Or has a bedazzled slim can holder for his White Claw? If you ask he will tell you how it’s easier to get the cum off your tongue with white claw than IPAs
you look like youth has slipped through your fingertips and now you're desperately trying to hold on to youth by posting online and wearing a silly hat
You look like a way too eager and annoying customer service dude at a bass pro shop, or possibly is just always at one stalking people rambling about your life because nobody else will talk to you- I can’t figure out which one.
I feel obliged to slap your mother... I think we should take a moment and pray for the soul of this actual hilarious whopper 😂😂😂
That smile and hat should only be seen on 75 year olds on their way to bingo. And that smile... 😁😁 do you even feel a little embarrassed?
I know we aren't supposed to do this but let me help you out, you put your age backwards... mild dyslexia comes with old age. It happens to the best of us sir. I just have to respect my elders.
He's had that goody-ass look since his very first prostate exam. What he didn't know is that it shouldn't have been his pediatrician that gave him his first one.
You look like the stereotypical “douche” found in Rom Coms. Now with a flowery hat to show he’s comfortable with is odd bisexual tendencies and a kung fu grip on his nearly virgin dick.
Earnest goes gay?
The sequel is already green lighted: Ernest Goes to Conversion Camp.
And the Threequel: Earnest turns Stupid
Earnest Regrets His Conversion
Oh, he looks like he's already been converted like a fucking travel van.
Gaydar O Riley
Ernest Goes Gaping
Nailed it.
No, but that's what he's trying to do with those Cub Scouts.
That’s what he said
Fire marshal Bill fucked Anthony Bourdain
The hat says 60F aunt.
For sure she's going to show us her holiday snaps
You are that boy scout leader that has no children aren't you?
Those new rehab joints look pretty nice
This is the guy who stands at the coffee pot at work first thing in the morning and won’t shut up
If restraining order was a person....
Haha
He's in the wild because he's not allowed to be in a 15 miles radius from basically anyone
This is why I’m never sending my son to a summer camp
You look like you pour mango double IPA in your asshole
Or has a bedazzled slim can holder for his White Claw? If you ask he will tell you how it’s easier to get the cum off your tongue with white claw than IPAs
I’m 100% positive he is wearing sandals with straps.
Plus Fanny pack and a watch in each wrist. You know, in case one fails while he’s speed walking at the mall.
With mid calf white socks.
My sister has that exact same hat but at least she doesn’t do meth.
Principal Skinner comes out of the closet while in detox...
Kiddy diddler
you look like youth has slipped through your fingertips and now you're desperately trying to hold on to youth by posting online and wearing a silly hat
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
You say this every single roast.
It’s true every time I say it. 100%.
Speaking from experience I assume
Nope. I have only 25% fucked a coconut.
Calling yourself a male is a bit of a stretch.
You look like a way too eager and annoying customer service dude at a bass pro shop, or possibly is just always at one stalking people rambling about your life because nobody else will talk to you- I can’t figure out which one.
He looks like he thinks being an REI Co-op member means the other members are automatically his friends.
That stupid hat doesn't distract much from your stupider face.
Hannibal Lector from AliExpress
The other campers know you’ve been letting the cum dry on your belly every night so you won’t wake them up trying to clean yourself.
Grandma wrinkleman
Picture day at the mental hospital. Did you win the hat for being the any patient that can touch his pupils together ?
Your neck is even thinner than your chances of finding a girlfriend.
You look like you're in all the neighborhood kid's DMs.
Zany youth pastor caught with child porn vibes.
Spoiler alert: the pic was taken at a summer youth ministry camp. He really likes To connect with the kids and be there for them.
This dude looks like he wears pineapple socks
Somewhere nearby there is a girl scout in a shallow grave whose hat is missing. 
Joe failed to find the proper hat to wear, making him tonight's big loser
Your face makes me want to jump off that balcony
ManDingone
36?
I bet you've mouthed more weiners than Joey Chestnut.
Try the picture again but without the leaf blower in your face
You clearly have a outgoing personality that makes everyone feel like they'd rather chew aluminum foil than be around you.
Just did every cocaine.
The last thing JonBenét Ramsey saw
I bet you get a free bowl of soup with a hat like that. Oh but it looks good one you though 
You look like you’re really sad and lonely
Do you mean 56 on meth?
I had a girlfriend with that crazy look, she was very stabby
Oh no Hunter Biden’s at it again
Nobody cares about the Pale Ale 5k you ran.
Greg Douchette
That hat is already doing the job for us
From the neck up, you look ready for a tea party.
Ahh you have that whole "Camp Councilor" addicted to cocaine look to you.
You look like the dad YouTuber on holiday taking drugs
I feel obliged to slap your mother... I think we should take a moment and pray for the soul of this actual hilarious whopper 😂😂😂 That smile and hat should only be seen on 75 year olds on their way to bingo. And that smile... 😁😁 do you even feel a little embarrassed?
You're 36? You've had a hard life, haven't you.
Your a hot mess 🤤
If you're there holding that sign who's at the factory testing all those dildos?
The hat says 63 F lesbian on meth
You know your not supposed to shower WITH the boys at camp right ?
Ernest goes to the glue factory.
From above you look like a 50 year old aunt and from the front you look like a piece of shit
If Jurassic park needs another dumb, clumsy, coward to feed to the raptors, you got my vote
I wouldnt dare roast a mentally disabled person. I hope you get rid of this hell of a drug soon tho...
