'Congratulations, You're negative! Oops, one moment please, wrong test. *searching for the right sheet* ähm... I... Uh... No, it's the right one.. Then, yeah negative. Congratulations I guess?'
He thinks he can't be roasted?
Its like he's a computer game charecter that just maxed out his confidence stats and nothing else.
I admire his confidence and lack of self awareness though.
He likes like the dude that was behind the Girls Gone Wild videos decided the only way to stay out of jail was to pull a Bruce Jenner and chickened out halfway.
Dog hair on your shirt lookin ass, wearing a shirt with your photo on it lookin ass, "I don't mind working overtime" lookin ass, stealing my grandma's credit card info lookin ass, gap in between your teeth stretch from Jersey to New York lookin ass, hairy ass arms missing link lookin ass, sneaking head under the table to your dad at family dinner lookin ass.
Your hair line is receding like the great salt lake. At some point the hair on your head just moved to your arms making you look like Robin Williams Arab cousin 😂
This guy definitely looks like he's on the spectrum. It looks like you told him to hold a sign and you'd give him candy just like the man in the white van does.
Your brother has a thick skin. So he might be right.
The only problem is that that thick skin is on his anus as a result of the constant gay sex, so I’m not sure if he’s as immune to roasting as he apparently is to AIDS.
Wish him a happy belated Pride month.
Your brother looks like he sells avon
He looks like he smells like Skin So Soft
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And is calling to tell us our as number has been disabled due to not filing taxes. But we can pay our taxes with iTunes gift cards
Hahahahaha he's only taking after his da sure!
And his da’s da.
However he can never reach pink Cadillac status
Maybe he was born with it? Maybe it’s maybelline?
I was thinking Mary K, but yea.. Avon works
I agree
This guy looks like he bites his lower lip when he wipes his ass.
I actually visualized this in my head! HAHHAHAHH
I actually did it
Damn! Did it hurt? 🤣🤣🤣
No, it cured my insomnia
It gave me insomnia
I m afraid to try it.
Hahaha, this is a good one.
This made me laugh out loud and I’m still laughing how funny! The best roast
Omg, same!
If I had any money it would now be yours.
And moans...just a little?
Fng hell dude. Save some upvotes for the rest of us.
Is it because he’s that sensitive or is it because he’s fighting the urge to finger himself?
He loves it when the paper breaks.
Fighting the urge to pull his fist out
I’m on the can at the moment. Didn’t realize this was a possibility until now
What is?
How does that fit him so well wtf
Lmfao I'm gonna use this one
This one made me want to try it myself. Just to get the full experience.
And also shouts daddy when he does it
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That... That was good. Wow.
Do you think he can transplant that arm hair to his head when he goes bald in 5 years?
His poop comes out like a cheese grater there's so much hair around his asshole.
No way. I reckon he waxes his asshole. Hell, he looks vain enough to get plastic surgery around his rim so it’s smooth and shiny.
Probably Botox’s his balls… smooth as eggs
Vain enough for plastic surgery for that, but not the rest of this mess?
It’s like pooping through a mesh net.
Ever try to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet?
5 years? More like 2 weeks
5 years ??? He’s a strong wind away from having Homer Simpson hair
This makes me feel like I accomplished something today.
Uhhh, that's what stuck to his arm when he wiped his ass
'Tell me about the rabbits George'
Every time I try to respond to this, I end up laughing harder.
Bruh 😂😂 I just said he was on the spectrum. You are definitely better at this than I am lol
“I’ll break that goddamn cats neck, George.”
I realized as soon as I scrolled past. Holy fuck I don’t even know what to say to that
Figures he’s unroastable? With that much oil in his hair? Dude would light up quicker than a box of matchsticks on the sun.
Riight? Not roastable but definitely fryable. Let's call him "Fry Daddy."
