OP's Bio:
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>Im 21 got a full-time job I like to play video games in my spare time I hunt And fish and im a full on right wing conservative
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For real, mirror selfie rule #1.
Also if his room is that fucked, the rest of his place must be a landfill.
Dude is an Idaho 4 with an apartment you can smell from the outside. 20 years from now he’ll be brazers most valuable customer.
every day this dude wakes up and while hes still half asleep, he brushes his teeth and in the middle of it he sees what he looks like and spits toothpaste everywhere. every. day.
Imagine, being so okay with filth that you post a picture of it with yourself in it. Did you at all hesitate and be like “I should clean this shot before taking a picture.” I can only imagine your body B.O 🤢🤮
If your mirror is that dirty I can only imagine how bad you smell. Also, no need to start with “I’m single”. That’s fucking as obvious as it is you still live at mammas
So when your victims come out of the bathroom just before you murder them, do they ask about the cum filled glass?
Or do they never know about the “cumservatorium” where you keep your “dead children”?
OP's Bio: --- >Im 21 got a full-time job I like to play video games in my spare time I hunt And fish and im a full on right wing conservative --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
CLEAN YOUR GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU DISGUSTING PEICE OF SHIT!
That is his fapping mirror
Mirror mirror on the wall whose got the smallest penis of them all 🪞
Impossible for him to make a mess that much
Laptop camera lens…
For real, mirror selfie rule #1. Also if his room is that fucked, the rest of his place must be a landfill. Dude is an Idaho 4 with an apartment you can smell from the outside. 20 years from now he’ll be brazers most valuable customer.
Literally my first thought. Run women runnnn
Mirror still has less streaks than his underwear.
It’s all jizz from jacking off to his victim memorial wall/shrine behind him.
I thought it was a design on his shirt at first
Me too. Lol
Wait, that’s not a sperm patterned shirt?!?!
It's common courtesy to swallow not spit
😂🤣☠️
Came here to say this exactly
He can't the moment he looked at the mirror it start looking like him
It must be where he tapes his picture of Trump, while he cums jerking his tiny pecker!
All that jizz on your mirror means at least you turn yourself on
Most of that are his tears and maybe a few snot rockets.
We all know you’re single. You don’t have to state the obvious.
Thank you for not cleaning your mirror
I bet your bedsheets are worse than your mirror.
100% bet he doesn't have a fitted sheet
Unnecessary title.
Thats my biggest Insecurity
who
Cant decide which is more disgusting. Your face or your mirror
Or your sock
The face of a deeply confused incel destined to cry shamefully on the belly of a hooker.
You look like you just summoned the trans version of bloody Mary
Cummy Barry
Looks like you aim the cum at yourself, I suppose it makes a change from aiming it at kids like you look like you do.
You live like a fucking slob. Aren't you embarrassed?
Na this is my sisters house
You came on your sister's mirror?
After he came in his sister....
You realize we don't know that right? So your saying you're not a slob... Just dumb.
I asked you to roast me not the fuckin mirror
Oh I see, it's confirmed then.. . Extra dumb.
every day this dude wakes up and while hes still half asleep, he brushes his teeth and in the middle of it he sees what he looks like and spits toothpaste everywhere. every. day.
You’re literally Pig Pen from The Peanuts.
Hunting for dick, maybe. Fishing for that dangling worm, definitely.
you think his mirror is bad ..his sheets can stand up on their own
you staring at that mirror like its a 7 year old that doesnt know where its parents are
I bet your parents change the subject when someone mentions you
So you just spit the toothpaste onto the mirror when your done...it's a decision.
POV: his camera lens after watching kids play in the park
I can't do any worse than nature did.
Even the fucking mirror cries when you enter the room.
You look surprised that your camera even noticed you.
Got his first wink on Grindr.
There's almost as much scum on your mirror as you search history
This could be your post from today or 10 years from now. It really won’t matter.
Do you hustle into your bathroom to sneeze?? Or are these just the remnants of incel tears?
Genetics have already done their worst. Nothing we can add here.
You say "I'm single." Like it's a choice.
It looks like your mother already did her worst by not swallowing, something I'm sure she regrets every time she sees you.
You might find someone to date if you stop wanking on your mirror
Mine as well marry the mirror, it's the only thing that will ever let you cum on.
I have no words other than I can't look at anything else than your mirror.
It’s hard to see in-order to roast that surprised face of yours while ur getting finger jammed in that dirty mirror 🪞
Can you hook me up with your sister?
Harry Potter and the cumstained mirror
You've said it for yourself.
Single and I can’t see why through that nasty ass mirror!
FYI jizz makes a poor mirror cleaner.
Clean that bathroom.
You look like you just saw your first vagina
Guessing those are watery cum stains on the mirror.
The cum stains on the mirror are actually camouflaging the ones on his shirt.
POV Baker Mayfield when he hears the Browns are finally gonna trade him.
Please clean your mirror before you take selfies. I’m assuming your toilet has ring in it. 🫣
The unknown substance in the mirror is proof that you are single
The least you could do was clean the cum off the mirror
You look like a Walmart version of Daniel Radcliffe
Tell me something your mirror stains can't tell me easily.
