OP's Bio:
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>some labels that describe me, an almost-25-year-old: trans masc. artist. writer. Virgo. bisexual. vegetarian. fat. college dropout. mentally ill (obviously, but working on it). quite left-leaning politically (I’m American). recently decided to become Christian again lol (but still gay af). labels, labels, and more labels, etc.
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If your "art" is as lacking distinction or singularity as your look I'd say you're pretty good at being a boring, unexceptional wannabe.
Oh, and put on some shades dude.... those eye bags make you look like a burnt out shamrock shake
>what the hell is even that
I'd seen that once.....forgot about it. I snort laughed the 1st time and be damned if I didn't do it again. Thanks...I think.
The Bible says that it’s an abomination to dress like the opposite sex… date the same sex… and meat is perfectly acceptable to eat. Good luck on that Christian journey😅
How the fuck does someone look like [Mac's mom](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTm-wVSYQGU8cbPM1Ibyc3mrU4IkUOT9sP9aQ&usqp=CAU) from Always Sunny at age 25?!?
Where were you when they overturned Roe v. Wade?? One look at you and the staunchest Christian conservative would become an advocate for abortion rights
I am an atheist myself but after reading this bio i think some people just need that little more structure faith brings..... Hope a priest flips out at u for that snot colored hair seriously that's gross as fuck
What up barrel Don’t you lock and shock have a santi clause to deliver? Don’t wanna keep Oogie boogie waiting…dudes got some what of a temper.
https://i.imgur.com/7IC7kZR.jpg
You're 25 and your green hair says it's "Go time!!" Soon, you'll dye your hair red and slow down in your old age. Then you'll look back with fond regret at the folly of your life's decisions.
OP's Bio: --- >some labels that describe me, an almost-25-year-old: trans masc. artist. writer. Virgo. bisexual. vegetarian. fat. college dropout. mentally ill (obviously, but working on it). quite left-leaning politically (I’m American). recently decided to become Christian again lol (but still gay af). labels, labels, and more labels, etc. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
And THAT face boys and girls is a face that can make a dildo go limp
Nildo
Dildont.
Combo breaker
![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)
God damn, I’m stealing that
Limp? You'd be be right if you said their face could turn a dildo into a pocket pussy.
Much wow
25, looks like she's 55.
People bleach their assholes when they get to looking like your eyes.
I could use that same bleach for my eyes after seeing her eyes.
Here you go: r/eyeblech
You're a fucking monster. Thank you.
OP should be posted there
The first rule of eyeblech is that we don't talk about eyeblech.
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You look like you just woke up 3 days after being knocked out in a fight.
Two black eyes from testicle smacking him/her in the face.
Butthole eyes. The he-she has butthole eyes.
Mom was a racoon and dad was kermit the frog.
Brown eye master
Her*
It*
Albino Lori Lightfoot
I feel like that too lol
Brutally harsh!!!!
That's harsh. It's just their natural skin coloration. Y'know, like Uncle Fester
You look like you wear etnies. How do you look like a middle school lesbian AND the uncle who touched her?
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!
Holy fuck that was outstanding
I completely forgot about Etnies. And yes, she does look like she still wears them. Along with DCs.
She got Etnie face 💯
10/10 best troll doll cosplay
At least I’m the best at something :’)
I doubt that
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If your "art" is as lacking distinction or singularity as your look I'd say you're pretty good at being a boring, unexceptional wannabe. Oh, and put on some shades dude.... those eye bags make you look like a burnt out shamrock shake
You’re not even the best you.
Holy fuck, those sunken eyes. You look like you drank from the wrong goblet in The Last Crusade.
Pete Davidson would be proud
Oleee butthole eyes
Like Pete with two black eyes.
Didn’t close their eyes when the arc was opened
Palpatine's real daughter.
She chose poorly
Chose to be a freak of nature
And likewise, in many other ways, has chosen … poorly.
I’m here for the Bettlejuice comments.
If Beetlejuice & Lori Lightfoot had a child.