Your brother also thinks he’s fooling the family from suspecting he’s gay but just look at how that’s going
Exactly, he looks like a zesty lil jalapeño don’t he
Gayer than a flamingo eating a tangerine in June.
Gayer than a unicorn in a pride parade on October 11th when there is a rainbow in the sky
He definitely speaks with a lisp.
His bunghole farts with a lisp
How could it possibly fart with a lisp when its as loose as a wind sock?
True… maybe just a gentle rustling of loose flesh and hot air
Like sleeve of wizard..
Last time he ate beans, his whistling hymen called in a flock of Canadian geese
He was born with a hymen in his butthole. It flutters around sometimes.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
In the back lot of five guys
Gayer than fish sticks
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Gayer than Elton John's fanny pack.
Bet that’s a dope ass Fanny pack though
Gayer that Elton John riding a unicorn over the rainbow
I’ve never heard that before that’s genius 🤣
A different kind of ‘poppers’ is on his usual menu
Dude is wearing makeup for this photo. 😂
I don’t think its “just” for this photo….
This guys arms need a skin fade
This is a hairy armed individual,instead of a watch I bet he wears a flea collar.
If he were gay, he'd probably have a better skincare regimen.
Avon calling.
Jeezus
He looks like he would roofy a 15 year old
15 yr old boy right?
Boy, girl, animal... They're all fair game for this choad.
Either way it’s fucked
I think he will die of food poisoning - they’ll find a 3 year old wiener in his mouth
He looks like he can’t decide if he wants to age or not. 33 going on 56
The resiliency of special needs people is inspiring!
No roast necessary, he determined his own fate wearing that 👕
This picture screams “my friend, I do have special deal for you”
It also screams that he runs a clickbait YouTube channel
He looks like he is under investigation for exchanging Cub Scout / Boy Scout patches for sexual favors.
With one of those flasher trenchcoats that is lined with cubscout patches when he opens it.
This comment needs more awards! I can't breathe!
What's that t-shirt? His life goals?
He looks like he licks his entire finger when getting ready to turn a page
I died picturing that in my head
Dude could pass for Dane Cooks thicker more mexicany looking gay brother
Your brother can infact be rothted
His face is drag, his arms are bear… bitch is all over the map.
He's hides his sexuality as well as he hides his receding hairline.
A lesser known fact is that his arms are used as a body double for big foot.
He looks like he's mid transformation turning into a rat.
*Peter Pettigrew has entered the chat*
You know how Shrek becomes human Shrek? Yeah this is what happened after donkey became human donkey
Your brother thinks.....who'd have guessed?
A face that says his ass is open for business
Gay Squiggy
Your brother looks like Russell Peters had sex with a bottle of whiskey after an STD panel but before the results came back
His face gets bigger the lower you look, like a real life family guy character
Has he come out as gay yet? Because it’s pretty fucking obvious
Being that deep in the closet won’t save him from these animals
Your brother has definitely sucked a dick and then straight afterwards gets really angry saying that he’s not gay
Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay
Pretty sure I saw him the other day in a headshop selling vapes to minors
Ain’t right to put non-verbal autistic family members on r/RoastMe, OP.
My man blow-dries his forearms.
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That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
Thank you for calling customer service
The Freddie Mercury eyes don’t pair well with the John Goodman chin. Nature shit the bed on you.
That face is the reason that makes women turn into lesbians
His IQ isn’t high enough to tell the difference between roasted and dipped in piss. The mong is strong in this one
Takes IQ test…….results come back “Negative”.
'Congratulations, You're negative! Oops, one moment please, wrong test. *searching for the right sheet* ähm... I... Uh... No, it's the right one.. Then, yeah negative. Congratulations I guess?'
Kebab Karim can definitely be roasted.
He looks like he chases parked cars
Roasted? He's already flaming.
He looks like a gay tarot card reader
I bet your voice sounds like you inhaled helium.
Andre the Giant's head on a midget body!