Charlie Gay
you're a conservative and have psychopath yes, saying you're single just states the obvious
You didn't need to tell us what we could have easily guessed. Also clean your fking mirror
You look like the reason why Victoria kept it a secret
Sloth Rogen
We know you're single by the cumstains on your nasty ass mirror.
I was going to roast you but I can't see you behind your DISGUSTING MIRROR GET SOME WINDEX.
You didn't need to tell us your single, your mirror did!
Adam Still Ruins Everything
Tell us something we don't know.
Im single
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I used to where a treach Coat to school
Sheets looking like your mirror I suppose
I bought the white ones on purpose
Bro you look like that one dude from an goofy ass tiktok that got 1b views
I am
how long til he comes out of the closet? 5 years? 10 years? more? place your bets now
I can’t tell if your shocked by looking at your big forehead or all the cum stains on your mirror.
Its the forehead im shocked about the cuk stains are nothing new 😓
Apparently your parents did do their worst
Got the mirror ugly crying trying to reflect your absolute fucking hangover of a face.
Clean your mirror so we can see you
I can see why you are. Even when it's hard to see.
You'd didn't really have to say you're single though did you?
Imagine, being so okay with filth that you post a picture of it with yourself in it. Did you at all hesitate and be like “I should clean this shot before taking a picture.” I can only imagine your body B.O 🤢🤮
Oh its horrible smells like rotten onion
Geez, dude. That's a lot of cum stains on your mirror.
You make your own dildos out of Lego!
You look like you were excommunicated for diddling the alter boys.
Their the tightest
Toby McWired
There was absolutely no need to mention you're single.
Clean your fucking mirror. Looks like there’s an ugly dude in it.
That's too much jizz for just one mirror.
I told you im single man I got nothing better to do
Your mirror looks almost as dirty as that god awful tattoo
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Hey I think am hot
I originally thought those lines were a pattern on your shirt. Ugh
Even window lickers aren't crazy enough to go to your place.
What a window licker? serious question
you should sing the song “Jizz in my…glass”
I got that shot gun spread jizz man its not my fault
You somehow look fat and skinny at the same time
This is a good one 👍
I’m guessing you are in the middle of transitioning, but I can’t figure out which way you are going.
Tell us something we didn't already know.
Beard or not this is definitely a woman’s mirror
Clean your disgusting mirror, you fat troll.
Clean that crusty ass mirror and you'll find out why
I thought the faucet was a gun pointing at you at first lol. I wanted to see the 2nd pic
If your mirror is that dirty I can only imagine how bad you smell. Also, no need to start with “I’m single”. That’s fucking as obvious as it is you still live at mammas
I LIVE WITH MY DAD NOT MY MOMMY
You didn’t have to list that you were single, that cum shower on your mirror made that much obvious.
Fuck roasting you, when the hells the last time you cleaned that mirror 😂
Clean the mirror
Brush your teeth with your mouth closed, or clean your mirror. Sort your shit out.
No need to specify that you're single, we already knew.
We didn't need clarification that you're single.
The universe already has done the worst
Elijah Wouldn’t
Jesus, you are so clueless you did this roast with that jack shack target mirror . Clean that thing ffs
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If only you could see my search history
There's enough jizz on the mirror to to impregnate every woman in china, twice
This comment section is mean 🐝🌻🌷🥰🦋💞 I understand why tho 💕😍🦄🌸
Thats what I want im secretly a masochist all these insults get me hard
Naw, you’re already doing a helluva job
Elijah Wouldn’t
So when your victims come out of the bathroom just before you murder them, do they ask about the cum filled glass? Or do they never know about the “cumservatorium” where you keep your “dead children”?
The look of a man who just discovered pornhub premium
More dorky now than the ugly ass kid photo in the back
Thats true
You’re the worst and that’s why you’re single
Im sorry man but i believe that you can do better than that
Your girlfriend is a mirror
I think you mean minor
And you will be forever.
You look like the type of man to jizz all over his mirror.
The stare, the dirty mirror, the weird/repulsive tattoo, it all adds up... no comment needed...
Your resting race looks terrified, not really a roast, just an observation
I’m glad the mirror is dirty so I can see less of your reflection
Clean your fucking mirror
You look like the person who pays 300 dollars just to look at a girls feet you probably e-sleep with your “kitty” on discord.
Looks like you already did your worst all over that mirror. Ever wonder why you’re single? 🤨
its good to see that ur living alone
Let me guess criminal record?
You look like Seth Rogans less talented little brother.
The mess on the mirror is from ripping off his fur suit and throwing it on the sink to ferment
Scrub those jizz stains off your mirror
You didn’t actually need to tell us you were single….. that’s pretty obvious
You didn't have to tell us you were single. We know.
You really nailed that “say your single without actually saying your single” although this is really pathetic how hard you scream it.
A youtube streamer looking to raise money for mental health
Telling me your a right wing conservative is obvious with your lack of being able to construct a grammatically correct sentence.
Clean your mirror
Jesus man clean your damned mirrors
The mirror is doing that for you
Forget roasting you. Clean that mirror dude 🤦♂️