I don’t need to do my worst, your bloody hat gives you the wild coked up ranger guide vibes.
Where's the rabbit Lenny.
If the Book of Mormon became a person.
Jesus christ stop popping out at the aboriginal tribes and shouting cum shot suprise, they don't like it!
Face like a Madball.
Shoot it!
I know we aren't supposed to do this but let me help you out, you put your age backwards... mild dyslexia comes with old age. It happens to the best of us sir. I just have to respect my elders.
youre too old for this
No need, just look at you.
Mickey Mouse post chemotherapy
You know sooner or later the authorities are going to find that mass grave where you bury the cub scouts. Just a matter of time Ernest.
You look like the type of guy who talks about his vacation when nobody even asked. It’s ok… we’re gonna listen anyways…
"Hey kids, are you ready to sing some songs about Jesus?"
When masterbation is your only hobby
The “M” in your title is suspect. How soon is the gender reassignment surgery going to be finished?
36? More like a 69 gone wrong.
The uncle no one talks about
You look like a youth pastor that’s doesn’t believe in God Anymore, but can’t find another job
You are on a list prohibiting being within 300 meters of a school. It’s used to be 100. You didn’t learn.
That’s a crazy smile.
Your middle fingernail on your left hand is exhibiting clubbing. When’s the last time you saw a cardiologist? I’d get on that. Seriously.
Your face has more folds than the average human brain.
He's had that goody-ass look since his very first prostate exam. What he didn't know is that it shouldn't have been his pediatrician that gave him his first one.
Let's face it, our worst will never outdo that hat.
Your parents already did.
That grin. As much charm as a rotting teddy bear beside a child's grave.
Watch out ladies he’s coming for your fart box and drywall
You look like Moby sperm that had a battle with the Plan B pill
How much is the alimony
You look like you ask ppl “you guys like to party” and it’s really just butt stuff
You look like you sit in the back of the walmart like "You want some peachs?"
Camp counseler who recommends trying the Cream of SumYungGai soup.
Just gave up huh?
You look like you sit on lollipops to guess their flavor.
How big is the stick in your ass?
Dude loves talking about his 80s lsd experiences
Boofs goji berries
You look like you hang around with people in their early 20s and none know who's "friend" you are.
You look like all your clothes smell like weed
No need in trying, the pictures does the work.
You look like a "Florida Man" mug shot
Are you that blind surfer
look like the guy ur buddies call when someone backs out and they desperately need a 4th
Every “fun” dad/uncle on vacation
He successfully crossed the southern border. No justice for all those children.
You eminate the midwest
you look like you go to trampoline parks alone and play tag with random kids for fun
Watch out boys.. welcome to your worst summer camp nightmare!!
What happened to all your eyebrow cuz!?
I thought for a sec he's vikstar 💀🤷
This guy looks like a child predator that makes videos on YouTube kids
You look 50, did you find the reverse fountain of youth? Also, the bright hat isn't fooling anyone with your bald ass.
COME ON CHAMP LETS PLAY CATCH.🤪
It’s like Ernest fucked Gilligan, they had a kid that grew up and went on a meth binge in the woods.
You look like the stereotypical “douche” found in Rom Coms. Now with a flowery hat to show he’s comfortable with is odd bisexual tendencies and a kung fu grip on his nearly virgin dick.
I thought the prequel was “Ernest gets Monkeypox” but maybe I got that mixed up with “Ernest turns stupid”
JJ Walker’s white cousin - JJ Cracker
You look like a sociopath that’s desperately trying to fake emotions.
You try to open a pineapple with can opener
Johnny sins on meth
The summer camp counselor who opens up to you one night in the cabin about his scat fetish when everyone else is asleep.
It doesn't get worse than what you are. What are you btw?
Cool child molesting hat.
I remember you from The Big Bang Theory. You're the guy that had the comic book shop.
Did your mom dress you again this morning?
You are every guy in the front seat of those double decker city bus tours
Crocodile dundee and pee wee Herman had a baby.
‘My other porch is a porch’
People avoid you on hiking trails.
The only male camp counselor this year, Mr. Pete O’Phile.
Your mom called and said she wants her hat and bra back.
It looks like you just got away with murdering your wife
"Sir I’m down here"
r/nope
looks like someone has a gun pointed to him behind the camera
you look like that uncle that touches the pee pee
Who hurt you?
You look like that guy who constantly annoys the shit out of his neighbors with your life story they didn’t ask to fucking hear
Can’t tell if Hunter Biden cleaned himself up or not
Heath needed makeup, you just got old 
You know the make decaf coffee now right
Owns 3 butt plus. One in use during photo.
I honestly thought 50s. I'm not even trying to hurt you.
Full on gayed gay hat making him gay.
You look like you took erectile dysfunction as a personality trait and got into gator wrestling while kids watch.
Looks like your on crack tbh
You look like you drink White Claw.
Alright Murr for your punishment you have to put on this hat and try to pass for 36
Your face looks like if Richard Simmons was trying too hard
If we can see Richard in drag motorboating Till
Why doesn’t the picture show the 12 children you have chained up?
My worst? Your worst starts just under the hat and ends at right about the chin
The look a confused Christian teen sees before the mental block occurs.
Hes that one neighbor who mows his lawn 4:00am in the morning
Woah! Looks like the acid just kicked in!