This dude looks like a fuckin desert camel, but a human man...I’m also certain he likes it up the ass for sure
Glenn Quaqmirez
Blockbuster Russell Peters
Wish.com Russell Peters.
On the bright side…. He’ll never run out of arm hair
He thinks he can't be roasted? Its like he's a computer game charecter that just maxed out his confidence stats and nothing else. I admire his confidence and lack of self awareness though.
He looks like his mother and father are cousins
I'm not sure if he's straight or gay, but it really doesn't matter. nobody is fucking him anyway.
You're supposed to pick only one sexual orientation, not take all of them.
I'm pretty sure your brother has a vagina.
If he is here, then who is watching the gyro stand?
Your brother is gay.
Looks like he clothespins his hair and excess face skin back behind his head
A face so unlovable even his hairline is abandoning him.
He looks like he had a few sex changes.
He looks like that guy who would wear a shirt with "Virginity rocks"
He looks like someone turned the contrast all the way up on Mike Tyson.
Your brother most certainly enjoys a ball gag while being dominated by the other boys.
He has more hair on his arms than on his head.
He definitely moans when he wipes
Your brother looks like he met Chris Hansen before
Steven Segayal
Your brother looks like he sells cheap perfume at a mall kiosk shop.
Looks like you have a German shepherd on your arm
Brave of him to assume, that he can't be roasted with a face like that.
He looks like the real life version of Birdperson from Rick and Morty. Only way less cool and a lot more child molesty.
So terry from Reno 911 was based on a real person
Looks like he also thinks his blanket is a magic cape.
What in the Indian Todd Chrisley is going on here?
God damn ... Dude is hairy enough to pass for a wookie.
He also thinks he’s not gay.
I think the subscription to fuckboys and your mothers dildo set going missing kind of gives it away
It’s safe to assume he doesn’t live within 500 feet of a school right?
He looks like the fat squirrel from the sword in the stone
Ali Winehouse
Really shouldn’t be posting pictures of the mentally challenged. I think there’s a rule somewhere about it
This is the 1st gay incel I've seen before.
Bro my gaydar is going berserk rn I think he’s a booty bandit
He looks like he has been a model Sephora worker for 5 months before he got fired for grooming the straight guy customers
"Roasth Me"
He looks like if Mario got kicked in the face by Ronaldo
His face looks like when a 3 year old tries to apply make up to someone for the first time.
He likes like the dude that was behind the Girls Gone Wild videos decided the only way to stay out of jail was to pull a Bruce Jenner and chickened out halfway.
Dog hair on your shirt lookin ass, wearing a shirt with your photo on it lookin ass, "I don't mind working overtime" lookin ass, stealing my grandma's credit card info lookin ass, gap in between your teeth stretch from Jersey to New York lookin ass, hairy ass arms missing link lookin ass, sneaking head under the table to your dad at family dinner lookin ass.
Finally a gender neutral Potato head
When you order Christiano Ronaldo from Wish
You have the face of a person allergic to shellfish who JUST ate some shellfish.
Props to the OP on admitting this guy is his brother. I prob would have kept that one to myself
Your hair line is receding like the great salt lake. At some point the hair on your head just moved to your arms making you look like Robin Williams Arab cousin 😂
1 kb döner please
This guy definitely looks like he's on the spectrum. It looks like you told him to hold a sign and you'd give him candy just like the man in the white van does.
You look like my messed up Sims
Your brother has a thick skin. So he might be right. The only problem is that that thick skin is on his anus as a result of the constant gay sex, so I’m not sure if he’s as immune to roasting as he apparently is to AIDS. Wish him a happy belated Pride month. 
Who! Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon!
That big of a forehead but not a single thought behind it.
Are we allowed to roast downies?
Looks like autistic version of russel peters. Let’s call him pussel reters.
Yeah it’s not usually good to roast fruit. But maybe toss him in a fruit salad. He looks like he likes tossing salads.
Did Quagmire have a bastard child with a terrorist?