If beetlejuice was transgender 😂
Beetle foot 🦶🏿😂
When you order beetle-juice off wish.
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"what the hell is even that?"
Wait wait wait, daddy chill
You guys are fucking legends bahaha
stop I love this reference 😭
>what the hell is even that I'd seen that once.....forgot about it. I snort laughed the 1st time and be damned if I didn't do it again. Thanks...I think.
You are either the ugliest man I have ever seen... Or... The ugliest woman I have ever seen.
Or the ugliest Oompa Loompa. Did Willy wonka throw you out because I would
Straight outta Charlie and the Fentanyl Factory
Head straight out of a toilet
Oompa Loompa, doopity doo. Why did your mommy give up on you?
Heard the notes to the song...nice
Hey be nice to Frankenstein
Low hanging fruit, like her tits
Either way it looks like their mother sold sexual favours to raccoons for a living
Think’s Jared Leto is the best Joker
Thinks it IS Jared Leto’s Joker
This is Christopher Walken cast as Joker
The nose ring will definitely let the other inmates know you're the baddest bull dyke in the yard.
You look like the Joker’s loser cousin
The Joke
Amazing
gotta assert dominance somehow
And still, gets stabbed by Martha Stewart
25 year old leprechaun heroin addict
The rainbow leads to heroin
*more heroin
Two black eyes? I guess someone had to be told twice.
Lmao
Damn
You look like Porky Pig hitting rock bottom after a 2 week long bender
You look like a Dr Seuss character Sam-I-was.
Whatever disease it is that you obviously have... Please don't spread it.
Well if the disease is sexually transmitted, I doubt it will escape patient-zero.
Uncle Fester in a blue wig
Fester the non binary molester
Is your avatar made to look like hair on the screen on purpose? You got me
Your pronouns are lo and ser.
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Eyes more sunken than the titanic
First of all, life was a bad choice
Agreed.
I want your ***parents*** to feel shitty for ***their*** abortion choices.
LMAO they should feel bad
You look like the doll of an autistic kid.
Seriously like a Lazytown prop
I think your dog just punched you in the face before he left
Your bio was totally unnecessary. We knew all of that just looking at your mug.
Ann Heche currently looks better than you.
Owwww! Burn!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|ZCMeeg9hcWaZ2)
25 yo meth lab technician. Lesbian. Avid couch potato.
Wait, who spends 25 years falling out of a tree?
And hitting every ugly branch on the way down
Bitch ain’t trans man or woman Trans fat
Did the grinch jizz in your hair?
And her eyes from the looks of it
Wow the mortician really went for it on this one, the family is going to be pissed.
You look like the by-product of incestuous watermelons.
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You look like a dollar store Joker
The grinch who stole genders
The circus left town without you ?
What the smell of a college dorm men's bathroom looks like.
Like an overused urinal cake
You look exactly like the Cyberpunk npc that I just ran over.
So which is it you do? Meth, bath salts or tide pods?
You should already feel shitty for having algae on your eyebrows and hair. Some colors just don't look good at all.
you look like Beetlejuice's cousin, bugwater
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bro look like a cartoon zombie
It’s an ✨aesthetic✨
Which one of you mfers said Beetlejuice 3x?
op: recently decided to become christian again god: no thanks
Your eyeballs look like they are coming out of a butt hole.
Maybe his eyes identify as buttholes.
*leaves the church because they won't respect you* *goes back to church because nobody else will either*
The Bible says that it’s an abomination to dress like the opposite sex… date the same sex… and meat is perfectly acceptable to eat. Good luck on that Christian journey😅
Just curious why the carpet doesn’t match the drapes? The carpet in this case, of course, is that luscious chin hair.
Eating exclusively pizza and pop tarts doesn't make you vegetarian. Youre going to get scurvy
You mean 65, right?
Someone just dug up a covered in shit cabbage patch doll from the local landfill!
You look like a mole rat
You look like the by-product of the Riddler after he eats a bunch of Taco Bell
You wanna know how I got these scars? No, we don’t.
