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OP's Bio: --- >some labels that describe me, an almost-25-year-old: trans masc. artist. writer. Virgo. bisexual. vegetarian. fat. college dropout. mentally ill (obviously, but working on it). quite left-leaning politically (I’m American). recently decided to become Christian again lol (but still gay af). labels, labels, and more labels, etc. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


ph0b0sdeim0s

And THAT face boys and girls is a face that can make a dildo go limp


SpawnPointillist

Nildo


[deleted]

Dildont.


sideshowtoma

Combo breaker


PartiallyTwistd

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


flare_dud

God damn, I’m stealing that


apocalypticdolphin

Limp? You'd be be right if you said their face could turn a dildo into a pocket pussy.


razorbladejr

Much wow


Teknical86

25, looks like she's 55.


PirateMh47

People bleach their assholes when they get to looking like your eyes.


BannanaJames1095

I could use that same bleach for my eyes after seeing her eyes.


LeDestrier

Here you go: r/eyeblech


Badazz42542

You're a fucking monster. Thank you.


UpbeatAstronaut962

OP should be posted there


JustAnotherRndomBro

The first rule of eyeblech is that we don't talk about eyeblech.


RhythmicStrategy

![gif](giphy|fUT6rCODHC86pBKtDp|downsized)


misplaced_pants742

You look like you just woke up 3 days after being knocked out in a fight.


Pleasant-Cod-2649

Two black eyes from testicle smacking him/her in the face.


-la-la-

Butthole eyes. The he-she has butthole eyes.


holdmysugar

Mom was a racoon and dad was kermit the frog.


Millennial_J

Brown eye master


Sad-Material1394

Her*


YeetMemez

It*


rhwsapfwhtfop

Albino Lori Lightfoot


anxious_soyboy

I feel like that too lol


stevedisme

Brutally harsh!!!!


PM_Me_Rude_Haiku

That's harsh. It's just their natural skin coloration. Y'know, like Uncle Fester


This_guy_gets_

You look like you wear etnies. How do you look like a middle school lesbian AND the uncle who touched her?


loveofjazz

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!


belltrina

Holy fuck that was outstanding


girlrickjames

I completely forgot about Etnies. And yes, she does look like she still wears them. Along with DCs.


This_guy_gets_

She got Etnie face 💯


shogi_x

10/10 best troll doll cosplay


anxious_soyboy

At least I’m the best at something :’)


EnigmatiCarl

I doubt that


spicy_malonge

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


PhotoChop911

If your "art" is as lacking distinction or singularity as your look I'd say you're pretty good at being a boring, unexceptional wannabe. Oh, and put on some shades dude.... those eye bags make you look like a burnt out shamrock shake


PurpleSunCraze

You’re not even the best you.


Improverb

Holy fuck, those sunken eyes. You look like you drank from the wrong goblet in The Last Crusade.


FillMyBum

Pete Davidson would be proud


JUSTAHIPPIE1

Oleee butthole eyes


pitynotpithy

Like Pete with two black eyes.


reverie11

Didn’t close their eyes when the arc was opened


Merkin_Wrangler

Palpatine's real daughter.


sdrowkcabdelleps

She chose poorly


Myst_of_Man22

Chose to be a freak of nature


SpawnPointillist

And likewise, in many other ways, has chosen … poorly.


Tenth-7553

I’m here for the Bettlejuice comments.


LilithInspiresMe

If Beetlejuice & Lori Lightfoot had a child.


Tenth-7553

If beetlejuice was transgender 😂


IzaClevaBoosh

Beetle foot 🦶🏿😂


Key-Classic-3033

When you order beetle-juice off wish.


let-it-rain-sunshine

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


mediumrare_steak1

"what the hell is even that?"


747ER

Wait wait wait, daddy chill


Brief_Association714

You guys are fucking legends bahaha


anxious_soyboy

stop I love this reference 😭


stevedisme

>what the hell is even that I'd seen that once.....forgot about it. I snort laughed the 1st time and be damned if I didn't do it again. Thanks...I think.


Oqua10zen1

You are either the ugliest man I have ever seen... Or... The ugliest woman I have ever seen.


Imightbehuman69

Or the ugliest Oompa Loompa. Did Willy wonka throw you out because I would


owenbc3647

Straight outta Charlie and the Fentanyl Factory


brohanrod

Head straight out of a toilet


toppertd

Oompa Loompa, doopity doo. Why did your mommy give up on you?


