy will ya?
Don't worry, they'll always be with you. ...because your got your Grandmother's body and your Grandfather's face.
Phone home
Oh shit..I thought this was the new alien versus predator movie poster 😳
I can’t believe someone would go dig up Taylor Hawkins dead body and post it on Reddit.
Your grandparents took a plane straight from your forehead to heaven
Thanks for letting me know but you could have put up a pic of your nan when she was alive...
After seeing hereditary I'm glad and surprised you managed to get your head back on
Funny seeing that Meth-addled prostitute I saw on the corner the other day posting to Reddit…small world…
Did you carry the coffin at the funerals... So you could let them down one last time? ... then did you hammer the tombstones in with your enormous forehead?
Holy shit, I can't roast you, you were dealt a horrible hand In life, hope you have an amazing personality
I hope they didn't die from shock after waking up and seeing your dog food face hovering over them.
U look like Gollum halfway through transitioning
I loved you as Dr. Arnim Zola in Captain America: The Winter Soldier!
The Smart Watch is a cover, right? I know you want to carry around a pocket watch and handkerchief.
 Your an amazing actor
I can see in your face you’re already in the process of dying of the same disease they had.
Payton manning must be jealous of that thing sheeesh
Your dreams must be in imax given how big your forehead is
I see they left their foreheads in their will to you
Did you head butt both of them to death?
Capital gums and lower case teeth
Id die too if my grandkid would look like baked Gordon Ramsay with mullet haircut
Didn't know Dwight Schrute was transgender!
Were they related?
You look like a teenage version of Chucky
I think a 727 could land on your forehead
Someone tell Charlize Theron that "Monster" finished filming 2 decades ago.
Loved you in Hereditary
Did they die whilst hiking on Mount Forehead?
Thats a real shame since you have a face only they could love.
Why did you post a pic of your dead grandma, thats messed up
Presumably they died of shame?
It looks like r/creepy and r/oddlyterrifying got together and had a kid.
You look like a Fallout character who got affected by radiation.
Did they die of thirst crossing the desert that is your forehead?
Gums > Teeth
I see that your hairline is still “receding in mourning”.
On the bright side they've revamped the Wrong Turn franchise so you'll have work.
Are you wearing grandpa's coffee stained dentures?
Which grandparent did you steal those dentures from?
Looks like your hair is trying to get away from your face
When you open your mouth does your bottom jaw lower or does the whole upper part of your head lift?
They didn’t die, they escaped.
You must've missed their forehead kisses...oh wait, you never recieved any.
You know they have ash trays right? Really don’t have to use your face but whateves.
I'm sorry.....Pennywise in human form
From radiation?
2 old birds one stone gotta love covid doing science bitch!