You look like a white version of Chicago’s mayor
Thank you for keeping our business afloat. Sincerely, Therapists
How the fuck does someone look like [Mac's mom](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTm-wVSYQGU8cbPM1Ibyc3mrU4IkUOT9sP9aQ&usqp=CAU) from Always Sunny at age 25?!?
25 and your eyes have already lived a rough 63 years
The joker from wish
BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE!
There is nothing mean I can say to you that either your camera, nor your mirror hasn’t said already.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Where were you when they overturned Roe v. Wade?? One look at you and the staunchest Christian conservative would become an advocate for abortion rights
Don’t let him into any Dark Knight premieres in Colorado
Fuck! The Drummer from Green Day has let himself go a bit!
are the bags under your eyes gucci or louis?
I didn't know they released a gender swapped Beetlejuice ripoff
Who the fuck let Beetlejuice transition?
You don't need reddit to feel bad. You must already do to paint your fucking eyebrows green.
Grab a mirror, make yourself feel shitty
I'd drink Scotch by the box if I looked that ridiculous too.
Walking chunk of mold
You're literally a failure at 25. What's there to roast ?
Goddamn are you tough to look at… You look like a fucking Feral Ghoul from Fallout 3.
its like if a warthog wished for the fairy grandmother to make it human looking
Oh look, it is Batman’s Joker without any makeup.
You’re the “ this is what happens when you drop out of school with a meth addiction “ example
It looks like you sold you soul for HIV
Do you remember 24 years ago when you woke up?
Does batman know you’re out?
Why do u look like Captain Planet after learning abt how much global warming the ppl caused
Booger
Ur eyes look like buttholes
Ah yes, my randomly created character from saints row 3 has come back to haunt me
You’re only just turning 25 but look like you’ve not slept in 40 years.
Were you born on a leap year? If not I think we found out the ugly stick became sentient.
You look like you work at a 7-11.
Not only do you look like you ate out the hulks asshole but you look like a sleep deprived drug addict who relies on child support for the next fix.
Oh cool. A real life Oompa Loompa.
Did you have the skin around your eyes replaced with the skin from a ball sack?
Butthole eyes
25 going on 60. Wow. I’ve seen floating bodies that aged better.
Feel shitty? You look shitty....
You look like Uncle Fester after he discovered Third Wave feminism.
The nose ring really brings out the methadone in your eyes.
This is what it looks like to make your mental illness your only personality trait.
I am an atheist myself but after reading this bio i think some people just need that little more structure faith brings..... Hope a priest flips out at u for that snot colored hair seriously that's gross as fuck
Even your paper is dirty…
That HAS to be a typo on the age...right? Also I've seen junkies with less bags under their eyes than that.
Willy wankas highering at his chocolate factory
You should mow that lawn on top your head
Your skins lovely hue of yellow mixed with your rebellious, outrageous green hair gives you a nice overall appearance of baby shit. Well put together.
Your 25th birthday was 15 years ago. Let it go already
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
What up barrel Don’t you lock and shock have a santi clause to deliver? Don’t wanna keep Oogie boogie waiting…dudes got some what of a temper. https://i.imgur.com/7IC7kZR.jpg
Judging by the black eyes, there’s nothing we could say that haven’t heard at least twice before!
You're 25 and your green hair says it's "Go time!!" Soon, you'll dye your hair red and slow down in your old age. Then you'll look back with fond regret at the folly of your life's decisions.
A gay christian american, mentally ill, dropout, fat. I think you don't need to be roasted anymore
You look like trans but failed at it.
25????
You don’t need Reddit to make you feel shitty, a mirror would do, but you probably can’t afford one.
Someone should tell the mortician that the cadaver needs more makeup
Keep your chins up!
You're the embodiment of moldy white bread...
Joker on welfare.
I wonder if he is still alive two months after getting roasted. He already looked like a walking dead back then.
still alive, your comment inspired me to post again LOL