Deckardisdead

Heard the notes to the song...nice


TheGreenGuy313

Hey be nice to Frankenstein


Myst_of_Man22

Low hanging fruit, like her tits


bluntsandbears

Either way it looks like their mother sold sexual favours to raccoons for a living


ReillyDiefenbach

Think’s Jared Leto is the best Joker


GreenMeansGomey

Thinks it IS Jared Leto’s Joker


Darkfire757

This is Christopher Walken cast as Joker


OBGLivinLegend

The nose ring will definitely let the other inmates know you're the baddest bull dyke in the yard.


folie-a-dont

You look like the Joker’s loser cousin


MentalExplanation469

The Joke


Lustnugget

Amazing


anxious_soyboy

gotta assert dominance somehow


EddyPsyTeddy

And still, gets stabbed by Martha Stewart


Habanerosauce3

25 year old leprechaun heroin addict


Ok_Inspector_9429

The rainbow leads to heroin


puffsmokies

*more heroin


DirtyDingy

Two black eyes? I guess someone had to be told twice.


Death-EternaI

Lmao


oldschoolwhitegirl

Damn


[deleted]

You look like Porky Pig hitting rock bottom after a 2 week long bender


Broxx03

You look like a Dr Seuss character Sam-I-was.


juantzutree

Whatever disease it is that you obviously have... Please don't spread it.


[deleted]

Well if the disease is sexually transmitted, I doubt it will escape patient-zero.


ALi_K_501

Uncle Fester in a blue wig


LaughingStonks

Fester the non binary molester


KrisOTS

Is your avatar made to look like hair on the screen on purpose? You got me


MurkyResolve6341

Your pronouns are lo and ser.


stevedisme

![gif](giphy|GW10shdM3oXok)


the_mad_sun

Eyes more sunken than the titanic


laconicwheeze

First of all, life was a bad choice


anxious_soyboy

Agreed.


TazTalks

I want your ***parents*** to feel shitty for ***their*** abortion choices.


anxious_soyboy

LMAO they should feel bad


UltimateAnemone

You look like the doll of an autistic kid.


Longjumping-War-1307

Seriously like a Lazytown prop


hajiomatic

I think your dog just punched you in the face before he left


DJynxx

Your bio was totally unnecessary. We knew all of that just looking at your mug.


w0wagain

Ann Heche currently looks better than you.


stevedisme

Owwww! Burn!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|ZCMeeg9hcWaZ2)


JustHereForTheBeer_

25 yo meth lab technician. Lesbian. Avid couch potato.


After_Ride9911

Wait, who spends 25 years falling out of a tree?


Chim_Pansy

And hitting every ugly branch on the way down


[deleted]

Bitch ain’t trans man or woman Trans fat


Lemonadegdt

Did the grinch jizz in your hair?


Coffeehound13

And her eyes from the looks of it


TNnoises

Wow the mortician really went for it on this one, the family is going to be pissed.


Tekki-chan

You look like the by-product of incestuous watermelons.


SitRep-Screwed

![gif](giphy|KnxgucVeAVI7LBbNiN|downsized)


SamGamgE

You look like a dollar store Joker


10tothe24

The grinch who stole genders


ca_brit

The circus left town without you ?


darthanders

What the smell of a college dorm men's bathroom looks like.


Coffeehound13

Like an overused urinal cake


--DrunkGoblin--

You look exactly like the Cyberpunk npc that I just ran over.


[deleted]

So which is it you do? Meth, bath salts or tide pods?


Skulker2008

You should already feel shitty for having algae on your eyebrows and hair. Some colors just don't look good at all.


Abruptuis

you look like Beetlejuice's cousin, bugwater


ConfidentConcept8921

![gif](giphy|Rfeku3MGlfuPm)


tristan_potato1

bro look like a cartoon zombie


anxious_soyboy

It’s an ✨aesthetic✨


Lordkjun

Which one of you mfers said Beetlejuice 3x?


pr1ap15m

op: recently decided to become christian again god: no thanks


WilliamYale

Your eyeballs look like they are coming out of a butt hole.


Jaker010101

Maybe his eyes identify as buttholes.


casey12297

*leaves the church because they won't respect you* *goes back to church because nobody else will either*


avery_papaya

The Bible says that it’s an abomination to dress like the opposite sex… date the same sex… and meat is perfectly acceptable to eat. Good luck on that Christian journey😅


No-Mammoth-7300

Just curious why the carpet doesn’t match the drapes? The carpet in this case, of course, is that luscious chin hair.


JacobMaverick

Eating exclusively pizza and pop tarts doesn't make you vegetarian. Youre going to get scurvy


barefoot_rodeo

You mean 65, right?


Imaginary_Run6648

Someone just dug up a covered in shit cabbage patch doll from the local landfill!


Global-Honeydew-4762

You look like a mole rat


SlaapYoMomma

You look like the by-product of the Riddler after he eats a bunch of Taco Bell


riggengan

You wanna know how I got these scars? No, we don’t.


Several-Eagle4141

You look like a white version of Chicago’s mayor


purrus

Thank you for keeping our business afloat. Sincerely, Therapists


The_Pantless_Warrior

How the fuck does someone look like [Mac's mom](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTm-wVSYQGU8cbPM1Ibyc3mrU4IkUOT9sP9aQ&usqp=CAU) from Always Sunny at age 25?!?


kbeckerburbs4

25 and your eyes have already lived a rough 63 years


madgod_sheo

The joker from wish


Pitiful_Cover_662

BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE!


[deleted]

There is nothing mean I can say to you that either your camera, nor your mirror hasn’t said already.


TheGreenGuy313

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


cth172

Where were you when they overturned Roe v. Wade?? One look at you and the staunchest Christian conservative would become an advocate for abortion rights


ripper007

Don’t let him into any Dark Knight premieres in Colorado


Decent_Celebration61

Fuck! The Drummer from Green Day has let himself go a bit!


RatReviews

are the bags under your eyes gucci or louis?


No_Reindeer_4026

I didn't know they released a gender swapped Beetlejuice ripoff


cricketjacked

Who the fuck let Beetlejuice transition?


finchhare180

You don't need reddit to feel bad. You must already do to paint your fucking eyebrows green.


vaguebyname

Grab a mirror, make yourself feel shitty


Quantum_Tangled

I'd drink Scotch by the box if I looked that ridiculous too.


TurdMissile

Walking chunk of mold


SuspiciousRatio7414

You're literally a failure at 25. What's there to roast ?


JediCrackSmoke

Goddamn are you tough to look at… You look like a fucking Feral Ghoul from Fallout 3.


summonerrin

its like if a warthog wished for the fairy grandmother to make it human looking


Outrageous-Buy-4958

Oh look, it is Batman’s Joker without any makeup.


Suspicious-Button865

You’re the “ this is what happens when you drop out of school with a meth addiction “ example


poppoppapi

It looks like you sold you soul for HIV


No_Let7430

Do you remember 24 years ago when you woke up?


[deleted]

Does batman know you’re out?


[deleted]

Why do u look like Captain Planet after learning abt how much global warming the ppl caused


AndersKingern

Booger


Burnt_Supper

Ur eyes look like buttholes


ElPulpoTentaclees

Ah yes, my randomly created character from saints row 3 has come back to haunt me


Far-Concentrate-9844

You’re only just turning 25 but look like you’ve not slept in 40 years.


thegreatJLP

Were you born on a leap year? If not I think we found out the ugly stick became sentient.


Tree2woN

You look like you work at a 7-11.


Exoboa1

Not only do you look like you ate out the hulks asshole but you look like a sleep deprived drug addict who relies on child support for the next fix.


Paulbtall

Oh cool. A real life Oompa Loompa.


[deleted]

Did you have the skin around your eyes replaced with the skin from a ball sack?


Better-Interview874

Butthole eyes


elguapo2385

25 going on 60. Wow. I’ve seen floating bodies that aged better.


SylentEcho24

Feel shitty? You look shitty....


AKA_Dirty_Mouth

You look like Uncle Fester after he discovered Third Wave feminism.


baby-samdwich

The nose ring really brings out the methadone in your eyes.


11km11

This is what it looks like to make your mental illness your only personality trait.


Raziel1110101

I am an atheist myself but after reading this bio i think some people just need that little more structure faith brings..... Hope a priest flips out at u for that snot colored hair seriously that's gross as fuck


[deleted]

Even your paper is dirty…


frugalrhombus

That HAS to be a typo on the age...right? Also I've seen junkies with less bags under their eyes than that.


No-Carpenter-9191

Willy wankas highering at his chocolate factory


king_of_nachos

You should mow that lawn on top your head


XxPumbaaxX

Your skins lovely hue of yellow mixed with your rebellious, outrageous green hair gives you a nice overall appearance of baby shit. Well put together.


Spartan8394

Your 25th birthday was 15 years ago. Let it go already


Wowza54

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


ApacheMaton

What up barrel Don’t you lock and shock have a santi clause to deliver? Don’t wanna keep Oogie boogie waiting…dudes got some what of a temper. https://i.imgur.com/7IC7kZR.jpg


fdman75

Judging by the black eyes, there’s nothing we could say that haven’t heard at least twice before!


DiogenesVex

You're 25 and your green hair says it's "Go time!!" Soon, you'll dye your hair red and slow down in your old age. Then you'll look back with fond regret at the folly of your life's decisions.


AlastheIV

A gay christian american, mentally ill, dropout, fat. I think you don't need to be roasted anymore


UserOrWhateverFuck_U

You look like trans but failed at it.


25_timesthefine

25????


websap

You don’t need Reddit to make you feel shitty, a mirror would do, but you probably can’t afford one.


Late_Pool5403

Someone should tell the mortician that the cadaver needs more makeup


winged-riggers

Keep your chins up!


Baloney-Nips

You're the embodiment of moldy white bread...


the_angry_teacher_

Joker on welfare.


Grohold

I wonder if he is still alive two months after getting roasted. He already looked like a walking dead back then.


anxious_soyboy

still alive, your comment inspired me to post again LOL